AM: Here is chapter 2 of Talk to the Barbie.if u notice the rating has gone
up for language and FireHotFlame's mind is a bit insaine so as I am writing
this Author's note, I have no idea what I am about to read. And I am oh so
afraid.
Also: FHF changed to format from script to storyline
Disclaimer: SweetMisery and FireHotFlame do not own Harry Potter, If we did Harry would have long since died and it would have become the Draco Malfoy series
Note: Some of the funny stuff comes from an insane L.A class with FireHotFlame in it Chapter 2 Key "Gee, I wonder" 'thoughts'
Draco and Barbie are at the beach. Suddenly, an old man walks up to them and started a conversation with Draco
"Hello young man, how are you today?" the man suddenly smirks when he sees Draco's Barbie doll, "What are you smirking at you old geezer?" Draco drawls easily 'oh my gooosh, I just drawled, ewww, that's so out of character' the old man replies back "your sense of style is way off sonny, purple doesn't match pink,"
Draco is of course furious with this, and angrily shoots back "Style, you're trying to talk to me about style? You can't even dress yourself, look at that coat. I mean, its 80 degrees out...." Draco keeps rambling on and on, and suddenly stops and says "you know what you old man? Talk to the Barbie doll," and with that Draco storms away muttering to himself. "I'm so mad right now, I could blow chunks."
He finally arrives back on the set, and everyone is surprised to see him back this early. They continue filming the movie. Everything goes great, until Draco's best friend Cody comes in to watch. He has a Barbie doll too.
When there was a pause in-between lines, Cody yells out "This is ghetto fab, yo!!!!" Pissed off at him, the director yells cut and has threatened to lock Cody in the Land of OZ. "Where's Oz?" Cody asks.
Hermione snorts with laughter. She just cannot control herself. 'I think I am crushing on Cody. That is not right though. He's Draco's "friend" this so is not right. I'm just confuzzling myself. Draco would kill me if he found out." And with that, she burst into tears and was spazzing to no one unparticular how hot Cody was.
Draco started cursing her off, yelling "I am trying to see life from your point of view, but I can't get his head that far up my a**. You bit-" he was firmly cut off by Harry when he threw Draco's Barbie doll across the room.
This is SM responding to FHF's reviews cause she's too lazy.BUT SHE HAS READ THEM AND WANTS TO THANK U
gamegirl3: Thanks we're glad we made u laugh.that always puts a smile on any author's face.please continue reading (This sounds do corny)
Cayin-Moonchild: Georgie(IJ) here's ur Barbie lol hop u enjoyed
PLEASE REVIEW WITH QUESTIONS, COMMENTS, AND RANDOM STUFF!!!
Also: FHF changed to format from script to storyline
Disclaimer: SweetMisery and FireHotFlame do not own Harry Potter, If we did Harry would have long since died and it would have become the Draco Malfoy series
Note: Some of the funny stuff comes from an insane L.A class with FireHotFlame in it Chapter 2 Key "Gee, I wonder" 'thoughts'
Draco and Barbie are at the beach. Suddenly, an old man walks up to them and started a conversation with Draco
"Hello young man, how are you today?" the man suddenly smirks when he sees Draco's Barbie doll, "What are you smirking at you old geezer?" Draco drawls easily 'oh my gooosh, I just drawled, ewww, that's so out of character' the old man replies back "your sense of style is way off sonny, purple doesn't match pink,"
Draco is of course furious with this, and angrily shoots back "Style, you're trying to talk to me about style? You can't even dress yourself, look at that coat. I mean, its 80 degrees out...." Draco keeps rambling on and on, and suddenly stops and says "you know what you old man? Talk to the Barbie doll," and with that Draco storms away muttering to himself. "I'm so mad right now, I could blow chunks."
He finally arrives back on the set, and everyone is surprised to see him back this early. They continue filming the movie. Everything goes great, until Draco's best friend Cody comes in to watch. He has a Barbie doll too.
When there was a pause in-between lines, Cody yells out "This is ghetto fab, yo!!!!" Pissed off at him, the director yells cut and has threatened to lock Cody in the Land of OZ. "Where's Oz?" Cody asks.
Hermione snorts with laughter. She just cannot control herself. 'I think I am crushing on Cody. That is not right though. He's Draco's "friend" this so is not right. I'm just confuzzling myself. Draco would kill me if he found out." And with that, she burst into tears and was spazzing to no one unparticular how hot Cody was.
Draco started cursing her off, yelling "I am trying to see life from your point of view, but I can't get his head that far up my a**. You bit-" he was firmly cut off by Harry when he threw Draco's Barbie doll across the room.
This is SM responding to FHF's reviews cause she's too lazy.BUT SHE HAS READ THEM AND WANTS TO THANK U
gamegirl3: Thanks we're glad we made u laugh.that always puts a smile on any author's face.please continue reading (This sounds do corny)
Cayin-Moonchild: Georgie(IJ) here's ur Barbie lol hop u enjoyed
PLEASE REVIEW WITH QUESTIONS, COMMENTS, AND RANDOM STUFF!!!