Damia - "I'm back"
Solatina - "Everyone, run for the hills,"
Wren - "That's not very nice,"
Solatina - "Oh jump in a black hole,"
Damia - "I'll bet you all thought that I forgot about this fic,"
Solatina - "HOped is more the word,"
Damia - "I just wanted to tell you that I got a severe case of writers black for this story,"
Wren - "Because she act's like a recalcitrant child,"
Damia - "and that it's slightly better, but not completely healed yet,"
Solatina - "She's just brain dead,"
Damia - "I would also like to mention that if my two muses don't shut up then they'll die horrible deaths,"
Wren - "I thought we were whispering,"
Solatina - "I knew we weren't,"
Damia - "Anyway, if you have idea's, please send them to me. I read my reviews. In fact I love reviews and flames and all that jazz,"
Solatina - "And she doesn't own anything,"
~*~*~*~*~*~*
"Maybe we should knock on the door," Duo said as everyone sat thinking about the best way to tell Heero that they had a mission.
"No, that could wake up Usa or Ames," Minako said quickly.
"Then what should we do?" Makoto asked.
"I think that we should just go up and open the door," Minako supplied.
"yeah, in that case, we'll let you do the honors, we want to keep our bodies in one piece, and no holes," Rei sad grumpily.
"Fine," Minako said. She got up and started to walk to Heero's room. The others, with the exception of Rei and Trowa, trailed behind her. She got to the door and looked at the others, "if he kills me, my radio goes to Makoto, my clothes go to Usa, my books go to Ames, my gadgets go to Rei, and my pictures and stuff go to Duo," She opened the door and gawked. She stood there and stared for a good two minutes with her mouth hanging open. The others came over to see what was going on and Wufei slapped a hand over Duo's mouth. There was Heero, laying on top of the covers, while Ami was cuddled next to him, under the covers. next to Ami was Usagi, the covers thrown off of her, and a smile on her face. The thing that amazed them most about the scene though, was that Ami's head was on Heero's shoulder, his arm was around her, and he was smiling softly as well. Minako closed the door silently and led everyone back into the living room, right before squealing loudly.
"That was an interesting site," Wufei said, shaking his head in amazement.
"Someone wanna fill us in?" Rei asked irritably. She had had to stay there because of her ankle and Trowa had kept her company.
"Dude, Hee-man and Ami and Usagi were all asleep when we got to the room," Duo said.
"So," Rei said.
"SO, he and Ami were cuddled up together. They were so cute. I guess this means that they'll have to start dating soon," Minako said.
"Why?" Quatre asked, curiously.
"because they look cute together," She said.
"That doesn't mean I'm going to let him date my only little sister," Quatre said.
"Listen, as adorable as you are when you get stubborn," Minako said, tapping his chin, "Now is not the time for it." Quatre's face had started to go red when she had said adorable.
"huh hah hah, Quatre is embarrassed because Minako's hi-" he stopped and looked at his sister, "Don't act like that with my friends,"
"Act like what?" Minako asked innocently.
"Like, Like, like," He sputtered while glaring at Quatre.
"Duo, that's so cute, You mean flirting, don't you?" Minako said with a wink.
"That's exactly what I mean, stop acting like such a flirt," he told her sternly. She jumped at him, wrapped her arms around his neck and looked up in his face with an angelic expression.
"You know what? I would," she gave a soft sigh, "I really would but there's just one little incy wincy problem,"
"What's that?" Duo asked, looking at his sister, and knowing he wasn't going to like this.
"well," she made an expansive gesture to the men in the room, "your friends are just so cute. If you had ugly friends, I probably wouldn't mind. But they are seriously hot," She flounced over to a couch and sat down.
"Hey, Quatre," Rei called over to the arabian pilot.
"Yes miss Rei?" he asked.
"Just Rei,"
"yes Rei?"
"did you know that at this specific moment in time, your face was the color of my leotard?" she smiled sweetly as the boy turned redder.
"And just what the hell ARE you wearing, Onna," Wufei growled, just noticing how there outfits seemed to hug every curve.
"Whatever I want, I'm a big girl," she said in the same voice he had used.
"It does seem to reveal a lot," Duo complained to his sister.
"Get over it brother mine, it's not showing all that much skin, and besides, we only wear them when on a mission. They are much easier to get around in than our regular clothes." Minako answered him.
"Aren't you going to side with us here?" Duo complained of Trowa.
". . ."
"You don't mind that that weak Onna sister of yours is wearing something that leaves nothing to the imagination?" ( please don't tell me that you don't know who that is, that would just be sad, )
"WUFEI," Makoto yelled, "I will kill you, and leave your body pieces on different Colonies so that no one knows,"
"A weak onna like you?" Wufei laughed.
"That's it," She jumped and tackled him to the ground. She pulled back her arm and her fist connected with his eye. He automatically started back. He flipped her onto her back and pulled back his fist, and hit her back. It went back and forth for a few minutes, before Trowa caught his fist. As he pulled off Wufei, Makoto growled in anger, but knew not to go after him again.
"I would have beat you, weak onna," he told her. He was still standing over her, and she was still on the ground. She saw red and kicked, connecting squarely with Wufei's most cherished parts of the anatomy ( sometimes I've wanted to kick Wufei in the nuts to, ) and jumped to start hitting him again. She was caught by a large pair of hands from behind her and pulled back. She fought, but Duo held her tight.
Minako and Rei were sitting in the background laughing there heads off. Quatre was wringing his hands in the middle of the room, unsure of weather to laugh or groan.
"Go Mako," Rei cheered.
"Hey, that's your brother," Duo said in surprise.
"That's the only thing that's kept me from doing that myself," Rei answered.
"DAMN YOU WEAK ONNA," Wufei yelled at Makoto.
"I think it's time for Mako to calm down now," Minako said, watching her friends eyes turn dangerous.
"Omea o korosu," came a voice, along with a click as the safety on a gun was undone.
"YUY, I WILL KILL THAT ONNA," Wufei yelled, not caring that the perfect soldier was pointing a gun at him. Heero looked at Trowa, who was holding Wufei, and Duo, who was holding a pissed off looking Makoto.
"Someone want to explain?" he asked.
"Well you see, Miss Makoto was obviously stressed out and she got a little upset," Quatre started before he was interrupted by Duo.
"A little!?" he exclaimed.
"They had a scuffle on the floor before Duo and Trowa decided that they would break it up," Rei told him.
"Yeah, then he called her a weak onna again. So she gave him what he deserved," Minako added with a smile.
"No one deserves that," Duo muttered.
"What did she do?" Heero asked.
"That weak onna kicked me," Wufei started. at the words weak onna, Makoto tried even harder to get out of the vice like grip that was on her. She struggled like a caged animal.
"I'll do it again if you don't stop calling me weak," she shrieked at him.
"Why do you care that she kicked you? It happens all the time," Heero asked, sleep clouding his mind.
"It's not THAT she kicked him," Quatre said, "but WHERE she kicked him," Heero looked at the girl struggling with Duo.
"She kicked him in the nuts," Minako said laughing so hard she fell out of her chair.
"IT ISN'T FUNNY ONNA," Wufei yelled at the girl.
"you should have seen your face," she said, tears streaming down her own.
"I'm going back to sit with the girls," Heero said, and left.
"I smell romance," Minako said, twirling her arms.
"What ar you babbling about?" Rei asked.
"Heero and Ami," Minako said, flopping into a seat.
"why do you say that?" Duo asked. She looked at him and smiled.
"I am the goddess of Love you know," She told her brother with a wink.
"oh kami," Rei swore, slapping her forehead.
"She's gonna to start matchmaking again," Makoto groaned.
"Are you going to stop going after Wufei?" Duo asked the girl. She glared at Wufei.
"Fine," She said, pulling away from him to go sit on a seat on the opposite side of the room.
"You?" Duo asked Wufei.
"I'll leave her alone for now," Wufei answered. Trowa let go of him and went to sit next to his sister.
"I don't really think it will be hard for us to get them together. Minako gushed.
"If this Onna is going to squeal like a baby pig," Wufei started. Makoto growled and Trowa put a hand on her arm. Minako turned around.
"Your just jealous," Minako said, flipping her hair over her shoulder.
"of a weak onna like you? not likely," Wufei told her with a sneer.
"well, your sister is a so called 'weak onna' like me, as well as the girl who had you sounding like a hurt puppy," She smiled and put her arms behind her head. Wufei growled and left the room.
"That was cold," Rei said.
"yes, well, he needs to get off that high horse he's on," Makoto said.
"well, I'm tired, I want to go to bed, but I can't stand," She looked at Makoto. "a little help?" Duo, who was standing beside her reached down and picked her up first.
"Quatre, where's her room?" he asked.
"directly across the hall from yours, to the left of wufei's" Quatre answered.
"Rightio," He said, leaving.
"You know? I am really tired," Rei said, yawning.
"I'm taking you to bed,"
"baka, what are you doing with my sister?" wufei asked, coming down the hall behind them.
"Uh, taking her to bed," Duo said with a grin, hoping he wouldn't have to run from a crazy Katana wielding older brother.
"YOUR WHAT!!!"
"She's tired and wants o sleep," Duo replied.
"Fei-Fei, I wanna go to sleep," Rei said pitiably. Her eyes drooped as she yawned again. Wufei walked up to Duo and took his sister.
"Where is her room?"
"to the left of yours," Duo answered, walking away. Wufei nodded and walked to the room. he opened the door to see almost the same room as his own. His bed was four poster, hers was canopy. Everything in his room was Red, black and gold, everything in her room was red, black and silver. He pulled the covers on her bed back on put her in.
"Fei-fei?" Rei asked with a yawn. He raised an eyebrow at the second use of her child hood nick name for him.
"yes Rei," Rei's eyes dropped some more as she tried to keep them open.
"Don't kill Mako, She's to much fun to die at an early age."
"Fine Rei,"
"and Fei-fei?"
"yes Rei?"
"Don't leave me again, k?" Her eyes dropped as she fell to sleep. He brushed some hair out of her eyes and leaned down to kiss her fore head.
"Don't worry, I wont," he left the room to go to the gym.
~*~*~*~*~*~* Next day
Heero came in the door to the kitchen in the same clothes he had worn the day before. Duo was sitting at the table pigging out while Minako and Makoto watched in fascination. Trowa just shook his head and Quatre blushed slightly watching his friend. Wufei and Rei were ignoring the mountain of pancakes on Duos plate that was disappearing in record time.
"I never knew that someone could eat as much as Usa," Minako commented.
"You should see him when he's hungry," Trowa said drily.
"Wow, it speaks, who knew?" Minako retorted.
"how are Ami and Usagi?" Quatre asked Heero.
"Sleeping," he answered.
"wow, more than one syllable, amazing," Duo remarked.
"Omea O Korosu," Heero answered.
"What? it's not like I hit you in the family jewels or anything," he defended himself.
"Do you want to keep the braid?" Makoto asked nonchalantly.
"eep,"
"Leave the hair out of this," Minako told her friend.
"Stop sticking up for him,"
"he's my brother,"
"I'm your friend,"
"so,"
"so,"
"so,"
"so,'
"so,"
"s-,"
"Omea O korosu," Heero said, pulling two guns and pointing them at the arguing girls.
"You are seriously trigger happy, It's not a good habit," Minako said, sticking her tongue out at him.
"Dude, " Duo started.
"Dudette if you please," She answered sweetly.
"Dudette, you just stuck your tongue out at the perfect soldier," Duo said in awe.
"Your point being?" Minako asked.
"He hasn't shot you yet," he replied in awe. In fact, the person said had put away his gun and glared a happy little glare (AN- ok, not so happy seeing as how it could give someone a heart attack,).
"and he wont, or I'll fry him," Makoto answered with a frown.
"Why would he shoot me? I'm one of the 5 cutest things in the house at this moment," Minako said with a smile.
"Not that she has an ego or anything," Rei commented.
"Oh shove it Rei," Makoto retorted.
"Will you three kindly stop arguing?" Ami asked, coming in the door.
"you know, you have this strange habit of coming in just when things look like they're going to blow, and no one ever hears you." duo said.
"Your point being?" Ami asked.
"just commenting," duo replied.
"How's Usa?" Rei asked.
"Sleeping," Ami replied.
"Will she stay asleep?" Heero asked.
"hopefully," Ami replied.
"I'll go sit with her for a while," Minako said, jumping up.
"If you wake her up, you die," Rei said affably.
"Rei, why do you have to be such a meanie?" Minako cried.
"Have you ever worked at Hulga's house of pain?" Duo asked the dark haired beauty.
"MAXWELL," Wufei screamed.
"uh, maybe that wasn't such a good question," Duo said quietly to his sister.
"I will pull all of your hair out by the roots," Rei yelled at him.
"Rei, why does your brother always look constipated?" Minako asked.
"WHAT!?" Wufei shrieked.
"MINAKO," Rei screamed.
"I was just asking a simple question," Minako said innocently.
"run," Rei said in a cold, deadly voice. Minako smiled laughed, and then took out the door with Rei in hot pursuit.
"Maxwell, I will have that braid if it's the last thing I do," Wufei screamed. he took off after Duo who had followed his sisters example.
"I'll go sit with her," Makoto said with a grin. She stood up and went in the direction that the others had gone so that she could make sure they didn't go near Usagi.
"Good morning Ami," Quatre told his sister.
"Morning Quatre,"
"Hn," (gee wonder who that was,) She walked over to the counter and made herself a cup of coffee.
"How was your night?" Quatre asked her.
"It was fine," Ami told him.