Chapter 6:Freya and the puppy
Freya was still trying to figure out what the heck she should get Vivi. She tried to think about what he liked. She knew he liked anime and animals, and she figured Garnet had already gotten him the complete Inu-Yasha DVD set, since she was always watching it with him on the couch at midnight by the light of the computer, screen emblazoned with images of questionable pictures consequential from Zidane's raging addiction to internet porn. So she went off on the quest to find him a puppy.
"I'll bet there are some good ones up at the pet shop!" she said. "Maybe I can find him a nice little Dalmatian, or some other hyperactive breed to keep him from bugging me during 'Days of our lives'. I missed half the season premier because he was jumping on the couch next to me yelling, 'Zidane Tribal gives himself sponge baths with motor oil!'"
And so, the rat like woman was off to find Vivi a puppy.
Jiji, Zidane, Blank, and Chibi were off to get to the place where the party would be held. They were having the party up at the park, since there were restrooms and emergency facilities nearby. They were going to set up the decorations.
"Oh, good! We're the first ones here!" said Zidane.
"And look!" said Blank. "The decorations are already set out for us!"
"Garnet must've left them. She was here earlier picking out the spot." Explained Jiji
"Let's get started!" said Chibi.
They were putting up the streamers balloons, and crepe paper, when Blank noticed what Zidane was putting up.
"Zidane, What the hell is that?"
"It's Miss July, 1998"
"Zidane, we cannot put that up during a child's-"
"WHAM!" Zidane had pulled out his crowbar and whacked Blank.
"All who oppose me must answer to Mr. Whacky." He said.
"We don't like 'Mr. Whacky.'" Said Jiji.
"YOU WANT SOME OF THIS?" Zidane brandished Mr Whacky like a club.
Jiji shut up.
"10000 gil?" Freya just could not believe how much they were charging for one little puppy. She figured she may just have to pick one up off the street. As she was walking out, she saw a little puppy, foaming at the mouth, and tearing up a milk carton.
"He's a feisty one." She said. "Perfect."
She approached the puppy, holding out a piece of meat like a lure.
"Here, puppy, puppy, puppy.."
It snapped at the meat, and Freya had to drop the meat to avoid losing her hand.
"You wanna fight, do you?"
She grabbed a burlap sack that was lying in someone's trashcan.
"Here, puppy, puppy, puppy." She said again.
While the puppy was eating his meat, she thrust the bag over it, and scooped him up in the bag. The puppy continued to growl and fight, but she held on to the bag tight.
"Now all I need is a collar." She said, and It was off to the pet store.
The decorations for the party were now up. There were streamers, ballons, and.. Playboy centerfolds.
"I still think this is a little much for a child's party." Said Jiji.
"Don't make Mr. Whacky mad!" said Zidane.
Blank Incoherently mumbled, due to his headache.
Jiji was still unconvinced. "This is NOT appropriate for a ten-year-old's party, and furthermore- WOAH, MAMA, WHO IS SHE?"
Jiji had spotted "Miss March, 2000" who was a VERY well built Female Black Waltz in a string bikini.
Zidane smiled. Yeah, I know. I think Vivi's gonna like that one too.
Freya got to the pet store. There were feathers, fur, dead fish, dead snakes, and other unidentifiable animals all over the place.
"WTF?" She asked herself.
Just then, the storeowner appeared. "Do you know someone with bright red dreadlocks and a green outfit?
"No." Freya lied. And She walked right back out of the store.
Unknown to them, there was evil cooking up in the kitchen back at Castle Alexandria.
Freya was still trying to figure out what the heck she should get Vivi. She tried to think about what he liked. She knew he liked anime and animals, and she figured Garnet had already gotten him the complete Inu-Yasha DVD set, since she was always watching it with him on the couch at midnight by the light of the computer, screen emblazoned with images of questionable pictures consequential from Zidane's raging addiction to internet porn. So she went off on the quest to find him a puppy.
"I'll bet there are some good ones up at the pet shop!" she said. "Maybe I can find him a nice little Dalmatian, or some other hyperactive breed to keep him from bugging me during 'Days of our lives'. I missed half the season premier because he was jumping on the couch next to me yelling, 'Zidane Tribal gives himself sponge baths with motor oil!'"
And so, the rat like woman was off to find Vivi a puppy.
Jiji, Zidane, Blank, and Chibi were off to get to the place where the party would be held. They were having the party up at the park, since there were restrooms and emergency facilities nearby. They were going to set up the decorations.
"Oh, good! We're the first ones here!" said Zidane.
"And look!" said Blank. "The decorations are already set out for us!"
"Garnet must've left them. She was here earlier picking out the spot." Explained Jiji
"Let's get started!" said Chibi.
They were putting up the streamers balloons, and crepe paper, when Blank noticed what Zidane was putting up.
"Zidane, What the hell is that?"
"It's Miss July, 1998"
"Zidane, we cannot put that up during a child's-"
"WHAM!" Zidane had pulled out his crowbar and whacked Blank.
"All who oppose me must answer to Mr. Whacky." He said.
"We don't like 'Mr. Whacky.'" Said Jiji.
"YOU WANT SOME OF THIS?" Zidane brandished Mr Whacky like a club.
Jiji shut up.
"10000 gil?" Freya just could not believe how much they were charging for one little puppy. She figured she may just have to pick one up off the street. As she was walking out, she saw a little puppy, foaming at the mouth, and tearing up a milk carton.
"He's a feisty one." She said. "Perfect."
She approached the puppy, holding out a piece of meat like a lure.
"Here, puppy, puppy, puppy.."
It snapped at the meat, and Freya had to drop the meat to avoid losing her hand.
"You wanna fight, do you?"
She grabbed a burlap sack that was lying in someone's trashcan.
"Here, puppy, puppy, puppy." She said again.
While the puppy was eating his meat, she thrust the bag over it, and scooped him up in the bag. The puppy continued to growl and fight, but she held on to the bag tight.
"Now all I need is a collar." She said, and It was off to the pet store.
The decorations for the party were now up. There were streamers, ballons, and.. Playboy centerfolds.
"I still think this is a little much for a child's party." Said Jiji.
"Don't make Mr. Whacky mad!" said Zidane.
Blank Incoherently mumbled, due to his headache.
Jiji was still unconvinced. "This is NOT appropriate for a ten-year-old's party, and furthermore- WOAH, MAMA, WHO IS SHE?"
Jiji had spotted "Miss March, 2000" who was a VERY well built Female Black Waltz in a string bikini.
Zidane smiled. Yeah, I know. I think Vivi's gonna like that one too.
Freya got to the pet store. There were feathers, fur, dead fish, dead snakes, and other unidentifiable animals all over the place.
"WTF?" She asked herself.
Just then, the storeowner appeared. "Do you know someone with bright red dreadlocks and a green outfit?
"No." Freya lied. And She walked right back out of the store.
Unknown to them, there was evil cooking up in the kitchen back at Castle Alexandria.