THE ULTIMATE DATING GAME
Chapter 6
RS: hello again! This chappie is for a reviewer, Pheonix tamer, I'm gonna put her on a date with Ryouji Otogi ok?
Pheonix tamer: yay! *bounces*
RS: hmmm..when do I get to go on a date?
CM: never mwhaaaaaaa
RS: whaddya you know? You're just a stupid chibi
CM: yeah I know it- wait I'm not a s-supid chibi
RS: stupid
CM: that's what I said
RS: riiiiiiiiiiiiiiight now all the readers want to read something worthwhile ok? Not us arguing
CM: don't look at me, I just exist in your imagination, your typing, and your making it seem like I'm real
RS: hmmm, such complex knowledge, who told you to say that?
CM: I said it! It was me! I'm not a supid chibi!
RS: suuuuureee, now for the fic *claps hands and Ryouji appears* oh and may I point out she DID NOT say NO DISASTERS! But seeing as it's a nice review I'll let it pass THIS time so all you other reviewers make sure you do put that unless you want to suffer the wrath of my wandering imagination
Pheonix tamer: *taps foot lightly on the ground* START THE FIC
RS: eeep... Demanding fans! *snaps fingers and they appear in a swimming pool*
Pheonix tamer: help!
Ryouji: I'll save you! *saves her*
RS: *cough cough* Can't. Breath! *is unable to snap fingers* help! *finally snaps fingers, and a flutter board appears* *RS grabs it and swims to the shallow end of the pool*
Pheonix tamer: thank you Ryouji
Ryouji: just doin' my job
RS: and what might that be?
Ryouji: saving helpless people
RS: uh huh
Pheonix tamer: why did you do that?
RS: hey when I'm under pressure I don't do things right
Pheonix tamer: so all of this is my fault? *starts crying and runs over to Ryouji*
Ryouji: *looks at RS* look what you've done *rubs Pheonix tamer's back soothingly*
RS: angry fans and yugioh characters! What a mess I've gotten myself into *snaps fingers and they are at the beach* since you're already wet...
Pheonix tamer: thanks RS
RS: anytime
Ryouji: ...
RS: all is well, now I think I'll just stay out of their way *sits down on the sand and watches Ryouji and Pheonix tamer play around in the water* it's so cute how they both yell at me and how... Yeah how the both yell at me
Pheonix tamer: *walks up to RS* RS, how come you don't have a date?
RS: *looks up* ahh.. well I write dates and how come I don't go on them in my own story? Is a mystery to me
Pheonix tamer: ah be quiet, I saw the way you were watching Ryouji and me, you want a date
RS: *sweat drop* no, no it's just, I wanted to go on a date with someone, but I can't
Pheonix tamer: why?
RS: don't you worry about that now, how about lunch?
Ryouji: sure I'm starved!
RS: *snaps fingers and food appears*
Ryouji: *eats hungrily*
RS: uh, enjoy?
Pheonix tamer: *eats as well*
RS: *too busy thinking of another person, her true love, to notice that the food is all gone*
Ryouji: hello? RS! HELLO!! MORE FOOD PLEASE!!!!!
RS: huh, oh *snaps fingers, then goes right back to daydreaming*
Pheonix tamer: RS, if you won't tell me why, at least tell me who you're thinking of
RS: *whispers in Pheonix's ear*
Pheonix tamer: oh that's rough, but *ahem* he is really cute!
RS: yeah I know
Ryouji: maybe we should go home, or get a hotel
Pheonix tamer: yeah, how about a hotel?
Ryouji: yeah, I think I got enough for all of us
RS: wait a minute, this is your date, I don't want to ruin it with my presence *winks* here I'll pay for you *snaps fingers and there at the manager's desk of sand dollar hotel*
Pheonix tamer: great!
Ryouji: thanks RS
RS: don't mention it, its my job to set people up and make sure the have fun *snaps fingers and $90 appears* is this enough?
Manager: yeah for two people
RS: oh its just for my friends *motions hands toward Ryouji and Pheonix tamer*
Manager: ok, are you sure you don't want to stay?
RS: *snaps fingers and no money appears* sorry I don't have anymore money
Manager: oh well, its really a shame, I'm a great host
RS: uh I'll take your word for it *goes over to Ryouji and Pheonix tamer* Ryouji, you had better keep an eye or two on Pheonix tamer
Ryouji: why?
RS: uh no reasons just because you don't want anyone taking her away from you, now do you?
Ryouji: no
Pheonix tamer: RS why don't you stay
RS: it's ok, I have some serious daydreaming to catch up on *winks*
Pheonix tamer: ah I see
RS: *snaps fingers and is back on set* well I hope you all enjoyed that! Please leave your regards at the door
Chapter 6
RS: hello again! This chappie is for a reviewer, Pheonix tamer, I'm gonna put her on a date with Ryouji Otogi ok?
Pheonix tamer: yay! *bounces*
RS: hmmm..when do I get to go on a date?
CM: never mwhaaaaaaa
RS: whaddya you know? You're just a stupid chibi
CM: yeah I know it- wait I'm not a s-supid chibi
RS: stupid
CM: that's what I said
RS: riiiiiiiiiiiiiiight now all the readers want to read something worthwhile ok? Not us arguing
CM: don't look at me, I just exist in your imagination, your typing, and your making it seem like I'm real
RS: hmmm, such complex knowledge, who told you to say that?
CM: I said it! It was me! I'm not a supid chibi!
RS: suuuuureee, now for the fic *claps hands and Ryouji appears* oh and may I point out she DID NOT say NO DISASTERS! But seeing as it's a nice review I'll let it pass THIS time so all you other reviewers make sure you do put that unless you want to suffer the wrath of my wandering imagination
Pheonix tamer: *taps foot lightly on the ground* START THE FIC
RS: eeep... Demanding fans! *snaps fingers and they appear in a swimming pool*
Pheonix tamer: help!
Ryouji: I'll save you! *saves her*
RS: *cough cough* Can't. Breath! *is unable to snap fingers* help! *finally snaps fingers, and a flutter board appears* *RS grabs it and swims to the shallow end of the pool*
Pheonix tamer: thank you Ryouji
Ryouji: just doin' my job
RS: and what might that be?
Ryouji: saving helpless people
RS: uh huh
Pheonix tamer: why did you do that?
RS: hey when I'm under pressure I don't do things right
Pheonix tamer: so all of this is my fault? *starts crying and runs over to Ryouji*
Ryouji: *looks at RS* look what you've done *rubs Pheonix tamer's back soothingly*
RS: angry fans and yugioh characters! What a mess I've gotten myself into *snaps fingers and they are at the beach* since you're already wet...
Pheonix tamer: thanks RS
RS: anytime
Ryouji: ...
RS: all is well, now I think I'll just stay out of their way *sits down on the sand and watches Ryouji and Pheonix tamer play around in the water* it's so cute how they both yell at me and how... Yeah how the both yell at me
Pheonix tamer: *walks up to RS* RS, how come you don't have a date?
RS: *looks up* ahh.. well I write dates and how come I don't go on them in my own story? Is a mystery to me
Pheonix tamer: ah be quiet, I saw the way you were watching Ryouji and me, you want a date
RS: *sweat drop* no, no it's just, I wanted to go on a date with someone, but I can't
Pheonix tamer: why?
RS: don't you worry about that now, how about lunch?
Ryouji: sure I'm starved!
RS: *snaps fingers and food appears*
Ryouji: *eats hungrily*
RS: uh, enjoy?
Pheonix tamer: *eats as well*
RS: *too busy thinking of another person, her true love, to notice that the food is all gone*
Ryouji: hello? RS! HELLO!! MORE FOOD PLEASE!!!!!
RS: huh, oh *snaps fingers, then goes right back to daydreaming*
Pheonix tamer: RS, if you won't tell me why, at least tell me who you're thinking of
RS: *whispers in Pheonix's ear*
Pheonix tamer: oh that's rough, but *ahem* he is really cute!
RS: yeah I know
Ryouji: maybe we should go home, or get a hotel
Pheonix tamer: yeah, how about a hotel?
Ryouji: yeah, I think I got enough for all of us
RS: wait a minute, this is your date, I don't want to ruin it with my presence *winks* here I'll pay for you *snaps fingers and there at the manager's desk of sand dollar hotel*
Pheonix tamer: great!
Ryouji: thanks RS
RS: don't mention it, its my job to set people up and make sure the have fun *snaps fingers and $90 appears* is this enough?
Manager: yeah for two people
RS: oh its just for my friends *motions hands toward Ryouji and Pheonix tamer*
Manager: ok, are you sure you don't want to stay?
RS: *snaps fingers and no money appears* sorry I don't have anymore money
Manager: oh well, its really a shame, I'm a great host
RS: uh I'll take your word for it *goes over to Ryouji and Pheonix tamer* Ryouji, you had better keep an eye or two on Pheonix tamer
Ryouji: why?
RS: uh no reasons just because you don't want anyone taking her away from you, now do you?
Ryouji: no
Pheonix tamer: RS why don't you stay
RS: it's ok, I have some serious daydreaming to catch up on *winks*
Pheonix tamer: ah I see
RS: *snaps fingers and is back on set* well I hope you all enjoyed that! Please leave your regards at the door