Chapter 3: The Petstore Massacre
Vividoll: First of all, I'd like to apologize to Amarant fans for this chapter.
Amarant was sitting on the top step of the chug-and-blow bar, drinking a bottle of schnapps, and thinking about what to get Vivi for his birthday. He wasn't doing a good job since he was a little three sheets to the wind, if you know what I mean ~_^He was thinking along the lines of a rifle, until he remembered how Vivi was when he forgot his medicine. Suddenly, a candle lit up over his head. (AN: He's not very smart in this story, hence the candle.^_^) "I know! He likes animals!" he said, "But what to get him?"
Amarant was at the petshop, staring in awe at the various breeds of animals all over the store. "Wow! I never knew there were so many kinds of animals!" he said, despite the fact there were only 7 breeds of animals in the shop. He went to the front desk, where the owner was talking to another customer. "Excuse me!" "I'm busy!" "But I need to talk to you!" "I'm busy! Wait until I'm done with him!" So Amarant looked around the shop... and noticed the mice and snakes.
"How much further to the candy shop, Jiji?" Zidane, Jiji, and Blank were all walking to the candy shop to get Vivi some of his favorite candy. "It's just a little further to the shop." Said Jiji, fluttering along on his cobalt blue wings. They came to a shop in the Black Mage village marked "Mr.789's Candy, novelties, and questionable birthday cards." "Is this it?" said Blank. "Yep. The best on all Gaia." Jiji beamed. "Can't wait to get Vivi a card." Said Zidane, and they went in.
Amarant was holding a mouse above one of the snakes. "Any last words before sentence is carried out?" He said. He had been feeding the mice to the snakes one by one. The mouse didn't answer. "You had your chance!" and Amarant dropped it in with the snake, where it was devoured. Now he had a problem. He was out of mice, and was bored. That's when he got an idea with the cats, dogs, birds, and fish..
"WHAT did you say these are called?" asked Blank in shock. "Chocolate Nutz. they're balls of chocolate covered nuts" explained Jiji. "If I had those, telling someone to eat me would have a whole different meaning." quipped Zidane. "Laugh if you want, but they're delicious!" said Jiji, not realizing how wrong that sounded. "We need to purchase this whole case." He told Mr. 789. "Someone sure likes his Nutz," said Mr. 789. Everyone lost control right there.
Meanwhile, at the petstore, there was a battle going down. The cats were eating the fish left and right despite reinforcements, the dogs were eating the cats, and the birds had fluttered up to the rafters to get away from the carnage. However, there were a few creative cats that found a way up after them. It was like a scene from Braveheart, only with four armies of animals. The carnage went on, until a dog upset a cage holding a chocobo, which got out and began to gobble up the snakes out of their cage. Amarant got to looking at the chocobo..
"Okay, we've got the card, the present, and the balloon." Said Jiji. "Now we need to wrap the present before the party tonight." Said Blank. Zidane came up with some magazines. "We can use these! Just tear out the pages!"
"I'd like to buy this chocobo." Said Amarant. "Sure. That will be 1,000 gil." Amarant handed over the money. "Here." "Thank you." Said the clerk, as Amarant hurried out. He then went back to where the pets were kept.. And saw the BIG mess. "Grrrr. THAT BASTARD!!! I'll get him!
The plot thickens.
Vividoll: First of all, I'd like to apologize to Amarant fans for this chapter.
Amarant was sitting on the top step of the chug-and-blow bar, drinking a bottle of schnapps, and thinking about what to get Vivi for his birthday. He wasn't doing a good job since he was a little three sheets to the wind, if you know what I mean ~_^He was thinking along the lines of a rifle, until he remembered how Vivi was when he forgot his medicine. Suddenly, a candle lit up over his head. (AN: He's not very smart in this story, hence the candle.^_^) "I know! He likes animals!" he said, "But what to get him?"
Amarant was at the petshop, staring in awe at the various breeds of animals all over the store. "Wow! I never knew there were so many kinds of animals!" he said, despite the fact there were only 7 breeds of animals in the shop. He went to the front desk, where the owner was talking to another customer. "Excuse me!" "I'm busy!" "But I need to talk to you!" "I'm busy! Wait until I'm done with him!" So Amarant looked around the shop... and noticed the mice and snakes.
"How much further to the candy shop, Jiji?" Zidane, Jiji, and Blank were all walking to the candy shop to get Vivi some of his favorite candy. "It's just a little further to the shop." Said Jiji, fluttering along on his cobalt blue wings. They came to a shop in the Black Mage village marked "Mr.789's Candy, novelties, and questionable birthday cards." "Is this it?" said Blank. "Yep. The best on all Gaia." Jiji beamed. "Can't wait to get Vivi a card." Said Zidane, and they went in.
Amarant was holding a mouse above one of the snakes. "Any last words before sentence is carried out?" He said. He had been feeding the mice to the snakes one by one. The mouse didn't answer. "You had your chance!" and Amarant dropped it in with the snake, where it was devoured. Now he had a problem. He was out of mice, and was bored. That's when he got an idea with the cats, dogs, birds, and fish..
"WHAT did you say these are called?" asked Blank in shock. "Chocolate Nutz. they're balls of chocolate covered nuts" explained Jiji. "If I had those, telling someone to eat me would have a whole different meaning." quipped Zidane. "Laugh if you want, but they're delicious!" said Jiji, not realizing how wrong that sounded. "We need to purchase this whole case." He told Mr. 789. "Someone sure likes his Nutz," said Mr. 789. Everyone lost control right there.
Meanwhile, at the petstore, there was a battle going down. The cats were eating the fish left and right despite reinforcements, the dogs were eating the cats, and the birds had fluttered up to the rafters to get away from the carnage. However, there were a few creative cats that found a way up after them. It was like a scene from Braveheart, only with four armies of animals. The carnage went on, until a dog upset a cage holding a chocobo, which got out and began to gobble up the snakes out of their cage. Amarant got to looking at the chocobo..
"Okay, we've got the card, the present, and the balloon." Said Jiji. "Now we need to wrap the present before the party tonight." Said Blank. Zidane came up with some magazines. "We can use these! Just tear out the pages!"
"I'd like to buy this chocobo." Said Amarant. "Sure. That will be 1,000 gil." Amarant handed over the money. "Here." "Thank you." Said the clerk, as Amarant hurried out. He then went back to where the pets were kept.. And saw the BIG mess. "Grrrr. THAT BASTARD!!! I'll get him!
The plot thickens.