THE ULTIMATE DATING GAME
Chapter 3
RS: We're back with your host! And your favorite show!
CM: and the cute chibi who is cute
RS: well duh and also you're forgetting a word that I will not mention until...1...2...3...4..5 lil' chibi oh that's two words oh well lets get on with our show! Today is the day that one of our very own reviewer is going on a date king Shnoogums and Ryou!
King Shnoogums: *squeals*
Ryou: Are you alright miss?
King Shnoogums: yes I'm fine *faints but not before Ryou catches her*
RS: I am very very tempted to make one disaster one little tiny disaster but I regret to say that I can't why? Uh..special purposes *whispers* if you want to know the real reason go read the reviews
King Shnoogums: *ahem*
RS: is there something wrong?
King Shnoogums: remember what we discussed? *holding the review, threatening to tear it to shreds*
RS: eep...yes?
King Shnoogums: do you remember? *tears a little of the review*
RS: I do now!! *snaps fingers and RS, King Shnoogums and Ryou are in a really romantic restaurant with dimmed light, candles on tables and red wallpaper with roses*
King Shnoogums: that's more like it *winks at RS*
RS: anytime *winks back*
Ryou: where are we?
King Shnoogums: Um..
RS: *mutters* I guess...its my job to save her *goes to the table dressed as a waitress*
Ryou: *in a really sweet voice* you look familiar, very fine features
RS: *blushes then looks at King Shnoogums* uh.. well I don't know you I have never seen you before *tries to stop blushing*
Ryou: you sound familiar too, a soft sweet voice
RS: I have no idea of what you are talking about, I will leave you to decided your orders, sir , madam *hands King Shnoogums and Ryou menus*
Ryou: *'accidentally' touches RS' hand* you have very delicate hands
RS: *turns crimson* Ihaftagopreparesomeorders *turns to leave* whew that was close, King Shnoogums would have killed me
Ryou: *turns to see King Shnoogums crying* um miss are you ok?
RS: *sets up camera then transports to the stage* ok people we are going to watch King Shnoogums and Ryou's date ok?
Audience: *cheers*
RS: *snaps finger and it appears on TV*
King Shnoogums: *still crying*
Ryou: what's wrong?
King Shnoogums: you don't love me
Ryou: give me one reason why I shouldn't love you
King Shnoogums: well it seems like you had an interest in that waitress
Ryou: she looked familiar
King Shnoogums: then why were you so nice?
Ryou: *asks shyly* should I be more harsh instead of nice?
King Shnoogums: no! I mean I love you the way you are
Ryou: *blushes* you love me?
King Shnoogums: yes Ryou my love, I do
Ryou: then I love you too and I shall protect you at all costs!
King Shnoogums: *blushes* *whispers in Ryou's ear* thank you *kisses him lightly on the lips*
Ryou: *blushes* no thank you *kisses her* thank you so much for giving me happiness
King Shnoogums: my precious Ryou, I will do anything for you
Ryou: and so will I *Ryou kisses her again*
King Shnoogums: *strokes his hair*
Ryou: I love you
Audience: awwww
Someone in audience: that's so sweet
RS: well that's the end for today I've got a killer headache *collapses snaps fingers and pillows appear on the ground*
Person in audience: *runs on stage and catches her*
RS: *says faintly* who are you?
Person: Malik
RS: well thank y...
Malik: well I guess I'm gonna have to end this, so here goes nothing. Review please and stay tuned for next week's episode, which is...
CM: hey buddy that's my line!
Malik: It ain't any more, hey cool I have my own chibi!
CM: I am not yours!
Malik: chibi baka!
CM: say it in English!
Malik: why you know what it means, baka!
CM: *cries chibi style*
Malik: ha! that only works on my fan girls!
CM: crap! *punches Malik anyway*
Malik: *grabs CM* like I was saying next week's episode will be either Anzu + Yami or Isis + Seto personally I want to see Isis and Seto but it's all up to RS, when she wakes up, so go leave her a nice review oh and don't forget to send your suggestions in ok? Well bye bye for now!
Chapter 3
RS: We're back with your host! And your favorite show!
CM: and the cute chibi who is cute
RS: well duh and also you're forgetting a word that I will not mention until...1...2...3...4..5 lil' chibi oh that's two words oh well lets get on with our show! Today is the day that one of our very own reviewer is going on a date king Shnoogums and Ryou!
King Shnoogums: *squeals*
Ryou: Are you alright miss?
King Shnoogums: yes I'm fine *faints but not before Ryou catches her*
RS: I am very very tempted to make one disaster one little tiny disaster but I regret to say that I can't why? Uh..special purposes *whispers* if you want to know the real reason go read the reviews
King Shnoogums: *ahem*
RS: is there something wrong?
King Shnoogums: remember what we discussed? *holding the review, threatening to tear it to shreds*
RS: eep...yes?
King Shnoogums: do you remember? *tears a little of the review*
RS: I do now!! *snaps fingers and RS, King Shnoogums and Ryou are in a really romantic restaurant with dimmed light, candles on tables and red wallpaper with roses*
King Shnoogums: that's more like it *winks at RS*
RS: anytime *winks back*
Ryou: where are we?
King Shnoogums: Um..
RS: *mutters* I guess...its my job to save her *goes to the table dressed as a waitress*
Ryou: *in a really sweet voice* you look familiar, very fine features
RS: *blushes then looks at King Shnoogums* uh.. well I don't know you I have never seen you before *tries to stop blushing*
Ryou: you sound familiar too, a soft sweet voice
RS: I have no idea of what you are talking about, I will leave you to decided your orders, sir , madam *hands King Shnoogums and Ryou menus*
Ryou: *'accidentally' touches RS' hand* you have very delicate hands
RS: *turns crimson* Ihaftagopreparesomeorders *turns to leave* whew that was close, King Shnoogums would have killed me
Ryou: *turns to see King Shnoogums crying* um miss are you ok?
RS: *sets up camera then transports to the stage* ok people we are going to watch King Shnoogums and Ryou's date ok?
Audience: *cheers*
RS: *snaps finger and it appears on TV*
King Shnoogums: *still crying*
Ryou: what's wrong?
King Shnoogums: you don't love me
Ryou: give me one reason why I shouldn't love you
King Shnoogums: well it seems like you had an interest in that waitress
Ryou: she looked familiar
King Shnoogums: then why were you so nice?
Ryou: *asks shyly* should I be more harsh instead of nice?
King Shnoogums: no! I mean I love you the way you are
Ryou: *blushes* you love me?
King Shnoogums: yes Ryou my love, I do
Ryou: then I love you too and I shall protect you at all costs!
King Shnoogums: *blushes* *whispers in Ryou's ear* thank you *kisses him lightly on the lips*
Ryou: *blushes* no thank you *kisses her* thank you so much for giving me happiness
King Shnoogums: my precious Ryou, I will do anything for you
Ryou: and so will I *Ryou kisses her again*
King Shnoogums: *strokes his hair*
Ryou: I love you
Audience: awwww
Someone in audience: that's so sweet
RS: well that's the end for today I've got a killer headache *collapses snaps fingers and pillows appear on the ground*
Person in audience: *runs on stage and catches her*
RS: *says faintly* who are you?
Person: Malik
RS: well thank y...
Malik: well I guess I'm gonna have to end this, so here goes nothing. Review please and stay tuned for next week's episode, which is...
CM: hey buddy that's my line!
Malik: It ain't any more, hey cool I have my own chibi!
CM: I am not yours!
Malik: chibi baka!
CM: say it in English!
Malik: why you know what it means, baka!
CM: *cries chibi style*
Malik: ha! that only works on my fan girls!
CM: crap! *punches Malik anyway*
Malik: *grabs CM* like I was saying next week's episode will be either Anzu + Yami or Isis + Seto personally I want to see Isis and Seto but it's all up to RS, when she wakes up, so go leave her a nice review oh and don't forget to send your suggestions in ok? Well bye bye for now!