Chapter Six
Porky woke up to see the Farmer's wife sneak up behind them and grab Porky by her leaves. "Ahha! I found you, you stupid pineapple! My husband has wanted pineapple atop his ice cream for a long time now, and you are not going to escape this time! I just can't figure out how you keep slipping through my grasp. Well not this time, little pineapple, this time, you're mine!" She laughed and walked away holding Pineapple by her leaves.
Pineapple was squirming around in Mrs. Farmer's wife's hands, and screeching. "Ow, ow owowowow! My poor leaf, Porky please help me!" And she was gone.
Porky's eyes went wide, and she stood, up adjusted her bows, and stood tall. "Porky Pink, to the rescue!" She started running after Pineapple and Mrs. Farmer's wife, and then she stopped and thought for a second. "What on earth is Ice Cream?" She shrugged and galloped away. She stopped when she saw Mrs. Farmer's wife go inside. "Oh drat!" She said. She turned around and went up to Buddy and Little Caesar. "Guys," She said. "I need your help."
"Well, sure Porky," said Buddy.
"Like Dude! Anything, man," said, you guessed it, Little Caesar.
"Did you two see what happened?" Asked Porky.
"Absolutely everything," said Buddy sadly.
"Like dude, I'm too short, to like see anything man," Said Caesar, quite upset.
Porky looked at Little Caesar. "Caesar, do you know what?"
Caesar thought for a moment. "Dude, like no. What?"
"It's time for you to be picked!"
There is a special moment in every mushrooms life, where they were picked. Then, they could hop around and be more active. It was when they could see the world. It only happens, as you must know, once in their entire lifetime. It is when ultimately, they are no longer children mushrooms, and are adults. All of the Grandfather mushrooms, had many stories of the adventures that they had after they were picked, and Caesar couldn't wait to start his adventures.
"Well Dude what are you like waiting for? Pick me dude!" If Caesar were already picked he would have been hopping up and down.
So Porky bent down and with a sharp yank, picked Little Caesar from the place he'd lived in his whole life.
Caesar screeched, but it didn't really hurt at all. And when Porky set him on one of Buddy's branches, he stared around in awe. He had never seen so much in his whole life, ever!
Just then Bessie, Douglas and Doris ran up. "Oh my suns, stars, and moons!" Said Bessie. "We saw everything. That poor little pineapple! We've got to save her!"
Doris stood on a rock. "What'll we do?" she asked.
Douglas puffed his pipe. "I jolly well say we should grab her and run, what what."
Porky put her arms behind her back and marched back and forth. "I have a plan. This is what we'll do." And she told the others her plan.
Porky woke up to see the Farmer's wife sneak up behind them and grab Porky by her leaves. "Ahha! I found you, you stupid pineapple! My husband has wanted pineapple atop his ice cream for a long time now, and you are not going to escape this time! I just can't figure out how you keep slipping through my grasp. Well not this time, little pineapple, this time, you're mine!" She laughed and walked away holding Pineapple by her leaves.
Pineapple was squirming around in Mrs. Farmer's wife's hands, and screeching. "Ow, ow owowowow! My poor leaf, Porky please help me!" And she was gone.
Porky's eyes went wide, and she stood, up adjusted her bows, and stood tall. "Porky Pink, to the rescue!" She started running after Pineapple and Mrs. Farmer's wife, and then she stopped and thought for a second. "What on earth is Ice Cream?" She shrugged and galloped away. She stopped when she saw Mrs. Farmer's wife go inside. "Oh drat!" She said. She turned around and went up to Buddy and Little Caesar. "Guys," She said. "I need your help."
"Well, sure Porky," said Buddy.
"Like Dude! Anything, man," said, you guessed it, Little Caesar.
"Did you two see what happened?" Asked Porky.
"Absolutely everything," said Buddy sadly.
"Like dude, I'm too short, to like see anything man," Said Caesar, quite upset.
Porky looked at Little Caesar. "Caesar, do you know what?"
Caesar thought for a moment. "Dude, like no. What?"
"It's time for you to be picked!"
There is a special moment in every mushrooms life, where they were picked. Then, they could hop around and be more active. It was when they could see the world. It only happens, as you must know, once in their entire lifetime. It is when ultimately, they are no longer children mushrooms, and are adults. All of the Grandfather mushrooms, had many stories of the adventures that they had after they were picked, and Caesar couldn't wait to start his adventures.
"Well Dude what are you like waiting for? Pick me dude!" If Caesar were already picked he would have been hopping up and down.
So Porky bent down and with a sharp yank, picked Little Caesar from the place he'd lived in his whole life.
Caesar screeched, but it didn't really hurt at all. And when Porky set him on one of Buddy's branches, he stared around in awe. He had never seen so much in his whole life, ever!
Just then Bessie, Douglas and Doris ran up. "Oh my suns, stars, and moons!" Said Bessie. "We saw everything. That poor little pineapple! We've got to save her!"
Doris stood on a rock. "What'll we do?" she asked.
Douglas puffed his pipe. "I jolly well say we should grab her and run, what what."
Porky put her arms behind her back and marched back and forth. "I have a plan. This is what we'll do." And she told the others her plan.