Authors note: yes, yes, i know my chapters are short. I'll try to make them longer, k? Hope you enjoy this chappy! ^-^
Chapter 2
me: welcome back everyone! We're going to do things alittle different today!
Yui: Instead of the Suzaku Seishi being tortured, my seishi will!
(suzaku seishi are cheering with joy)
Miaka: Oh yeah. And today, my seishi will be doing the picking! ^^
(aww's from fangirls)
me: Oh, I forgot. Yui will be helping me today, too.
Yui: who should we torture today?
Tasuki: Homo Tomo!
Tamahome: Nakago!
Chiriko: Miboshi!
Nuriko: Homo Tomo! ^^
Tomo: who are you calling a "Homo Tomo", gay-boy?
Nuriko:(cracks nuckles) you're going to pay!
Chichiri: calm down, na no da!
Hortohori: I pick Nakago, since he's the one that killed my beautiful self!
everyone: -_-;;;;;;;
Hortohori fangirls: (fainting and cheering)
me: okay....what do you think, Mitsukake?
Mitsukake: Suboshi
me: why?
Mitsukake: I don't know...random person...
Yui: well, we'll go with Tomo! ^^
(fangirls cheering)
Tomo: don't I have any fans??
(crickets chirp)
Chichiri: I guess that answers your question, no da!! ^^
Miaka: now, what should we do to him?
Nuriko: make him take off that horrible make-up!
Tasuki: make him switch clothes with Soi!
everyone: O.o
Tamahome:(cough) gay(cough) (cough)
Chichiri: EWWWW, Tasuki. You're sick, na no da!! Maybe that's why everyone thinks you "like" Kouji.
Tasuki:...what the hell?
Tamahome: make Tomo spend a day being normal! With no make-up, no wierd clothes, and no gay voice!
Tomo: my voice is NOT gay!!Do the rest of you think my voice is gay?
(crickets chirp)
Tomo: I feel betrayed......
me: I think I'll go with Nuriko's and.........
(everone waits)
me: lets see if he can find a date......
Suzaku Seishi: Hai!!! This will be fun!!!
(everyone watches as Tomo's make-up is taken off and he is lead out the door)
Yui: I'll give him a week..
me: I'll give him 2 days
Nakago: I'll give him 10 hrs.....
me: okay.....sorry everyone....we're going to have to wait.....
(aww's from fangirls as the leave)
************* (5 days later)***************************
(Tomo stepps on stage with the lights off)
Tomo: hello?
me: yeah, did you pass?
(lights turn on and everyone is sitting around lazily)
Tomo: ummmm.....I would like you to meet my new girlfriend.
(everyone stares wide-eyed as a girl with violet hair and red eyes stepped next to Tomo)
Tasuki: what's her name?
Tomo: Her name is..."Momo"
Miaka: okay...that's kinda scary............ you two look exactlly the same, except that Momo's hair is violet and her eyes are red...
me: (stutters) I guess you pass, Tomo....... (starts clapping)
(soon everyone in the room is clapping and cheering..)
Miaka: who would of thought.....Tomo having a girlfriend......?????
Mitsukake: I'd REALLY hate to see what they do at night....
(everyone shudders as they try to imagine what happens)
me: I don't think we wanna know....
(everyone nods in agreement)
me: well, that's all for now! I hope you enjoyed this chapter! Please r&r!!! ^^
Chapter 2
me: welcome back everyone! We're going to do things alittle different today!
Yui: Instead of the Suzaku Seishi being tortured, my seishi will!
(suzaku seishi are cheering with joy)
Miaka: Oh yeah. And today, my seishi will be doing the picking! ^^
(aww's from fangirls)
me: Oh, I forgot. Yui will be helping me today, too.
Yui: who should we torture today?
Tasuki: Homo Tomo!
Tamahome: Nakago!
Chiriko: Miboshi!
Nuriko: Homo Tomo! ^^
Tomo: who are you calling a "Homo Tomo", gay-boy?
Nuriko:(cracks nuckles) you're going to pay!
Chichiri: calm down, na no da!
Hortohori: I pick Nakago, since he's the one that killed my beautiful self!
everyone: -_-;;;;;;;
Hortohori fangirls: (fainting and cheering)
me: okay....what do you think, Mitsukake?
Mitsukake: Suboshi
me: why?
Mitsukake: I don't know...random person...
Yui: well, we'll go with Tomo! ^^
(fangirls cheering)
Tomo: don't I have any fans??
(crickets chirp)
Chichiri: I guess that answers your question, no da!! ^^
Miaka: now, what should we do to him?
Nuriko: make him take off that horrible make-up!
Tasuki: make him switch clothes with Soi!
everyone: O.o
Tamahome:(cough) gay(cough) (cough)
Chichiri: EWWWW, Tasuki. You're sick, na no da!! Maybe that's why everyone thinks you "like" Kouji.
Tasuki:...what the hell?
Tamahome: make Tomo spend a day being normal! With no make-up, no wierd clothes, and no gay voice!
Tomo: my voice is NOT gay!!Do the rest of you think my voice is gay?
(crickets chirp)
Tomo: I feel betrayed......
me: I think I'll go with Nuriko's and.........
(everone waits)
me: lets see if he can find a date......
Suzaku Seishi: Hai!!! This will be fun!!!
(everyone watches as Tomo's make-up is taken off and he is lead out the door)
Yui: I'll give him a week..
me: I'll give him 2 days
Nakago: I'll give him 10 hrs.....
me: okay.....sorry everyone....we're going to have to wait.....
(aww's from fangirls as the leave)
************* (5 days later)***************************
(Tomo stepps on stage with the lights off)
Tomo: hello?
me: yeah, did you pass?
(lights turn on and everyone is sitting around lazily)
Tomo: ummmm.....I would like you to meet my new girlfriend.
(everyone stares wide-eyed as a girl with violet hair and red eyes stepped next to Tomo)
Tasuki: what's her name?
Tomo: Her name is..."Momo"
Miaka: okay...that's kinda scary............ you two look exactlly the same, except that Momo's hair is violet and her eyes are red...
me: (stutters) I guess you pass, Tomo....... (starts clapping)
(soon everyone in the room is clapping and cheering..)
Miaka: who would of thought.....Tomo having a girlfriend......?????
Mitsukake: I'd REALLY hate to see what they do at night....
(everyone shudders as they try to imagine what happens)
me: I don't think we wanna know....
(everyone nods in agreement)
me: well, that's all for now! I hope you enjoyed this chapter! Please r&r!!! ^^