Disclaimer: I do not Own Yu-Gi-Oh, so XP

Jacyn: Hello! I'm going to keep this enter chapter thingy short for the first chapter! My enterences are known to be a bit long. ^_^; Well, since this is the first chapter, I guess all I can say is..

Let the war begin

MUUUUUUUAAAAAAAAAHAHAHA!

Jami: 0_o uh, Jacyn?

Jacyn: WHAT!?!?

Jami: -_-; You have to develop a story first before you can start the war stuff.

Jacyn: 0.0 oh yeah. T_T ..

Seto: -_-; Idiot.

THWHACK!

Seto: X_x ~~~~~~~~ Chapter one ~~~~ Idiotic Things and Phone Calls ~~

~~~~~~~~~~~ Maliks House ~~~~~~~~~~~

Malik is currently sitting in his living room, switching channels rapidly with his remote. His left elbow is resting on the arm of the couch and he was holding up his face with his hand under his chin. Marik was sitting at the other end of the couch.

Malik: * click * * click ** click ** click ** click * * click ** click ** click ** click * * click ** click ** click *

Marik: _;

Malik: * click * * click ** click ** click ** click * * click ** click ** click ** click * * click ** click ** click *

Marik: ___;;;

Malik: * click * * click ** click ** click ** click * * click ** click ** click ** click * * click ** click ** click *

Marik: _____;;;;;

Malik: * click * * click ** click ** click ** click * * click ** click ** click ** click * * click ** click ** click *

Marik: ______________________;;;;;;;;;;; I CANT TAKE THIS ANYMORE! *walks up the stairs and slams the door*

Malik: * blinks * I wonder whats his problem.. * shrugs * * click * * click ** click ** click ** click * * click ** click ** click ** click * * click ** click ** click *

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Meanwhile, at Ryous house ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Ryou is currently reading the book "The Ring Master's Secret". It had been awile since he got to read, because once his Yami wakes up..

Bakura: RYOOOOOOOUUUUU!!!!!!!

..I think you get my drift..

Ryou: * closes book * _;;; WHAT IS IT MATE!?!? * sips from a Pepsi soda can *

Bakura: * walks into the living room wearing a robe *

((Bakura Fangirls: TAKE IT OFF! TAKE IT OFF!!! Jacyn: _;;;))

Ryou: Hey, isn't that my-

Bakura: * narrowed eyes * What in the hell happened to the last Pepsi.

Ryou: 0_0;;; IT WASN'T ME!

Bakura: Ryou-

Ryou: YOU HAVE NO PROOF!

Bakura: -_-; The last can is right in your hand.

Ryou: ^o^; eeeehehehe..

THWACK!

Ryou: X__X

Bakura: ^_^ Well, I feel better, now time to make Ryou get a pack of Pepsi from the store. 0_;; awwww shit..

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Meanwhile, at Jacyn's house ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Jacyn is currently drawing a picture of Ryou.. well, let just say she has a very.. very dirty mind when it comes to Ryou.. As for Jami, She hasn't used her favourite weapon in awile, making her a bit agitated, so she decides to practice a little bit..

Jacyn: * finishes drawing * ^o^ YESSSSSSSSS!!!!!!! IT IS MY BEST WORK YET!!!!!!!!!!! * hugs *

Jami: * looking a but irritated * * In thought "I need to practice my reflexes.." * Hey Jacyn! Do you have a piece of paper I can borrow!?!?!

Jacyn: ^o^ * is still very happy * Sorry Jami! Just used my-

Jami: * snatches the Ryou drawing * Hey thanks! * throws it up in the air and..*

Jacyn: 0___________0;; NO JAMI! WAIT!!!!!!!!!

Jami: * ..Turns on her chainsaw quickly ripping the paper to shreds * ^_^ I feel better now.

Jacyn: ((O))_((O));;;;;;

Jami: Thanks Jacyn! * walks to the living room to watch T.V. *

Jacyn: T_T My drawing..

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Meanwhile, at Yugi's Grandpa's Game shop ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Yugi is currently counting his Duel Monster cards.. making sure he hasn't lost any. It all goes smoothly.. until he notces that..

Yugi: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!! !!!

Yami & Grandpa: * comes rushing in * YUGI! WHATS WRONGE!?!

Yugi: T_T My Dark Magician is missing!

Yami & Grandpa: * anime fall *

Yami: Yugi, it is not gone, it is right here! * takes card out of his pocket *

Yugi: * GASPS! * * narrows eyes * =_=

Grandpa: ._.; I know that look..

Yami: ._.; Yugi, why don't you look relieved?

Grandpa: .___. I better leave town for awile. * runs out the door *

Yugi: You. Stole. My. DARK MAGICIAN!

Yami: 0________0;;;; I DIDN'T STEAL ANYTHING FROM YOU YUGI!!

Yugi: That's what they all say. * evil insaney eye glare *

Yami: _________________________________;;; Uh oh.

Yugi: * charges Yami* AYYYYYYYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!

Yami: * mind crush! *

Yugi: * shadow realm * T_T Mommeh.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Back at Ryous house ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Ryou: X__X

Bakura: * waiting * OH C'MON AIBOU! WAKE UP ALREADY! I NEED YOU TO GO GET THE PEPSI!

Ryou: X__X

Bakura: _;; FINE! BE LIKE THAT! I'LL GET IT!!!! * takes off robe to reveal a shirt and Jeans *

(( Bakura Fangrls: T_T How disappointing..))

Bakura: * Takes Ryou's Father's Wallet ** walks out the door *

Ryou: * all the suddenly gets up ** Calls Yugi *

Phone: * ring ** ring * ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Yugi's Grandpa's Game shop ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Phone: * Ring ** Ring *

Yami: Now who would that be. * picks up phone * Hello? Who is this? ~~~~~~~~~~~ Ryou's House ~~~~~~~~~~~

Ryou: * hears phone being picked up *

Yami: Hello? Who is This?

Ryou: Hello Yami, this is Ryou, May I please speak with Yugi?

Yami: Sorry Ryou, Yugi Is currently in the shadow realm. Your going to have to call him later, bye! * hangs up *

Ryou: -_- Damnit, I really needed to speak to him. * cricket sound * 0_0 Did he bloody say Shadow Realm?!?! ..I wonder how hes doing..

~~~~~~~~~~~~ Shadow Realm ~~~~~~~~~~~~ Yugi: T____________________________T

~~~~~~~~~~~ Ryous House ~~~~~~~~~~~ Ryou: * shrugs * Oh well.Who else can I call before Bakura comes home..* thinking who to call *

Well, Theres Malik..

* Flashback * Malik: AND I SHALL RUUUUUUULA THE WOOOOOOOORLD!!! MUUUUUUUUUUUUUAAAAHAHAHA!!! .. .. .. .. After I watch T.V.

* End Flash Back *

Ryou: o_o;;; No, Definatly not him, not yet anyway. Who elso do I know Has a Yami.. _;; Oh bloody god, not her..

* flashback *

Jacyn: ^o^ RYOU! * glomp *

* End Flashback * Ryou: _;;; Its either the Fangirl, or the psycho, fangirl or psycho.. .. .. .. ..Psycho. * calls Malik *

Phone: * ring ** ring * ~~~~~~~~~~~~ Malik's House ~~~~~~~~~~~~ Phone: * ring ** ring *

Malik: * click * * click ** click ** click ** click * * click ** click ** click ** click * * click ** click ** click *

Phone: * ring ** ring *

Malik: * click * * click ** click ** click ** click * * click ** click ** click ** click * * click ** click ** click *

Phone: .. .. ..* ring ** ring *

Malik: * click * * click ** click ** click ** click * * click ** click ** click ** click * * click ** click ** click *

Phone: _;; I SAID * ring ** ring * DAMNIT!

Malik: Wha? * shrugs ** click * * click ** click ** click ** click * * click ** click ** click ** click * * click ** click ** click *

~~~~~~~~~~~ Ryous House ~~~~~~~~~~~

Ryou: -_-; * hangs up phone * I'm not going to even ask.

Bakura: * walks in the door *

Ryou: 0_________0;;; HOLY SHIT! * quickly lies down on the dround and plays possum * X__X

Bakura: * enters room with pepsi in hand * _;;; Right were I left you..

~~~~~~~~~~ Chapter End ~~~~~~~~~~

Jacyn: End of Chapter one!

Jami: 0.0 That chapter made no sense.

Ryou: ^_^ Theres mostly me in it!

Jami: _; That's why it made no sense.

Jacyn: ^o^ Ryou looks so cute when he smiles.

Ryou: ^___^ + __; I don't know to take that as a complement or an insult.

Jacyn: Anyway, R & R!!! No Flames please!