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Chapter 8: Wounded Mage
Eiko was sitting in the comic shop looking for a manga that Vivi would like. She had been looking for hours, but had found none that she thought Vivi would like. She had enough to get him at least three, but she didn't know which to get him. That's when Eiko got one of her bright ideas.
"I know! I'll ask that clerk over there!"
The clerk was a pimply-faced teen with pink hair and tattoos. In other words, not somebody you would like a six-year-old talking to.
"Excuse me mister, do you have a comic that an older boy would like?" she said.
Sure, I'll help." He said boredly, and he led her to the section entitled "Hentai/Yaoi Manga", not bothering to ask how much older Vivi was. Eiko looked around at this aisle. There were scantily clad women all over the covers, men in dresses, and women kissing women.
"I've never seen comics like these before." She said in awe as she picked a book off the shelf. She read the title out loud. "Wounded Man".
She began to open the book, when the clerk said, "Trust me, you don't wanna read that. It really is for older boys." So she put it under her arm. That's when she noticed on with a pretty girl on it.
Steiner, Garnet, Zidane, Jiji, Blank, Amarant, and Freya were all at the party grounds setting out the plates and forks.
"This is gonna be the best party!" said garnet, uncovering a dish of raw steak. "I brought the best steak au tartar we had!"
Freya uncovered her dish. "I brought the shellfish salad."
Steiner put his on the table. "I brought fresh mussels."
Zidane smiled proudly. "And I decorated!"
"We can tell." Everyone said as they looked around at the questionable pictures on the trees. Jiji was still staring at the picture of the female Black Waltz.
"I'd shag her in a second!" They heard him say, and he began to french the poster."
"Jiji!" said Garnet
"Garnet!" said Jiji.
"Zidane!"
"Steiner!"
"Freya!"
"Rocky!"
"Wrong script." Said the author putting her head in her hands.
And the scene ended while the author tried to find the right script.
Eiko was looking at the comic on the shelf. It was titled "Tomie"
"Wow, Vivi'd love that!" she said.
(A/N: "Tomie" is an adult horror manga.)
Eiko looked up at the clerk. "What can you tell me about this comic book? Is it a good one?"
The clerk actually smiled. "Damn good one!" he said. "It'll keep you up alllllll night it's so good."
Eiko picked it up. "Should I look at it to see if he'd like it?"
"NO! that one is also for much older people. You wouldn't understand or like it."
So Eiko put the comic under her arm and went looking for the last one. She spotted one titled "Ranma ½"
"Wow, that one has animals!" she said when she spotted the panda on the front. "He'd love that!"
(A/N: In Ranma ½, Ranma is a boy who turns into a girl, and his father turns into a panda when they are splashed in cold water. It's a s_x comedy, not to make anyone feel like idiots.)
Eiko held it up for the clerk to see. "What about this one?"
The clerk laughed. "Oh man, that one is so friggin' HILARIOUS!"
Eiko put that one under her arm. "I bet I'm not supposed to read this one either, am I?"
"Nope." Said the clerk. "And lie about your age when you pay for them.
"Okay", she said, and she was off to the front desk.
The food, plates, utensils, and cokes were now all set on the table. There was a pink frilly tablecloth on the picnic table (Because Garnet picked up the wrong tablecloth from the tailor) and the presents were stacked up on one end of the table.
Blank beamed. "This is gonna be the best un-surprise party we ever-" WHOCK!
Zidane stood back with Mr. Whacky. "All who speak Ill of Vivi's party must answer to Mr. Whacky."
"Couldn't you have picked a better name for it?" asked Garnet.
"For the first ten months of his life, when he was still part of my indoor plumbing, his name WAS 'Cheryl.'"
"Why did you change it?
"Have you ever called a plumber and said, 'Cheryl's loose, she needs to be screwed in good this time."
Everyone, even Steiner, nearly died laughing.
"That plumber was pretty upset over that little bit of false advertising."
"I bring cake!" they heard. Quina was coming up the hill carrying the cake. As he put it on the table, everyone stared at the mass of gray frosting and Technicolor sprinkles.
"What the hell is that?" asked Zidane.
"It cake!" said Quina "Quina never bake cake before. Only fine cuisine."
"We can see that." Said Steiner.
"Wait up!" Eiko was coming up the hill with a wrapped package and two covered dishes "I brought three comic books , my famous 7and ½ alarm chili, and the hollandaise that Quina forgot."
As everyone talked and laughed, and all the guests arrived, Ruby glanced down the hill and called out, "HEY! HE'S COMING!"
Everyone hid in wait for their friend.
Chapter 8: Wounded Mage
Eiko was sitting in the comic shop looking for a manga that Vivi would like. She had been looking for hours, but had found none that she thought Vivi would like. She had enough to get him at least three, but she didn't know which to get him. That's when Eiko got one of her bright ideas.
"I know! I'll ask that clerk over there!"
The clerk was a pimply-faced teen with pink hair and tattoos. In other words, not somebody you would like a six-year-old talking to.
"Excuse me mister, do you have a comic that an older boy would like?" she said.
Sure, I'll help." He said boredly, and he led her to the section entitled "Hentai/Yaoi Manga", not bothering to ask how much older Vivi was. Eiko looked around at this aisle. There were scantily clad women all over the covers, men in dresses, and women kissing women.
"I've never seen comics like these before." She said in awe as she picked a book off the shelf. She read the title out loud. "Wounded Man".
She began to open the book, when the clerk said, "Trust me, you don't wanna read that. It really is for older boys." So she put it under her arm. That's when she noticed on with a pretty girl on it.
Steiner, Garnet, Zidane, Jiji, Blank, Amarant, and Freya were all at the party grounds setting out the plates and forks.
"This is gonna be the best party!" said garnet, uncovering a dish of raw steak. "I brought the best steak au tartar we had!"
Freya uncovered her dish. "I brought the shellfish salad."
Steiner put his on the table. "I brought fresh mussels."
Zidane smiled proudly. "And I decorated!"
"We can tell." Everyone said as they looked around at the questionable pictures on the trees. Jiji was still staring at the picture of the female Black Waltz.
"I'd shag her in a second!" They heard him say, and he began to french the poster."
"Jiji!" said Garnet
"Garnet!" said Jiji.
"Zidane!"
"Steiner!"
"Freya!"
"Rocky!"
"Wrong script." Said the author putting her head in her hands.
And the scene ended while the author tried to find the right script.
Eiko was looking at the comic on the shelf. It was titled "Tomie"
"Wow, Vivi'd love that!" she said.
(A/N: "Tomie" is an adult horror manga.)
Eiko looked up at the clerk. "What can you tell me about this comic book? Is it a good one?"
The clerk actually smiled. "Damn good one!" he said. "It'll keep you up alllllll night it's so good."
Eiko picked it up. "Should I look at it to see if he'd like it?"
"NO! that one is also for much older people. You wouldn't understand or like it."
So Eiko put the comic under her arm and went looking for the last one. She spotted one titled "Ranma ½"
"Wow, that one has animals!" she said when she spotted the panda on the front. "He'd love that!"
(A/N: In Ranma ½, Ranma is a boy who turns into a girl, and his father turns into a panda when they are splashed in cold water. It's a s_x comedy, not to make anyone feel like idiots.)
Eiko held it up for the clerk to see. "What about this one?"
The clerk laughed. "Oh man, that one is so friggin' HILARIOUS!"
Eiko put that one under her arm. "I bet I'm not supposed to read this one either, am I?"
"Nope." Said the clerk. "And lie about your age when you pay for them.
"Okay", she said, and she was off to the front desk.
The food, plates, utensils, and cokes were now all set on the table. There was a pink frilly tablecloth on the picnic table (Because Garnet picked up the wrong tablecloth from the tailor) and the presents were stacked up on one end of the table.
Blank beamed. "This is gonna be the best un-surprise party we ever-" WHOCK!
Zidane stood back with Mr. Whacky. "All who speak Ill of Vivi's party must answer to Mr. Whacky."
"Couldn't you have picked a better name for it?" asked Garnet.
"For the first ten months of his life, when he was still part of my indoor plumbing, his name WAS 'Cheryl.'"
"Why did you change it?
"Have you ever called a plumber and said, 'Cheryl's loose, she needs to be screwed in good this time."
Everyone, even Steiner, nearly died laughing.
"That plumber was pretty upset over that little bit of false advertising."
"I bring cake!" they heard. Quina was coming up the hill carrying the cake. As he put it on the table, everyone stared at the mass of gray frosting and Technicolor sprinkles.
"What the hell is that?" asked Zidane.
"It cake!" said Quina "Quina never bake cake before. Only fine cuisine."
"We can see that." Said Steiner.
"Wait up!" Eiko was coming up the hill with a wrapped package and two covered dishes "I brought three comic books , my famous 7and ½ alarm chili, and the hollandaise that Quina forgot."
As everyone talked and laughed, and all the guests arrived, Ruby glanced down the hill and called out, "HEY! HE'S COMING!"
Everyone hid in wait for their friend.