Disclaimer: If I owned Eggman, I'd probably commit suicide. In other words, I don't own any of them! (Though I wish I owned Shadow)
Eggman's 'Evil' Diary
Chapter 2
Dear Evil Diary, (Mwahahahahaha!!!)
Rouge's remains, though still alive, are hanging outside the space station while Shadow is using Chaos Control to hit it (I mean her) with asteroids. He is cackling manically while doing this! That's my job! I think he finally snapped. I invited my friends the Snapple Bunch to come to the party I'm throwing for Sonic and his fuzzy friends when they arrive. You see, it all started when I was redecorating the space station with what little materials I had left, and then I thought, "Hey, why don't I throw a party for Barny and his friends Babybop and Tinky-winky when they arrive?" I later remembered that it was that accursid blue porkypine who was coming, though I still had the preparations for the party going as ever. (I wonder if I could barbecue him...? Mmmmm.....yummy....) The space station Ark will soon fire it's cannon again. For that matter, why is it going to fire it's cannon? I can't remember. Oh yes, so I can build the Eggmanian Empire! MWAHAHAHAHA!!! Soon, very soon...
The Maliceful and Non-Merciful Evil Genius,
Eggman
Addressing Diary that I will call a journal since a Diary is girlish, and I don't want to say 'Dear',
Rouge has returned, giving herself a manicure that in my opinion makes her look uglier than ever. Why did I ever let that stupid cat onto my team? Shadow seems to have regained his sanity, but keeps away from everybody and rocks back and forth in a dark corner of some abandoned room, and if anyone comes near him, starts screaming for them to get away. I think he has become an isolationist. I have completed my ultimate weapon, an invincible robot that cannot be even dented by Sonic and his gang. Mwa ha ha ha ha! I have put a large red self destruct button on it's forehead in case it malfunctions. They will never by able to defeat it! (Insert manical laughter here) With this, I won't even need the Ark's cannon. Because of this, I have started transforming the cannon into the universe's largest ketchup dispencer! Mwa ha ha ha ha! I will go down in the history books for this. Plus, when I threatened the world with the Ark's cannon, the national leaders just looked at me and started rolling on the floor laughing. I wonder why?
I am the Eggman, that's what I am!
Journal ever so dear,
I have found out the cause for the national leaders' laughter. As it turns out, Shadow did the same as them, and that's when I discovered that Rouge had given me a makeover while I was asleep. Curse her! She now thinks she's Spider Man and is outside the colony climbing on the walls. I have painted my Eggwalker a sinister shade of pink like a had planned, but Shadow, who has regained complete sanity, exept for not touching anything and washing his hands often, just shook his head and said I was hopeless. What does that stupid, just thawed hedgehog know!? Sonic the woodchuck and his woodland friends should be arriving very soon, I am now making the final preparations, and have set weird blue things that I think look sorta like lava lamps everywhere. They were growing in my grandfathers bathroom. Now that I have all these great weapons, and have all six Chaos Emeralds, I can now go play with my chao, Eggie..........Wait, weren't there seven Chaos Emeralds? Oh yes, now I remember! Sonic the Echidna and his friends have the last one. This could present a problem. I'll go tell Shadow to get it back....As soon as I can get up...oh darn, now I've fallen onto the floor and am about to start rolling down the hall...bye Mr. Diary!
Eggman..~~~~Help
A/N: Well, what do you think of chapter two? Please review to tell me. And Eggman will probably be back from rolling down hallways if I can build a barrier with your reviews to stop him, so please review if you want to save Eggman....wait....nevermind, that would probably make you want to not review...darn.
Eggman's 'Evil' Diary
Chapter 2
Dear Evil Diary, (Mwahahahahaha!!!)
Rouge's remains, though still alive, are hanging outside the space station while Shadow is using Chaos Control to hit it (I mean her) with asteroids. He is cackling manically while doing this! That's my job! I think he finally snapped. I invited my friends the Snapple Bunch to come to the party I'm throwing for Sonic and his fuzzy friends when they arrive. You see, it all started when I was redecorating the space station with what little materials I had left, and then I thought, "Hey, why don't I throw a party for Barny and his friends Babybop and Tinky-winky when they arrive?" I later remembered that it was that accursid blue porkypine who was coming, though I still had the preparations for the party going as ever. (I wonder if I could barbecue him...? Mmmmm.....yummy....) The space station Ark will soon fire it's cannon again. For that matter, why is it going to fire it's cannon? I can't remember. Oh yes, so I can build the Eggmanian Empire! MWAHAHAHAHA!!! Soon, very soon...
The Maliceful and Non-Merciful Evil Genius,
Eggman
Addressing Diary that I will call a journal since a Diary is girlish, and I don't want to say 'Dear',
Rouge has returned, giving herself a manicure that in my opinion makes her look uglier than ever. Why did I ever let that stupid cat onto my team? Shadow seems to have regained his sanity, but keeps away from everybody and rocks back and forth in a dark corner of some abandoned room, and if anyone comes near him, starts screaming for them to get away. I think he has become an isolationist. I have completed my ultimate weapon, an invincible robot that cannot be even dented by Sonic and his gang. Mwa ha ha ha ha! I have put a large red self destruct button on it's forehead in case it malfunctions. They will never by able to defeat it! (Insert manical laughter here) With this, I won't even need the Ark's cannon. Because of this, I have started transforming the cannon into the universe's largest ketchup dispencer! Mwa ha ha ha ha! I will go down in the history books for this. Plus, when I threatened the world with the Ark's cannon, the national leaders just looked at me and started rolling on the floor laughing. I wonder why?
I am the Eggman, that's what I am!
Journal ever so dear,
I have found out the cause for the national leaders' laughter. As it turns out, Shadow did the same as them, and that's when I discovered that Rouge had given me a makeover while I was asleep. Curse her! She now thinks she's Spider Man and is outside the colony climbing on the walls. I have painted my Eggwalker a sinister shade of pink like a had planned, but Shadow, who has regained complete sanity, exept for not touching anything and washing his hands often, just shook his head and said I was hopeless. What does that stupid, just thawed hedgehog know!? Sonic the woodchuck and his woodland friends should be arriving very soon, I am now making the final preparations, and have set weird blue things that I think look sorta like lava lamps everywhere. They were growing in my grandfathers bathroom. Now that I have all these great weapons, and have all six Chaos Emeralds, I can now go play with my chao, Eggie..........Wait, weren't there seven Chaos Emeralds? Oh yes, now I remember! Sonic the Echidna and his friends have the last one. This could present a problem. I'll go tell Shadow to get it back....As soon as I can get up...oh darn, now I've fallen onto the floor and am about to start rolling down the hall...bye Mr. Diary!
Eggman..~~~~Help
A/N: Well, what do you think of chapter two? Please review to tell me. And Eggman will probably be back from rolling down hallways if I can build a barrier with your reviews to stop him, so please review if you want to save Eggman....wait....nevermind, that would probably make you want to not review...darn.