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Nika: (batting a shiny marble back and forth between her fingers) "La-La-La..."
Sesshoumaru: "Uh, are you alright?"
*Nika continues singing happily*
Sesshoumaru: "Hello?" (waves hand in front of her face) "Is anyone home?"
*No response, just more singing*
Sesshoumaru: (sighs) "Well, the moron's finally lost it. Not that she ever had it."
Nika: "shiny; la, la, la; shiny..."
*Fluffy reaches for the phone to call the asylum*
Nika: "Bad dog!"
*zap!*
Sesshoumaru: (unfazed after one shock) So, are you still in there?
Nika: (still happily singing and playing with the marble) "Of course!"
*Suddenly she turns and stares at empty space*
Nika: (shouts) "I don't own InuYasha!" (goes back to playing)
*Fluffy sits down to study a lunatic in it's natural environment*
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Charity giggled, (they do a lot of that, don't they?) and said happily (nothing gets this girl down!), "It's The Sake Sisters Fangirl Fanclub Original Bishounen Sketchbook!"
Miroku, InuYasha and Sango gave her blank stares.
"The Bishy Book!" cried a voice they didn't recognize.
Everyone turned toward the voice and walking towards them was a group of six girls and one guy. And they were all wearing modern clothes!
Charity saw them and groaned. "Oh good lord!" she exclaimed, "Not all of them! What do they want?!"
A girl with long blonde hair and brown eyes wearing something that made Miroku almost faint, a skin-tight white shirt with big red lips and a pair of tiny white matching shorts, rushed Charity and shouted, "Why'd you take the book?! We NEED that book!"
The others approached and didn't look any happier.
Charity began to explain, sorta, and said, "Well, I didn't think you'd notice 'til we got back..."
Now the girl screamed, "Not notice!?! How could we not notice?! That book is the cornerstone of our group!" This girl was not pleased. She turned to snatch the book away and noticed who was holding it. She froze and just stared at Sango, who was starting to get very nervous.
Then the girl looked around her, seeing for the first time the demon slayer holding the book, the hanyou up a tree, the little kitsune that seemed to go unnoticed until now, the girl in the green-and-white sailor fuka, and...her eyes lit up.
"Miroku!" she screamed. She grabbed his hands and began jumping up and down excitedly. His eyes followed her path; up and down, up and down; and they were not looking at her face!
Sango just whispered, "What's going on here..?"
Charity sighed loudly and said, "They, are the Sake Sisters..." Which got a look from everyone, except Miroku who's eyes were currently occupied.
She grabbed the girl by the arm and pulled her away from the drooling monk and commanded, "Yuki, stop!" She pushed a protesting Yuki back to the others and then took Morgan's hand and joined them. All together there were nine people staring at the clueless group. Charity motioned to those standing behind her and said, "We are the Sake Sisters Fangirl Fanclub." She continued explaining, "We are all fans of certain people. For example," and she reached for Yuki, then thought better of it. She reached for a girl with long, waist-length, black hair and brillant green eyes wearing a long black, almost old-fasioned, dress. She stepped forward and Charity said, "This is Asami. She's a Naraku Fangirl."
Asami bowed politely and said, "Komban wa. It is nice to meet you."
Kagome, as well as everyone else, was speechless.
Even Miroku stopped his drooling.
*A Naraku fangirl?* Kagome thought.
Then a woman with basically the same features, but with her hair in a ponytail, stepped up next to Asami. She was wearing a pair of loose black, neatly pressed pants and a matching black shirt. She said confidently, "I'm Takeda Shizuka, Asami's older sister. I guess you could call me a Sango fangirl, but I just think you're a great inspiration to women everywhere."
She smiled warmly at Sango and Sango just stared, still trying to wrap her mind around what was going on.
Charity continued the introductions.
Next a small girl with short, unruly black hair and intelligent blue eyes stepped up and said with a smile, "I'm Sasaki Suzume, Fanclub Treasurer and a Hiei Fangirl!"
Then it was Yuki's turn. She began jumping up and down again and said, "I'm Hamada Yuki! And I'm a Miroku Fangirl! And I wanna bare your child!!" She winked at Miroku and he looked like a cross between having all his dreams come true and being totally stunned.
Another girl grabbed Yuki and pulled her back. She had chin-length black hair and blue eyes and said, "I'm Sato Sen, and I'm officially the Kurama Fangirl." She glared at Yuki and said, "But usually I just try to keep her under control."
Yuki stuck her tongue out at Sen.
Next a young girl, not much older than Morgan, came forward and said, "I'm Takahashi Izumi, thirteen years old. I'm the Shippo Fangirl." She motioned to the only male and said, "That's my brother."
He came forward and stared at Miroku with a big grin on his face. He was wearing a bright yellow shirt, hot pink pants and a pink scarf around his neck. "Takahashi Taro!" he said joyfully, "I'm the Miroku Fanboy! And you're even more gorgeous in person!!"
Miroku paled and Sango began giggling like, well, like a fangirl.
"What?!" Miroku shouted.
Taro walked calmly up to Miroku and said, "I don't suppose you'd consider ditching that violent chick," pointed to Sango, "and be my boyfriend..." Big smile! ^_^
Suddenly Miroku let out a Sango patented scream, due to the hand on his butt, and darted into the forest, Taro hot on his heels calling, "Wait! Come back! I wanna tell you about this dream I had!"
Yuki wasn't gonna let her eye candy get away and chased after them screaming, "Takahashi! Keep your hands off my man!"
Everyone left burst out into violent laughter, most falling to the ground and holding their sides.
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(A/N) Sorry it took so long, but I had a horrible migrane. So what do you think? That's all my characters. I was going to introduce them one by one, but that would take too long. Taro is going to make for some very funny chase scenes. And, uh, just so you know, he's based on someone I know. I won't say who, since I'm basically making fun of him, but...yeah...
Also, I am NOT anti-gay! As a matter of fact, I think one of the cutest anime couples is Kurama and Hiei. They just look so perfect together...! I'm just making Taro the comic relief for when things get too serious. I intended on putting him in from the very beginning. I even have notes like "Miroku meets his gay male groping counterpart who thinks he's the most gorgeous thing ever to grace the earth."
Sesshoumaru: (lost in a sea of paper) "You have too many notes!"
Nika: (with a tear-streaked face) "I lost my marbles!!"
Nika: (batting a shiny marble back and forth between her fingers) "La-La-La..."
Sesshoumaru: "Uh, are you alright?"
*Nika continues singing happily*
Sesshoumaru: "Hello?" (waves hand in front of her face) "Is anyone home?"
*No response, just more singing*
Sesshoumaru: (sighs) "Well, the moron's finally lost it. Not that she ever had it."
Nika: "shiny; la, la, la; shiny..."
*Fluffy reaches for the phone to call the asylum*
Nika: "Bad dog!"
*zap!*
Sesshoumaru: (unfazed after one shock) So, are you still in there?
Nika: (still happily singing and playing with the marble) "Of course!"
*Suddenly she turns and stares at empty space*
Nika: (shouts) "I don't own InuYasha!" (goes back to playing)
*Fluffy sits down to study a lunatic in it's natural environment*
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Charity giggled, (they do a lot of that, don't they?) and said happily (nothing gets this girl down!), "It's The Sake Sisters Fangirl Fanclub Original Bishounen Sketchbook!"
Miroku, InuYasha and Sango gave her blank stares.
"The Bishy Book!" cried a voice they didn't recognize.
Everyone turned toward the voice and walking towards them was a group of six girls and one guy. And they were all wearing modern clothes!
Charity saw them and groaned. "Oh good lord!" she exclaimed, "Not all of them! What do they want?!"
A girl with long blonde hair and brown eyes wearing something that made Miroku almost faint, a skin-tight white shirt with big red lips and a pair of tiny white matching shorts, rushed Charity and shouted, "Why'd you take the book?! We NEED that book!"
The others approached and didn't look any happier.
Charity began to explain, sorta, and said, "Well, I didn't think you'd notice 'til we got back..."
Now the girl screamed, "Not notice!?! How could we not notice?! That book is the cornerstone of our group!" This girl was not pleased. She turned to snatch the book away and noticed who was holding it. She froze and just stared at Sango, who was starting to get very nervous.
Then the girl looked around her, seeing for the first time the demon slayer holding the book, the hanyou up a tree, the little kitsune that seemed to go unnoticed until now, the girl in the green-and-white sailor fuka, and...her eyes lit up.
"Miroku!" she screamed. She grabbed his hands and began jumping up and down excitedly. His eyes followed her path; up and down, up and down; and they were not looking at her face!
Sango just whispered, "What's going on here..?"
Charity sighed loudly and said, "They, are the Sake Sisters..." Which got a look from everyone, except Miroku who's eyes were currently occupied.
She grabbed the girl by the arm and pulled her away from the drooling monk and commanded, "Yuki, stop!" She pushed a protesting Yuki back to the others and then took Morgan's hand and joined them. All together there were nine people staring at the clueless group. Charity motioned to those standing behind her and said, "We are the Sake Sisters Fangirl Fanclub." She continued explaining, "We are all fans of certain people. For example," and she reached for Yuki, then thought better of it. She reached for a girl with long, waist-length, black hair and brillant green eyes wearing a long black, almost old-fasioned, dress. She stepped forward and Charity said, "This is Asami. She's a Naraku Fangirl."
Asami bowed politely and said, "Komban wa. It is nice to meet you."
Kagome, as well as everyone else, was speechless.
Even Miroku stopped his drooling.
*A Naraku fangirl?* Kagome thought.
Then a woman with basically the same features, but with her hair in a ponytail, stepped up next to Asami. She was wearing a pair of loose black, neatly pressed pants and a matching black shirt. She said confidently, "I'm Takeda Shizuka, Asami's older sister. I guess you could call me a Sango fangirl, but I just think you're a great inspiration to women everywhere."
She smiled warmly at Sango and Sango just stared, still trying to wrap her mind around what was going on.
Charity continued the introductions.
Next a small girl with short, unruly black hair and intelligent blue eyes stepped up and said with a smile, "I'm Sasaki Suzume, Fanclub Treasurer and a Hiei Fangirl!"
Then it was Yuki's turn. She began jumping up and down again and said, "I'm Hamada Yuki! And I'm a Miroku Fangirl! And I wanna bare your child!!" She winked at Miroku and he looked like a cross between having all his dreams come true and being totally stunned.
Another girl grabbed Yuki and pulled her back. She had chin-length black hair and blue eyes and said, "I'm Sato Sen, and I'm officially the Kurama Fangirl." She glared at Yuki and said, "But usually I just try to keep her under control."
Yuki stuck her tongue out at Sen.
Next a young girl, not much older than Morgan, came forward and said, "I'm Takahashi Izumi, thirteen years old. I'm the Shippo Fangirl." She motioned to the only male and said, "That's my brother."
He came forward and stared at Miroku with a big grin on his face. He was wearing a bright yellow shirt, hot pink pants and a pink scarf around his neck. "Takahashi Taro!" he said joyfully, "I'm the Miroku Fanboy! And you're even more gorgeous in person!!"
Miroku paled and Sango began giggling like, well, like a fangirl.
"What?!" Miroku shouted.
Taro walked calmly up to Miroku and said, "I don't suppose you'd consider ditching that violent chick," pointed to Sango, "and be my boyfriend..." Big smile! ^_^
Suddenly Miroku let out a Sango patented scream, due to the hand on his butt, and darted into the forest, Taro hot on his heels calling, "Wait! Come back! I wanna tell you about this dream I had!"
Yuki wasn't gonna let her eye candy get away and chased after them screaming, "Takahashi! Keep your hands off my man!"
Everyone left burst out into violent laughter, most falling to the ground and holding their sides.
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(A/N) Sorry it took so long, but I had a horrible migrane. So what do you think? That's all my characters. I was going to introduce them one by one, but that would take too long. Taro is going to make for some very funny chase scenes. And, uh, just so you know, he's based on someone I know. I won't say who, since I'm basically making fun of him, but...yeah...
Also, I am NOT anti-gay! As a matter of fact, I think one of the cutest anime couples is Kurama and Hiei. They just look so perfect together...! I'm just making Taro the comic relief for when things get too serious. I intended on putting him in from the very beginning. I even have notes like "Miroku meets his gay male groping counterpart who thinks he's the most gorgeous thing ever to grace the earth."
Sesshoumaru: (lost in a sea of paper) "You have too many notes!"
Nika: (with a tear-streaked face) "I lost my marbles!!"