MysticalDreamer: Boredome + me = strange things... dont own it.
One: The Curse
Yami Bakura was sitting on a stool, facing Yami, who was also on a stool. In between them was a table with a board across it. The two were glaring daggers at one another.
"Your move." said Yami.
Yami Bakura looked at the table with narrowed eyes. He picked up something, then put it back down, but in a different spot. "Your turn."
Yami's eyes wandered, looking around the board. His hand reached down and he moved a piece to a different spot as well. He looked up at his opponent. "Checkmate." he said.
Yami Bakura's eyes widened as he looked down at the chessboard. "What?!" he shouted, jumping out of his seat. "What in Ra's name? I didn't even see that coming!"
Yami smiled. "And now, you owe me."
"I owe you nothing, nothing!" he shouted back. "I will not stop my plan for taking over the world! Never never never!"
"But that was why we played chess in the first place."
"I don't care!"
Yami narrowed his eyes. "Are you saying you go back on your bet?"
"Yes!" shouted Yami Bakura. "I go back on my bet!"
"Fine. Whatever." said Yami. He stood up and began to pick up the chess pieces and the board. Yami Bakura stared.
"What are you doing now?" he asked.
"Going home." replied Yami, closing up the board.
"What?!"
"I guess I'll see you then." said Yami, walking off.
"Wait, baka!" shouted Yami Bakura.
"I am not an idiot, or a fool." came his reply.
Yami Bakura exploded. "Oh Ra!! Why do you curse me with such a horrible life!! Curse you, Ra! Curse you!!" he shouted towards the roof. Seeing there was a roof, he ran outside and began to curse once again.
"Ra!!" he shouted. "Why did you curse me so?!"
Yami turns around from the few feet away he is. "Why in Ra's name are you cursing at Ra?" he asked. "There really is no reason to."
"Shut up, damn baka!" shouted Yami Bakura. "I can curse Ra all I want! He just loves to mess with my life, so I curse at him. Damn you, Ra! Damn youuuuu!!"
Yami narrowed his eyes. "You need anger management." he said, turning around and beginning to walk again.
As Yami Bakura continued to curse and swear at the Egyptian God, the skies thundered. Yami Bakura looked up as a part of the clouds boomed. Now, even Yami was interested and stopped walking to stare at the sky.
A voice booming above the clouds spoke. "Why do you curse out in rage at me?" it boomed.
Yami dropped the chess board. "Is that you, oh mighty Ra?" he whispered.
Yami Bakura snorted. "There is no way this is Ra." he said, crossing his arms.
The voice coughed. "Why do you say I have cursed your life? I have not done such a thing!" it shouted.
"Huh?"
"However.. if you wish to have a cursed life..." it boomed again.
"Holy crap! You really are Ra!!" shouted Yami Bakura, pointing at the sky.
Yami fell over anime style. "Baka! Bow before him now in apology!" he shouted.
"I won't bow, because he hates me!" shouted Yami Bakura. "I've never had good luck!"
"I have never cursed you." boomed the voice. "Think back..."
Yami Bakura began thinking back on all his misfortunes. One after another for a good half hour. He looked up. "You know what.."
"Yes?"
"You're right..." said Yami Bakura. "Everything bad that happened was.. " his eyes darted around, "... either my fault or someone else's..."
"Indeed!!" shouted the voice, even louder than before which caused Yami Bakura and Yami to fall to the ground. "So I have not cursed you?"
"I guess not." said Yami Bakura, shrugging.
"So you falsely cursed out at me in rage, then?"
"I guess so.."
"And for that.. I will curse you now!!" shouted Ra's voice from above the clouds.
"What?!" shouted Yami Bakura, jumping to his feet.
"I, the great god Ra, ruler of all gods and blah blah blah.. " shouted the voice. "Curse thee, Yami Bakura... with Chibiness!!"
"Chibiness? What the hell?" asked Yami Bakura.
Then a magical light came down from the clouds and hit Yami Bakura full force. Yami watched on with huge eyes, much like this: O.O
When the light had vanished, Yami looked over and Yami Bakura. It was then he began snorting with laughter.
"What?" asked Yami Bakura, his voice a bit more high pitched than normal. "Wait! My voice? Why is it different?!" he shouted.
"Look at yourself!" shouted Yami, falling to the ground with laughter.
Yami Bakura looked down. "Gah!" he shouted. "I've... shrunk!! I'm a chibi!!!"
"That is the Curse of the Chibi." said Ra's voice from the clouds.
"Baka!!" shouted Yami Bakura. "I can't believe you turned me into a chibi!! That has got to be the worst curse ever!! I can't believe you!! Damn you!!" he shouted in rage.
All the while, Yami roared with laughter.
"With a curse, and you still curse at the Almighty Ra?" asked Ra's voice.
"Yes! I do!" shouted Chibi Yami Bakura. "I curse at you, Damned Ra!!"
The skies boomed once again. "How dare you curse out at Ra!!" shouted the voice. "For that, I will also curse all of your friends with Chibiness!!"
Chibi Yami Bakura looked up at the sky. "Uhh.." he said.
"What now?" asked Ra.
"I only have.. one friend..."
Ra would have fallen over, anime style, had he not been a voice. "Only.. one?"
Chibi Y. Bakura nodded.
"Then.." started Ra. He paused for a bit. "I will also curse all of your enemies with Chibiness!!" he shouted.
"What?!" shouted Yami.
"Huh?!" shouted Chibi Y. Bakura.
Several lights like lightening bolts scattered around the city, striking in various areas. All was quiet for a bit as Chibi Y. Bakura's eyes darted back and forth, trying to contemplate what just happened.
"Nooo!!!" came a shout that sounded like Yami.
Chibi Y. Bakura looked in the direction the shout had come from. "Gah?" he asked, mouth dropping and arms falling to his side.
"I'm a Chibi!!!!" shouted Yami.
Now, it was Y. Bakura's turn to laugh hysterically. "Now that is funny!!" he shouted, falling to the ground.
"Why, Ra? Why?" shouted Chibi Yami to the skies.
Everything was silent up in the clouds. Chibi Y. Bakura and Yami looked up and waited to hear Ra's reply.
"Noooooooooooo!!!!" came Ra's voice from in the clouds. The city shook at the sound of the echoing scream. His unseen eyes darted back and forth. "I turned myself ..... " his eyes looked left and right once again. " ... into a CHIBI!!!" he shouted.
Chibi Y.Bakura fell over and Chibi Yami sweat dropped.
"I guess that means Ra is your enemy, Bakura..." said the Chibi Yami.
"No no no no no!!!" shouted Ra.
"Why not just change yourself back?" asked Chibi Yami.
"I ... I... don't know how!!" shouted Ra.
Now both Chibi Y.Bakura and Chibi Yami fell over.
"You mean you cast a Curse and you do not know the countercurse of it?!" shouted Chibi Y. Bakura in rage.
"I didn't think I would ever curse myself..." said Ra.
Both Chibis sweatdropped.
"So until I find the countercurse, you will all remain as Chibis!!" shouted Ra. "I bid thee all farewell!!"
There was another rumbling sound and then it was quiet once more.
Chibi Y. Bakura and Chibi Yami glanced at each other. "Ahhh!!" they screamed.
"How could this have happened to me?!" wailed Chibi Y.Bakura.
"Don't be such an idiot, idiot!" shouted Chibi Yami. "If you never cursed out at Ra, we wouldn't be in this situation to begin with!"
"The only reason I cursed at him was because he looked down upon me and hated me! He was trying to make my life a living hell!" shouted Chibi Y.Bakura
"Oh just shut up!" shouted Chibi Yami. "You made your own life a living hell!"
"So what if I did! I can still blame Ra for it, can't I?"
"Not if he turns everyone into freakin chibis!!!" shouted Chibi Yami furiously.
"Hmm.. Interesting point.." said Chibi Y.Bakura.
"Whatever.." said Chibi Yami. "But I am going home now..."
"Wait! Don't leave me here, Yami you fool!!" shouted Chibi. Y.Bakura.
"Where do you want me to leave you? France?"
"Stop with the wise cracks, baka. If we're chibis, we're gonna stay together because if Ra shows up again, he might tell both of us to be here! And I don't want to have to search the whole damn city just to find you so I can be turned back to normal!!"
"You know.. you're voice is different." said Chibi Yami. "Its actually kinda funny, listening to a chibi like yourself swear and such."
Chibi Y.Bakura narrowed his eyes. "What's your point?" he asked.
"Don't have one. Now.. for the last time, I'm going home." said Chibi Yami, begining to walk down the street towards the Kame Game Shop.
"Wait! At least help me find my blasted hikari!!"
"Don't you remember? Bakura is over at Yugi's. He didn't want to be around when you lost the chess match. Something about fires spreading everywhere.. I dunno.."
"Then I am coming with you." said Chibi Y.Bakura. "To get my hikari to get me out of this mess." he said, running up to catch up with Yami.
"Suit yourself." said Chibi Yami, not bothering to wait for him to catch up.
As Chibi Yami walked down the street, Chibi Y.Bakura trudged along behind him at some distance, as if embarassed to be seen with him.
"And you were the one that told me not to leave you behind," said Chibi Yami. "And here you are, tagging along ten feet behind me."
Chibi Yami Bakura only growled.
"Did you just growl?"
"What makes you think I would lower myself down to that level?"
"Well I heard something, and it wasn't a word."
"So what makes you think it was a growl?"
"What else would it be?"
"A low rumble."
"Isn't that the same as a growl?"
"No!"
"I think it is."
"Well its not."
"You sure about that?"
"Yes."
"Postive?"
"Yes!"
"Whatever.. I still say you growled."
"And I say I didn't!"
"...."
"Say something!"
"I have nothing to say."
"Think of something!"
"Why?"
"Because!"
"If there is no reason to say anything, then why should I talk?"
"I'm trying to prove that I am better than you so if you don't talk, its just me talking!"
"..."
"Dammit!!"
"Any reason you just said that?"
"Oh, so now you speak to me?"
"I was asking a question."
"Well I have no answer!"
"Fine."
"Eh?"
"I said fine. As in whatever."
"Do you not care that I am trying to outwit you?"
"I could care less."
"What is wrong with you?!"
"I don't have any idea what you mean by that."
"Normally when people are trying to prove that they're smarter than another, the person they are trying to prove that to fights back."
"Oh."
"Oh? All you say is oh?!"
"Yes."
"I hate you."
"Thats nice."
"Are you even listening to me?"
"I'm sorry, what did you say?"
"Now that was said on purpose..."
"And what if it was?"
"I'll beat you into a bloody pulp."
"Thats not nice.. a bloody chibi wouldn't be cute."
"Curses! I forgot about the Chibi thing!"
"Now that was stupid."
"Are you calling me stupid?"
"No. I merely said that you forgetting you were a chibi was stupid."
"Right. But thats the same as saying I am stupid."
"Sure.. if you want it to be that way."
"What do you mean by that?"
"Whatever you want it to mean."
"You make no sense!"
"Actually, to myself I make perfect sense. You're the one who is confusing."
"Shut up."
"But you were the one that told me to talk in the first place."
"But I didn't mean cracking wise-ass remarks!"
"Oh, then what did you mean?"
"I-you.. err..."
"Riiiight..."
"Go to hell."
There was silence for a bit, as neither could think of something to say.
"I'm outta comebacks." said Chibi Yami.
"Yup, me too." said Chibi Y.Bakura.
They walked on in silence for a bit once more, until they neared the Kame Game Shop. From down the street, the two chibis could hear a hysterical laughter. They glanced at each other.
"That sounds like your hikari's grandfather." said Chibi Y.Bakura.
"Yeah it does." replied Yami. "I wonder what he's laughing at.."
They picked up speed and dashed down the street. Two little chibis with swirlie legs.
The two stared at the door.
"You go in first." said Chibi Y. Bakura.
"Why?"
"Its your stupid house."
"Oh yeah.." said Chibi Yami. Chibi Yami Bakura smacked his forehead as Yami opened the door. The two peered inside curiously, afraid of what would be seen.
They blinked.
MD: sooooooo?
One: The Curse
Yami Bakura was sitting on a stool, facing Yami, who was also on a stool. In between them was a table with a board across it. The two were glaring daggers at one another.
"Your move." said Yami.
Yami Bakura looked at the table with narrowed eyes. He picked up something, then put it back down, but in a different spot. "Your turn."
Yami's eyes wandered, looking around the board. His hand reached down and he moved a piece to a different spot as well. He looked up at his opponent. "Checkmate." he said.
Yami Bakura's eyes widened as he looked down at the chessboard. "What?!" he shouted, jumping out of his seat. "What in Ra's name? I didn't even see that coming!"
Yami smiled. "And now, you owe me."
"I owe you nothing, nothing!" he shouted back. "I will not stop my plan for taking over the world! Never never never!"
"But that was why we played chess in the first place."
"I don't care!"
Yami narrowed his eyes. "Are you saying you go back on your bet?"
"Yes!" shouted Yami Bakura. "I go back on my bet!"
"Fine. Whatever." said Yami. He stood up and began to pick up the chess pieces and the board. Yami Bakura stared.
"What are you doing now?" he asked.
"Going home." replied Yami, closing up the board.
"What?!"
"I guess I'll see you then." said Yami, walking off.
"Wait, baka!" shouted Yami Bakura.
"I am not an idiot, or a fool." came his reply.
Yami Bakura exploded. "Oh Ra!! Why do you curse me with such a horrible life!! Curse you, Ra! Curse you!!" he shouted towards the roof. Seeing there was a roof, he ran outside and began to curse once again.
"Ra!!" he shouted. "Why did you curse me so?!"
Yami turns around from the few feet away he is. "Why in Ra's name are you cursing at Ra?" he asked. "There really is no reason to."
"Shut up, damn baka!" shouted Yami Bakura. "I can curse Ra all I want! He just loves to mess with my life, so I curse at him. Damn you, Ra! Damn youuuuu!!"
Yami narrowed his eyes. "You need anger management." he said, turning around and beginning to walk again.
As Yami Bakura continued to curse and swear at the Egyptian God, the skies thundered. Yami Bakura looked up as a part of the clouds boomed. Now, even Yami was interested and stopped walking to stare at the sky.
A voice booming above the clouds spoke. "Why do you curse out in rage at me?" it boomed.
Yami dropped the chess board. "Is that you, oh mighty Ra?" he whispered.
Yami Bakura snorted. "There is no way this is Ra." he said, crossing his arms.
The voice coughed. "Why do you say I have cursed your life? I have not done such a thing!" it shouted.
"Huh?"
"However.. if you wish to have a cursed life..." it boomed again.
"Holy crap! You really are Ra!!" shouted Yami Bakura, pointing at the sky.
Yami fell over anime style. "Baka! Bow before him now in apology!" he shouted.
"I won't bow, because he hates me!" shouted Yami Bakura. "I've never had good luck!"
"I have never cursed you." boomed the voice. "Think back..."
Yami Bakura began thinking back on all his misfortunes. One after another for a good half hour. He looked up. "You know what.."
"Yes?"
"You're right..." said Yami Bakura. "Everything bad that happened was.. " his eyes darted around, "... either my fault or someone else's..."
"Indeed!!" shouted the voice, even louder than before which caused Yami Bakura and Yami to fall to the ground. "So I have not cursed you?"
"I guess not." said Yami Bakura, shrugging.
"So you falsely cursed out at me in rage, then?"
"I guess so.."
"And for that.. I will curse you now!!" shouted Ra's voice from above the clouds.
"What?!" shouted Yami Bakura, jumping to his feet.
"I, the great god Ra, ruler of all gods and blah blah blah.. " shouted the voice. "Curse thee, Yami Bakura... with Chibiness!!"
"Chibiness? What the hell?" asked Yami Bakura.
Then a magical light came down from the clouds and hit Yami Bakura full force. Yami watched on with huge eyes, much like this: O.O
When the light had vanished, Yami looked over and Yami Bakura. It was then he began snorting with laughter.
"What?" asked Yami Bakura, his voice a bit more high pitched than normal. "Wait! My voice? Why is it different?!" he shouted.
"Look at yourself!" shouted Yami, falling to the ground with laughter.
Yami Bakura looked down. "Gah!" he shouted. "I've... shrunk!! I'm a chibi!!!"
"That is the Curse of the Chibi." said Ra's voice from the clouds.
"Baka!!" shouted Yami Bakura. "I can't believe you turned me into a chibi!! That has got to be the worst curse ever!! I can't believe you!! Damn you!!" he shouted in rage.
All the while, Yami roared with laughter.
"With a curse, and you still curse at the Almighty Ra?" asked Ra's voice.
"Yes! I do!" shouted Chibi Yami Bakura. "I curse at you, Damned Ra!!"
The skies boomed once again. "How dare you curse out at Ra!!" shouted the voice. "For that, I will also curse all of your friends with Chibiness!!"
Chibi Yami Bakura looked up at the sky. "Uhh.." he said.
"What now?" asked Ra.
"I only have.. one friend..."
Ra would have fallen over, anime style, had he not been a voice. "Only.. one?"
Chibi Y. Bakura nodded.
"Then.." started Ra. He paused for a bit. "I will also curse all of your enemies with Chibiness!!" he shouted.
"What?!" shouted Yami.
"Huh?!" shouted Chibi Y. Bakura.
Several lights like lightening bolts scattered around the city, striking in various areas. All was quiet for a bit as Chibi Y. Bakura's eyes darted back and forth, trying to contemplate what just happened.
"Nooo!!!" came a shout that sounded like Yami.
Chibi Y. Bakura looked in the direction the shout had come from. "Gah?" he asked, mouth dropping and arms falling to his side.
"I'm a Chibi!!!!" shouted Yami.
Now, it was Y. Bakura's turn to laugh hysterically. "Now that is funny!!" he shouted, falling to the ground.
"Why, Ra? Why?" shouted Chibi Yami to the skies.
Everything was silent up in the clouds. Chibi Y. Bakura and Yami looked up and waited to hear Ra's reply.
"Noooooooooooo!!!!" came Ra's voice from in the clouds. The city shook at the sound of the echoing scream. His unseen eyes darted back and forth. "I turned myself ..... " his eyes looked left and right once again. " ... into a CHIBI!!!" he shouted.
Chibi Y.Bakura fell over and Chibi Yami sweat dropped.
"I guess that means Ra is your enemy, Bakura..." said the Chibi Yami.
"No no no no no!!!" shouted Ra.
"Why not just change yourself back?" asked Chibi Yami.
"I ... I... don't know how!!" shouted Ra.
Now both Chibi Y.Bakura and Chibi Yami fell over.
"You mean you cast a Curse and you do not know the countercurse of it?!" shouted Chibi Y. Bakura in rage.
"I didn't think I would ever curse myself..." said Ra.
Both Chibis sweatdropped.
"So until I find the countercurse, you will all remain as Chibis!!" shouted Ra. "I bid thee all farewell!!"
There was another rumbling sound and then it was quiet once more.
Chibi Y. Bakura and Chibi Yami glanced at each other. "Ahhh!!" they screamed.
"How could this have happened to me?!" wailed Chibi Y.Bakura.
"Don't be such an idiot, idiot!" shouted Chibi Yami. "If you never cursed out at Ra, we wouldn't be in this situation to begin with!"
"The only reason I cursed at him was because he looked down upon me and hated me! He was trying to make my life a living hell!" shouted Chibi Y.Bakura
"Oh just shut up!" shouted Chibi Yami. "You made your own life a living hell!"
"So what if I did! I can still blame Ra for it, can't I?"
"Not if he turns everyone into freakin chibis!!!" shouted Chibi Yami furiously.
"Hmm.. Interesting point.." said Chibi Y.Bakura.
"Whatever.." said Chibi Yami. "But I am going home now..."
"Wait! Don't leave me here, Yami you fool!!" shouted Chibi. Y.Bakura.
"Where do you want me to leave you? France?"
"Stop with the wise cracks, baka. If we're chibis, we're gonna stay together because if Ra shows up again, he might tell both of us to be here! And I don't want to have to search the whole damn city just to find you so I can be turned back to normal!!"
"You know.. you're voice is different." said Chibi Yami. "Its actually kinda funny, listening to a chibi like yourself swear and such."
Chibi Y.Bakura narrowed his eyes. "What's your point?" he asked.
"Don't have one. Now.. for the last time, I'm going home." said Chibi Yami, begining to walk down the street towards the Kame Game Shop.
"Wait! At least help me find my blasted hikari!!"
"Don't you remember? Bakura is over at Yugi's. He didn't want to be around when you lost the chess match. Something about fires spreading everywhere.. I dunno.."
"Then I am coming with you." said Chibi Y.Bakura. "To get my hikari to get me out of this mess." he said, running up to catch up with Yami.
"Suit yourself." said Chibi Yami, not bothering to wait for him to catch up.
As Chibi Yami walked down the street, Chibi Y.Bakura trudged along behind him at some distance, as if embarassed to be seen with him.
"And you were the one that told me not to leave you behind," said Chibi Yami. "And here you are, tagging along ten feet behind me."
Chibi Yami Bakura only growled.
"Did you just growl?"
"What makes you think I would lower myself down to that level?"
"Well I heard something, and it wasn't a word."
"So what makes you think it was a growl?"
"What else would it be?"
"A low rumble."
"Isn't that the same as a growl?"
"No!"
"I think it is."
"Well its not."
"You sure about that?"
"Yes."
"Postive?"
"Yes!"
"Whatever.. I still say you growled."
"And I say I didn't!"
"...."
"Say something!"
"I have nothing to say."
"Think of something!"
"Why?"
"Because!"
"If there is no reason to say anything, then why should I talk?"
"I'm trying to prove that I am better than you so if you don't talk, its just me talking!"
"..."
"Dammit!!"
"Any reason you just said that?"
"Oh, so now you speak to me?"
"I was asking a question."
"Well I have no answer!"
"Fine."
"Eh?"
"I said fine. As in whatever."
"Do you not care that I am trying to outwit you?"
"I could care less."
"What is wrong with you?!"
"I don't have any idea what you mean by that."
"Normally when people are trying to prove that they're smarter than another, the person they are trying to prove that to fights back."
"Oh."
"Oh? All you say is oh?!"
"Yes."
"I hate you."
"Thats nice."
"Are you even listening to me?"
"I'm sorry, what did you say?"
"Now that was said on purpose..."
"And what if it was?"
"I'll beat you into a bloody pulp."
"Thats not nice.. a bloody chibi wouldn't be cute."
"Curses! I forgot about the Chibi thing!"
"Now that was stupid."
"Are you calling me stupid?"
"No. I merely said that you forgetting you were a chibi was stupid."
"Right. But thats the same as saying I am stupid."
"Sure.. if you want it to be that way."
"What do you mean by that?"
"Whatever you want it to mean."
"You make no sense!"
"Actually, to myself I make perfect sense. You're the one who is confusing."
"Shut up."
"But you were the one that told me to talk in the first place."
"But I didn't mean cracking wise-ass remarks!"
"Oh, then what did you mean?"
"I-you.. err..."
"Riiiight..."
"Go to hell."
There was silence for a bit, as neither could think of something to say.
"I'm outta comebacks." said Chibi Yami.
"Yup, me too." said Chibi Y.Bakura.
They walked on in silence for a bit once more, until they neared the Kame Game Shop. From down the street, the two chibis could hear a hysterical laughter. They glanced at each other.
"That sounds like your hikari's grandfather." said Chibi Y.Bakura.
"Yeah it does." replied Yami. "I wonder what he's laughing at.."
They picked up speed and dashed down the street. Two little chibis with swirlie legs.
The two stared at the door.
"You go in first." said Chibi Y. Bakura.
"Why?"
"Its your stupid house."
"Oh yeah.." said Chibi Yami. Chibi Yami Bakura smacked his forehead as Yami opened the door. The two peered inside curiously, afraid of what would be seen.
They blinked.
MD: sooooooo?