Sayonara, Bye-Bye!
Chapter 9
Hiei's Point Of View
We got off the plane at about 11:00 in America, but it wasn't at all what we expected.
" This sure looks different. I thought there would be a beach." Yusuke said, putting his nose against the window of the airport terminal.
" I did too. This place looks deserted." Botan sighed.
" We are supposed to be in Long Beach, this looks more like Long Desert." Kuwabara said.
" Well, I guess your thoughts were wrong." I said.
" I brought my bathing suit for nothing!" Yusuke said, banging on the glass.
" Urahechi!" A native girl yelled, holding up a sign.
" Could she be looking for us?" Botan said. " Koenma told me somebody would be here to lead us off."
" Look at her, she looks homeless." Kuwabara said.
" She's a native Kuwabara." Botan scolded.
" Hey ya'll!" she yelled, skipping over to us.
" Here she comes." Yusuke warned.
" Are ya'll the Urameshi team? Lord Koenma sent me to fetch ya'll and take ya'll to Long Beach. Follow Kia!" she said, marching out of the airport. We followed her. She wore a worn out red shirt and rolled up, broken in jeans with wavy black hair. She had no shoes on, she looked gross but how did she know about Spirit World.
" Can you tell us where we are?" Kurama asked her as we left the airport.
" Ya'll are in Sweet Home Alabama!" she yelled in her native voice.
" What? We're supposed to be in Long Beach." Yukina sighed.
" Lord Koenma couldn't pay for a trip 'round da world ya know!" she smiled.
" How do you know about Spirit World anyway Miss?"
" I'm an undercover agent for the peeps in Spirit World!" she giggled.
" She has a higher ranking then me!" Botan squealed.
" Really Botan?"
" I'm only an assistant and that's not a very high ranking considering a large organization like Spirit World. Kia seems to be an undercover agent in the living world to make sure demons keep away from this country. There is one undercover agent in every country and two squads of Spirit Detectives. Whenever there is an incident like these, those go out and protect the country."
" Then why are we here?" Hiei asked. " I'm starting to smell American." I said, sniffing as the soy sauce and bitter food smell drifted away.
" Don't be racist ya'll! America is the greatest country 'round! Don't be haters!" she laughed.
" She sure is a happy girl." Kurama smiled, but the smile changed when he got a look at the soles of her feet. They were jet black from never wearing shoes.
" I told you." I teased.
" The reason that is Hiei is because the last two squads died from their powerful leader. Koenma had no choice but to choose us to go."
" Now, do ya'll wanna walk to Cali or do ya'll wanna find another way ta do this?"
" WALK!? Aren't we on the other side of the country!?" Yusuke yelled, grabbing the neck of Kia's shirt.
" I dun think you wanna be getting' in a fight wit me Urameshi. I am human but I'm a powerful lady." She said, glaring at Yusuke. He got intimidated and let her go, he didn't mess with anybody who's power he hadn't seen before.
" We could take oars." Kurama said, sharing his idea.
" Can ya'll ride um?" she asked.
" Of course." Kuwabara said, getting on Botan's oar and slowly scooting close. I saw the annoyed look in Kurama's face.
" I call Hiei!" Yukina said, running up to me with Botan's extra oar. She let me sit in front and we got ready to take off.
" Here Yusuke." Kia said, handing him her extra one.
" Thanks, I guess." He said.
" No need to be impolite. I'm doin ya'll a favor."
" She's right Yusuke. Be nicer." Botan scolded.
" Kurama, ya'll gotta ride wit me." Kia smiled, making a motion with her hand to come over to her. He walked over hesitantly and got on the oar with Kia. Kia winked at him and all Kurama could do was fake a smile. Kia noticed this and turned around.
" Ya'll ready? Let's go." Kia said, bouncing off the ground and floating into the air.
" Kia? Just a question."
" What is it Botan?" she asked.
" Well, isn't it a problem if humans see us?"
" Maybe. My only guess is to fly higher!" Kia smiled adventurously.
" Alright then!" Yukina smiled back and lifted the back of the oar and her and me jetted up to where Kia was. Botan, Kuwabara and Yusuke followed closely behind.
" It's beautiful." Yukina whispered to herself. " Hiei, do you think it's beautiful?"
I looked into the blue and white swirls of clouds with different lengths of yellows. It was pretty I guess.
" It's alright." I decided.
" Oh Hiei. This is probably a one in a lifetime look! Why can't you enjoy life in the living world? You'll never find a girlfriend here if you have that kind of attitude."
" Who told you that!?" I yelled, I turned to Kurama who was bravely waving at me. I growled at him. He still kept a smile. I glared at point to Kia. Kurama shook his head.
" I know ya'll ain't too fond of me are ya'll and tell da truth." Kia asked. Everybody was silent.
" Well Kia, we're from Japan and we've never seen somebody like you." Botan boldly said.
" Like me? What's wrong wit me?" She said, turning to Botan.
" Nothing. Just your accent and clothes and stuff."
" Well alright!" she giggled. " I don't care what ya'll think of me. I am happy wit who I am."
" How much longer Kia?" Kuwabara asked.
" We should land in about now." Kia said, dropping the front of her oar. We slowly landed but had no idea where we were. What was this place?
A/N: Anyway this chapter sucked it was WAY too over the place and I didn't like it at all. Flame this chapter if you want. I'd flame it too. Kia was based on my friend who actually lives in Alabama and she wanted to be in my chapter so I put her in. But she was a one-time chapter character but in the next one I introduce a long-term character. And because of all the requests I will not make it a Botan/Kurama but I wanted Hiei to end up with somebody else so I'll probably end up having Kurama be lonely. (Dun worry Kurama, you'll find a crazed fan somewhere.)
(To a previous reviewer) And since I am not at all fond of a Hiei/Botan, I will not make it Hiei/Botan because Hiei has had no interest whatsoever in Botan throughout the story so no. Sorry. I won't be doing a self-insert but I will be putting in a new character. But you could just not read the story ya know. If you don't want me to do something too damn bad. My story. Sorry but no. (To a previous reviewer)
Chapter 9
Hiei's Point Of View
We got off the plane at about 11:00 in America, but it wasn't at all what we expected.
" This sure looks different. I thought there would be a beach." Yusuke said, putting his nose against the window of the airport terminal.
" I did too. This place looks deserted." Botan sighed.
" We are supposed to be in Long Beach, this looks more like Long Desert." Kuwabara said.
" Well, I guess your thoughts were wrong." I said.
" I brought my bathing suit for nothing!" Yusuke said, banging on the glass.
" Urahechi!" A native girl yelled, holding up a sign.
" Could she be looking for us?" Botan said. " Koenma told me somebody would be here to lead us off."
" Look at her, she looks homeless." Kuwabara said.
" She's a native Kuwabara." Botan scolded.
" Hey ya'll!" she yelled, skipping over to us.
" Here she comes." Yusuke warned.
" Are ya'll the Urameshi team? Lord Koenma sent me to fetch ya'll and take ya'll to Long Beach. Follow Kia!" she said, marching out of the airport. We followed her. She wore a worn out red shirt and rolled up, broken in jeans with wavy black hair. She had no shoes on, she looked gross but how did she know about Spirit World.
" Can you tell us where we are?" Kurama asked her as we left the airport.
" Ya'll are in Sweet Home Alabama!" she yelled in her native voice.
" What? We're supposed to be in Long Beach." Yukina sighed.
" Lord Koenma couldn't pay for a trip 'round da world ya know!" she smiled.
" How do you know about Spirit World anyway Miss?"
" I'm an undercover agent for the peeps in Spirit World!" she giggled.
" She has a higher ranking then me!" Botan squealed.
" Really Botan?"
" I'm only an assistant and that's not a very high ranking considering a large organization like Spirit World. Kia seems to be an undercover agent in the living world to make sure demons keep away from this country. There is one undercover agent in every country and two squads of Spirit Detectives. Whenever there is an incident like these, those go out and protect the country."
" Then why are we here?" Hiei asked. " I'm starting to smell American." I said, sniffing as the soy sauce and bitter food smell drifted away.
" Don't be racist ya'll! America is the greatest country 'round! Don't be haters!" she laughed.
" She sure is a happy girl." Kurama smiled, but the smile changed when he got a look at the soles of her feet. They were jet black from never wearing shoes.
" I told you." I teased.
" The reason that is Hiei is because the last two squads died from their powerful leader. Koenma had no choice but to choose us to go."
" Now, do ya'll wanna walk to Cali or do ya'll wanna find another way ta do this?"
" WALK!? Aren't we on the other side of the country!?" Yusuke yelled, grabbing the neck of Kia's shirt.
" I dun think you wanna be getting' in a fight wit me Urameshi. I am human but I'm a powerful lady." She said, glaring at Yusuke. He got intimidated and let her go, he didn't mess with anybody who's power he hadn't seen before.
" We could take oars." Kurama said, sharing his idea.
" Can ya'll ride um?" she asked.
" Of course." Kuwabara said, getting on Botan's oar and slowly scooting close. I saw the annoyed look in Kurama's face.
" I call Hiei!" Yukina said, running up to me with Botan's extra oar. She let me sit in front and we got ready to take off.
" Here Yusuke." Kia said, handing him her extra one.
" Thanks, I guess." He said.
" No need to be impolite. I'm doin ya'll a favor."
" She's right Yusuke. Be nicer." Botan scolded.
" Kurama, ya'll gotta ride wit me." Kia smiled, making a motion with her hand to come over to her. He walked over hesitantly and got on the oar with Kia. Kia winked at him and all Kurama could do was fake a smile. Kia noticed this and turned around.
" Ya'll ready? Let's go." Kia said, bouncing off the ground and floating into the air.
" Kia? Just a question."
" What is it Botan?" she asked.
" Well, isn't it a problem if humans see us?"
" Maybe. My only guess is to fly higher!" Kia smiled adventurously.
" Alright then!" Yukina smiled back and lifted the back of the oar and her and me jetted up to where Kia was. Botan, Kuwabara and Yusuke followed closely behind.
" It's beautiful." Yukina whispered to herself. " Hiei, do you think it's beautiful?"
I looked into the blue and white swirls of clouds with different lengths of yellows. It was pretty I guess.
" It's alright." I decided.
" Oh Hiei. This is probably a one in a lifetime look! Why can't you enjoy life in the living world? You'll never find a girlfriend here if you have that kind of attitude."
" Who told you that!?" I yelled, I turned to Kurama who was bravely waving at me. I growled at him. He still kept a smile. I glared at point to Kia. Kurama shook his head.
" I know ya'll ain't too fond of me are ya'll and tell da truth." Kia asked. Everybody was silent.
" Well Kia, we're from Japan and we've never seen somebody like you." Botan boldly said.
" Like me? What's wrong wit me?" She said, turning to Botan.
" Nothing. Just your accent and clothes and stuff."
" Well alright!" she giggled. " I don't care what ya'll think of me. I am happy wit who I am."
" How much longer Kia?" Kuwabara asked.
" We should land in about now." Kia said, dropping the front of her oar. We slowly landed but had no idea where we were. What was this place?
A/N: Anyway this chapter sucked it was WAY too over the place and I didn't like it at all. Flame this chapter if you want. I'd flame it too. Kia was based on my friend who actually lives in Alabama and she wanted to be in my chapter so I put her in. But she was a one-time chapter character but in the next one I introduce a long-term character. And because of all the requests I will not make it a Botan/Kurama but I wanted Hiei to end up with somebody else so I'll probably end up having Kurama be lonely. (Dun worry Kurama, you'll find a crazed fan somewhere.)
(To a previous reviewer) And since I am not at all fond of a Hiei/Botan, I will not make it Hiei/Botan because Hiei has had no interest whatsoever in Botan throughout the story so no. Sorry. I won't be doing a self-insert but I will be putting in a new character. But you could just not read the story ya know. If you don't want me to do something too damn bad. My story. Sorry but no. (To a previous reviewer)