--==** Romancing SaGa 3 **==--
Game created by Squaresoft
Novelization written by Lord Kyrn
READ THE FOLLOWING OR be blasted by the ray of stabbity death:
Note: If you haven't played the game, this will seem like random garbage, so just go and play it. Now. Hey, I really meant it when I said "now". No, stop clicking back to Hotmail, dammit! Download Snes9x, download the v.1.0 RS3 rom––NO, NOT "BONDAGE FAIRIES EXTREME", RS3!!––download Mana Sword's 99%/v.0.30 patch, and finally, get IPSWin, and patch that mother. Eeeeeexcellent. Now play, already!
Not a disclaimer:
-All of the characters, places, names, and such all belong to me. Me me me me.
-Now, if you're a petty-minded little assblaster, you believed that. It's goddamn obvious who RS3 belongs to, looking at the title. Hint for the thinking-impaired: Only this novelization (and all of its chapters) is mine. This disclaimer is now over. If you have any complaints, bite me.
Note for ff.net readers:
––==–== NEW! NEW! HEY, LOOK AT THIS! YES, THIS! WOW, THIS IS PRETTY INTENSE! ==–==––
I've finally gotten off my lazy ass and gotten a mess of IM accounts. So if you've got IM, and some free time, and want to talk about the novelization/help me with the novelization/scream filthy words at me and demand to know how the flying F I've had this up for a YEAR now and still not gotten any actual novelage out, contact me on any of the following mediums:
MSN: LordKyrn@hotmail.com / Yahoo: lord_kyrn / AIM: CrackSmokinCetra / ICQ: 225041339
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Wanna review? Great! Don't wanna? Too damned lazy? Also great!
I will delete all reviews from any MegaSenshiGundamNekoYaoiFiend-Chan/Kun's or any dA_|\/|4d_133t_|-|aXx0r's. People using names like these are what we call "hideous abominations."
If you do post a review, please know:
--ANYTHING that is vaguely along the lines of "waow d00d, you rihte teh gr8ist storiyz!!!! make it a kathail plzz!!! thanky ou!!!!" will be deleted.
--Anything attempting to *promote* yaoi goes bye.
--Anything attempting to *bash* yuri gets similar treatment. Sorry, but the review sheet ain't a message board.
--Anyone saying that, because of the above, I hold a double standard.
--Any and all pairing requests will be deleted. This is about the GAME, not strange crack-induced relationship ideas (none inspired by any other narcotic, either. All pro-yaoi fangirls are by definition, high on something. Really, what else do you think they're refilling their Sephiroth-head Pez dispensers with?). Write your own RS3 stories with your pairings (or even without them… the Internet needs RS3 stories, lemons or no, badly!), if you want, but don't call your request a review. Then again, I'd probably wholeheartedly endorse any RS3 yuri, if it existed… (as long as it didn't look like a paint-chip-eating second-grader drew/wrote it.)
--AOL is a creation of Satan. This isn't really relevant, but that's not the important thing here.
--Anything else as I think of it.
Now, if you've managed to get through this without being offended by it, then happy day for you. The RS3 experience shall now begin.