"hay every one lotus eater here. Guess what? I don't own FLCL or any of the characters and I never will! How about them apples! With all that said and done enjoy"
You all know the story of FLCL right? I mean you gotta, or why else would you be reading this. Any way its obvious (if you know the story) that Haruko had to have gone to other planets… so what the hell happened to them!?
…it's a mystery, even I the great author of this FanFic do not know all the stories
But I do know one (and It just so happens to be the best)
She came… she saw… she hit people with stuff, and at that point I knew my calling. Sure she was weird but it was amazing. The way it looked flying through the air, the sound it made when it hit a complete strangers skull, it was like poetry… and I wanted it all to myself!
She wanted stuff to come out of peoples heads… but it didn't, nothing happened… so she left, I guess it was only natural. I never saw it again, that thing that she swung around, I never again heard the "HAA! SWISH! CRACK!". not until I decided to make one of my own, 10 years 4000 tries 16000 concussions, not a single success. Then I realized the problem, it was so obvious THIS IS AN ANIME! If I wanna make an ultimate weapon I cant start numbering the experiments starting at one. that's when I made the No.Zero. The name was the deciding factor all along, after that the mechanics of it all fell into place, along with a nifty paint job and some fine tuning, I was set! But what to do with it?
It was clear to all that saw it that it was the perfect instrument for cranial injuries, but what was the real test. The test to prove I had surpassed the woman that had come ten years ago. I had to find her and make something come out of her head (and for all of you out their who understood the true meaning behind FLCL I leave this character completely non-gender specific SO THERE!)
Leaving my home planet (I realize) would be a real pain so I had no choice but to make her come to me, I had devised a way to make her come back to the planet obtuse and confront me in battle, I had to show her my master craftsmanship and skill, and prove to my self I wasn't just a lonely drifter looking for cheap thrills in the theater of pain. I spread a rumor that her goal Atomask, was here, and only I knew how to find him…
… that didn't work at all, it was then I swallowed my pride and earned enough money for a space ship. I was twenty three years old, I had no family and I was lugging around the most dangerous device known to mankind. There was only one place for me to go…
…earth!
(to every one who liked this, your replies will determine weather or not there will be more.. Thank you)
You all know the story of FLCL right? I mean you gotta, or why else would you be reading this. Any way its obvious (if you know the story) that Haruko had to have gone to other planets… so what the hell happened to them!?
…it's a mystery, even I the great author of this FanFic do not know all the stories
But I do know one (and It just so happens to be the best)
She came… she saw… she hit people with stuff, and at that point I knew my calling. Sure she was weird but it was amazing. The way it looked flying through the air, the sound it made when it hit a complete strangers skull, it was like poetry… and I wanted it all to myself!
She wanted stuff to come out of peoples heads… but it didn't, nothing happened… so she left, I guess it was only natural. I never saw it again, that thing that she swung around, I never again heard the "HAA! SWISH! CRACK!". not until I decided to make one of my own, 10 years 4000 tries 16000 concussions, not a single success. Then I realized the problem, it was so obvious THIS IS AN ANIME! If I wanna make an ultimate weapon I cant start numbering the experiments starting at one. that's when I made the No.Zero. The name was the deciding factor all along, after that the mechanics of it all fell into place, along with a nifty paint job and some fine tuning, I was set! But what to do with it?
It was clear to all that saw it that it was the perfect instrument for cranial injuries, but what was the real test. The test to prove I had surpassed the woman that had come ten years ago. I had to find her and make something come out of her head (and for all of you out their who understood the true meaning behind FLCL I leave this character completely non-gender specific SO THERE!)
Leaving my home planet (I realize) would be a real pain so I had no choice but to make her come to me, I had devised a way to make her come back to the planet obtuse and confront me in battle, I had to show her my master craftsmanship and skill, and prove to my self I wasn't just a lonely drifter looking for cheap thrills in the theater of pain. I spread a rumor that her goal Atomask, was here, and only I knew how to find him…
… that didn't work at all, it was then I swallowed my pride and earned enough money for a space ship. I was twenty three years old, I had no family and I was lugging around the most dangerous device known to mankind. There was only one place for me to go…
…earth!
(to every one who liked this, your replies will determine weather or not there will be more.. Thank you)