MysticalDreamer: according to the thing-y.. there is now a 2 after my
penname.. weird...
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Two: The Curses
"Yugi...?" asked Chibi Yami.
"Hikari..?" asked Chibi Yami Bakura.
Both Yugi and Bakura stood there, with narrowed eyes as Yugi's grandfather looked on laughing hysterically.
"You're chibi!" shouted Chibi Y.Bakura. Then he burst out laughing.
"Well, you are too." said Chibi Bakura.
"Any reason for it, Yami?" asked Chibi Yugi.
"Ask the baka over there." said Chibi Yami, pointing at the chibi verson of Yami Bakura.
"Hey!" he shouted.
"Well, it is your fault." said Chibi Yami.
"..."
"Oh, can't talk now?"
"Shut up!"
"Both of you quiet down and just explain why we're.. chibis.." said Chibi Bakura.
Chibi Yami coughed. "Well, as you know, Yami Bakura gets mad when he loses.. so.. he began to curse out at Ra in rage, etc." he explained. "So Ra got mad, argued a bit with him and then cast the Curse of the Chibi on him. That only got Yami Bakura more angry, so he cursed at Ra again which caused Ra to curse all of his friend's with chibiness too. But, as you know, Yami Bakura's only real friend is Malik, so to expand the punishment, he cursed all of Yami Bakura's enemies with chibiness as well."
"That means the whole city is probably chibis.." said Bakura.
"Shut up." came the reply from his yami.
Chibi Bakura stuck out his toungue.
"So what are we supposed to do now?" asked Chibi Yugi, looking at his yami with huge, huge, large, big, cute chibi eyes.
Chibi Yami took a step back. He was used to the large eyes of his hikari, but they had never been *this* big before. "Umm.."
"The only thing we can do is wait for that stupid Ra to figure out the countercurse.. and who knows how long that is gonna take.." said Chibi Yami Bakura.
"Ohmigod. The baka gave a straight answer.." said Chibi Yami. "Sorta.."
"Shut up." came the reply.
They were quiet for a moment, all of them unsure as to what to do.
"Now what?" asked Chibi Bakura, stating the obvious.
"Should we just go wander around the city and look cute?" asked Chibi Yugi.
"Are you crazy?!" shouted Chibi Yami Bakura. "I don't wanna be cute!!"
"But all chibis are cute." said Chibi Bakura. "Even you."
"Are you calling me cute?!" shouted Chibi Y. Bakura.
"All chibis are cute." said Chibi Yugi. "Just leave it at that."
Chibi Y. Bakura resorted to mumbling something in ancient Egyptian.
"So, back to where we were before.." said Chibi Yami. "Now what?"
"We should go find other chibis!" shouted Chibi Yugi. He looked at Yami with the huge eyes, turned puppy dog like eyes.
"Not the eyes!" shouted Chibi Yami. "Anything but the eyes!" he said, shielding his own.
Chibi Yugi snickered. "Well, I'm going to search." he said.
"I'll come!" shouted Chibi Bakura. And with that, the two headed out the door.
"Should we follow them?" asked Chibi Yami.
"Won't effect me." said Chibi Yami Bakura.
"Well, you're not staying at my house alone so you're coming with us." said Chibi Yami. He began to push the ancient thief out the door.
"Get your goody two shoe hands off me!" shouted Chibi Yami Bakura.
Chibi Yami did, but gave him a shove and he went flying out the door. Then he started to walk down the street, following his hikari and Chibi Bakura. Chibi Yami Bakura stood up, grumbling, but also followed.
"So where should we go first?" asked Chibi Yugi.
"Lets head to Joey's." said Chibi Bakura.
"Okay!" said Chibi Yugi.
Tagging along behind, Chibi Yami Bakura tugged on Yami's sleave. "Are they always so cheerful?" he asked, in a low voice, but full of disgust.
"You don't even know what cheerful is." said Chibi Yami. He shook him off. "And let go of my shoulder."
Chibi Yami Bakura glared, and dropped back so he was walking about four feet behind them. He seemed embarassed to be seen with them, even though he was already much shorter than he normally was...
"@%*$ !!!" came a shout, which caused all four chibis to stop dead in their tracks. The voice was loud, yet somewhat squeaky and cutesy. But a little eight year old wouldn't use that kind of language.. would they?
"@%*$!!!" they shouted again. "What in all the hells?!?!" they continued shouting.
The four chibis looked at each other, then dashed in the direction the shouts had come from. Yes, again with the swirly legs.
Their heads looked around the corner of a building, and their mouths dropped.
"@%*$ this &%#^!!!!" shouted a Chibi Malik.
"I knew *you* were bad," said Chibi Yami to Chibi Yami Bakura. "But this.. this is worse!"
Chibi Malik was fuming, cursing up a storm- at no one in particular- and getting a wide gap around himself from passerbys.
"Malik?" asked Chibi Yami Bakura.
Chibi Malik looked up from his shouts and stopped for a moment. "Hello." he said shortly to Yami Bakura, before continuing to curse again.
Then he did a double take and saw that Bakura too was a chibi. He dashed over with swirly legs and glared at him.
"And just why the hell are we all chibis?!" he shouted at him.
"Excuse, Malik?" asked Yami. "Stop the cursing. We gotta keep this pg." he said.
"I don't give a damn!!" shouted Chibi Malik.
"Not to mention that you are a short, cute, adorable chibi, who when curses in rage.. well, it just isn't chibi like." said Chibi Yami.
"I am NOT a chibi!!" shouted Chibi Malik.
"Well.. at the moment, yes you are." said Chibi Yami. "Deal with it."
Chibi Malik glared. "Fine.. if I am a chibi... then why are you all chibis too?" he asked.
"Ask the baka over there." said Chibi Yami, pointing to Yami Bakura.
"Just what did you do!?" shouted Chibi Malik.
"Why don't I just save some time and tell the story to everyone when we find them all?" asked Chibi Yami Bakura.
"Hmm..." said Chibi Yami. "I guess that makes sense."
"Then lets hurry up and find them, so I can find out why the-"
"BEEP!" shouted Chibi Yugi.
"What are you doing?" asked Chibi Malik.
"I will be your censor." said Chibi Yugi. "Everytime you go to say something *bad*, I will shout 'BEEP'." he grinned, with wide eyes.
"Why should I let you do that?" asked Chibi Malik.
"Why shouldn't you?" asked Chibi Yugi, looking at him with the large, huge, puppy dog, chibi eyes. Chibi Yami muttered something along the lines of "not the eyes!" while Chibi Malik took a step back.
"Such.. big eyes.." he said. Chibi Yugi continued to stare. "All right! Fine! Be my censor! Just don't do the eyes!!" he shouted, shielding his own eyes.
Chibi Yugi grinned and high fived Chibi Bakura. "So where were we going? Joey's?" he asked.
"I believe so." said Chibi Bakura.
The now group of five chibis headed along towards Joey's house and looked around. That's when Chibi Yami Bakura stopped short.
Chibi Malik turned around. "What's with you?" he asked.
Chibi Yami Bakura's eyes darted back and forth. "Is it me.. or is.."
Chibi Yami looked around. His eye's widened and his mouth dropped. "Is EVERYONE you're enemy?" he shouted.
"Why do ask that..." asked Chibi Yami Bakura nervously.
"Because just about EVERYONE I see is a CHIBI!" shouted Chibi Yami.
They all began to look around, and sure enough, just about every passerby was a chibi. But they didn't seem to notice it.
"Either mere mortals are stupid, or something is wrong." said Chibi Yami Bakura. "How can they not realize they shrunk about three feet in height?" he asked.
The five pondered this for a moment in silence.
"Oh well." said Chibi Yami Bakura. "Doesn't effect me. Let's just go."
Everyone nodded and continued on their way. In a few minutes, they arrived at Joey's house. Chibi Yugi went to ring the doorbell. He tried again. And again.
"Too short?" asked Chibi Malik.
Chibi Yugi glared at him.
"Oh sorry." said Chibi Malik, sarcastically. He then proceeded to bang on the door, realizing that the doorbell would not be rung.
"I'm comin', I'm comin'!" came a shout from inside the house. It sounded like Joey.. but it was different. More squeaky. The then the door flew open. "Ya didn't have knock on the door so freakin' loud! It's a good thing my dad's not here.. " he said.
Chibi Malik and Chibi Yami Bakura then began to laugh hysterically.
"I see you've become chibi as well." said Chibi Yami, to Chibi Joey.
"Ya think?" asked Chibi Joey. "And just WHY am I a chibi?"
All the chibis pointed to Chibi Yami Bakura, who ceased laughing and just started to glare at everything and anything.
"No one's gonna take me seriously even more now, now that I'm a chibi!!" shouted Chibi Joey. He ran his hands through his hair furiously.
"Well, come with us." said Chibi Yugi. With the large eyes. "We're going to find everyone else now." he said.
"Yeah, hang on." said Chibi Joey. "I wanna donut." he said and disappeared into his house. In a minute or so, he came out with a bag full of donuts. "Awrigh, les go!" he said with a mouthfull of donut as well.
Now, the group of six chibis, headed off in search of more chibis. Although, seeing as most of the city was chibi-sized, they didn't have to look far. But they wanted to find a chibi that they knew, so they searched on.
"You shouldn't be complaining!" came another shout. "You didn't shrink down to half your size!!" he shouted.
"I still got smaller..."
"But you were small, Mokuba."
"I know that Seto, but-"
"Look! It's Kaiba and Mokuba!" said Chibi Yugi. He dashed over to them, the other chibis at his heals. Swirly legs.
Kaiba looked -kind of- down on them. "I see you've shrunk too.." he said.
"We didn't shrink." said Chibi Yugi. "We've become Chibis!" he shouted with a smile, with the large, huge, puppy dog chibi eyes.
"Not the eyes!!" came the shout from Chibi Yami.
Chibi Kaiba took a step back. "I didn't think it was possible for your eyes to get any larger.." he said. "But I am mistaken..."
"So, if we're all chibis, and you're all chibis," started Chibi Mokuba. "Why?"
Once again, everyone pointed to Chibi Yami Bakura, who just glared once again.
"If you would like to join us," said Chibi Yami. "We're looking for Tea and Tristan, and anyone else we know along the way. Then, that baka," he pointed to Chibi Yami Bakura again, who glared again, "is going to explain to everyone just why they're chibis."
"Then I will come." said Chibi Kaiba. "I'd like to know why I'm a chibi, straight from the person who caused it's mouth."
Chibi Mokuba grabbed his brother's arm. "Seto? You promised me candy.." he said. Chibi Kaiba sighed.
"All right, all right.." he said. "Hold on while I get him candy.."
In a few minutes, they headed off again, with the Kaiba brothers coming along. But the younger of said brothers was bouncing around in a chibi like fashion, clutching two lollypops in each hand.
"Thanks for the candy Seto I really love candy it's so great that you got it for me because it's so yummy and I love to eat candy isn't it just the best food in the world it tastes so good and I just love to eat it and eat it because it's so yummy!" said Chibi Mokuba in one breath.
Chibi Malik and Chibi Yami Bakura stared.
"Any particular reason you two are staring at me do you wanna have a staring contest or something or do you want my candy well you can't have my candy because it's all mine and I love candy so get your own candy because these are all mine!!" said Chibi Mokuba, once again in one breath.
"Wow." said Chibi Yami Bakura.
"You can say that again." said Chibi Malik.
"Wow." said Chibi Yami Bakura. Chibi Malik rolled his eyes.
The group continued on, ignoring the chattering nonsense of Chibi Mokuba on sugar and candy. Chibi Kaiba walked along in solitute, while Chibi Malik and Chibi Yami Bakura walked four feet behind the rest. The other four chibis were in front of Chibi Mokuba, looking around at all the passerbys in their chibiness. One was eating a donut.
"YUGI!!" came an extremely squeaky, squeaky, undoubtedly female voice. Chibi Yugi looked around and saw two chibis in the distance running towards them. Swirly legged.
"It looks like.. Tristan and Tea." said Chibi Bakura, squinting in the distance.
In a matter of seconds, a Chibi Tea and Chibi Tristan appeared in front of them. Chibi Yugi smiled, making his large, huge, puppy dog chibi eyes get larger.
"Hi guys! You saved us time. We were looking for you!" he said.
"How come we're all chibis?" asked Chibi Tristan. Once again, everyone pointed at Chibi Yami Bakura.
"Will you all stop pointing at me?!" he shouted.
"It seems as if everyone that we were looking for is here now." said Chibi Yami. "So why don't you explain why we are all chibis.. again?" he grinned slyly.
"I hate you all." said Chibi Yami Bakura.
"Thats my line." said Chibi Malik.
Chibi Tea looked over at the two and and appeared to be studying them. Chibi Malik noticed this and narrowed his eyes at her, causing her to turn away quickly.
"I will not explain it." said Chibi Yami Bakura.
"Would you rather me do it, and make it sound worse?" asked Chibi Yami.
"Fine." grumbled Chibi Yami Bakura. "I was playing chess with Yami here and-"
"Oh forget it! If you're gonna restate the entire thing from start to finish, I'll do it!" shouted Chibi Yami. "He got pissed off and cursed at Ra, who in return cursed all of Yami Bakura's friends and enemies with chibiness!" he said.
Everyone stared. The stares turned into glares as their eyes drifted towards Chibi Yami Bakura. He took a step backward. "Hey. Ra said he was gonna try and find the countercurse.. because he turned himself into a chibi too.." he said.
They stopped glaring. "Ra.. is a chibi?" asked Chibi Malik. "That means.. he is your enemy .. too?" he asked.
"Apparently.." said Chibi Yami Bakura.
Chibi Malik burst out loud laughing. "Ra.. is .. your enemy.. Now *that* is funny.."
"And you're supposed to be my only friend..." said Chibi Yami Bakura.
"Think of his enemies." said Chibi Bakura.
"His enemies are the whole world." said Chibi Yami. "That's why.. the world is now full of short people with large eyes."
Chibi Yugi grinned with the eyes again.
Chibi Yami cringed. "I don't think eyes can get any bigger than those..." he said.
All the chibis stood in silence for a moment.
"Now what?" asked Chibi Tristan.
"Good question." said Chibi Joey, stuffing a donut in his mouth.
The number of chibis who I don't feel like counting, stood around, doing nothing. Just staring.
"Maybe we should just go about what we do normally?" asked Chibi Tea.
"Well, none of us have jobs-" started Chibi Tristan.
Chibi Kaiba coughed.
"Except Kaiba so there really isn't anything to do..." Chibi Tristan finished.
Everyone's eyes scanned everyone, just looking. When Chibi Malik's eyes crossed Chibi Tea's, she began to giggle furiously. Chibi Malik eyed her.
"No, it's my candy no one can have my candy because it's all mine I'm gonna eat it all by myself because I can and because it's mine my brother bought it for me and I love my brother so anything from him I always treasure even if it is food that will be gone shortly so this is my candy from my brother so go buy your own because this candy holds a special place in my heart." said Chibi Mokuba in one breath, glaring at Chibi Joey who looked as if he wanted to steal it.
"Umm right." said Chibi Joey, shoving another donut in his mouth. "Keep yer candy.. I got donuts.."
"Good because candy is better than donuts especially because this candy is special because it's from my brother and I love my brother so this candy is better than donuts candy lasts longer than donuts even if I do like donuts I like candy better because it gives you a better jolt of energy and helps you get through the day better."
By now, everyone was staring at Chibi Mokuba. He became aware of this, and clutched his candy tightly.
"This is my candy no one else can have it it's all-"
Chibi Kaiba put a hand over his little brother's mouth. "Just ignore.. him." he said. "Especially when he's had... sugar."
"Why do you keep giving him sugar if he gets this way?" asked Chibi Malik. "It seems stupid to do so."
"Well.. he is my little brother and I do tend.. to.. umm.." started Chibi Kaiba.
"Spoil him?" asked Chibi Malik, raising an eyebrow.
"Well.. yes I guess that's the word." said Chibi Kaiba.
Chibi Malik snorted and turned away. He looked right at Chibi Tea, who seemed as if she was staring at him, but when he looked over, she turned away. He narrowed his eyes.
The chibis once again, stood around, unsure of what they should do next.
MD: ^___^ review please! and if you have any ideas of things the chibis could do, let me know. I've already gotten two from bakurakrazie and purpleangel. full credit when their ideas happen ^___^ wow, two smiley things in one paragraph... oh yes, perhaps i should mention.. this fic will contain NO YAOI!! or shonen-ai..
anyway- i didnt expect to get as many reviews as i did, and i must thank you all!! ::pulls out a list of names:: okay then, here they are: bakurakrazie, takuya, yugiohluver, darkpyra1, happimimi, Towairaito Zoon, Evil Chibi Malik, Niva, Duet Maxwell, and Akanasu. MUCH THANKS!
need i say, that i do not own yugioh?
Two: The Curses
"Yugi...?" asked Chibi Yami.
"Hikari..?" asked Chibi Yami Bakura.
Both Yugi and Bakura stood there, with narrowed eyes as Yugi's grandfather looked on laughing hysterically.
"You're chibi!" shouted Chibi Y.Bakura. Then he burst out laughing.
"Well, you are too." said Chibi Bakura.
"Any reason for it, Yami?" asked Chibi Yugi.
"Ask the baka over there." said Chibi Yami, pointing at the chibi verson of Yami Bakura.
"Hey!" he shouted.
"Well, it is your fault." said Chibi Yami.
"..."
"Oh, can't talk now?"
"Shut up!"
"Both of you quiet down and just explain why we're.. chibis.." said Chibi Bakura.
Chibi Yami coughed. "Well, as you know, Yami Bakura gets mad when he loses.. so.. he began to curse out at Ra in rage, etc." he explained. "So Ra got mad, argued a bit with him and then cast the Curse of the Chibi on him. That only got Yami Bakura more angry, so he cursed at Ra again which caused Ra to curse all of his friend's with chibiness too. But, as you know, Yami Bakura's only real friend is Malik, so to expand the punishment, he cursed all of Yami Bakura's enemies with chibiness as well."
"That means the whole city is probably chibis.." said Bakura.
"Shut up." came the reply from his yami.
Chibi Bakura stuck out his toungue.
"So what are we supposed to do now?" asked Chibi Yugi, looking at his yami with huge, huge, large, big, cute chibi eyes.
Chibi Yami took a step back. He was used to the large eyes of his hikari, but they had never been *this* big before. "Umm.."
"The only thing we can do is wait for that stupid Ra to figure out the countercurse.. and who knows how long that is gonna take.." said Chibi Yami Bakura.
"Ohmigod. The baka gave a straight answer.." said Chibi Yami. "Sorta.."
"Shut up." came the reply.
They were quiet for a moment, all of them unsure as to what to do.
"Now what?" asked Chibi Bakura, stating the obvious.
"Should we just go wander around the city and look cute?" asked Chibi Yugi.
"Are you crazy?!" shouted Chibi Yami Bakura. "I don't wanna be cute!!"
"But all chibis are cute." said Chibi Bakura. "Even you."
"Are you calling me cute?!" shouted Chibi Y. Bakura.
"All chibis are cute." said Chibi Yugi. "Just leave it at that."
Chibi Y. Bakura resorted to mumbling something in ancient Egyptian.
"So, back to where we were before.." said Chibi Yami. "Now what?"
"We should go find other chibis!" shouted Chibi Yugi. He looked at Yami with the huge eyes, turned puppy dog like eyes.
"Not the eyes!" shouted Chibi Yami. "Anything but the eyes!" he said, shielding his own.
Chibi Yugi snickered. "Well, I'm going to search." he said.
"I'll come!" shouted Chibi Bakura. And with that, the two headed out the door.
"Should we follow them?" asked Chibi Yami.
"Won't effect me." said Chibi Yami Bakura.
"Well, you're not staying at my house alone so you're coming with us." said Chibi Yami. He began to push the ancient thief out the door.
"Get your goody two shoe hands off me!" shouted Chibi Yami Bakura.
Chibi Yami did, but gave him a shove and he went flying out the door. Then he started to walk down the street, following his hikari and Chibi Bakura. Chibi Yami Bakura stood up, grumbling, but also followed.
"So where should we go first?" asked Chibi Yugi.
"Lets head to Joey's." said Chibi Bakura.
"Okay!" said Chibi Yugi.
Tagging along behind, Chibi Yami Bakura tugged on Yami's sleave. "Are they always so cheerful?" he asked, in a low voice, but full of disgust.
"You don't even know what cheerful is." said Chibi Yami. He shook him off. "And let go of my shoulder."
Chibi Yami Bakura glared, and dropped back so he was walking about four feet behind them. He seemed embarassed to be seen with them, even though he was already much shorter than he normally was...
"@%*$ !!!" came a shout, which caused all four chibis to stop dead in their tracks. The voice was loud, yet somewhat squeaky and cutesy. But a little eight year old wouldn't use that kind of language.. would they?
"@%*$!!!" they shouted again. "What in all the hells?!?!" they continued shouting.
The four chibis looked at each other, then dashed in the direction the shouts had come from. Yes, again with the swirly legs.
Their heads looked around the corner of a building, and their mouths dropped.
"@%*$ this &%#^!!!!" shouted a Chibi Malik.
"I knew *you* were bad," said Chibi Yami to Chibi Yami Bakura. "But this.. this is worse!"
Chibi Malik was fuming, cursing up a storm- at no one in particular- and getting a wide gap around himself from passerbys.
"Malik?" asked Chibi Yami Bakura.
Chibi Malik looked up from his shouts and stopped for a moment. "Hello." he said shortly to Yami Bakura, before continuing to curse again.
Then he did a double take and saw that Bakura too was a chibi. He dashed over with swirly legs and glared at him.
"And just why the hell are we all chibis?!" he shouted at him.
"Excuse, Malik?" asked Yami. "Stop the cursing. We gotta keep this pg." he said.
"I don't give a damn!!" shouted Chibi Malik.
"Not to mention that you are a short, cute, adorable chibi, who when curses in rage.. well, it just isn't chibi like." said Chibi Yami.
"I am NOT a chibi!!" shouted Chibi Malik.
"Well.. at the moment, yes you are." said Chibi Yami. "Deal with it."
Chibi Malik glared. "Fine.. if I am a chibi... then why are you all chibis too?" he asked.
"Ask the baka over there." said Chibi Yami, pointing to Yami Bakura.
"Just what did you do!?" shouted Chibi Malik.
"Why don't I just save some time and tell the story to everyone when we find them all?" asked Chibi Yami Bakura.
"Hmm..." said Chibi Yami. "I guess that makes sense."
"Then lets hurry up and find them, so I can find out why the-"
"BEEP!" shouted Chibi Yugi.
"What are you doing?" asked Chibi Malik.
"I will be your censor." said Chibi Yugi. "Everytime you go to say something *bad*, I will shout 'BEEP'." he grinned, with wide eyes.
"Why should I let you do that?" asked Chibi Malik.
"Why shouldn't you?" asked Chibi Yugi, looking at him with the large, huge, puppy dog, chibi eyes. Chibi Yami muttered something along the lines of "not the eyes!" while Chibi Malik took a step back.
"Such.. big eyes.." he said. Chibi Yugi continued to stare. "All right! Fine! Be my censor! Just don't do the eyes!!" he shouted, shielding his own eyes.
Chibi Yugi grinned and high fived Chibi Bakura. "So where were we going? Joey's?" he asked.
"I believe so." said Chibi Bakura.
The now group of five chibis headed along towards Joey's house and looked around. That's when Chibi Yami Bakura stopped short.
Chibi Malik turned around. "What's with you?" he asked.
Chibi Yami Bakura's eyes darted back and forth. "Is it me.. or is.."
Chibi Yami looked around. His eye's widened and his mouth dropped. "Is EVERYONE you're enemy?" he shouted.
"Why do ask that..." asked Chibi Yami Bakura nervously.
"Because just about EVERYONE I see is a CHIBI!" shouted Chibi Yami.
They all began to look around, and sure enough, just about every passerby was a chibi. But they didn't seem to notice it.
"Either mere mortals are stupid, or something is wrong." said Chibi Yami Bakura. "How can they not realize they shrunk about three feet in height?" he asked.
The five pondered this for a moment in silence.
"Oh well." said Chibi Yami Bakura. "Doesn't effect me. Let's just go."
Everyone nodded and continued on their way. In a few minutes, they arrived at Joey's house. Chibi Yugi went to ring the doorbell. He tried again. And again.
"Too short?" asked Chibi Malik.
Chibi Yugi glared at him.
"Oh sorry." said Chibi Malik, sarcastically. He then proceeded to bang on the door, realizing that the doorbell would not be rung.
"I'm comin', I'm comin'!" came a shout from inside the house. It sounded like Joey.. but it was different. More squeaky. The then the door flew open. "Ya didn't have knock on the door so freakin' loud! It's a good thing my dad's not here.. " he said.
Chibi Malik and Chibi Yami Bakura then began to laugh hysterically.
"I see you've become chibi as well." said Chibi Yami, to Chibi Joey.
"Ya think?" asked Chibi Joey. "And just WHY am I a chibi?"
All the chibis pointed to Chibi Yami Bakura, who ceased laughing and just started to glare at everything and anything.
"No one's gonna take me seriously even more now, now that I'm a chibi!!" shouted Chibi Joey. He ran his hands through his hair furiously.
"Well, come with us." said Chibi Yugi. With the large eyes. "We're going to find everyone else now." he said.
"Yeah, hang on." said Chibi Joey. "I wanna donut." he said and disappeared into his house. In a minute or so, he came out with a bag full of donuts. "Awrigh, les go!" he said with a mouthfull of donut as well.
Now, the group of six chibis, headed off in search of more chibis. Although, seeing as most of the city was chibi-sized, they didn't have to look far. But they wanted to find a chibi that they knew, so they searched on.
"You shouldn't be complaining!" came another shout. "You didn't shrink down to half your size!!" he shouted.
"I still got smaller..."
"But you were small, Mokuba."
"I know that Seto, but-"
"Look! It's Kaiba and Mokuba!" said Chibi Yugi. He dashed over to them, the other chibis at his heals. Swirly legs.
Kaiba looked -kind of- down on them. "I see you've shrunk too.." he said.
"We didn't shrink." said Chibi Yugi. "We've become Chibis!" he shouted with a smile, with the large, huge, puppy dog chibi eyes.
"Not the eyes!!" came the shout from Chibi Yami.
Chibi Kaiba took a step back. "I didn't think it was possible for your eyes to get any larger.." he said. "But I am mistaken..."
"So, if we're all chibis, and you're all chibis," started Chibi Mokuba. "Why?"
Once again, everyone pointed to Chibi Yami Bakura, who just glared once again.
"If you would like to join us," said Chibi Yami. "We're looking for Tea and Tristan, and anyone else we know along the way. Then, that baka," he pointed to Chibi Yami Bakura again, who glared again, "is going to explain to everyone just why they're chibis."
"Then I will come." said Chibi Kaiba. "I'd like to know why I'm a chibi, straight from the person who caused it's mouth."
Chibi Mokuba grabbed his brother's arm. "Seto? You promised me candy.." he said. Chibi Kaiba sighed.
"All right, all right.." he said. "Hold on while I get him candy.."
In a few minutes, they headed off again, with the Kaiba brothers coming along. But the younger of said brothers was bouncing around in a chibi like fashion, clutching two lollypops in each hand.
"Thanks for the candy Seto I really love candy it's so great that you got it for me because it's so yummy and I love to eat candy isn't it just the best food in the world it tastes so good and I just love to eat it and eat it because it's so yummy!" said Chibi Mokuba in one breath.
Chibi Malik and Chibi Yami Bakura stared.
"Any particular reason you two are staring at me do you wanna have a staring contest or something or do you want my candy well you can't have my candy because it's all mine and I love candy so get your own candy because these are all mine!!" said Chibi Mokuba, once again in one breath.
"Wow." said Chibi Yami Bakura.
"You can say that again." said Chibi Malik.
"Wow." said Chibi Yami Bakura. Chibi Malik rolled his eyes.
The group continued on, ignoring the chattering nonsense of Chibi Mokuba on sugar and candy. Chibi Kaiba walked along in solitute, while Chibi Malik and Chibi Yami Bakura walked four feet behind the rest. The other four chibis were in front of Chibi Mokuba, looking around at all the passerbys in their chibiness. One was eating a donut.
"YUGI!!" came an extremely squeaky, squeaky, undoubtedly female voice. Chibi Yugi looked around and saw two chibis in the distance running towards them. Swirly legged.
"It looks like.. Tristan and Tea." said Chibi Bakura, squinting in the distance.
In a matter of seconds, a Chibi Tea and Chibi Tristan appeared in front of them. Chibi Yugi smiled, making his large, huge, puppy dog chibi eyes get larger.
"Hi guys! You saved us time. We were looking for you!" he said.
"How come we're all chibis?" asked Chibi Tristan. Once again, everyone pointed at Chibi Yami Bakura.
"Will you all stop pointing at me?!" he shouted.
"It seems as if everyone that we were looking for is here now." said Chibi Yami. "So why don't you explain why we are all chibis.. again?" he grinned slyly.
"I hate you all." said Chibi Yami Bakura.
"Thats my line." said Chibi Malik.
Chibi Tea looked over at the two and and appeared to be studying them. Chibi Malik noticed this and narrowed his eyes at her, causing her to turn away quickly.
"I will not explain it." said Chibi Yami Bakura.
"Would you rather me do it, and make it sound worse?" asked Chibi Yami.
"Fine." grumbled Chibi Yami Bakura. "I was playing chess with Yami here and-"
"Oh forget it! If you're gonna restate the entire thing from start to finish, I'll do it!" shouted Chibi Yami. "He got pissed off and cursed at Ra, who in return cursed all of Yami Bakura's friends and enemies with chibiness!" he said.
Everyone stared. The stares turned into glares as their eyes drifted towards Chibi Yami Bakura. He took a step backward. "Hey. Ra said he was gonna try and find the countercurse.. because he turned himself into a chibi too.." he said.
They stopped glaring. "Ra.. is a chibi?" asked Chibi Malik. "That means.. he is your enemy .. too?" he asked.
"Apparently.." said Chibi Yami Bakura.
Chibi Malik burst out loud laughing. "Ra.. is .. your enemy.. Now *that* is funny.."
"And you're supposed to be my only friend..." said Chibi Yami Bakura.
"Think of his enemies." said Chibi Bakura.
"His enemies are the whole world." said Chibi Yami. "That's why.. the world is now full of short people with large eyes."
Chibi Yugi grinned with the eyes again.
Chibi Yami cringed. "I don't think eyes can get any bigger than those..." he said.
All the chibis stood in silence for a moment.
"Now what?" asked Chibi Tristan.
"Good question." said Chibi Joey, stuffing a donut in his mouth.
The number of chibis who I don't feel like counting, stood around, doing nothing. Just staring.
"Maybe we should just go about what we do normally?" asked Chibi Tea.
"Well, none of us have jobs-" started Chibi Tristan.
Chibi Kaiba coughed.
"Except Kaiba so there really isn't anything to do..." Chibi Tristan finished.
Everyone's eyes scanned everyone, just looking. When Chibi Malik's eyes crossed Chibi Tea's, she began to giggle furiously. Chibi Malik eyed her.
"No, it's my candy no one can have my candy because it's all mine I'm gonna eat it all by myself because I can and because it's mine my brother bought it for me and I love my brother so anything from him I always treasure even if it is food that will be gone shortly so this is my candy from my brother so go buy your own because this candy holds a special place in my heart." said Chibi Mokuba in one breath, glaring at Chibi Joey who looked as if he wanted to steal it.
"Umm right." said Chibi Joey, shoving another donut in his mouth. "Keep yer candy.. I got donuts.."
"Good because candy is better than donuts especially because this candy is special because it's from my brother and I love my brother so this candy is better than donuts candy lasts longer than donuts even if I do like donuts I like candy better because it gives you a better jolt of energy and helps you get through the day better."
By now, everyone was staring at Chibi Mokuba. He became aware of this, and clutched his candy tightly.
"This is my candy no one else can have it it's all-"
Chibi Kaiba put a hand over his little brother's mouth. "Just ignore.. him." he said. "Especially when he's had... sugar."
"Why do you keep giving him sugar if he gets this way?" asked Chibi Malik. "It seems stupid to do so."
"Well.. he is my little brother and I do tend.. to.. umm.." started Chibi Kaiba.
"Spoil him?" asked Chibi Malik, raising an eyebrow.
"Well.. yes I guess that's the word." said Chibi Kaiba.
Chibi Malik snorted and turned away. He looked right at Chibi Tea, who seemed as if she was staring at him, but when he looked over, she turned away. He narrowed his eyes.
The chibis once again, stood around, unsure of what they should do next.
MD: ^___^ review please! and if you have any ideas of things the chibis could do, let me know. I've already gotten two from bakurakrazie and purpleangel. full credit when their ideas happen ^___^ wow, two smiley things in one paragraph... oh yes, perhaps i should mention.. this fic will contain NO YAOI!! or shonen-ai..