Chapter 3...

I still have a few ideas for this ficcy. Though I am running a little low on ideas on how to write jokes into this without going over board in silliness.

You know... I think its about time the blade breakers were actually given something to do other then make things worst. That's right, time for there first mission!

"31... 32...33... There, your gold is back in your hands." Kenny said as he handed a man his gold back after Kai had stolen it.

"There was 34 coins, not 33." The furious man said, sweat dripping from him.

Kenny thought for a moment and shifted his shoulders and put on a bold face, then took a deep breath and yelled, "Be lucky I gave you anything, I be tellin' ya never cross a dwarf, for I could just as easy be dipping my bread in yeh' blood!"

"Okay, okay, I'm sorry, I didn't mean lie, I'll be off." The man said running away terrified.

Kenny sighed and asked himself, "It felt kind of nice to push around someone else for change, to be the tough guy... Yet why do I feel guilty for it?"

The others sat in the inn, resting after Kai 's great gold thieving spree. Tyson was messing about with his sword, Rei was meditating, Max was napping, Kai was brooding... and yes... Grandpa was STILL singing to the now sick looking lady in the corner of the bar... And no... His singing still hadn't improved.

"I don't know if the villagers were nice to us because Tyson's paladin character had a high charisma, Kenny said he would cut everyone's head off or grandpa said he wrote a new song he wanted everyone to hear." Max said woefully.

"I think its funny Kenny is trying to act tough!" Tyson said.

"I don't... According to my states booklet here since I'm an elf I'm suppose to hate Dwarves. I hope I don't have to start an argument with him. Strange but it doesn't say why Dwarves and Elves hate each other in here..." Rei replied.

Max smiled and said, "My mum to used to tell me stories about Elves when I was little. I liked the one about this guy in a red suit that laughed 'hoho' who goes around giving people presents once a year'".

"Max! That's Santa Claus!" Kenny said as he entered the room.

"Oh..." Max said.

"Oh brother!" Kai muttered to himself.

"Well, correct me if I'm wrong, but aren't we suppose to find some mission to do or something by now?" Tyson asked.

"After what Kai did, I think the best thing to do is just leave and find another town... But saying that we would properly end of getting hated in there too." Kenny sighed.

There was a loud clang from the far corner of the room and moments later the young lady Grandpa had been singing to left the inn with her nose in the air. Then Grandpa wondered in front of everyone singing twinkle, twinkle little star before collapsing on the floor unconscious. Tyson went red in the face and covered it in shame with his hand, "If we get asked who Grandpa belongs with, just say he followed us home one day and hope they go away."

Suddenly just they began to fall into deep though (Except for Tyson who was trying to kill a spider that had crawlled down besides him with his sword) a man appeared before them taking them all by surprise.

"Ah, you must be the young travelers who are the talk of the town." The man said, Kenny quicker wrote down that a man who smelt of urine, had black teeth and heavy woven clothes talked to them... And the fact Tyson had knocked himself out whiling trying to kill the spider.

"What's it to you pal?" Kai said.

"Whoa, slow down Kai, I think you are trying to overact here." Rei said.

The man smiled and held out his hand as if asking them to shake it, "I was just wondering if you can do me a favour... I need some adventurers for a important mission..."