Sayonara, Bye-Bye!

Chapter 28

Hiei's Point Of View

" You ate a Spirit Candy!" Hina concluded.

" Spirit? Candy? What?" I asked, I hated my new voice. It was so girly.

" My poor son, you could stay in this form for a while." Hina sighed.

" At least we won't be, you know, anymore." Kurama laughed.

" Kurama! Shut up!" I yelled.

" Mother, what's a spirit candy?" Yukina asked.

" Are you all ready for a long explaination?" Hina asked.

Yusuke pulled out a large tub of popcorn. " I'm ready." He smiled.

" Doesn't matter if you are ready, I'm the one with the disability! How am I going to train for the tourament when my chest is at least ten times as large as it used to be!?" I growled.

" Anyway, here's what a Spirit Candy is." Hina said. " Back in Chapter 12 (I made a mistake!) Hiei ate a soft, pink, chewy candy. Correct?"

" Yes." I nodded.

" These candies are called Spirit Candy which help humans sustain and hide spirits that have possessed them. And to become Koenma's assistant, Marron needed to hide my presence."

" How did that change me into a girl?" I asked.

" Shut up and I'll finish." Hina complained.

" Alright." I sighed.

" Because females can be possessed by males, and vise versa, that is usually the case so in each candy is a female or male allele that keeps the human's gender from switching, it usually happens when sustaining opposite sex spirits. Marron, being a female had no other choice but to use the female allele carrying Spirit Candy. Being as nosy and curious as you are Hiei, you tried the candy and thus giving you the punishment of turning into a woman." Hina smiled.

The room was filled with silence. I stared at my mother.

" I can't believe this!!!!" I yelled, pulling at my long black hair.

" It's okay. Being a woman is nice." Botan smiled.

" Only because you're doomed to spend your life as one!" I growled.

" You treat it like it's a disease." Shizuru sighed.

" It is!!" I paniced. " I don't want to be a girl!" I cried, running into my room.

" I'll go talk to him." Kurama sighed, walking into my room.

" Go away!" I yelled, glaring at him.

" Hiei, this isn't you talking."

" Of course it isn't! I don't sound like Hiei, I sound like a girl."

" You're being childish again. Maybe you could turn this into something good."

" Oh yeah, I love wearing make-up and high heels and strutting around in dressed in pink." I said, making faces.

" Oh my gosh, Hiei, you're being stereotypical. You can still be a boy, just in a girl's body."

" But I LOOK like a girl. That's my problem." I whined.

" Well, deal with it. You're going to stay like that for a while." Kurama shrugged.

" You're so supporitive." I said sarcastically.

" Come on, let's go train for the tournament." Kurama smiled.

" Oh alright, just let me change." I sighed. I just put on my black robe with the white neck scarf without the pants. I kept my hair out of my face by twisting it into a bun with a dull dagger. It have to admit, it was kind of fun dressing up, I felt sort of pretty.

" Wow Hiei! You look hot!" Kuwabara whistled. I blushed.

" Shut up!" I yelled. We had decided to train up in Enma's castle. Enma enjoyed our presence in the castle so he always let us train in a room especally built for us, with training equipment and weapons.

" Don't toy with him Kuwabara. He's strong enough as it is, and now he's upset." Kurama warned.

" Oh as if. I don't fight girls." Kuwabara laughed. " But seriously, I don't fight girls, it's against my code."

" I'm not a girl Kuwabara. I'm the same old Hiei, just alot better looking then you." I said, withdrawing my katana.

" Oh, so you think you're better looking then me now!?" Kuwabara yelled. " I guess you're right, you aren't a girl so I'll be glad to beat you."

" Keep wishing on a star Kuwabara." I teased.

" That's it!" Kuwabara said, charging at me with his spirit sword. I ran my sword into his and were deadlocked between swords. This was now, just a test of who's sword was stronger. Kuwabara quickly poured all of his energy into his sword and broke my katana in half.

" Ha! You're beaten!" Kuwabara laughed.

" My sword is, but not me." I said, running up to him and kneeing him in the chin and kicking him into the air. I jumped up quickly, spun and jetted him into the stone wall.

" That will teach you to keep your mouth shut." I boasted, turning around as I finished the round.

" Jerk." Kuwabara grumbled.

" When will it end?" Yukina sighed. " Those two are either fighting because they clash or for my attention."

" Kuwabara is doing it for attention, Hiei is doing it because Kuwabara challenges him." Kurama informed.

" Is Hiei always like this?" Hina asked.

" Always boastful and confident." Kurama smiled.

" What a dork." Hina sighed.

" Hiei just needs help on how to act properly." Yukina said.

" And a definate lesson in fashion." Botan said, shaking her head in dissapointment.

A/N: Kuwabara and Hiei just don't mix. Just like in the show. Kurama definately wasn't himself in the last chapter with the breast thing and honestly, Hiei wasn't himself in this chapter. (If you catch my drift.) We got a little taste of the training. Part 5 will be coming up soon, probably in the next two chapters. Hiei will still be a woman for the tournament and believe me, it will bring some laughs. I also have a surprise somebody in the tournament, not really a surprise but she's actually quite a good fighter once you see what I have in store for her when it comes to weapons. It's not Hiei though. Anyway, keep reading and enjoy!

Love Paisley