~Disclaimer...
Nika: "You know, some people don't like writing disclaimers. I think it's great fun!"
*riffles around in a drawer*
Sesshoumaru: (quietly) "Kami-sama, what's she got now?"
*Nika pulls out a not-so-simple dog collar*
Nika: "I don't own InuYasha, but I did buy my Fluffy a present!"
*snaps collar on Fluffy, then pulls a tiny remote control out of her pocket.*
Nika: "What does a good doggy say?"
Sesshoumaru: (cringes) "Uh, Mistress Nika is the greatest, most beautiful creature ever to grace this world, and...I...tremble before her awesome power?"
Nika: "No, no, no! The other one!"
Sesshoumaru: (looks confused) "Nani?"
*Nika puts her hands on her hips and glowers at him angrily)
Sesshoumaru: (now aware of what's about to happen) (Groans) "No, I am the greatest and I will make the world cower at my feet..."
*Nika grins madly and presses the button*
Nika: "Bad dog!"
*Fluffy get a shock, heh-heh*
*Nika goes power-mad and rapidly pushes the button over, and over, and over, etc...*
*Fluffy falls to the ground, unconscious and smoking*
Nika: "Uh...oops!"
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Kagome had managed to get everyone back to Kaede's village with the least amount of damage possible. After she had threatened to 'sit' InuYasha into next week, he had given up his Miroku punching bag.
Charity and Kagome now sat in a corner of Kaede's hut, looking at a book and giggling.
Morgan had tried to latch onto InuYasha's ears, but after he had growled at her she decided to see what her sister was up to. But Kagome and Charity had just shooed her away, so now she sat staring blankly at the fire.
Kaede had roped Sango and Miroku into helping to grind herbs and little Shippo was hiding from Charity while clutching his tail in fear.
He shocked everyone when InuYasha got up to go climb a tree for the night and he said he would go with him. InuYasha guessed he was more afraid of 'fangirls' than him at the moment. He didn't blame him.
Sango looked up when both Kagome and Charity burst out into a wild fit of giggles. Sango had never seen her friend act like this. Frankly, it was scary.
"Oh, I like it!" Kagome giggled.
"I don't know," Charity said, tapping a pencil against her lips, "It seems like something's missing."
The girls giggled again while staring at something particularly interesting and Sango nudged Miroku. "Hey," she whispered, "What do you think they're looking at over there?"
Miroku looked at them and said, "One can only wonder."
Sango stared at them for another minute and then got up and started easing over to them. Miroku followed suit. The girls seemed not to notice them, being so wrapped up at the moment.
Suddenly Kagome said, "Oh, I know what's missing!" She looked critically at the book and said, "You forgot his sword!" Sango and Miroku edged closer. "And his armor!" Even closer. "And his clothes!!" Face-vault!
Both of them forgot about being discreet and Miroku grabbed the book from them. As he looked at it, his face paled and he looked sick. He handed the book to Sango and there, in a very detailed black-and-white pencil drawing, was a NAKED SESSHOUMARU!!!!
Sango couldn't believe what she was seeing! Someone, namely Charity seeing as how she had signed it, had a very active, and probably accurate, imagination.
Miroku recovered, snatched the book back and darted outside.
Charity seemed to be going through book-withdrawl and all three girls chased after the monk. They caught up to him at the base of a tree InuYasha happened to be up. Another 'chase the perverted monk' scene occured. However, this time, there being three girls after him, they caught him. But he shouted, "Here, catch!" and tossed the book up to InuYasha.
The girls stood and stared at the book in InuYasha's clawed hand. They knew what was coming next.
"WHAT THE HELL?!" he shouted. "Who the hell drew a picture of my brother naked?!"
Charity blushed. InuYasha leafed through the book and found several more pictures. Thankfully, no more like that one. There seemed to be an abundance of pictures of Sesshoumaru, some guy with red hair, some guy with silver hair and ears that looked like a kitsune, and quite a few of...HIM!!
"Oi," he called down, "What's this about?!" He held up the book, promenently displaying a picture of him. Asleep, naked, just barely covered by a sheet.
Morgan, who had emerged from the hut to see what all the comotion was about, stared at the picture with wide eyes.
Charity screamed at him, "Put that away!! She's only eleven!"
InuYasha, realizing he had angered the frightening fangirl, dropped the book, it landing in Sango's arms.
She studied the picture and after a few moments said breathlessly, "I never knew InuYasha was...so...so..."
Charity supplied her with the word. "Bishy!" she cried.
It was InuYasha's turn to blush. *Bishy.* he thought, *It's nothing like being called Fluffy!* Then his brain started working again, (A/N=like it ever did) and he thought to himself, *Wait! Was Sango just...ogling MY picture?* InuYasha called down, "Hey, what is that thing?"
Miroku, forgetting the danger he could possibly be in, said, "And why is it filled with naughty images?"
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(A/N) Yes, what is that book? Oh, why not?! It's "The Sake Sisters Fangirl Fanclub Original Bishounen Sketchbook"! Or the "Bishy Book" for short. It's FILLED with "naughty images"! (lecherous grin)
Nika: "Oh! God, no! I'm becoming Miroku!!"
Sesshoumaru: (now recovered from Nika's button-pushing episode) "Becoming?"
Nika:"What's that supposed to mean?!"
*For some reason Fluffy decides to be a man, not a puppy*
Sesshoumaru: (cooly) "That you've been as perverted as that monk from day one."
*Nika reaches for the button, then thinks twice*
Nika: (big smile) "Oh, well! I guess you're right!"
*and the world gasp*
*Nika then begins happily petting Fluffy's head while he, against his wish, purrs away*
Nika: "Read and Review!" (giggle)
Sesshoumaru: "What is she on?.."
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Thank you to: ayanna24, Demon Ashika, DRAGON FIRE, Charcomet, Beijipan, Inu-pup, and Lady Yami.
DRAGON FIRE: Oh, yea! I can honestly say you're my favorite reviewer. You're reviews are so funny! And I love reading them. Please, keep them coming!!!!!!!
Lady Yami: If you're refering to the story, Naraku will be treated much worse by our crazed fangirls than Fluffy-sama could ever be. Think of the phrase, "Ohmygod! It's Fluffy's girlfriend!!" And if you're refering to my, Mistress Nika's, treatment of him; I assure you, he quite enjoys it. ^.^
*pokes Fluffy in ribs*
Nika: "Isn't that right?"
*Fluffy blushes (o.o), smiles (O.O) and ducks his head*
Sesshoumaru: "Yeah... Don't be mad. I asked for it..."
Inu-pup: Oh, yeah!! Nothing's cooler than a little bit of the ol' canine youkai! Personally, I'll admit I think Youko is the greatest Bishounen ever to exist! Hands down! (just what does that phrase mean anyway?) And later on a certain gorgeous fox-boy will be making an all-to-brief appearance. They get lost looking for Koenma's new office... (drool) InuYasha, Sesshoumaru, Kouga, and Youko Kurama (more drool) all together (drool), in the same place! (drool) *ahem* Pardon me while I wipe up the mess I made...
Nika: "You know, some people don't like writing disclaimers. I think it's great fun!"
*riffles around in a drawer*
Sesshoumaru: (quietly) "Kami-sama, what's she got now?"
*Nika pulls out a not-so-simple dog collar*
Nika: "I don't own InuYasha, but I did buy my Fluffy a present!"
*snaps collar on Fluffy, then pulls a tiny remote control out of her pocket.*
Nika: "What does a good doggy say?"
Sesshoumaru: (cringes) "Uh, Mistress Nika is the greatest, most beautiful creature ever to grace this world, and...I...tremble before her awesome power?"
Nika: "No, no, no! The other one!"
Sesshoumaru: (looks confused) "Nani?"
*Nika puts her hands on her hips and glowers at him angrily)
Sesshoumaru: (now aware of what's about to happen) (Groans) "No, I am the greatest and I will make the world cower at my feet..."
*Nika grins madly and presses the button*
Nika: "Bad dog!"
*Fluffy get a shock, heh-heh*
*Nika goes power-mad and rapidly pushes the button over, and over, and over, etc...*
*Fluffy falls to the ground, unconscious and smoking*
Nika: "Uh...oops!"
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Kagome had managed to get everyone back to Kaede's village with the least amount of damage possible. After she had threatened to 'sit' InuYasha into next week, he had given up his Miroku punching bag.
Charity and Kagome now sat in a corner of Kaede's hut, looking at a book and giggling.
Morgan had tried to latch onto InuYasha's ears, but after he had growled at her she decided to see what her sister was up to. But Kagome and Charity had just shooed her away, so now she sat staring blankly at the fire.
Kaede had roped Sango and Miroku into helping to grind herbs and little Shippo was hiding from Charity while clutching his tail in fear.
He shocked everyone when InuYasha got up to go climb a tree for the night and he said he would go with him. InuYasha guessed he was more afraid of 'fangirls' than him at the moment. He didn't blame him.
Sango looked up when both Kagome and Charity burst out into a wild fit of giggles. Sango had never seen her friend act like this. Frankly, it was scary.
"Oh, I like it!" Kagome giggled.
"I don't know," Charity said, tapping a pencil against her lips, "It seems like something's missing."
The girls giggled again while staring at something particularly interesting and Sango nudged Miroku. "Hey," she whispered, "What do you think they're looking at over there?"
Miroku looked at them and said, "One can only wonder."
Sango stared at them for another minute and then got up and started easing over to them. Miroku followed suit. The girls seemed not to notice them, being so wrapped up at the moment.
Suddenly Kagome said, "Oh, I know what's missing!" She looked critically at the book and said, "You forgot his sword!" Sango and Miroku edged closer. "And his armor!" Even closer. "And his clothes!!" Face-vault!
Both of them forgot about being discreet and Miroku grabbed the book from them. As he looked at it, his face paled and he looked sick. He handed the book to Sango and there, in a very detailed black-and-white pencil drawing, was a NAKED SESSHOUMARU!!!!
Sango couldn't believe what she was seeing! Someone, namely Charity seeing as how she had signed it, had a very active, and probably accurate, imagination.
Miroku recovered, snatched the book back and darted outside.
Charity seemed to be going through book-withdrawl and all three girls chased after the monk. They caught up to him at the base of a tree InuYasha happened to be up. Another 'chase the perverted monk' scene occured. However, this time, there being three girls after him, they caught him. But he shouted, "Here, catch!" and tossed the book up to InuYasha.
The girls stood and stared at the book in InuYasha's clawed hand. They knew what was coming next.
"WHAT THE HELL?!" he shouted. "Who the hell drew a picture of my brother naked?!"
Charity blushed. InuYasha leafed through the book and found several more pictures. Thankfully, no more like that one. There seemed to be an abundance of pictures of Sesshoumaru, some guy with red hair, some guy with silver hair and ears that looked like a kitsune, and quite a few of...HIM!!
"Oi," he called down, "What's this about?!" He held up the book, promenently displaying a picture of him. Asleep, naked, just barely covered by a sheet.
Morgan, who had emerged from the hut to see what all the comotion was about, stared at the picture with wide eyes.
Charity screamed at him, "Put that away!! She's only eleven!"
InuYasha, realizing he had angered the frightening fangirl, dropped the book, it landing in Sango's arms.
She studied the picture and after a few moments said breathlessly, "I never knew InuYasha was...so...so..."
Charity supplied her with the word. "Bishy!" she cried.
It was InuYasha's turn to blush. *Bishy.* he thought, *It's nothing like being called Fluffy!* Then his brain started working again, (A/N=like it ever did) and he thought to himself, *Wait! Was Sango just...ogling MY picture?* InuYasha called down, "Hey, what is that thing?"
Miroku, forgetting the danger he could possibly be in, said, "And why is it filled with naughty images?"
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(A/N) Yes, what is that book? Oh, why not?! It's "The Sake Sisters Fangirl Fanclub Original Bishounen Sketchbook"! Or the "Bishy Book" for short. It's FILLED with "naughty images"! (lecherous grin)
Nika: "Oh! God, no! I'm becoming Miroku!!"
Sesshoumaru: (now recovered from Nika's button-pushing episode) "Becoming?"
Nika:"What's that supposed to mean?!"
*For some reason Fluffy decides to be a man, not a puppy*
Sesshoumaru: (cooly) "That you've been as perverted as that monk from day one."
*Nika reaches for the button, then thinks twice*
Nika: (big smile) "Oh, well! I guess you're right!"
*and the world gasp*
*Nika then begins happily petting Fluffy's head while he, against his wish, purrs away*
Nika: "Read and Review!" (giggle)
Sesshoumaru: "What is she on?.."
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Thank you to: ayanna24, Demon Ashika, DRAGON FIRE, Charcomet, Beijipan, Inu-pup, and Lady Yami.
DRAGON FIRE: Oh, yea! I can honestly say you're my favorite reviewer. You're reviews are so funny! And I love reading them. Please, keep them coming!!!!!!!
Lady Yami: If you're refering to the story, Naraku will be treated much worse by our crazed fangirls than Fluffy-sama could ever be. Think of the phrase, "Ohmygod! It's Fluffy's girlfriend!!" And if you're refering to my, Mistress Nika's, treatment of him; I assure you, he quite enjoys it. ^.^
*pokes Fluffy in ribs*
Nika: "Isn't that right?"
*Fluffy blushes (o.o), smiles (O.O) and ducks his head*
Sesshoumaru: "Yeah... Don't be mad. I asked for it..."
Inu-pup: Oh, yeah!! Nothing's cooler than a little bit of the ol' canine youkai! Personally, I'll admit I think Youko is the greatest Bishounen ever to exist! Hands down! (just what does that phrase mean anyway?) And later on a certain gorgeous fox-boy will be making an all-to-brief appearance. They get lost looking for Koenma's new office... (drool) InuYasha, Sesshoumaru, Kouga, and Youko Kurama (more drool) all together (drool), in the same place! (drool) *ahem* Pardon me while I wipe up the mess I made...