Chapter 4: Movies
Garnet looked around at the movie store. There were billions upon billions of movies all over the shelves, and the anime section was nowhere in sight. She looked around the store, and found a clerk. "Excuse me." "Yes?" "I'm looking for the anime." "That's in aisle 4." "Thanks" She wandered to aisle 4 looking for the complete Inu-Yasha series on DVD. But what she saw nearly made her eyes pop out of her head.
Jiji, Zidane, and Blank were all looking at cards in the local. gift shop, looking for one suitable for a nine-year-old. "How about this one?" said Zidane, holding one up. It had two dogs, one of them in a neck brace, with the other saying, "I know, I can't lick mine anymore either." "Okay, Number one, That's for older people, Number two, that's a little obscene to be giving to a child." "How about this one?" Blank held one up that read, "Droopy boob day to you." "He's not a woman!" said Zidane. "How do you know that?" challenged Blank. "When we got jailed for getting tanked in public that time, I saw him in the prison shower. And not only is he a boy, HE'S A TRIPOD!" Jiji sweatdropped. "Maybe we should just make him a card.
Garnet stared in awe at the extensive collection of adult anime. She was not only stunned, but in heaven, because they had her favorite series all in one place. She went around, trying to choose one, when she remembered she was supposed to be shopping for Vivi. "Oh well." She thought. "I'll take this one with me, and If I don't find a video for Vivi, I'll buy him something else and get this for me. She walked off to find the clerk again.
The three boys were in the kitchen of the Tantalus hideout, Making Vivi various cards. Zidane held his up. "I like mine!" It read, "Happy tenth birthday! Welcome to hell!" "ZIDANE!!! We can't give him a card like that! I like the one I made!" Exclaimed Blank. It ran, "Welcome to the double-digit years. Now you're really gonna regret wanting to get older." "BLANK!" Yelled Jiji. "If we give him that one, he'll never speak to us again!" Here's mine!" This card ran, "A Birthday Poem. 'Jack ain't nimble, jack ain't quick, he sat on your cake, and french-fried his d---" "JIJI! That's Disgusting!" Shouted Zidane. Well at least MY card doesn't tell him life is gonna be hell from now on! "At least I don't eat KY jelly on my toast!" "At least I don't give myself sponge baths with items from the fridge!" "Stop it!" said Blank. "I'll settle this. BOTH your cards suck!" "KILL!" said Jiji "DIE!" said Zidane, and they beat the crap out of each other.
"I'd like to buy this DVD for my nine-year-old friend." Said Garnet. "And put this one back." She said, handing the man one of the two tapes. "Are you sure you wanna buy him THIS one?" "Yes, why?" "I think that's a little too much for a nine-year-old" "No it's not!" "Your choice." The man said as he shrugged" So Garnet walked from the store, not knowing what awaited at the party..
AAAAAAAAARRRRRRGH! Another Cliffhanger?!
Garnet looked around at the movie store. There were billions upon billions of movies all over the shelves, and the anime section was nowhere in sight. She looked around the store, and found a clerk. "Excuse me." "Yes?" "I'm looking for the anime." "That's in aisle 4." "Thanks" She wandered to aisle 4 looking for the complete Inu-Yasha series on DVD. But what she saw nearly made her eyes pop out of her head.
Jiji, Zidane, and Blank were all looking at cards in the local. gift shop, looking for one suitable for a nine-year-old. "How about this one?" said Zidane, holding one up. It had two dogs, one of them in a neck brace, with the other saying, "I know, I can't lick mine anymore either." "Okay, Number one, That's for older people, Number two, that's a little obscene to be giving to a child." "How about this one?" Blank held one up that read, "Droopy boob day to you." "He's not a woman!" said Zidane. "How do you know that?" challenged Blank. "When we got jailed for getting tanked in public that time, I saw him in the prison shower. And not only is he a boy, HE'S A TRIPOD!" Jiji sweatdropped. "Maybe we should just make him a card.
Garnet stared in awe at the extensive collection of adult anime. She was not only stunned, but in heaven, because they had her favorite series all in one place. She went around, trying to choose one, when she remembered she was supposed to be shopping for Vivi. "Oh well." She thought. "I'll take this one with me, and If I don't find a video for Vivi, I'll buy him something else and get this for me. She walked off to find the clerk again.
The three boys were in the kitchen of the Tantalus hideout, Making Vivi various cards. Zidane held his up. "I like mine!" It read, "Happy tenth birthday! Welcome to hell!" "ZIDANE!!! We can't give him a card like that! I like the one I made!" Exclaimed Blank. It ran, "Welcome to the double-digit years. Now you're really gonna regret wanting to get older." "BLANK!" Yelled Jiji. "If we give him that one, he'll never speak to us again!" Here's mine!" This card ran, "A Birthday Poem. 'Jack ain't nimble, jack ain't quick, he sat on your cake, and french-fried his d---" "JIJI! That's Disgusting!" Shouted Zidane. Well at least MY card doesn't tell him life is gonna be hell from now on! "At least I don't eat KY jelly on my toast!" "At least I don't give myself sponge baths with items from the fridge!" "Stop it!" said Blank. "I'll settle this. BOTH your cards suck!" "KILL!" said Jiji "DIE!" said Zidane, and they beat the crap out of each other.
"I'd like to buy this DVD for my nine-year-old friend." Said Garnet. "And put this one back." She said, handing the man one of the two tapes. "Are you sure you wanna buy him THIS one?" "Yes, why?" "I think that's a little too much for a nine-year-old" "No it's not!" "Your choice." The man said as he shrugged" So Garnet walked from the store, not knowing what awaited at the party..
AAAAAAAAARRRRRRGH! Another Cliffhanger?!