Chapter 2: I left my mind in Lindblum
Disclaimer: I don't own FFIX or anything else trademarked in this story. And if you say I do.. (Wields Staff) I'm gonna beat you with Mr. Whacky.
Vividoll:Welcome to chapter 2. I am Vividoll. I just want to apologize to any Zidane fans for this chapter.
Zidane was thinking about what to get Vivi for his birthday. He knew he couldn't give him any animals because of last year's experience with the rabid bunny. He thought all the foam coming out of its mouth was just because it had been brushing its teeth. How was he to know rabbits couldn't brush? The part that grossed him out the most was that he had been pre- rabid for 3 days and not known it, which was why Garnet had to have a rabies shot when he bit her while they were making out. He figured he should get him something unusual. Suddenly, a lightbulb lit up over his head... And promptly burned out. "Damn! I knew I should have changed that bulb before I left the house!" He unscrewed and changed the bulb which promptly lit up again. "I know! I can get him an exotic plant! And he was off to the florist, obviously forgetting Vivi's bad experience with the giant flower in the evil forest.
Zidane marveled at the variety of exotic plants in "Phil's Meat-eating plants and shit-like-that." He stopped in front of one in particular that looked like it had jaws. He read the tag and announced, "This is a Venus flytrap!" Something landed on his nose, and he gulped. "And I do believe that this is a fly." The plant snapped out and grabbed him in its jaws. (AN: Yes, I KNOW Venus flytraps don't do that, but just bear with me.) Zidane tried to get the attention of the florist by screaming, but all that came out was, "MMMMMMMMMPH! MMMMMMMMMMMMPH!" The store owner came back to see what the noise was. "What is going on back he- GREAT MERCIFUL CRAP!" The shopkeeper grabbed Zidane and began to pull him by the feet to free him from the hungry plant.
5 minutes later, Zidane was out of the plant's jaws, covered in drool, and gasping for air. He managed to catch his breath. "Maybe that plant is not a good idea." so he walked to the herb and vegetable table. He picked up a mushroom. "I wonder what this tastes like." He thought, and he took a bite. All of a sudden, within seconds, his head swam, and he felt REALLY HAPPY! He began to dance around the back of the door and sing. The clerk sweatdropped. "Oh, great. He must have gotten into the 'shrooms again." He went back to see if his assumption was correct. "Sir? Are you-" "MWAH!" At that moment, Zidane planted one on the Clerk, and ran out the door singing, "I am Avril Lavigne, Fly me, Hellborne airlines!"
Blank was watching the TV while he was exercising. He had been watching the playboy channel, when a news repoter broke it. "This Just in! A boy downtown is running around in Pikachu print boxers and planting kisses on all the people, including the men. We think the cause was the hallucinogenic mushrooms sold by Phil E. Cheese-Steak Chhese-Steak has been arrested. We're not sure, but we think that the boy's name is Zidane Tribal, and- HOLY SHIT, HE JUST RAN OFF THAT CLIFF!" "Oh, crap." Said Blank
Zidane woke up in the hospital. "Owww. what did I do?" Blank smirked "You fell off a cliff. Luckily, you landed on a Black Mage, and you were safe." "NOT LUCKY FOR ME!!!" said a voice behind them. It was a Black Mage with wings. "OMIGOD! IT'S A BLACK WALTZ!!" Yelled Zidane. "No you moron, I'm only half black waltz. My name's Jiji, and as an apology, I was invited to Vivi's party. Now come on, we gotta get to your place and get the present Blank bought from all three of us." And with that, they busted out the window and flew away.
Unbeknownst to them, there was a terrible evil in the next chapter..
Disclaimer: I don't own FFIX or anything else trademarked in this story. And if you say I do.. (Wields Staff) I'm gonna beat you with Mr. Whacky.
Vividoll:Welcome to chapter 2. I am Vividoll. I just want to apologize to any Zidane fans for this chapter.
Zidane was thinking about what to get Vivi for his birthday. He knew he couldn't give him any animals because of last year's experience with the rabid bunny. He thought all the foam coming out of its mouth was just because it had been brushing its teeth. How was he to know rabbits couldn't brush? The part that grossed him out the most was that he had been pre- rabid for 3 days and not known it, which was why Garnet had to have a rabies shot when he bit her while they were making out. He figured he should get him something unusual. Suddenly, a lightbulb lit up over his head... And promptly burned out. "Damn! I knew I should have changed that bulb before I left the house!" He unscrewed and changed the bulb which promptly lit up again. "I know! I can get him an exotic plant! And he was off to the florist, obviously forgetting Vivi's bad experience with the giant flower in the evil forest.
Zidane marveled at the variety of exotic plants in "Phil's Meat-eating plants and shit-like-that." He stopped in front of one in particular that looked like it had jaws. He read the tag and announced, "This is a Venus flytrap!" Something landed on his nose, and he gulped. "And I do believe that this is a fly." The plant snapped out and grabbed him in its jaws. (AN: Yes, I KNOW Venus flytraps don't do that, but just bear with me.) Zidane tried to get the attention of the florist by screaming, but all that came out was, "MMMMMMMMMPH! MMMMMMMMMMMMPH!" The store owner came back to see what the noise was. "What is going on back he- GREAT MERCIFUL CRAP!" The shopkeeper grabbed Zidane and began to pull him by the feet to free him from the hungry plant.
5 minutes later, Zidane was out of the plant's jaws, covered in drool, and gasping for air. He managed to catch his breath. "Maybe that plant is not a good idea." so he walked to the herb and vegetable table. He picked up a mushroom. "I wonder what this tastes like." He thought, and he took a bite. All of a sudden, within seconds, his head swam, and he felt REALLY HAPPY! He began to dance around the back of the door and sing. The clerk sweatdropped. "Oh, great. He must have gotten into the 'shrooms again." He went back to see if his assumption was correct. "Sir? Are you-" "MWAH!" At that moment, Zidane planted one on the Clerk, and ran out the door singing, "I am Avril Lavigne, Fly me, Hellborne airlines!"
Blank was watching the TV while he was exercising. He had been watching the playboy channel, when a news repoter broke it. "This Just in! A boy downtown is running around in Pikachu print boxers and planting kisses on all the people, including the men. We think the cause was the hallucinogenic mushrooms sold by Phil E. Cheese-Steak Chhese-Steak has been arrested. We're not sure, but we think that the boy's name is Zidane Tribal, and- HOLY SHIT, HE JUST RAN OFF THAT CLIFF!" "Oh, crap." Said Blank
Zidane woke up in the hospital. "Owww. what did I do?" Blank smirked "You fell off a cliff. Luckily, you landed on a Black Mage, and you were safe." "NOT LUCKY FOR ME!!!" said a voice behind them. It was a Black Mage with wings. "OMIGOD! IT'S A BLACK WALTZ!!" Yelled Zidane. "No you moron, I'm only half black waltz. My name's Jiji, and as an apology, I was invited to Vivi's party. Now come on, we gotta get to your place and get the present Blank bought from all three of us." And with that, they busted out the window and flew away.
Unbeknownst to them, there was a terrible evil in the next chapter..