THE ULTIMATE DATING GAME
Chapter 2
Disclaimer: ok I know I should have done this before I DO NOT OWN YUGIOH or its characters!
RS: hey thankies to all the people who reviewed! Sorry for the dilemma folks I was working on my other story, Is It True Bad Things Happen To Good People? And for the next chapter I'm going to do a special for king Shnoogums I'm pairing her with Ryou! *mutters* yes, yes I know it says 'king' but 'she' is unbelievable a 'king' ok? But this chappie is gonna be MAI AND JOEY *little thingy beeps* withyourhostrevengeseeker
Commercial: WHEATIE FLAKES! Goodness in every bite! *Shows Yami Malik eating the cereal, and enjoying it?*
Y. Malik: bleh, what the hell is in this!
Tea: Now Malik, that's now way to behave on TV!
Y. Malik: *in zombie like voice* Yes, mommie
Tea: *Holding Malik's millennium rod* mwhaaaaaaaaaaaaa! *clears throat* mwhaaaaaaaaa!
RS: END COMMERCIAL. Well that was really..something. Anyway we're back with more..uh dates! MAI AND JOEYYeah!
Joey: *accidentally walks on stage* Uh... Am I supposed.. to be here?
RS: not yet you dimwit! *sees Mai smirking in the corner* Mai? Can you tell me why Joey's on stage?
Mai: *she pushed him on the stage* um. no?
RS: wrong! Wrong answer! *pushes a button that makes Joey fall through the stage* Oops wrong person *pushes another button and Mai falls through* Bull's eye!
~*On another set*~
RS: hehehehehehehehe Joey and Mai's date!
Joey: where are we?
Mai: I don't know but I remember falling through a hole
Joey: so do I!
Mai: that's not something exciting
RS: *snaps fingers and gigantic dinosaur appears*
Joey: *examines it and comes to a conclusion* It's hungry
Mai: I know that! Now RUN!!!!!!
Joey: OK!
Dinosaur: *roars*
Mai: *looks back at the dinosaur to see how close it is, then notices..* YOU IDIOT! IT'S A BLUE EYES WHITE DRAGON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Joey: no wonder it looked familiar I got thrashed by it!
Mai: *yelling so Joey can hear* YOU MEAN YOU GOT EATEN BY IT?!
Joey: yeah Kaiba beat me with it!
Mai: *thinking* what a surprise
Joey: I heard that!
Mai: he can read my mind?!
Joey: of course!
RS: *snaps fingers again and dinosaur disappears*
Mai: whew that was close!
Joey: you're telling me, no way was I going to be eaten twice!
Mai: o.O I thought you said you didn't get eaten by it
Joey: I did say that but at the time I was talking about being beaten, not eaten!
Mai: great how did I get into this mess?
Joey: I don't know
Mai: I wasn't talking to you!
Joey: then who were you talking to?
Mai: never mind
RS: *snaps finger and is back on stage with a video camera* Here is Joey and Mai's date! Hehehehe so far! *attaches video to giant TV*
Audience: *starts laughing*
RS: well that's it for today! and tomorrow it will be king Shnoogums and Ryou! Bye-bye and don't forget to review!
Commercial: that production is brought to you by Revenge Seeker Corporation, helping freaks be part of the population, thisprogramdoesharmthecharactersinyugiohnotthey'reguests
Chapter 2
Disclaimer: ok I know I should have done this before I DO NOT OWN YUGIOH or its characters!
RS: hey thankies to all the people who reviewed! Sorry for the dilemma folks I was working on my other story, Is It True Bad Things Happen To Good People? And for the next chapter I'm going to do a special for king Shnoogums I'm pairing her with Ryou! *mutters* yes, yes I know it says 'king' but 'she' is unbelievable a 'king' ok? But this chappie is gonna be MAI AND JOEY *little thingy beeps* withyourhostrevengeseeker
Commercial: WHEATIE FLAKES! Goodness in every bite! *Shows Yami Malik eating the cereal, and enjoying it?*
Y. Malik: bleh, what the hell is in this!
Tea: Now Malik, that's now way to behave on TV!
Y. Malik: *in zombie like voice* Yes, mommie
Tea: *Holding Malik's millennium rod* mwhaaaaaaaaaaaaa! *clears throat* mwhaaaaaaaaa!
RS: END COMMERCIAL. Well that was really..something. Anyway we're back with more..uh dates! MAI AND JOEYYeah!
Joey: *accidentally walks on stage* Uh... Am I supposed.. to be here?
RS: not yet you dimwit! *sees Mai smirking in the corner* Mai? Can you tell me why Joey's on stage?
Mai: *she pushed him on the stage* um. no?
RS: wrong! Wrong answer! *pushes a button that makes Joey fall through the stage* Oops wrong person *pushes another button and Mai falls through* Bull's eye!
~*On another set*~
RS: hehehehehehehehe Joey and Mai's date!
Joey: where are we?
Mai: I don't know but I remember falling through a hole
Joey: so do I!
Mai: that's not something exciting
RS: *snaps fingers and gigantic dinosaur appears*
Joey: *examines it and comes to a conclusion* It's hungry
Mai: I know that! Now RUN!!!!!!
Joey: OK!
Dinosaur: *roars*
Mai: *looks back at the dinosaur to see how close it is, then notices..* YOU IDIOT! IT'S A BLUE EYES WHITE DRAGON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Joey: no wonder it looked familiar I got thrashed by it!
Mai: *yelling so Joey can hear* YOU MEAN YOU GOT EATEN BY IT?!
Joey: yeah Kaiba beat me with it!
Mai: *thinking* what a surprise
Joey: I heard that!
Mai: he can read my mind?!
Joey: of course!
RS: *snaps fingers again and dinosaur disappears*
Mai: whew that was close!
Joey: you're telling me, no way was I going to be eaten twice!
Mai: o.O I thought you said you didn't get eaten by it
Joey: I did say that but at the time I was talking about being beaten, not eaten!
Mai: great how did I get into this mess?
Joey: I don't know
Mai: I wasn't talking to you!
Joey: then who were you talking to?
Mai: never mind
RS: *snaps finger and is back on stage with a video camera* Here is Joey and Mai's date! Hehehehe so far! *attaches video to giant TV*
Audience: *starts laughing*
RS: well that's it for today! and tomorrow it will be king Shnoogums and Ryou! Bye-bye and don't forget to review!
Commercial: that production is brought to you by Revenge Seeker Corporation, helping freaks be part of the population, thisprogramdoesharmthecharactersinyugiohnotthey'reguests