Dear Evil and Melevolent Diary,
I managed to stop rolling when I ran into one of those anoying GUN robots that still seem to lurk about the station. I quickly dispatched it with only a little help from Shadow. Har-umph! Those people in the white clothes will never get me! They want me to come out, but I am deviously hiding under a table. They will never find me! Sonic and his lil' bro and big bro arrived in some weird location of the colony that I haven't fixed up yet, so they missed my great party. Oh well, they're the ones that missed out. Shadow has gone to meet them.
The greatest EVIL scientific mind of this era,
Eggman
Hey, you...yeah, you....who else am I talkin' to, the desk your sitting on?,
I don't think negotiations are going too well, as Shadow hasn't returned and I found a bunch of empty bottles in his room. Now we have a drunken ultimate life form, a fasion lunitic that vaguely resembles Marolin Monroe, and myself, the greatest scientific mind of the century! We cannot be stopped! ...wait. I CANNOT BE STOPPED! There! Haha! Well, on to other news...the Ark Cannon is just about ready to hurl a giant glob of ketchup at the Earth, covering it in tomatoy goodness! Mwa ha ha ha ha ha! Dr. Evil has NOTHIN' ON THIS! Because I'm the greatest, I'm the best, I'm the one who took Knuckles' underpants!
The insanely evil genius of geniuses,
Eggman
Dear...To...Adressing...Concerning...oh, whatever!,
I just got a transmission from the nightclub in the easter section of the Ark. It turns out Shadow was too drunk and fell off the bridge when him and that dratted blue hedgepig were fighting! What a dolt! Rouge said she would take care of Knuckles, and that will at least get one of the blue menace's fuzzy furred friends out of my hair for awhile! ...but I can't help but wonder why she was putting on lipstick? Oh well, I'm sure she will when against that...whatever he is! ...now that I think about it, she was putting on a dress and saying something about a date...I wonder what date she is talking about? The thirty-first or thirty-second? Well, I can't be bothered with that now, as that frilly fox is about to arrive! Little does he know that I've already captured Sonic's girlfriend! Mwa ha ha ha ha! To keep her contented, we played dress up...but now I don't have the time to change, so this pink tutu will have to do as me and Miles Tails Prower engage in mortal combat! MWA! My dream will be realized, and the Eggnogian Empire will come into being! *Insert evil laughter here*
(A/N: Well, that's that! How'd you like that for the third installment of Eggman's 'Evil' Diary'? At least I tried. I'll see what I can do about the next one, and probably the last one. Please review if you can possibly find the time! C'mon! I know your lunchbreak has at least five more minutes! Review! C'mon! I'll sick Eggman on you if you don't! I'm warning you! ...wait, I have to stop talking first, don't I? Ah...oh well, BYE!)
I managed to stop rolling when I ran into one of those anoying GUN robots that still seem to lurk about the station. I quickly dispatched it with only a little help from Shadow. Har-umph! Those people in the white clothes will never get me! They want me to come out, but I am deviously hiding under a table. They will never find me! Sonic and his lil' bro and big bro arrived in some weird location of the colony that I haven't fixed up yet, so they missed my great party. Oh well, they're the ones that missed out. Shadow has gone to meet them.
The greatest EVIL scientific mind of this era,
Eggman
Hey, you...yeah, you....who else am I talkin' to, the desk your sitting on?,
I don't think negotiations are going too well, as Shadow hasn't returned and I found a bunch of empty bottles in his room. Now we have a drunken ultimate life form, a fasion lunitic that vaguely resembles Marolin Monroe, and myself, the greatest scientific mind of the century! We cannot be stopped! ...wait. I CANNOT BE STOPPED! There! Haha! Well, on to other news...the Ark Cannon is just about ready to hurl a giant glob of ketchup at the Earth, covering it in tomatoy goodness! Mwa ha ha ha ha ha! Dr. Evil has NOTHIN' ON THIS! Because I'm the greatest, I'm the best, I'm the one who took Knuckles' underpants!
The insanely evil genius of geniuses,
Eggman
Dear...To...Adressing...Concerning...oh, whatever!,
I just got a transmission from the nightclub in the easter section of the Ark. It turns out Shadow was too drunk and fell off the bridge when him and that dratted blue hedgepig were fighting! What a dolt! Rouge said she would take care of Knuckles, and that will at least get one of the blue menace's fuzzy furred friends out of my hair for awhile! ...but I can't help but wonder why she was putting on lipstick? Oh well, I'm sure she will when against that...whatever he is! ...now that I think about it, she was putting on a dress and saying something about a date...I wonder what date she is talking about? The thirty-first or thirty-second? Well, I can't be bothered with that now, as that frilly fox is about to arrive! Little does he know that I've already captured Sonic's girlfriend! Mwa ha ha ha ha! To keep her contented, we played dress up...but now I don't have the time to change, so this pink tutu will have to do as me and Miles Tails Prower engage in mortal combat! MWA! My dream will be realized, and the Eggnogian Empire will come into being! *Insert evil laughter here*
(A/N: Well, that's that! How'd you like that for the third installment of Eggman's 'Evil' Diary'? At least I tried. I'll see what I can do about the next one, and probably the last one. Please review if you can possibly find the time! C'mon! I know your lunchbreak has at least five more minutes! Review! C'mon! I'll sick Eggman on you if you don't! I'm warning you! ...wait, I have to stop talking first, don't I? Ah...oh well, BYE!)