Hi! This is a fanfic co-written by me, Taira, as Suboshi, and Kouran as Miaka! Be warned: We're insane. Both of us. And we have a thing for torturing Suboshi. But this is fun for Suboshi fans too! After all, I'm a Suboshi fan! ^_^. So, anyway, here's the fic!
Disclaimer: We do not own Fushigi Yuugi. Yeah, this is a boring disclaimer, but I'm sick of trying to make them interesting!
MONTH OF TORTURE
::April 30::
Amiboshi: Hey, guess what, Shunkaku!
Suboshi: What, aniki?
Amiboshi: I signed you up for a survival exercise!
Suboshi: Really? What do I have to do?
Amiboshi: You have to live in the same cabin as Suzaku no Miko for a month!
Suboshi: ::freezes::
Amiboshi: C'mon, we have to go!
Suboshi: Noooooo, aniki! I don't waaaaant to!
Amiboshi: ::solemnly:: Shun, if you don't do it, I'll take bokyakuso again!
Suboshi: Fine.
::At the remote forest where the cabin is::
Taiitsukun: Hello, boys!
Amiboshi and Suboshi: AAAAAAH! HELP!
Taiitsukun: -_- Anyway. Do you want to know the rules or what?
Suboshi: ::braces himself:: Sure.
Taiitsukun: All right, now, I'm the main judge, but we need another judge... One who's not on a side, to visit once a week.
Amiboshi: I can do that!
Suboshi: Yessss!
Taiitsukun: And at the end of the month, you'll win a fabulous prize.
Suboshi: Yessss!
Taiitsukun: Also, you're allowed to bring weapons, but...
Suboshi: Yessss!
Taiitsukun: If you're not both alive by the end of the month, you don't get anything!
Suboshi: Awwwww.
Taiitsukun: Ready?
Suboshi: No.
Taiitsukun: Miaka! You can come in now!
Miaka: ::bounces in:: Hi, Suboshi! Isn't this gonna be great? We're gonna have SO much FUN!
Suboshi: HOLD ME, ANIKI!
Amiboshi: Sorry, I can't be on sides...
Suboshi: ::sniffle::
::Tamahome enters::
Tamahome: Hey! Guess what! Anyone can visit at any time, and you're not allowed to kill guests!
Suboshi: ::cloud of doom appears::
Taiitsukun: All right, you two! Here we go! ::opens the cabin door and shoves them in:: Bye! See you at the end of the month!
Amiboshi: ::waves:: Make friends with Suzaku no Miko, otouto!
Tamahome: Sayounara... Miaka!
Miaka: Tamahome!
Tamahome: Miaka!
Miaka: Tamahome!
Tamahome: Miaka!
Miaka: Tamahome!
Tamahome: Mia -
Taiitsukun: That's quite enough of that! ::closes the door::
Suboshi: I'm... gonna... die.
~~~
::May 1::
Miaka: ::wakes up reeeeeeally early:: HEY, SUBOSHI!
Suboshi: ::grunts::
Miaka: C'mon, let's wake up and have some FOOD! ::goes to cabinet::
Suboshi: It's too early to eat...
Miaka: It's NEVER too early to eat! ::opens the cabinet:: ::gasp of horror:: There's no food!
Suboshi: Oh great. Now we're gonna starve to death.
Miaka: Wait! There are ingredients in here! How about I make something?
Suboshi: ::hasn't been warned about Miaka's cooking:: Sure. Whatever. You do that.
Miaka: Let's make mashed potatoes!
Suboshi: ::still in bed:: For breakfast?!
Miaka: Yep! ::starts doing stuff in the kitchen::
Suboshi: ::rolls over and goes back to sleep::
::A while later::
Miaka: It's ready! Here you go! ::puts down two plates of... interesting- looking... things::
Suboshi: ::gets up sleepily::
(AN: Let it be known that according to KoK and I, Amiboshi and Suboshi both sleep with no shirts on *nodnod*)
Suboshi: ::takes a bite of Miaka's "mashed potatoes":: ::gags:: Hey, I thought we both had to be alive by the end of the month!
Miaka: We do!
Suboshi: What's this stuff for, then?
Miaka: ::tears:: You don't... like it?
Suboshi: No, it's just... uh... tastes horrible beyond human knowledge.
Miaka: I see that the concept of "tact" is something that we will have to work on.
Suboshi: Right, right.
~~~
Suboshi: So, what do you want to do?
Miaka: ::thinks:: I know! Let's invite Tamahome! ::grabs Suboshi and starts writing "TAMAHOME COME OVER HERE" on his arm::
Suboshi: Why you... ::raises ryuuseisui::
Miaka: Uh-uh-uh! We both gotta be alive, remember?
Suboshi: ::sulks and starts daydreaming::
Suboshi's Daydream!
Miaka: Oh, please Suboshi! Spare me! Don't impale me on your ryuuseisuiiii...
Suboshi: That's not good enough!
Tamahome: We'll worship you forever! ::bows down:: All hail King Suboshi!
Miaka: Long live King Suboshi! Long live King Suboshi!
Suboshi: It's no good, I'm going to kill you anyway!
Nakago: Here, Suboshi, you can have Yui. I will throw myself at your feet with those who were once my enemies. But we are now united in the worshipping of your Highness.
Yui: Oh, Suboshi! ::starts kissing him:: I love you!
Suboshi: I love you too, Yui-sama!
::Daydream is suddenly interrupted::
Miaka: Hey, Suboshi! What're you thinking about?
Suboshi: Darn you! It was just getting to the best part! ::sigh:: Yui- samaaaaa...
Miaka: ::hyperly:: Wow! You're in love with Yui-chan? Awwww, you'd make the CUTEST couple EVER!
Suboshi: -_-
Miaka: So, what were you thinking about anyway?
Suboshi: I can't tell you.
Miaka: Why not?
Suboshi: Because we have to be alive by the end of the month.
~~~
Tamahome: The needed one HAS ARRIVED!
Miaka: Tamahome!
Tamahome: Miaka!
Miaka: Tamahome!
Tamahome: Miaka!
Miaka: Tamahome!
Tamahome: Miaka!
Miaka: Tamahome!
Tamahome: Miaka!
Miaka: Tamahome!
Tamahome: Mia - hey, where's yo-yo boy?
Suboshi: Who're you calling yo-yo boy... obake-chan?
Tamahome: ::GLARES:: What... did you say?
Suboshi: You heard me perfectly well... Tama-boy.
Tamahome: You're so dead.
Suboshi: Oh no you don't! You'll get in major trouble with Taiitsukun if you kill either of us before the month is up! ::grins::
Tamahome: ::glaaaaares:: Well, at least Yui's in LOVE with me, huh Suboshi?
Suboshi: You are going to die when I get out of here.
Tamahome: ::smirks:: Miaka, isn't there any privacy here?
Miaka: Yeah, come on into my bedroom, Tamahome!
Suboshi: ::raises an eyebrow::
Tamahome: Oh, shut up.
~~~
::An hour later - Tamahome and Miaka still have not emerged::
Suboshi: ::pulls out a pen and starts to doodle on his arm::
::Amiboshi's writing appears: Stop that. People will think I'm as weird as you are.::
Suboshi: ::siiiiiiiigh::
~~~
::Another hour later::
Miaka: Oh, Tamahome, do you really have to go?
Tamahome: I'll be back... Miaka.
Miaka: Tamahome!
Tamahome: Miaka!
Miaka: Tamahome!
Tamahome: Miaka!
Miaka: Tamahome!
Tamahome: Miaka!
Miaka: Tama - ::Amiboshi pulls Tamahome out of the cabin, waves to Suboshi, and shuts the door::
Miaka: ::sob:: He's goooooooooooone!
Suboshi: ::rolls eyes and settles down to daydream some more::
~~~
::At night::
Miaka: Gee, Suboshi, wasn't that a great dinner?
Suboshi: ::mutters::
Miaka: Time to go to sleep!
Suboshi: Okay... ::goes into the bedroom they share::
Miaka: ::gets into her bed and takes out a a blue teddy bear with a ponytail:: Oh, Tamahome... ::squeezes it::
Teddy Bear: Miaka...
Miaka: Tamahome... ::squeezes bear again::
Teddy Bear: Miaka...
Suboshi: What the heck?
Miaka: Tamahome gave it to me! It's a recording of his voice that plays if you press here! Tamahome... ::squeezes bear::
Teddy Bear: Miaka...
Suboshi: ::takes the bear:: I'll never get any sleep with that going on...
Miaka: ::pouts:: Fine.
~~~
All right! End of first chapter! Do ya like it? Do ya want more? We'll have one chapter per day, all right? Please review!
~Taira and Kouran
Disclaimer: We do not own Fushigi Yuugi. Yeah, this is a boring disclaimer, but I'm sick of trying to make them interesting!
MONTH OF TORTURE
::April 30::
Amiboshi: Hey, guess what, Shunkaku!
Suboshi: What, aniki?
Amiboshi: I signed you up for a survival exercise!
Suboshi: Really? What do I have to do?
Amiboshi: You have to live in the same cabin as Suzaku no Miko for a month!
Suboshi: ::freezes::
Amiboshi: C'mon, we have to go!
Suboshi: Noooooo, aniki! I don't waaaaant to!
Amiboshi: ::solemnly:: Shun, if you don't do it, I'll take bokyakuso again!
Suboshi: Fine.
::At the remote forest where the cabin is::
Taiitsukun: Hello, boys!
Amiboshi and Suboshi: AAAAAAH! HELP!
Taiitsukun: -_- Anyway. Do you want to know the rules or what?
Suboshi: ::braces himself:: Sure.
Taiitsukun: All right, now, I'm the main judge, but we need another judge... One who's not on a side, to visit once a week.
Amiboshi: I can do that!
Suboshi: Yessss!
Taiitsukun: And at the end of the month, you'll win a fabulous prize.
Suboshi: Yessss!
Taiitsukun: Also, you're allowed to bring weapons, but...
Suboshi: Yessss!
Taiitsukun: If you're not both alive by the end of the month, you don't get anything!
Suboshi: Awwwww.
Taiitsukun: Ready?
Suboshi: No.
Taiitsukun: Miaka! You can come in now!
Miaka: ::bounces in:: Hi, Suboshi! Isn't this gonna be great? We're gonna have SO much FUN!
Suboshi: HOLD ME, ANIKI!
Amiboshi: Sorry, I can't be on sides...
Suboshi: ::sniffle::
::Tamahome enters::
Tamahome: Hey! Guess what! Anyone can visit at any time, and you're not allowed to kill guests!
Suboshi: ::cloud of doom appears::
Taiitsukun: All right, you two! Here we go! ::opens the cabin door and shoves them in:: Bye! See you at the end of the month!
Amiboshi: ::waves:: Make friends with Suzaku no Miko, otouto!
Tamahome: Sayounara... Miaka!
Miaka: Tamahome!
Tamahome: Miaka!
Miaka: Tamahome!
Tamahome: Miaka!
Miaka: Tamahome!
Tamahome: Mia -
Taiitsukun: That's quite enough of that! ::closes the door::
Suboshi: I'm... gonna... die.
~~~
::May 1::
Miaka: ::wakes up reeeeeeally early:: HEY, SUBOSHI!
Suboshi: ::grunts::
Miaka: C'mon, let's wake up and have some FOOD! ::goes to cabinet::
Suboshi: It's too early to eat...
Miaka: It's NEVER too early to eat! ::opens the cabinet:: ::gasp of horror:: There's no food!
Suboshi: Oh great. Now we're gonna starve to death.
Miaka: Wait! There are ingredients in here! How about I make something?
Suboshi: ::hasn't been warned about Miaka's cooking:: Sure. Whatever. You do that.
Miaka: Let's make mashed potatoes!
Suboshi: ::still in bed:: For breakfast?!
Miaka: Yep! ::starts doing stuff in the kitchen::
Suboshi: ::rolls over and goes back to sleep::
::A while later::
Miaka: It's ready! Here you go! ::puts down two plates of... interesting- looking... things::
Suboshi: ::gets up sleepily::
(AN: Let it be known that according to KoK and I, Amiboshi and Suboshi both sleep with no shirts on *nodnod*)
Suboshi: ::takes a bite of Miaka's "mashed potatoes":: ::gags:: Hey, I thought we both had to be alive by the end of the month!
Miaka: We do!
Suboshi: What's this stuff for, then?
Miaka: ::tears:: You don't... like it?
Suboshi: No, it's just... uh... tastes horrible beyond human knowledge.
Miaka: I see that the concept of "tact" is something that we will have to work on.
Suboshi: Right, right.
~~~
Suboshi: So, what do you want to do?
Miaka: ::thinks:: I know! Let's invite Tamahome! ::grabs Suboshi and starts writing "TAMAHOME COME OVER HERE" on his arm::
Suboshi: Why you... ::raises ryuuseisui::
Miaka: Uh-uh-uh! We both gotta be alive, remember?
Suboshi: ::sulks and starts daydreaming::
Suboshi's Daydream!
Miaka: Oh, please Suboshi! Spare me! Don't impale me on your ryuuseisuiiii...
Suboshi: That's not good enough!
Tamahome: We'll worship you forever! ::bows down:: All hail King Suboshi!
Miaka: Long live King Suboshi! Long live King Suboshi!
Suboshi: It's no good, I'm going to kill you anyway!
Nakago: Here, Suboshi, you can have Yui. I will throw myself at your feet with those who were once my enemies. But we are now united in the worshipping of your Highness.
Yui: Oh, Suboshi! ::starts kissing him:: I love you!
Suboshi: I love you too, Yui-sama!
::Daydream is suddenly interrupted::
Miaka: Hey, Suboshi! What're you thinking about?
Suboshi: Darn you! It was just getting to the best part! ::sigh:: Yui- samaaaaa...
Miaka: ::hyperly:: Wow! You're in love with Yui-chan? Awwww, you'd make the CUTEST couple EVER!
Suboshi: -_-
Miaka: So, what were you thinking about anyway?
Suboshi: I can't tell you.
Miaka: Why not?
Suboshi: Because we have to be alive by the end of the month.
~~~
Tamahome: The needed one HAS ARRIVED!
Miaka: Tamahome!
Tamahome: Miaka!
Miaka: Tamahome!
Tamahome: Miaka!
Miaka: Tamahome!
Tamahome: Miaka!
Miaka: Tamahome!
Tamahome: Miaka!
Miaka: Tamahome!
Tamahome: Mia - hey, where's yo-yo boy?
Suboshi: Who're you calling yo-yo boy... obake-chan?
Tamahome: ::GLARES:: What... did you say?
Suboshi: You heard me perfectly well... Tama-boy.
Tamahome: You're so dead.
Suboshi: Oh no you don't! You'll get in major trouble with Taiitsukun if you kill either of us before the month is up! ::grins::
Tamahome: ::glaaaaares:: Well, at least Yui's in LOVE with me, huh Suboshi?
Suboshi: You are going to die when I get out of here.
Tamahome: ::smirks:: Miaka, isn't there any privacy here?
Miaka: Yeah, come on into my bedroom, Tamahome!
Suboshi: ::raises an eyebrow::
Tamahome: Oh, shut up.
~~~
::An hour later - Tamahome and Miaka still have not emerged::
Suboshi: ::pulls out a pen and starts to doodle on his arm::
::Amiboshi's writing appears: Stop that. People will think I'm as weird as you are.::
Suboshi: ::siiiiiiiigh::
~~~
::Another hour later::
Miaka: Oh, Tamahome, do you really have to go?
Tamahome: I'll be back... Miaka.
Miaka: Tamahome!
Tamahome: Miaka!
Miaka: Tamahome!
Tamahome: Miaka!
Miaka: Tamahome!
Tamahome: Miaka!
Miaka: Tama - ::Amiboshi pulls Tamahome out of the cabin, waves to Suboshi, and shuts the door::
Miaka: ::sob:: He's goooooooooooone!
Suboshi: ::rolls eyes and settles down to daydream some more::
~~~
::At night::
Miaka: Gee, Suboshi, wasn't that a great dinner?
Suboshi: ::mutters::
Miaka: Time to go to sleep!
Suboshi: Okay... ::goes into the bedroom they share::
Miaka: ::gets into her bed and takes out a a blue teddy bear with a ponytail:: Oh, Tamahome... ::squeezes it::
Teddy Bear: Miaka...
Miaka: Tamahome... ::squeezes bear again::
Teddy Bear: Miaka...
Suboshi: What the heck?
Miaka: Tamahome gave it to me! It's a recording of his voice that plays if you press here! Tamahome... ::squeezes bear::
Teddy Bear: Miaka...
Suboshi: ::takes the bear:: I'll never get any sleep with that going on...
Miaka: ::pouts:: Fine.
~~~
All right! End of first chapter! Do ya like it? Do ya want more? We'll have one chapter per day, all right? Please review!
~Taira and Kouran