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Me and my big mouth. Sure Touya is a nice guy and he is a cutie, but just not my type. I went to my room and put on a light pink t~shirt and blue jeans and went to my mirror and did a recheck on my hair. Okay all set.
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{}~~ This means the character is thinking to them self.
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(Botan's POV through the whole chapter)
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I went and grabbed my purse that was on my bed and made sure my cell phone was in it. Then went into the living room where Touya was.
"Okay Touya we can leave now. So where are you bringing me out tonight?" I smiled at him and stood there patiently. He got up from sitting on my couch and wrapped his arm around mine.
"I want to bring you to this neat restaurant. Is that ok with you?" I nodded yes and we went over to my door. He unwrapped his arm from mine and waited until I had locked the front door. I stood on the porch and rechecked if my door was locked and shut.
Someone could never be too careful around this neighborhood, even after what Keiko had told me about her almost getting mugged one night. Even though Yusuke was there and had protected her. How sweet they both make a cute couple.
Touya had his license already and we got into his car. It's a good car. A Honda Accord Sedan and it was a Satin silver color. He opened the passenger seat door for me and I went in. I sat comfortably and waited for him to get into the driver's seat. He went into his seat and started the car and looked over at me.
"Botan buckle up and we will be there in less then 5 to 6 minutes." I buckled my seat belt like he said and took a deep breath; this is going to be a long date.
I asked him if he could put some music on and he said yes. I touched a few buttons and some music came on. Right Thurr by Chingy came on. I didn't sing it or anything. I loved the song and I know I sing well, I was just not comfortable to sing with him sitting there. If Keiko and Yukina were here it would be a blast.
It was a smooth ride until we past the next stop sign.
The car jerked wildly and I found myself screaming along with some cat that was happening to be lounging in the middle of the road and Touya nearly turned it into meow chow. Speeding down the road, and probably breaking every single road law in the world, I latched onto his armrest on the seat so tightly that it nearly snapped in half. Then Touya took a wild turn which would have made any other car do a three-eighty and crash into a brick wall.
"TOUYA IS IT POSSIBLE THAT YOU COULD SLOW DOWN!" I screamed.
I stopped screaming when Touya sped down a steep hill like a crazy wacko. "Is something wrong Botan?"
"AAAAAAAAHHHHHH!" was my intelligible reply when Touya narrowly missed some trash cans and swerved into another wide street, still going at an insanely fast speed. "You pasted the speed limit." I yelled while gripping my seat belt and dashboard for all it's worth.
"EEEEEEEEP! ITS A ONE WAY STREEEEETTTTTTTTT!" I screamed with big eyes, watching the sign "Do not enter" pass by in a whirl.
"So what if it's a one way street?" Touya asked. "Its not like we're going the wrong way."
"THATS EXACTLY IT! WE ARE GOING THE WRONG WAY! YOU'RE GOING THE WRONG WAY TURN BACKKKKK!" I screamed like a crazed lunatic, waving my hands frantically in the air while wondering how I was going to stay alive.
"No I'm not going the wrong way Botan!" Touya answered me. "It's all those other dumb people in this world who are!"
I then hung onto the whole chair like a leech when I saw a car in front of Touya's car. "WE'RE GOING TO COLLIDE!" {I am going to die, why now; I am too young to die. Kurama help me. Kurama?}
"O.o Eh?" Touya answered and blinked while looking at the car in front of him.
"No we're not Botan honey, we won't collide." He answered really calmly and as if by cue, the other car ran off the road, beeping its horns at us. Then Touya let go of the steering wheel, so I grabbed it. "TOUYA!" {I can't dirve.} I kept it as straight as I could. {He is a total lunatic}
He leaned out to the open window and gave "The" finger to the driver who was giving "The" finger back.
"Drive in the right direction you moron!" He screamed and this caused me to look over at him and gave him the "are you human?" look, complete with narrow eyes.
He went back to the steering wheel and I went back to latching onto something. He took a corner over the curb without slowing down. Under the wheels there was a loud thump, and the car went over something like a speed bump. "I think we hit something or someone." I said after a moment.
"Is it still a live?" He asked me. I peered out the window. "I think so."
"I'll take care of that." He put the car in reverse and ran over the kid again.
{I'm in a car with a murderer. He didn't seem very concerned about the road kill as much as he was for his car. I don't know how to drive, but I probably am way better then him.}
"Why did you do that? LET ME DRIVE RIGHT NOW." I yelled at him.
"Well now he can't sue me and driving you to the restaurant is all that matters right now." He told me sternly.
We then came up to a yellow light. "It's a yellow light, please tell me you know what to do at a yellow light." "Of course, who doesn't?"
"Whew okay, but why are we not slowing down then?" I asked after a few seconds. "Well, when the yellow lights are on you speed up before it turns red." I arched an eyebrow until we came to the light's, which happened to change to red. "It is red now. So can you stop" I told him.
"Well if I drive fast enough no one will see me go past it." With this he swerved past two slow driving cars remembering to flick them off before driving past the red light.
"You look tense Botan maybe some better music will calm your nerves." He took both his hands off the wheel once again and focused all his attention on finding the perfect station. "Hmmm how about this, naw, this-:"
"WATCH THE ROAD" I yelled.
"Huh? Oh" He quickly swerved out of the way of an on coming truck.
"Maybe music isn't the best thing to be listening to. Hey this dumb driver in front of us won't go any faster, grr, I know just what to do."
"Please don't kill us" I said eyes growing wide as the car sped up on the bridge. Whether he feared for the car, or his life more, no one quite knew.
"Hey, have some faith in me do I look like a reckless driver?"
~*Screech-Bang-Splash*~
"You just rammed a police car off the bridge and into the freakin river!" I shouted, watching the scene being played before me. "I know lets get out of here before they can sue us."
He sped up and started humming some funeral music.
"hm hm hm hmmm hm hm hm hm hm hm hm"
"Shut up! You aren't focusing!" I stopped him.
"Hey I don't remember there being so many speed bumps here." He looked confused.
"Those aren't speed bumps they are people."
"Well what are they doing in the middle of the road?"
"They aren't, we're on the sidewalk!"
"Oh" He then pulled back onto the road and down another street. There was a stop sign coming so I knew he would stop, well hopefully. "Are you going to stop?" I looked over at him.
"Nope, we have to speed up every one else has to stop for us, were special." He drove past a stop sign and turned left, flinging me and causing me to hit the car door. "Your insane, you could've at the very least slowed down for me! I ought to kill you!"
After a few more minutes he claimed he didn't know it was raining and I had to explain that he had just rammed a fire hydrant.
Then the car screeched and parked right on the curb in front of a restaurant.
"We're here! See only took 5 minutes." Touya smiled and looked at me.
"Umm....Botan are you okay?" He asked when he noticed the extremely shocked and pale look on my face. "Oh it must be this song, here I will shut it off for you."
"T-Th-Thanks." I could not move. I looked like a cat hooked onto a tree. Besides the fact that I was hooked onto the seat. "Come on Botan."
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After Botan got over her shock.
(A/N- Poor Botan)
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We entered the restaurant and were welcomed by dancing waiters. "Uh heh heh. Hi." I said to them trying to get their attention. {What weirdo's}.
"Can we have a table for two." Touya said to them while handing them some Money. They lead us to our table and we sat down. My hands were still shaking and I was trying to control my self from killing him there and then.
"Botan what would you like, it's all on me."
Then I got a good idea. {How about making this the most horrible date he will ever go on. He will never want to be near me again. I don't think I want to ride home with him in that car again either. Now I can get some sweet revenge for his reckless driving. I could have died.}
"Touya I am so hungry can you order every thing on this menu for me please!" I gave him the puppy dog eyes, but he did not pay much attention to me. He had a paper in his hand and he was calculating the outcome of what the price would be. " WHAT 120 DOLLORS. Are you sure Botan?"
"Well if you don't want to, I guess I will just starve, then I will become skinny and die." I gave him the fake sad act. "Oh woo is me, never will I be able to grow and be a model like I had dreamed of."
"Okay okay I will just put it on my tab, where do you fit it all?"
"It's a secret." I winked at him and got up from my seat. "Where are you going" he asked me. "I am going to the ladies room, I have to freshen up a bit silly head." I went to the girls room and went up to the large mirror.
Now to put some make up on that would scare anyone to think I was ready for Halloween. I took out some black eye liner and starting at my work under my eyes and made some freckles on my face and a big mole looking thing at the end of my nose. I took out some blue eye shadow and put it on my eyelids and made it very dark. Now for the finishing touch, some blush. I put it on my arms and parts of my leg to make it look like I had a rash.
"All done." I whispered to myself. {Wow I don't even recognize myself, gosh I'm creepy looking, and not even a mother would love this face, its perfect.}
I went out of the rest room and approached my table Touya was sitting there rubbing his temples, probably worried about the bill. "Hey there Touya"
He looked up at me and shrieked. "B-Botan what happened?" "Oh is there something wrong, I put some make up on, but they did not have a mirror, does it look good?"
"Uh... yea sure." He was still staring at me and I smiled evilly and sat down beside him and came up with another idea.
"How nice free water. I don't want it, here you have it." I passed it to him and tipped it on his pants making it look like an accident. He now looks like he had peed on himself.
"Sorry Touya, my bad. Here are some napkins." I pulled the whole tablecloth and the candle fell and lit the cloth on fire. The cloth was on Touya so the fire kind of traveled to his shirt.
"Touya stop drop and roll. Here I will show you." I pushed him and he fell down and I started throwing cups of water from other tables on him while he rolled. All eyes were on us. It would have been embarrassing if this was not all planned.
The fire went out and he decided he wanted to wait in the Men's room till the food came. I smiled and let him go and I waited patiently for him to come back out. I sat and thought of the next best thing to do to him. {Why didn't I think of doing this kind of stuff to Kurama when we were doing pranks to each other when we were younger? This is so much fun. Maybe when the food comes I can eat like a pig.} My mind raced with ideas until Touya came back and took his seat near me.
"Botan your makeup is dripping down your face, it's probably from the water that you was throwing everywhere." He stated.
"Its is? Darn, I will be back then." I went back to the rest room. {This make up is giving me a rash and I don't want a real rash.} I decided to take all of the make up off using some napkins in the girls room. My face was clean and fresh and back to normal. "I still have more evil things to do to him." I spoke quietly so that I would only hear.
For some reason when I left the girls bathroom I felt like someone was watching me and it was not Touya. {Must be Touya's driving getting to me.} I convinced myself and took my seat at our table once again.
"Botan you look much better without makeup." He clearly stated to me. "Thanks Touya, now where is the food?" He shrugged and looked over to a waiter. "Hello waiter come here and take our orders." The waiter quickly danced his way to our table. I guess his job is a happy one.
"Hello sir, how can I help you? Oh and I must add how lovely you look tonight. Nice outfit, maybe I could take you out with me one night and we could try on a few outfits together. That outfit makes you look so big and strong. Can I feel your muscles?" {Clearly this guy was gay and was hitting on Touya, This is perfect.}
"No and can you take me and my GIRLFRIEND'S order please."
"Silly Touya I am not your girlfriend, hello waiter guy I would like everything on the menu. Thanks" The waiter shook his head while writing it all down on a notepad. "How about you sweetie." He was actually talking to Touya and Touya had tried to pay no mind to the guy. "Excuse me Sir, what will it be?"
"Listen I am straight just get her order and go away." Touya looked angry, poor thing. {But this is a good thing.} I laughed mentally to myself.
"Touya that is no way to talk to someone and I am still upset with your behavior when you were driving. You probably hurt a lot of people tonight." He looked so guilty. "I'm so sorry Botan. Ahem.. Sorry uh.."
"Call me Jay." The waiter said to Touya. "Sorry JAY."
"See was that so hard Touya, thank you Jay now go and get our orders." The waiter left and I was bored now. I had my elbow on the table with my the side of my cheek on my hand. Touya was just sitting there staring at me. I only stared passed him and thought I saw the color red. My eyes must be fooling me, because I just thought Kurama was here.
The food was served and I pigged out, well actually I pretended to and threw food in every direction. A lady stared at me with disgust and Touya kept giving people excuses about my behavior, saying stuff like "She has not eaten for a week" and "She never tasted such great food before."
I was not really hungry and only wasted the food. I know what a waste so I decided to feed it to Touya. I grabbed a fork and stuck a lot of food on the end of it and stuffed it into his mouth. I kept doing this and his mouth was so full of food he was practically gagging. "Taste good huh Touya?" He swallowed it all and I have to give him credit he still was not angry with me. I was hoping for him to yell so I could have an excuse to break up the date.
I then wanted to start a conversation with him. Using Kurama's name instead of his would probably make him mad so I did just that.
"So Kurama how is Jin, you guys are almost cousins?"
"Uh.. Botan you just called me Kurama and Jin is okay I guess he went on a date with that cousin of yours... what's her name."
"Her name is Sachiko and stop being silly Kurama. I am happy to know my cousin finally got with him. You know what I think they make a good couple. Enough about them how are you Kurama?"
"Kurama? Botan I am Touya. You know T-O-U-Y-A"
"I know that Kurama I mean Touya, oh look desert." I ate some of the pudding not like a pig though. I guess I did build up a appetite after having so much fun. I can't refuse pudding no matter what anyways. Its my favorite snack and so is brownies.
"Yum Yummy I love Pudding Yum Yummy, Kur- Touya sing with me."
Just then the lights flickered off and then back on. People screamed and looked around the room looking for answers. Then a speaker came on. "Botan Botan." It was a haunting like creepy voice and why the hell was it saying my name.
"I thought you loved someone else, get away from him, he stalks people during the day and rapes girls during the night and...."
The voice changed from a haunting voice to a clearer voice that I started to recognize. It belonged to a certain sly fox boy. {Kurama}
The person on the speaker was still talking but still not seen.
"Hey who are you I am trying to do something hear, like scare someone. Hey wait don't touch me. Ah no way I am not gay get away from me." There was a loud crash and sounds coming from the speaker. The room became deadly silient and people just stared at the speakers that was on the wall.
"Hello everyone It's Jay I am having trouble with someone who had broke into the employee only department and some how turned on the speakers to play a joke. Please go back to eating your meals and enjoy your time here."
The speakers were still on, but I guess who ever was in that room did not know, because the two people in the room were talking to each other.
"Now back to you my handsome red haired prince. Have you come to save me from this evil enchanted castle?" "Your weird, get away from me. I told you already I am not gay. Stop trying to touch my butt... ah..."
Then the speakers went off. {Whatever I have better things to do.} "That was Kurama wasn't it?" Touya asked me. "I guess. Lets go on a walk now." I told him and we left.
We were outside when we heard some bushes moving. I stepped cautiously near it and what ever it was leaped out without being seen and into the nearby tree. I could not see the figure; it's to dark out.
(A/n- its Hiei for those not to smart types out there who don't know who it could be.)
"Botan lets go to the movies instead. I will drive."
I gave him a death glare. Is he joking. I am never going in that car with him. "I rather walk Kurama, I mean Touya." He nodded and we got there by walking. We paid for our tickets and went in and took our seat in the middle section. We sat down. I got comfortable and put my feet on the seat in front of me, to Pretend to Touya that I am lazy.
I got to pick the movie and I picked Good Boy. It is about dogs and a young boy. I love animals and I knew Touya was not interested in animals, because when we were kids he would always cry when a dog was just a mere few feet from him. Maybe it was a fear he had.
Someone said excuse me and I made some room for the person so they could go pass me and take a seat. The person ended up taking a seat near Touya. "Hey sweetie!"
{This was perfect Jay was there} "Ah it's you. That gay Jay waiter guy. Leave me a lone." Touya shifted his seat a little. I heard more talking coming from somewhere else so I got up and told Touya I was getting some popcorn. He did not hear me he was to busy trying to get rid of that guy.
I walked over to where the sounds and whispering was coming from and hid on the side of the wall and I kind of felt like a spy the way I quietly snuck up on the noise makers. I looked over at the two people from around the corner of the wall and I saw Kurama and Hiei.
"Hiei what are you doing here?"
"Hn, that's none of your business and why are you asking me that if I should ask the same thing." "This happens to be my favorite movie theater." Kurama answered back.
Kurama leaned closer to Hiei and smiled evilly at Him. "Hiei are you following Botan?" He asked.
"What! Baka Kurama I am here because I want to watch a movie."
"Don't even say that Hiei. What makes you think that I would believe you would come and see a movie like Good Boy at this time of night." Hiei was stalling for a good answer and finally found one. "How did you even know Botan was here? Are you following her TOO... I mean... Aw Shit."
I decided I should pop up out of no where. "Hello what are you guys doing here?" Even though I now know that they were following me for unknown reasons, I asked anyways.
"Uh... Hi Botan." Kurama waved at me and blushed. Hiei 'Hned' and leaned against the wall. His usual bad boy act. They didn't look like they were going to answer me so I changed the subject. "How do you like the movie so far?" I tilted my head and looked at them both so innocently.
Then Touya screamed my name.
"Botan save me." He ran passed me with Jay chasing him and three old ladies waving their canes screaming "come back here you gay bastards you ruined the whole movie with your sexual talk" chasing after Jay and Touya.
I fell on the ground laughing. {I guess my date is over yay.} I gripped my ribs. They were starting to hurt cause I laughed so much. I calmed down a bit and Kurama helped me off the ground.
"Thanks" I said while removing tears from my eyes from laughing so hard. I am so happy the date is over with. Now what's left to do is to get an explanation from both Hiei and Kurama why they are following me and get a nice calm ride home.
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That is one long chapter. I hope it was funny. Send in reviews please. I hope they are good. How was this chapter? I enjoyed writing it.
Jay is a imaginary character I made up. He won't show up no more unless you want him to. His name rhymes with gay so that's how I named him. No I don't hate gay people. I have lots of friends who are gay. Its just that they are so funny.
Special Thanks to those who gave me ideas.
Pinky is me~ that was a great idea and I used it as you can see. Saying Kurama's name instead of Touya's was good.
Purple Witchy Angel~ Good one. I also included your idea. Kurama and Hiei did bump into each other and followed Botan on her date. I will include how they discovered she was going to go on a date with Touya and much more stuff in the next chapter. Also there will be fluff in the next chapter.
Hiei Luvs Coco~ sorry I can't help you there. Thanks for reviewing, it was nice of you.
Coolness gurl~ I did not make Touya klutzy, but instead I made Botan pretend she was a klutz. Thanks.
Zoutou~ if you can save Touya from the 3 old ladies and Jay then he is all yours. Lol Poor Touya I am going to do something nice for him in the next chapter. At least he has a nice car.
And everyone who reviewed,
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Come back on Wednesday and Sundays!!!!!!!!
Me and my big mouth. Sure Touya is a nice guy and he is a cutie, but just not my type. I went to my room and put on a light pink t~shirt and blue jeans and went to my mirror and did a recheck on my hair. Okay all set.
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{}~~ This means the character is thinking to them self.
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(Botan's POV through the whole chapter)
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I went and grabbed my purse that was on my bed and made sure my cell phone was in it. Then went into the living room where Touya was.
"Okay Touya we can leave now. So where are you bringing me out tonight?" I smiled at him and stood there patiently. He got up from sitting on my couch and wrapped his arm around mine.
"I want to bring you to this neat restaurant. Is that ok with you?" I nodded yes and we went over to my door. He unwrapped his arm from mine and waited until I had locked the front door. I stood on the porch and rechecked if my door was locked and shut.
Someone could never be too careful around this neighborhood, even after what Keiko had told me about her almost getting mugged one night. Even though Yusuke was there and had protected her. How sweet they both make a cute couple.
Touya had his license already and we got into his car. It's a good car. A Honda Accord Sedan and it was a Satin silver color. He opened the passenger seat door for me and I went in. I sat comfortably and waited for him to get into the driver's seat. He went into his seat and started the car and looked over at me.
"Botan buckle up and we will be there in less then 5 to 6 minutes." I buckled my seat belt like he said and took a deep breath; this is going to be a long date.
I asked him if he could put some music on and he said yes. I touched a few buttons and some music came on. Right Thurr by Chingy came on. I didn't sing it or anything. I loved the song and I know I sing well, I was just not comfortable to sing with him sitting there. If Keiko and Yukina were here it would be a blast.
It was a smooth ride until we past the next stop sign.
The car jerked wildly and I found myself screaming along with some cat that was happening to be lounging in the middle of the road and Touya nearly turned it into meow chow. Speeding down the road, and probably breaking every single road law in the world, I latched onto his armrest on the seat so tightly that it nearly snapped in half. Then Touya took a wild turn which would have made any other car do a three-eighty and crash into a brick wall.
"TOUYA IS IT POSSIBLE THAT YOU COULD SLOW DOWN!" I screamed.
I stopped screaming when Touya sped down a steep hill like a crazy wacko. "Is something wrong Botan?"
"AAAAAAAAHHHHHH!" was my intelligible reply when Touya narrowly missed some trash cans and swerved into another wide street, still going at an insanely fast speed. "You pasted the speed limit." I yelled while gripping my seat belt and dashboard for all it's worth.
"EEEEEEEEP! ITS A ONE WAY STREEEEETTTTTTTTT!" I screamed with big eyes, watching the sign "Do not enter" pass by in a whirl.
"So what if it's a one way street?" Touya asked. "Its not like we're going the wrong way."
"THATS EXACTLY IT! WE ARE GOING THE WRONG WAY! YOU'RE GOING THE WRONG WAY TURN BACKKKKK!" I screamed like a crazed lunatic, waving my hands frantically in the air while wondering how I was going to stay alive.
"No I'm not going the wrong way Botan!" Touya answered me. "It's all those other dumb people in this world who are!"
I then hung onto the whole chair like a leech when I saw a car in front of Touya's car. "WE'RE GOING TO COLLIDE!" {I am going to die, why now; I am too young to die. Kurama help me. Kurama?}
"O.o Eh?" Touya answered and blinked while looking at the car in front of him.
"No we're not Botan honey, we won't collide." He answered really calmly and as if by cue, the other car ran off the road, beeping its horns at us. Then Touya let go of the steering wheel, so I grabbed it. "TOUYA!" {I can't dirve.} I kept it as straight as I could. {He is a total lunatic}
He leaned out to the open window and gave "The" finger to the driver who was giving "The" finger back.
"Drive in the right direction you moron!" He screamed and this caused me to look over at him and gave him the "are you human?" look, complete with narrow eyes.
He went back to the steering wheel and I went back to latching onto something. He took a corner over the curb without slowing down. Under the wheels there was a loud thump, and the car went over something like a speed bump. "I think we hit something or someone." I said after a moment.
"Is it still a live?" He asked me. I peered out the window. "I think so."
"I'll take care of that." He put the car in reverse and ran over the kid again.
{I'm in a car with a murderer. He didn't seem very concerned about the road kill as much as he was for his car. I don't know how to drive, but I probably am way better then him.}
"Why did you do that? LET ME DRIVE RIGHT NOW." I yelled at him.
"Well now he can't sue me and driving you to the restaurant is all that matters right now." He told me sternly.
We then came up to a yellow light. "It's a yellow light, please tell me you know what to do at a yellow light." "Of course, who doesn't?"
"Whew okay, but why are we not slowing down then?" I asked after a few seconds. "Well, when the yellow lights are on you speed up before it turns red." I arched an eyebrow until we came to the light's, which happened to change to red. "It is red now. So can you stop" I told him.
"Well if I drive fast enough no one will see me go past it." With this he swerved past two slow driving cars remembering to flick them off before driving past the red light.
"You look tense Botan maybe some better music will calm your nerves." He took both his hands off the wheel once again and focused all his attention on finding the perfect station. "Hmmm how about this, naw, this-:"
"WATCH THE ROAD" I yelled.
"Huh? Oh" He quickly swerved out of the way of an on coming truck.
"Maybe music isn't the best thing to be listening to. Hey this dumb driver in front of us won't go any faster, grr, I know just what to do."
"Please don't kill us" I said eyes growing wide as the car sped up on the bridge. Whether he feared for the car, or his life more, no one quite knew.
"Hey, have some faith in me do I look like a reckless driver?"
~*Screech-Bang-Splash*~
"You just rammed a police car off the bridge and into the freakin river!" I shouted, watching the scene being played before me. "I know lets get out of here before they can sue us."
He sped up and started humming some funeral music.
"hm hm hm hmmm hm hm hm hm hm hm hm"
"Shut up! You aren't focusing!" I stopped him.
"Hey I don't remember there being so many speed bumps here." He looked confused.
"Those aren't speed bumps they are people."
"Well what are they doing in the middle of the road?"
"They aren't, we're on the sidewalk!"
"Oh" He then pulled back onto the road and down another street. There was a stop sign coming so I knew he would stop, well hopefully. "Are you going to stop?" I looked over at him.
"Nope, we have to speed up every one else has to stop for us, were special." He drove past a stop sign and turned left, flinging me and causing me to hit the car door. "Your insane, you could've at the very least slowed down for me! I ought to kill you!"
After a few more minutes he claimed he didn't know it was raining and I had to explain that he had just rammed a fire hydrant.
Then the car screeched and parked right on the curb in front of a restaurant.
"We're here! See only took 5 minutes." Touya smiled and looked at me.
"Umm....Botan are you okay?" He asked when he noticed the extremely shocked and pale look on my face. "Oh it must be this song, here I will shut it off for you."
"T-Th-Thanks." I could not move. I looked like a cat hooked onto a tree. Besides the fact that I was hooked onto the seat. "Come on Botan."
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After Botan got over her shock.
(A/N- Poor Botan)
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We entered the restaurant and were welcomed by dancing waiters. "Uh heh heh. Hi." I said to them trying to get their attention. {What weirdo's}.
"Can we have a table for two." Touya said to them while handing them some Money. They lead us to our table and we sat down. My hands were still shaking and I was trying to control my self from killing him there and then.
"Botan what would you like, it's all on me."
Then I got a good idea. {How about making this the most horrible date he will ever go on. He will never want to be near me again. I don't think I want to ride home with him in that car again either. Now I can get some sweet revenge for his reckless driving. I could have died.}
"Touya I am so hungry can you order every thing on this menu for me please!" I gave him the puppy dog eyes, but he did not pay much attention to me. He had a paper in his hand and he was calculating the outcome of what the price would be. " WHAT 120 DOLLORS. Are you sure Botan?"
"Well if you don't want to, I guess I will just starve, then I will become skinny and die." I gave him the fake sad act. "Oh woo is me, never will I be able to grow and be a model like I had dreamed of."
"Okay okay I will just put it on my tab, where do you fit it all?"
"It's a secret." I winked at him and got up from my seat. "Where are you going" he asked me. "I am going to the ladies room, I have to freshen up a bit silly head." I went to the girls room and went up to the large mirror.
Now to put some make up on that would scare anyone to think I was ready for Halloween. I took out some black eye liner and starting at my work under my eyes and made some freckles on my face and a big mole looking thing at the end of my nose. I took out some blue eye shadow and put it on my eyelids and made it very dark. Now for the finishing touch, some blush. I put it on my arms and parts of my leg to make it look like I had a rash.
"All done." I whispered to myself. {Wow I don't even recognize myself, gosh I'm creepy looking, and not even a mother would love this face, its perfect.}
I went out of the rest room and approached my table Touya was sitting there rubbing his temples, probably worried about the bill. "Hey there Touya"
He looked up at me and shrieked. "B-Botan what happened?" "Oh is there something wrong, I put some make up on, but they did not have a mirror, does it look good?"
"Uh... yea sure." He was still staring at me and I smiled evilly and sat down beside him and came up with another idea.
"How nice free water. I don't want it, here you have it." I passed it to him and tipped it on his pants making it look like an accident. He now looks like he had peed on himself.
"Sorry Touya, my bad. Here are some napkins." I pulled the whole tablecloth and the candle fell and lit the cloth on fire. The cloth was on Touya so the fire kind of traveled to his shirt.
"Touya stop drop and roll. Here I will show you." I pushed him and he fell down and I started throwing cups of water from other tables on him while he rolled. All eyes were on us. It would have been embarrassing if this was not all planned.
The fire went out and he decided he wanted to wait in the Men's room till the food came. I smiled and let him go and I waited patiently for him to come back out. I sat and thought of the next best thing to do to him. {Why didn't I think of doing this kind of stuff to Kurama when we were doing pranks to each other when we were younger? This is so much fun. Maybe when the food comes I can eat like a pig.} My mind raced with ideas until Touya came back and took his seat near me.
"Botan your makeup is dripping down your face, it's probably from the water that you was throwing everywhere." He stated.
"Its is? Darn, I will be back then." I went back to the rest room. {This make up is giving me a rash and I don't want a real rash.} I decided to take all of the make up off using some napkins in the girls room. My face was clean and fresh and back to normal. "I still have more evil things to do to him." I spoke quietly so that I would only hear.
For some reason when I left the girls bathroom I felt like someone was watching me and it was not Touya. {Must be Touya's driving getting to me.} I convinced myself and took my seat at our table once again.
"Botan you look much better without makeup." He clearly stated to me. "Thanks Touya, now where is the food?" He shrugged and looked over to a waiter. "Hello waiter come here and take our orders." The waiter quickly danced his way to our table. I guess his job is a happy one.
"Hello sir, how can I help you? Oh and I must add how lovely you look tonight. Nice outfit, maybe I could take you out with me one night and we could try on a few outfits together. That outfit makes you look so big and strong. Can I feel your muscles?" {Clearly this guy was gay and was hitting on Touya, This is perfect.}
"No and can you take me and my GIRLFRIEND'S order please."
"Silly Touya I am not your girlfriend, hello waiter guy I would like everything on the menu. Thanks" The waiter shook his head while writing it all down on a notepad. "How about you sweetie." He was actually talking to Touya and Touya had tried to pay no mind to the guy. "Excuse me Sir, what will it be?"
"Listen I am straight just get her order and go away." Touya looked angry, poor thing. {But this is a good thing.} I laughed mentally to myself.
"Touya that is no way to talk to someone and I am still upset with your behavior when you were driving. You probably hurt a lot of people tonight." He looked so guilty. "I'm so sorry Botan. Ahem.. Sorry uh.."
"Call me Jay." The waiter said to Touya. "Sorry JAY."
"See was that so hard Touya, thank you Jay now go and get our orders." The waiter left and I was bored now. I had my elbow on the table with my the side of my cheek on my hand. Touya was just sitting there staring at me. I only stared passed him and thought I saw the color red. My eyes must be fooling me, because I just thought Kurama was here.
The food was served and I pigged out, well actually I pretended to and threw food in every direction. A lady stared at me with disgust and Touya kept giving people excuses about my behavior, saying stuff like "She has not eaten for a week" and "She never tasted such great food before."
I was not really hungry and only wasted the food. I know what a waste so I decided to feed it to Touya. I grabbed a fork and stuck a lot of food on the end of it and stuffed it into his mouth. I kept doing this and his mouth was so full of food he was practically gagging. "Taste good huh Touya?" He swallowed it all and I have to give him credit he still was not angry with me. I was hoping for him to yell so I could have an excuse to break up the date.
I then wanted to start a conversation with him. Using Kurama's name instead of his would probably make him mad so I did just that.
"So Kurama how is Jin, you guys are almost cousins?"
"Uh.. Botan you just called me Kurama and Jin is okay I guess he went on a date with that cousin of yours... what's her name."
"Her name is Sachiko and stop being silly Kurama. I am happy to know my cousin finally got with him. You know what I think they make a good couple. Enough about them how are you Kurama?"
"Kurama? Botan I am Touya. You know T-O-U-Y-A"
"I know that Kurama I mean Touya, oh look desert." I ate some of the pudding not like a pig though. I guess I did build up a appetite after having so much fun. I can't refuse pudding no matter what anyways. Its my favorite snack and so is brownies.
"Yum Yummy I love Pudding Yum Yummy, Kur- Touya sing with me."
Just then the lights flickered off and then back on. People screamed and looked around the room looking for answers. Then a speaker came on. "Botan Botan." It was a haunting like creepy voice and why the hell was it saying my name.
"I thought you loved someone else, get away from him, he stalks people during the day and rapes girls during the night and...."
The voice changed from a haunting voice to a clearer voice that I started to recognize. It belonged to a certain sly fox boy. {Kurama}
The person on the speaker was still talking but still not seen.
"Hey who are you I am trying to do something hear, like scare someone. Hey wait don't touch me. Ah no way I am not gay get away from me." There was a loud crash and sounds coming from the speaker. The room became deadly silient and people just stared at the speakers that was on the wall.
"Hello everyone It's Jay I am having trouble with someone who had broke into the employee only department and some how turned on the speakers to play a joke. Please go back to eating your meals and enjoy your time here."
The speakers were still on, but I guess who ever was in that room did not know, because the two people in the room were talking to each other.
"Now back to you my handsome red haired prince. Have you come to save me from this evil enchanted castle?" "Your weird, get away from me. I told you already I am not gay. Stop trying to touch my butt... ah..."
Then the speakers went off. {Whatever I have better things to do.} "That was Kurama wasn't it?" Touya asked me. "I guess. Lets go on a walk now." I told him and we left.
We were outside when we heard some bushes moving. I stepped cautiously near it and what ever it was leaped out without being seen and into the nearby tree. I could not see the figure; it's to dark out.
(A/n- its Hiei for those not to smart types out there who don't know who it could be.)
"Botan lets go to the movies instead. I will drive."
I gave him a death glare. Is he joking. I am never going in that car with him. "I rather walk Kurama, I mean Touya." He nodded and we got there by walking. We paid for our tickets and went in and took our seat in the middle section. We sat down. I got comfortable and put my feet on the seat in front of me, to Pretend to Touya that I am lazy.
I got to pick the movie and I picked Good Boy. It is about dogs and a young boy. I love animals and I knew Touya was not interested in animals, because when we were kids he would always cry when a dog was just a mere few feet from him. Maybe it was a fear he had.
Someone said excuse me and I made some room for the person so they could go pass me and take a seat. The person ended up taking a seat near Touya. "Hey sweetie!"
{This was perfect Jay was there} "Ah it's you. That gay Jay waiter guy. Leave me a lone." Touya shifted his seat a little. I heard more talking coming from somewhere else so I got up and told Touya I was getting some popcorn. He did not hear me he was to busy trying to get rid of that guy.
I walked over to where the sounds and whispering was coming from and hid on the side of the wall and I kind of felt like a spy the way I quietly snuck up on the noise makers. I looked over at the two people from around the corner of the wall and I saw Kurama and Hiei.
"Hiei what are you doing here?"
"Hn, that's none of your business and why are you asking me that if I should ask the same thing." "This happens to be my favorite movie theater." Kurama answered back.
Kurama leaned closer to Hiei and smiled evilly at Him. "Hiei are you following Botan?" He asked.
"What! Baka Kurama I am here because I want to watch a movie."
"Don't even say that Hiei. What makes you think that I would believe you would come and see a movie like Good Boy at this time of night." Hiei was stalling for a good answer and finally found one. "How did you even know Botan was here? Are you following her TOO... I mean... Aw Shit."
I decided I should pop up out of no where. "Hello what are you guys doing here?" Even though I now know that they were following me for unknown reasons, I asked anyways.
"Uh... Hi Botan." Kurama waved at me and blushed. Hiei 'Hned' and leaned against the wall. His usual bad boy act. They didn't look like they were going to answer me so I changed the subject. "How do you like the movie so far?" I tilted my head and looked at them both so innocently.
Then Touya screamed my name.
"Botan save me." He ran passed me with Jay chasing him and three old ladies waving their canes screaming "come back here you gay bastards you ruined the whole movie with your sexual talk" chasing after Jay and Touya.
I fell on the ground laughing. {I guess my date is over yay.} I gripped my ribs. They were starting to hurt cause I laughed so much. I calmed down a bit and Kurama helped me off the ground.
"Thanks" I said while removing tears from my eyes from laughing so hard. I am so happy the date is over with. Now what's left to do is to get an explanation from both Hiei and Kurama why they are following me and get a nice calm ride home.
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That is one long chapter. I hope it was funny. Send in reviews please. I hope they are good. How was this chapter? I enjoyed writing it.
Jay is a imaginary character I made up. He won't show up no more unless you want him to. His name rhymes with gay so that's how I named him. No I don't hate gay people. I have lots of friends who are gay. Its just that they are so funny.
Special Thanks to those who gave me ideas.
Pinky is me~ that was a great idea and I used it as you can see. Saying Kurama's name instead of Touya's was good.
Purple Witchy Angel~ Good one. I also included your idea. Kurama and Hiei did bump into each other and followed Botan on her date. I will include how they discovered she was going to go on a date with Touya and much more stuff in the next chapter. Also there will be fluff in the next chapter.
Hiei Luvs Coco~ sorry I can't help you there. Thanks for reviewing, it was nice of you.
Coolness gurl~ I did not make Touya klutzy, but instead I made Botan pretend she was a klutz. Thanks.
Zoutou~ if you can save Touya from the 3 old ladies and Jay then he is all yours. Lol Poor Touya I am going to do something nice for him in the next chapter. At least he has a nice car.
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