And we're back! Boy, it's been a while, huh? Kouran and I haven't been able
to get together until today. Wee can't wait a second longer so let's get
down to MONTH OF TORTURE!
~~~
::May 3::
::Late at night - er, early in the morning, about 2:00::
Miaka's Dream!
Tamahome: ::holding out a large delicious filet mignon:: Miiiiiaaaakkkkaaaa.. Come here, Miaka..... We'll have a nice cuddle and you can have this steak alllllllll to yourself...
Miaka: ::drools:: Ta-ma-ho-meeeeee... I LOVE YOUUUU! ::starts running towards him::
::Tenkou suddenly appears, really huge, and picks Tamahome up in his fist::
Tenkou: DIIIIIIEEEEE!!!
::Back in reality::
Miaka: ::has a pillow and is hitting her bedpost with it:: DIE, EVIL MONSTER!!! DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE!!!! PUT HIM DOWN!!! GIMME THAT STEAK!! DIE!
Suboshi: ::waking up:: ::grumbles:: Why meeeeee?!!!! I wonder if I can borrow some sleeping pills from Taiitsukun and mix them in her food... ::bangs himself in the head:: Ugh, SHUT UP, MIAKA!!!
Miaka: ::half-awake:: Uhhh... What was I doing? ::still banging at the bedpost::
Suboshi: ::siiiiiiiiigh:: You were hitting the bedpost and yelling... ::mocks Miaka's voice and hair style:: ::squeakily:: "Die, evil monster! Die, die, die, die, die! Put him dooooowwwnnnnn! Gimme that steak even though I'm such an annoying rude little bratty girl! Diiiiiiieeee! Whine, whine, whine!"
Miaka: ..-_- And your point is?
Suboshi: SHUT THE HECK UP AND GO TO SLEEP! ::slams his pillow over his head and falls asleep again::
Miaka: ::glares:: ::picks up her teddy bears from Suboshi:: Tamahome...
Tamahome bear: Miaka...
Miaka: Amiboshi...
Amiboshi bear: Miaka...
Miaka: Tamahome...
You-know-who: you-know-what
Miaka: ::goes to sleep::
::In the morning::
Suboshi: ::gets up early so that he can make breakfast before Miaka touches anything in the kitchen::
Miaka: ::smells food:: ::immediately wakes up:: FOOOOOOOOOOD!!!! ::runs to the kitchen::
Suboshi: ::glares:: ::gives her a bagel:: ::sets a plate down in front of himself with lots of delicious food on it:: You're going on a diet! Then maybe you'll get so thin you'll disappear...
Miaka: SUBOSHI! You're so meeeeean! ::sobs:: I wanna have Tamahome over here!
Suboshi: No. ::digs into his food::
Miaka: ::vows revenge:: I'll get you ::grabs his arm:: ::writes:: Tamahome!
Suboshi: ::jerks his arm back:: ::writes on it, "Aniki, don't show that to ANYONE!"::
::Writing appears - "Blink, blink"::
Suboshi: You can't write anymore until these scars on my arm heal, okay?!!
Miaka: I'll get Mitsukake to come on his birthday!
Suboshi: ::swears::
~~~
Miaka: Suboshi! Let's get to know each other better!
Suboshi: ::groans:: What do you have in mind?
Miaka: Let's tell each other our life stories!
Suboshi: Okay. I'll start. See, I've always been traumatized since that fateful day I walked in an Nakago with Soi, and they were doing -
Miaka: OKAY! THAT'S ENOUGH! PLEASE!
Suboshi: Hey, that gives me an idea... ::explains::
::A few minutes and a lot of evil cackling later::
Suboshi: ::writing on his other arm:: Aniki, give this arm to Nakago. It's important::
::After a while, writing appears - "Okay, I did"::
Suboshi: ::writes:: Nakago... we know what you and Soi have been doing, and will inform all of the Suzaku seishi through my aniki if you do not submit to our commands...
::Writing appears - "::gasp:: What do you want?!!"::
Suboshi: ::saying the words as he writes them:: Lots... of... food... and... a... life-size... Yui... plushie...
::Writing appears - "Want me to deliver it to your cabin?"::
Suboshi: ::writes "please"::
Miaka: Wow, you're cooler than I thought!
Suboshi: ::grins:: Oh, I know.
~~~
::Later that day::
Nakago: ::rings the doorbell, then leaves the stuff and runs away::
Suboshi: Ah, here it is... ::brings it in::
Miaka: ::drools:: HAND OVER THAT FOOD!
Suboshi: No, I'll keep it to bribe you with...
Miaka: In that case, consider me doing anything you want...
Suboshi: This is actually quite fun... Don't you think, Yui? ::hugs his plushie::
Yui plushie: I love you forever, Suboshi!
Suboshi: ::grins::
~~~
::That night::
Suboshi: ::jumps into the Yui plushie's arms happily::
Yui plushie: I love you forever, Suboshi!
Miaka: ::picks up her bears, plus a new one - A red and brown-black one with a sword:: Hotohori... Amiboshi... Tamahome...
Hotohori bear: Miaka-sama...
Amiboshi bear: Miaka...
Tamahome bear: Miaka...
Miaka: Hotohori... Amiboshi... Tamahome...
::They repeat::
Suboshi: If you don't do that at all tonight, I'll give you some EXTRA food!
Miaka: ::quickly shuts up and falls asleep::
~~~
Okay that's all for that chapter now we're gonna write another one bye!
~Taira and Kouran
~~~
::May 3::
::Late at night - er, early in the morning, about 2:00::
Miaka's Dream!
Tamahome: ::holding out a large delicious filet mignon:: Miiiiiaaaakkkkaaaa.. Come here, Miaka..... We'll have a nice cuddle and you can have this steak alllllllll to yourself...
Miaka: ::drools:: Ta-ma-ho-meeeeee... I LOVE YOUUUU! ::starts running towards him::
::Tenkou suddenly appears, really huge, and picks Tamahome up in his fist::
Tenkou: DIIIIIIEEEEE!!!
::Back in reality::
Miaka: ::has a pillow and is hitting her bedpost with it:: DIE, EVIL MONSTER!!! DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE!!!! PUT HIM DOWN!!! GIMME THAT STEAK!! DIE!
Suboshi: ::waking up:: ::grumbles:: Why meeeeee?!!!! I wonder if I can borrow some sleeping pills from Taiitsukun and mix them in her food... ::bangs himself in the head:: Ugh, SHUT UP, MIAKA!!!
Miaka: ::half-awake:: Uhhh... What was I doing? ::still banging at the bedpost::
Suboshi: ::siiiiiiiiigh:: You were hitting the bedpost and yelling... ::mocks Miaka's voice and hair style:: ::squeakily:: "Die, evil monster! Die, die, die, die, die! Put him dooooowwwnnnnn! Gimme that steak even though I'm such an annoying rude little bratty girl! Diiiiiiieeee! Whine, whine, whine!"
Miaka: ..-_- And your point is?
Suboshi: SHUT THE HECK UP AND GO TO SLEEP! ::slams his pillow over his head and falls asleep again::
Miaka: ::glares:: ::picks up her teddy bears from Suboshi:: Tamahome...
Tamahome bear: Miaka...
Miaka: Amiboshi...
Amiboshi bear: Miaka...
Miaka: Tamahome...
You-know-who: you-know-what
Miaka: ::goes to sleep::
::In the morning::
Suboshi: ::gets up early so that he can make breakfast before Miaka touches anything in the kitchen::
Miaka: ::smells food:: ::immediately wakes up:: FOOOOOOOOOOD!!!! ::runs to the kitchen::
Suboshi: ::glares:: ::gives her a bagel:: ::sets a plate down in front of himself with lots of delicious food on it:: You're going on a diet! Then maybe you'll get so thin you'll disappear...
Miaka: SUBOSHI! You're so meeeeean! ::sobs:: I wanna have Tamahome over here!
Suboshi: No. ::digs into his food::
Miaka: ::vows revenge:: I'll get you ::grabs his arm:: ::writes:: Tamahome!
Suboshi: ::jerks his arm back:: ::writes on it, "Aniki, don't show that to ANYONE!"::
::Writing appears - "Blink, blink"::
Suboshi: You can't write anymore until these scars on my arm heal, okay?!!
Miaka: I'll get Mitsukake to come on his birthday!
Suboshi: ::swears::
~~~
Miaka: Suboshi! Let's get to know each other better!
Suboshi: ::groans:: What do you have in mind?
Miaka: Let's tell each other our life stories!
Suboshi: Okay. I'll start. See, I've always been traumatized since that fateful day I walked in an Nakago with Soi, and they were doing -
Miaka: OKAY! THAT'S ENOUGH! PLEASE!
Suboshi: Hey, that gives me an idea... ::explains::
::A few minutes and a lot of evil cackling later::
Suboshi: ::writing on his other arm:: Aniki, give this arm to Nakago. It's important::
::After a while, writing appears - "Okay, I did"::
Suboshi: ::writes:: Nakago... we know what you and Soi have been doing, and will inform all of the Suzaku seishi through my aniki if you do not submit to our commands...
::Writing appears - "::gasp:: What do you want?!!"::
Suboshi: ::saying the words as he writes them:: Lots... of... food... and... a... life-size... Yui... plushie...
::Writing appears - "Want me to deliver it to your cabin?"::
Suboshi: ::writes "please"::
Miaka: Wow, you're cooler than I thought!
Suboshi: ::grins:: Oh, I know.
~~~
::Later that day::
Nakago: ::rings the doorbell, then leaves the stuff and runs away::
Suboshi: Ah, here it is... ::brings it in::
Miaka: ::drools:: HAND OVER THAT FOOD!
Suboshi: No, I'll keep it to bribe you with...
Miaka: In that case, consider me doing anything you want...
Suboshi: This is actually quite fun... Don't you think, Yui? ::hugs his plushie::
Yui plushie: I love you forever, Suboshi!
Suboshi: ::grins::
~~~
::That night::
Suboshi: ::jumps into the Yui plushie's arms happily::
Yui plushie: I love you forever, Suboshi!
Miaka: ::picks up her bears, plus a new one - A red and brown-black one with a sword:: Hotohori... Amiboshi... Tamahome...
Hotohori bear: Miaka-sama...
Amiboshi bear: Miaka...
Tamahome bear: Miaka...
Miaka: Hotohori... Amiboshi... Tamahome...
::They repeat::
Suboshi: If you don't do that at all tonight, I'll give you some EXTRA food!
Miaka: ::quickly shuts up and falls asleep::
~~~
Okay that's all for that chapter now we're gonna write another one bye!
~Taira and Kouran