Disclaimer: They must be bastards, cuz i ain't they daddy!
Chapter 3
I always got a little dizzy when I flew up to Kami's Lookout. Wait...shouldn't we change it to Dende's lookout now? Hmm. Dammit Gohan you sound like your baka Dad. Hey...where did that come from? Wow. I think I'm losing it. Anyway, today was no exception to the dizziness. I landed and immediately went inside, where Dende and Piccolo were drinking water and reminiscing about their old home planet...Well, Dende was reminiscing; Piccolo didn't remember it.
"Gohan...It's been so long, my friend. How is your little brother? And your father?" said the more genial than usual Namek.
"They're okay right now, Piccolo, but this isn't a social visit. A huge Saiyan landed in the middle of the city and I think he wants to kill my Dad and Vegeta said for me to come and get you and we gotta go cause he wants to kill my Dad and then he'll kill us because you know that's the way things go in our lives." I finally finished, panting. Maybe that's why I'm always so dizzy.
"Kid, you got quite a way with words. A Saiyan, you say? Guess that smartass Vegeta isn't as smart as he thinks he is. Alright, old friend, let's go do this." Piccolo rose from his seat.
As we left a stunned Dende, he shouted behind us " PICCOLO!! GOHAN!! Go stop by Korin's Tower and get some senzu beans...I've got a bad feeling about this one!"
So of course, we completely ignored the guardian of the Earth's pleas. Hey, I may be smart, but the blood of Goku does run through my veins. I know when to ignore good advice. Wait. What? Never mind.
"Kid, do you feel that?" I nodded. "Isn't that your high school baseball field?" I nodded. I didn't yet realize what Piccolo was getting at. Then I saw that the Saiyan that Vegeta called Brolly was down there in left field fighting 3 people. I knew Dad and Vegeta were down there, but who was that other warrior? As we flew closer to the field, I realized in horror that it was Gotenks, that arrogant fusion of my little bro and Trunks. We landed right in the thick of the battle.
"Damn, Gohan, about time you got here. You're lucky we showed up. We couldn't let our dads have all the fun!" Damn, I hate it when those two get together.
"Hey, Son, can...you...help...us...out...here. PLEASE?!" Dad was struggling with this monster, and he was already at Super Saiyan 3!!!
I nodded and powered up. Within seconds, I was trading blows with the one called Brolly and getting the worst end of it. Man, this guy is no joke! He blocked all my attacks with one hand. I had to step back for a second. Brolly focused his attention on my cocky fused brother. Gotenks was no doubt admiring his own power level, so he didn't see Brolly firing at him...
"GOTENKS!!!!"
He looked up just in time to see his own death staring him in the face.
Chapter 3
I always got a little dizzy when I flew up to Kami's Lookout. Wait...shouldn't we change it to Dende's lookout now? Hmm. Dammit Gohan you sound like your baka Dad. Hey...where did that come from? Wow. I think I'm losing it. Anyway, today was no exception to the dizziness. I landed and immediately went inside, where Dende and Piccolo were drinking water and reminiscing about their old home planet...Well, Dende was reminiscing; Piccolo didn't remember it.
"Gohan...It's been so long, my friend. How is your little brother? And your father?" said the more genial than usual Namek.
"They're okay right now, Piccolo, but this isn't a social visit. A huge Saiyan landed in the middle of the city and I think he wants to kill my Dad and Vegeta said for me to come and get you and we gotta go cause he wants to kill my Dad and then he'll kill us because you know that's the way things go in our lives." I finally finished, panting. Maybe that's why I'm always so dizzy.
"Kid, you got quite a way with words. A Saiyan, you say? Guess that smartass Vegeta isn't as smart as he thinks he is. Alright, old friend, let's go do this." Piccolo rose from his seat.
As we left a stunned Dende, he shouted behind us " PICCOLO!! GOHAN!! Go stop by Korin's Tower and get some senzu beans...I've got a bad feeling about this one!"
So of course, we completely ignored the guardian of the Earth's pleas. Hey, I may be smart, but the blood of Goku does run through my veins. I know when to ignore good advice. Wait. What? Never mind.
"Kid, do you feel that?" I nodded. "Isn't that your high school baseball field?" I nodded. I didn't yet realize what Piccolo was getting at. Then I saw that the Saiyan that Vegeta called Brolly was down there in left field fighting 3 people. I knew Dad and Vegeta were down there, but who was that other warrior? As we flew closer to the field, I realized in horror that it was Gotenks, that arrogant fusion of my little bro and Trunks. We landed right in the thick of the battle.
"Damn, Gohan, about time you got here. You're lucky we showed up. We couldn't let our dads have all the fun!" Damn, I hate it when those two get together.
"Hey, Son, can...you...help...us...out...here. PLEASE?!" Dad was struggling with this monster, and he was already at Super Saiyan 3!!!
I nodded and powered up. Within seconds, I was trading blows with the one called Brolly and getting the worst end of it. Man, this guy is no joke! He blocked all my attacks with one hand. I had to step back for a second. Brolly focused his attention on my cocky fused brother. Gotenks was no doubt admiring his own power level, so he didn't see Brolly firing at him...
"GOTENKS!!!!"
He looked up just in time to see his own death staring him in the face.