We're back! Boy, we're having fun today... We only posted the first chapter a few minutes ago ^_^. Anyway, here's the second one!
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::May 2::
Miaka: ::waking up at 1:00 AM:: MIDNIGHT SNACK! ::opens the cabinet:: Oh, that's right... there's no food!
Tamahome: ::tapping on the window:: Psst! Miaka!
Miaka: Tamahome!
Tamahome: Miaka!
Miaka: Tamahome!
Tamahome: Miaka!
::Authoress gets lynched because the stupid Miaka - Tamahome thing is getting so annoying::
Tamahome: I brought you some food! Just for you! Not that murdering overprotective bakayarou you've got in there with you!
Miaka: AAAAAH! FOOD! TAMAHOME! WO AI NI! AISHITERU! DAISUKI! ARIGATOU GOZAIMASU! ::tries to glomp him through the window and runs into the glass::
Tamahome: ::rolls eyes:: Open the window, Miaka-chan!
Miaka: ::sweatdrop:: Oh, right... ::opens it::
Tamahome: ::hands over some food::
Miaka: I love you forever, Tamahome!
Tamahome: You too, Miaka!
::Lovey-dovey scene that no one wants to see::
Suboshi: ::walks out in his "pajamas" (eheheheh):: Oi! Obake-chan!
Tamahome: ::glareglare:: What?
Suboshi: LOOK! IT'S A SUNAKAKE BABAA! ::points behind Tamahome::
Tamahome: What? ::turns around and sees Taiitsukun:: AAAAAAAAAAAAAH! SAND- THROWING OLD HAG!
Taiitsukun: Tamahome! You're not supposed to be here! ::drags him off::
Miaka: ::sigh:: Tamahome... ::squeezes her bear::
::This repeats a few times::
Suboshi: I'm going back to sleep...
~~~
::In the morning::
Miaka: Breakfast time, Suboshi!
Suboshi: ::has been daydreaming again:: What did you say, slave - I mean, Miaka?
Miaka: Breakfast time!
Suboshi: ::gets up quickly:: How about I make breakfast, Miaka?
Miaka: Okay!
Suboshi: ::sets to work in the kitchen and comes out with pancakes, eggs and bacon because he can actually COOK::
Miaka: Yum! Thanks, Suboshi! ::digs in:: ::finishes eating a few seconds later:: ::points to Suboshi's plate:: Yuh gnn ee thuh?
(Translation: You gonna eat that?)
Suboshi: YES! ::starts eating::
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Suboshi: Hey, Miaka! Do you have a pen?
Miaka: Sure! ::tosses him one::
Suboshi: ::writes on his arm: Help me, Miaka's cooking is horrible, we're both gonna die of food poisoning, help, aniki!::
::Writing appears: Sorry. I can't come until the 8th. And then not again until the 15th.::
Suboshi: Nooooooo! Aniki!
Miaka: Whatsa matter, Subo?
Suboshi: Don't call me that, Mibaka.
Miaka: Fine. Whatsa matter, Suboshi?
Suboshi: Um, I'm stuck here with you.
Miaka: ...Fine! Be that way!
Suboshi: I will, thank you.
Miaka: You're meeeeeeeeean, Suboshiiiiii!
Suboshi: Hey, that rhymes! Sort of.
Miaka: Yeah, "Suboshi" rhymes with "ryuuseisui" too... Does my name rhyme with anything that suits me?
Suboshi: Baka?
Miaka: NO!
Suboshi: Fine, fine, but you asked for it!
Miaka: Well... ::grins:: Give me that arm ::grabs arm and writes "Hey Amiboshi can you think of something that rhymes with Miaka besides 'baka'?"::
::Writing appears: Kirei...::
Suboshi: ::grabs his arm back from Miaka and writes: Aniki, "kirei" does NOT rhyme with Miaka! Now, Yui-sama on the other hand...::
::Angry writing appears: Yeah, well, you know what rhymes with Yui-sama? Tama!::
Suboshi: ::writes back: Well, you know what rhymes with "aniki"? Freaky!::
::Miaka writes: Amiboshi's not freaky! He's nice and kind and sweet!::
::Writing appears: Miiiiiiaaaaakaaaa...::
Miaka: ::writes: Amiboshi...::
::Amiboshi writes: Miaka...::
Miaka: ::writes: Amiboshi...::
::Writing appears from Tamahome: Miaka! Why are you doing the name thing with some other guy?!!!::
Suboshi: That's it, my arm is turning into a soap opera! ::pulls down the sleeve firmly::
Miaka: Awwwww.
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Miaka: ::bounces around singing:: Still love you! Arashi no ato! Aoi sora ga! Kanarazu hirogaru!
Suboshi: That's really annoying, Mi-baka.
Miaka: ::glares:: ::sings louder:: BROKEN HEART! DAKARA IMA WA! KONO KANASHIMI NI! TACHIMUKATTE YUKU!
Suboshi: ::glares back and starts sing "Never Get Away":: KANOJO NO KOKORO WO ZUTAZUTA NI SHITA! YATSU WA KONO ORE GA YURUSANAI!
Miaka: ::getting annoyed:: ONAJI HITO SUKI NI NARU NANTE!
Suboshi: NEVER GET AWAY! ME WO HAZURASU NA!
Miaka: SETSUNASUGIRU UNMEI!
Suboshi: NEVER GET AWAY FOR... this is getting ridiculous.
Miaka: ::happily:: Nani ga ichiban daiji na koto ka...
Suboshi: Miaka, stop singing.
Miaka: Kokoro ga...
Suboshi: Miaka!
Miaka: ...Toikaketekuru...
Suboshi: MIAKA!
Miaka: Ai to yuujou...
Suboshi: ::bangs his head against the wall:: SHUT UP!
Miaka: ...Kuraberarenai...
Suboshi: ::screams, covers his ears, and runs into the next room::
Miaka: ::gets louder:: WATASHI NO NAKA DE WA HITOTSU IKITEKU HIKARI! ::bows:: Thank you, thank you! Oh really, you're too kind!
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Tamahome: ::bangs on the door:: Miaka! I know you're in there!
Miaka: ::opens the door:: Tamahome!
Tamahome: Miaka!
Miaka: ::sees Amiboshi being held by the collar next to Tamahome:: Amibo - I mean, Tamahome!
Tamahome and Amiboshi: Miaka!
Miaka: Amihome! Wait! I mean, Tamaboshi! Wait, no... Amitama! No, that's not it... Boshihome!
Suboshi: ANIKI! ::runs and hugs Amiboshi, sobbing traumatized-ly:: Aniki, aniki, get me out of here!
Amiboshi: It's for your own good, otouto!
Suboshi: Wait... why are you here, anyway? You said you wouldn't be here until the 8th!
Amiboshi: Well, yeah, but there was a romantic problem... ::pulls up sleeve::
Suboshi: Ah, yes... that.
Tamahome: YES, Miaka... THAT!
Miaka: ::shrinks back:: Tamiboshihome?
Tamahome: Miaka, why were you doing the name thing with another guy?
Miaka: Because he's my friend!
Tamahome: Miaka, the name thing was a sign of our eternal love! I have a patent on the name thing!
Miaka: You DO?
Tamahome: Uh, yeah.
Miaka: Wow, you never told me that!
Tamahome: ANYWAY!
Miaka: Sorry, Tamahome, but whenever anyone says my name at the end of a sentence, it's just habit to do the name thing!
Tamahome: ::sigh:: Fine, I'll forgive. C'mon, Amiboshi, we're not supposed to be here.
Amiboshi: Okay. Shunkaku, let go of me.
Suboshi: ::shakes head furiously::
Amiboshi: Shunkaku! Do you want the sand-throwing old hag to come up here and get us in trouble?
Suboshi: No! Not her! ::lets go::
Amiboshi: Bye...
Tamahome: Sayounara...
Both: Miaka...
Miaka: Bye, Amihometama! I mean, Tamahomiboshi! I mean... ::stops and looks confused::
~~~
::At night::
Miaka: ::pulls out her blue bear and a blondish-green bear with a flute:: ::turns to the blue one:: Tamahome... ::squeezes it::
Tamahome Bear: Miaka...
Miaka: ::turns to her other bear:: Amiboshi... ::squeezes it::
Amiboshi Bear: Miaka...
Miaka: ::turns back to her Tamahome bear:: Tamahome...
::squeezes it::
Tamahome Bear: Miaka...
Suboshi: ::groans:: Not again...
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There! That's two chapters in one day! Whoaaaaaaa... We gotta write as much as we can before I have to leave Kouran's house! ^_^. She actually was squeezing a teddy bear for a lot of that, and going "Tamahome... Amiboshi..." and stuff, but the bear didn't say anything... sadly. For her, at least. All right, well, review and keep reading Month of Torture!
~Taira and Kouran
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::May 2::
Miaka: ::waking up at 1:00 AM:: MIDNIGHT SNACK! ::opens the cabinet:: Oh, that's right... there's no food!
Tamahome: ::tapping on the window:: Psst! Miaka!
Miaka: Tamahome!
Tamahome: Miaka!
Miaka: Tamahome!
Tamahome: Miaka!
::Authoress gets lynched because the stupid Miaka - Tamahome thing is getting so annoying::
Tamahome: I brought you some food! Just for you! Not that murdering overprotective bakayarou you've got in there with you!
Miaka: AAAAAH! FOOD! TAMAHOME! WO AI NI! AISHITERU! DAISUKI! ARIGATOU GOZAIMASU! ::tries to glomp him through the window and runs into the glass::
Tamahome: ::rolls eyes:: Open the window, Miaka-chan!
Miaka: ::sweatdrop:: Oh, right... ::opens it::
Tamahome: ::hands over some food::
Miaka: I love you forever, Tamahome!
Tamahome: You too, Miaka!
::Lovey-dovey scene that no one wants to see::
Suboshi: ::walks out in his "pajamas" (eheheheh):: Oi! Obake-chan!
Tamahome: ::glareglare:: What?
Suboshi: LOOK! IT'S A SUNAKAKE BABAA! ::points behind Tamahome::
Tamahome: What? ::turns around and sees Taiitsukun:: AAAAAAAAAAAAAH! SAND- THROWING OLD HAG!
Taiitsukun: Tamahome! You're not supposed to be here! ::drags him off::
Miaka: ::sigh:: Tamahome... ::squeezes her bear::
::This repeats a few times::
Suboshi: I'm going back to sleep...
~~~
::In the morning::
Miaka: Breakfast time, Suboshi!
Suboshi: ::has been daydreaming again:: What did you say, slave - I mean, Miaka?
Miaka: Breakfast time!
Suboshi: ::gets up quickly:: How about I make breakfast, Miaka?
Miaka: Okay!
Suboshi: ::sets to work in the kitchen and comes out with pancakes, eggs and bacon because he can actually COOK::
Miaka: Yum! Thanks, Suboshi! ::digs in:: ::finishes eating a few seconds later:: ::points to Suboshi's plate:: Yuh gnn ee thuh?
(Translation: You gonna eat that?)
Suboshi: YES! ::starts eating::
~~~
Suboshi: Hey, Miaka! Do you have a pen?
Miaka: Sure! ::tosses him one::
Suboshi: ::writes on his arm: Help me, Miaka's cooking is horrible, we're both gonna die of food poisoning, help, aniki!::
::Writing appears: Sorry. I can't come until the 8th. And then not again until the 15th.::
Suboshi: Nooooooo! Aniki!
Miaka: Whatsa matter, Subo?
Suboshi: Don't call me that, Mibaka.
Miaka: Fine. Whatsa matter, Suboshi?
Suboshi: Um, I'm stuck here with you.
Miaka: ...Fine! Be that way!
Suboshi: I will, thank you.
Miaka: You're meeeeeeeeean, Suboshiiiiii!
Suboshi: Hey, that rhymes! Sort of.
Miaka: Yeah, "Suboshi" rhymes with "ryuuseisui" too... Does my name rhyme with anything that suits me?
Suboshi: Baka?
Miaka: NO!
Suboshi: Fine, fine, but you asked for it!
Miaka: Well... ::grins:: Give me that arm ::grabs arm and writes "Hey Amiboshi can you think of something that rhymes with Miaka besides 'baka'?"::
::Writing appears: Kirei...::
Suboshi: ::grabs his arm back from Miaka and writes: Aniki, "kirei" does NOT rhyme with Miaka! Now, Yui-sama on the other hand...::
::Angry writing appears: Yeah, well, you know what rhymes with Yui-sama? Tama!::
Suboshi: ::writes back: Well, you know what rhymes with "aniki"? Freaky!::
::Miaka writes: Amiboshi's not freaky! He's nice and kind and sweet!::
::Writing appears: Miiiiiiaaaaakaaaa...::
Miaka: ::writes: Amiboshi...::
::Amiboshi writes: Miaka...::
Miaka: ::writes: Amiboshi...::
::Writing appears from Tamahome: Miaka! Why are you doing the name thing with some other guy?!!!::
Suboshi: That's it, my arm is turning into a soap opera! ::pulls down the sleeve firmly::
Miaka: Awwwww.
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Miaka: ::bounces around singing:: Still love you! Arashi no ato! Aoi sora ga! Kanarazu hirogaru!
Suboshi: That's really annoying, Mi-baka.
Miaka: ::glares:: ::sings louder:: BROKEN HEART! DAKARA IMA WA! KONO KANASHIMI NI! TACHIMUKATTE YUKU!
Suboshi: ::glares back and starts sing "Never Get Away":: KANOJO NO KOKORO WO ZUTAZUTA NI SHITA! YATSU WA KONO ORE GA YURUSANAI!
Miaka: ::getting annoyed:: ONAJI HITO SUKI NI NARU NANTE!
Suboshi: NEVER GET AWAY! ME WO HAZURASU NA!
Miaka: SETSUNASUGIRU UNMEI!
Suboshi: NEVER GET AWAY FOR... this is getting ridiculous.
Miaka: ::happily:: Nani ga ichiban daiji na koto ka...
Suboshi: Miaka, stop singing.
Miaka: Kokoro ga...
Suboshi: Miaka!
Miaka: ...Toikaketekuru...
Suboshi: MIAKA!
Miaka: Ai to yuujou...
Suboshi: ::bangs his head against the wall:: SHUT UP!
Miaka: ...Kuraberarenai...
Suboshi: ::screams, covers his ears, and runs into the next room::
Miaka: ::gets louder:: WATASHI NO NAKA DE WA HITOTSU IKITEKU HIKARI! ::bows:: Thank you, thank you! Oh really, you're too kind!
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Tamahome: ::bangs on the door:: Miaka! I know you're in there!
Miaka: ::opens the door:: Tamahome!
Tamahome: Miaka!
Miaka: ::sees Amiboshi being held by the collar next to Tamahome:: Amibo - I mean, Tamahome!
Tamahome and Amiboshi: Miaka!
Miaka: Amihome! Wait! I mean, Tamaboshi! Wait, no... Amitama! No, that's not it... Boshihome!
Suboshi: ANIKI! ::runs and hugs Amiboshi, sobbing traumatized-ly:: Aniki, aniki, get me out of here!
Amiboshi: It's for your own good, otouto!
Suboshi: Wait... why are you here, anyway? You said you wouldn't be here until the 8th!
Amiboshi: Well, yeah, but there was a romantic problem... ::pulls up sleeve::
Suboshi: Ah, yes... that.
Tamahome: YES, Miaka... THAT!
Miaka: ::shrinks back:: Tamiboshihome?
Tamahome: Miaka, why were you doing the name thing with another guy?
Miaka: Because he's my friend!
Tamahome: Miaka, the name thing was a sign of our eternal love! I have a patent on the name thing!
Miaka: You DO?
Tamahome: Uh, yeah.
Miaka: Wow, you never told me that!
Tamahome: ANYWAY!
Miaka: Sorry, Tamahome, but whenever anyone says my name at the end of a sentence, it's just habit to do the name thing!
Tamahome: ::sigh:: Fine, I'll forgive. C'mon, Amiboshi, we're not supposed to be here.
Amiboshi: Okay. Shunkaku, let go of me.
Suboshi: ::shakes head furiously::
Amiboshi: Shunkaku! Do you want the sand-throwing old hag to come up here and get us in trouble?
Suboshi: No! Not her! ::lets go::
Amiboshi: Bye...
Tamahome: Sayounara...
Both: Miaka...
Miaka: Bye, Amihometama! I mean, Tamahomiboshi! I mean... ::stops and looks confused::
~~~
::At night::
Miaka: ::pulls out her blue bear and a blondish-green bear with a flute:: ::turns to the blue one:: Tamahome... ::squeezes it::
Tamahome Bear: Miaka...
Miaka: ::turns to her other bear:: Amiboshi... ::squeezes it::
Amiboshi Bear: Miaka...
Miaka: ::turns back to her Tamahome bear:: Tamahome...
::squeezes it::
Tamahome Bear: Miaka...
Suboshi: ::groans:: Not again...
~~~
There! That's two chapters in one day! Whoaaaaaaa... We gotta write as much as we can before I have to leave Kouran's house! ^_^. She actually was squeezing a teddy bear for a lot of that, and going "Tamahome... Amiboshi..." and stuff, but the bear didn't say anything... sadly. For her, at least. All right, well, review and keep reading Month of Torture!
~Taira and Kouran