THE ULTIMATE DATING GAME!

Chapter 11

RS: hiya people, I'm feeling better now, I'm not sure when I felt bad, but anyway I'm back so fear not!!! I won't be writing as much now 'cause a horrible, stupid, messy, crappy, trashy place called school is opening again and unfortunately I won't be able to write U.U

Sapphire: ^_________________________^ So does this mean I can take over?

RS: stupid Yami, if I go to school and you follow me everywhere I go, how can you write the story?

Sapphire: O.o never thought of that

RS: *mutters* why did I get stuck with this Yami?

Sapphire: huh?

RS: nothing, lets just get on with the fic, today's show is for Crystall and we're putting her on a date with Y. Bakura

Y. Bakura: ^-^

Crystall: *glomps Y. Bakura*

Y. Bakura: heh ^-^

Crystall: *lets go of him* RS, c'mon make the magic and put us on a beach

RS: .Demanding. Fans. Getting. To. Use. To. Me. And. My. Magic. *snaps fingers and they're on a beach with the necessary stuff for a picnic as well*

Crystall: ohhhh! Thanks RS!!

RS: anytime x.x (is tired of that stupid line)

Y. Bakura: *digs into the picnic basket and finds raw steak* awww man, you're the greatest, RS!!!

Crystall: o.O *thinking* oh right, that little steak problem *smirks* I'll just put a little hot sauce on it, then we'll see how much he likes it heheh

Y. Bakura: Crystall? You almost look as evil as me

Crystall: huh? Oh nothing! Y. Bakura: well, if you're not going to go in the water, then why did we come here?

Crystall: oh wait a sec, lemme change

Y. Bakura: ok while you're changing, I guess I might as well

Crystall: *comes out of the changing room to reveal a pink two-piece bikini*

Y. Bakura: Ready? *is wearing blue and white stripes*

Crystall: anytime you are

Y. Bakura: ok then lets go *grabs Crystall's hand and runs for the water* *finds out that the water is cold and runs back out, but then realizes that there is a breeze blowing which makes it seem colder so he runs back in the water*

Crystall: *watches him and laughs* now for your hot sauce *puts loads of hot sauce on his steak*

Y. Bakura: *comes out of the water shivering*

Crystall: *throws him a towel*

Y. Bakura: *dries off* well that was a rather chilling experience.. Now for steak

Crystall: *hands him the steak, making sure not to reveal the hot sauce*

Y. Bakura: what's in this? It adds a sorta 'zing' tastes good!!

Crystall: *anime fall* that was supposed to be HOT!!!!

Y. Bakura: well I'm soo cold right now this warms me up, did you put it?

Crystall: no, RS did

RS: *appears out of nowhere* did not!!!

Y. Bakura: ok who was it?

RS: her points to Crystall*

Y. Bakura: was it really you?

Crystall: yeah..

Y. Bakura: its GREAT!!!!

RS: *disappears*

Crystall: what happened to her?

Y. Bakura: dunno *takes a huge bite out of the steak*

~AN~

(A/N: ok, here it goes people, my other co-host, besides chibi malik, is going to be Selphie k?)

Selphie: ^_____________________________________________________________^

CM: *pouts* now I have to share?

RS: yup!

Selphie: hahahahahaha

RS: Selphie why don't you take over this episode?

Selphie: with pleasure *smirks at CM*

RS: Selphie, you can do the next episode with me but right now...

~couple hours later on the beach with Crystall~

Y. Bakura: *yawns and puts his arm around Crystall*

Crystall: *is watching the sunset with Bakura* Bakura isn't it beautiful?

Y. Bakura: like you?

Crystall: *giggles* sure, why not

Y. Bakura: um Crystall I have a present for you *kisses her*

Crystall: *breaks the kiss* Bakura..I don't know if I'm ready for that kind of kiss yet

Y. Bakura: ok, Crystall anything you desire, but I really must go Ryou wants his body back, but this has been a splendid evening *disappears into the millenium ring*

Crystall: wait, Bakura, *kisses him*

Ryou: um ma'am?

Crystall: oh, sorry, Bakura and I went on a date and well..y'know, just tell him this, I love you, Bakura *walks off the beach sadly and calls a cab.. or taxi*

Ryou: *feeling ashamed as Crystall is driven away*

RS: aw isn't that just the cutest fic you've ever read?! Of course it is! It was written by me!!

CM and Selphie: *sweatdrop*

CM: send her a lot of reviews

Selphie: but not too much *whispers* trust me you really don't want to inflate her ego