Me: Hello everyone! Angela here and today, I'll be your host for " enney,
menny, minney, moe!"
Fangirls: (cheering and clapping)
Me: okay! Today we have the suzaku seishi! (everyone cheers as the suzaku seishi walk on stage)
Tasuki: how the hell did I get here?!
Chiriko: (clears throat) I would explain to you how, but it's too big for all of your tiny brains to digest, so I'll make it simple. "Fanfiction."
Tamahome: Oh, great! More hentai authoresses and screaming fangirls!
Me: (clears throat) please take A SEAT!!! (seishi stare as they take a seat)
me: today, I will have a helper. Okay, Miaka, you can come out now! (everyone turns as Miaka walks on stage with a milkshake)
Tamahome: Miaka..-_-;;;;;
Me: okay...on with the show! We pick a seishi, and you pick what we do with him! Sound fun?
Fangirls: (cheering and calling out the seishi they like most)
Miaka: who should we torture first?
Me: um, lets ask the other authors!
Miaka: okay! How about someone from the audience? How about you? (points at random peson)
Picker 1: hi! I'm Hortohori's True Love! I would like to torture Nuriko! (seishi snickers as Nuriko is taken to the center of the stage)
me: well, what should we do to him?
Fangirl 1: make him wear a bra!
Fangirl 2: let him have "quality" time with Hortohori!
Fangirl 3: make him kiss Miaka!!
Me: what was that last one?
Fangirl 3: make him kiss Miaka!
Nuriko fangirls: NOOOOO!!! MY NURIKO!!!
Miaka: no thanks...-_-;;;;
Me: what do you think, seishi?
Seishi: yess!!!! Hai!!! Yes!!!!
Me: what do you think, Hortohori's True Love?
H.T.L.(short for Hortohori's True Love): yes!! Do it, please! To get back for what he did to my Hortohori!! (everyone stops and stares at Nuriko)
me: (clears throat) okay.I don't think we want to know...
everyone: OoO
me: ^^ okay! Lights, please, Allison!
Allison: sure!!! (lights dim as a light shines on Nuriko and Miaka)
(and Nuriko steps forth and kisses Miaka on the cheek!)
Tamahome: NOOO!! Miaka!!!!! You have Nuriko cooties now!!!
Everyone: -_-;;;;;;;;
Okay! That's it for now! Please R&R!!! I hope you enjoyed it!!! ^^
Fangirls: (cheering and clapping)
Me: okay! Today we have the suzaku seishi! (everyone cheers as the suzaku seishi walk on stage)
Tasuki: how the hell did I get here?!
Chiriko: (clears throat) I would explain to you how, but it's too big for all of your tiny brains to digest, so I'll make it simple. "Fanfiction."
Tamahome: Oh, great! More hentai authoresses and screaming fangirls!
Me: (clears throat) please take A SEAT!!! (seishi stare as they take a seat)
me: today, I will have a helper. Okay, Miaka, you can come out now! (everyone turns as Miaka walks on stage with a milkshake)
Tamahome: Miaka..-_-;;;;;
Me: okay...on with the show! We pick a seishi, and you pick what we do with him! Sound fun?
Fangirls: (cheering and calling out the seishi they like most)
Miaka: who should we torture first?
Me: um, lets ask the other authors!
Miaka: okay! How about someone from the audience? How about you? (points at random peson)
Picker 1: hi! I'm Hortohori's True Love! I would like to torture Nuriko! (seishi snickers as Nuriko is taken to the center of the stage)
me: well, what should we do to him?
Fangirl 1: make him wear a bra!
Fangirl 2: let him have "quality" time with Hortohori!
Fangirl 3: make him kiss Miaka!!
Me: what was that last one?
Fangirl 3: make him kiss Miaka!
Nuriko fangirls: NOOOOO!!! MY NURIKO!!!
Miaka: no thanks...-_-;;;;
Me: what do you think, seishi?
Seishi: yess!!!! Hai!!! Yes!!!!
Me: what do you think, Hortohori's True Love?
H.T.L.(short for Hortohori's True Love): yes!! Do it, please! To get back for what he did to my Hortohori!! (everyone stops and stares at Nuriko)
me: (clears throat) okay.I don't think we want to know...
everyone: OoO
me: ^^ okay! Lights, please, Allison!
Allison: sure!!! (lights dim as a light shines on Nuriko and Miaka)
(and Nuriko steps forth and kisses Miaka on the cheek!)
Tamahome: NOOO!! Miaka!!!!! You have Nuriko cooties now!!!
Everyone: -_-;;;;;;;;
Okay! That's it for now! Please R&R!!! I hope you enjoyed it!!! ^^