MysticalDreamer: *gasp* ohmigod.. is this actually an update? ::watery
tears:: my first sinse october! ^_______^
well I must say first off, I'm sorry for the very long update. There was one part where for about a month or more I couldn't write. I'd sit there, starring at it going "Now what?" for loooong periods of time. This chapter is a little shorter than others, by maybe a couple paragraphs, but I hope its just as good as the rest! ^^ and i also must apologize for spelling mistakes and bad grammer. i have no spell check -_-. ah well, enough of my incoherent babbling. read on! v^-^
disclaimer: ::cries:: i don't own YuGiOh! .. ::cries:: I wish i had a chibi malik plushie... ::sighs::
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chapter three: The Split
"I know!" shouted Chibi Yugi. "The sky is blue because-"
"No, my large eyed chibi hikari," said Chibi Yami. "We are trying to figure out what we can do in our current... um, forms."
"Let's go get food!" shouted Chibi Joey.
"You just ate an entire package of donuts." said Chibi Malik.
"And?"
Chibi Malik narrowed his eyes. "Moron.." he said, turning away. He turned to see Chibi Téa, staring at him.
She laughed and twirled, then continued to stare at him.
"What the-" started Chibi Malik.
"BEEP!" shouted Chibi Yugi.
"Are you staring at me for?!" shouted Chibi Malik.
Chibi Tea began to giggle furiously again and her face turned red. By now, everyone was looking over at them. Except Mokuba, whose eyes were darting everywhere, to make sure no one was looking to steal his precious candy.
"I love you!" shouted Chibi Téa.
Chibi Malik's eyes got even bigger than Chibi Yugi's.
Chibi Téa began to giggle again as she turned away from him and hid behind Chibi Tristan. He looked briefly behind him at the girl, then he looked back to Malik.
"What the-"
"BEEP!"
"Are you saying?!" shouted Chibi Malik.
Chibi Téa peeked around from behind Chibi Tristan. "I'm gonna love you forever!" she laughed, before covering her face.
Chibi Malik's eyes grew wider. He began to mumble gibberish.
"I am mistaken again." said Chibi Kaiba. "There are eyes larger than those of Chibi Yugi..."
"I think this Chibi Curse has twisted everyone's personality a bit..." said Chibi Bakura to his yami. "Especially that of Téa..."
"I can see that." replied Chibi Yami Bakura.
"And its all your fault!!!" shouted Chibi Bakura. "You *always* mess things up!!"
Chibi Yami Bakura stared at his hikari as he contiued to shout at him. "Téa's personality isn't the only one affected by this damn curse.." he said.
Just then, Chibi Malik jumped and hid behind him. "Save me!" he shouted. Chibi Téa was trying to catch a glance at him. She didn't care now to keep it a secret anymore, sinse it was out in the open now.
"Come on, Malik-kun!" squeaked Chibi Tea.
"Oh dear Ra, HELP MEEEEE!!!" shouted Chibi Malik, swinging Chibi Yami Bakura in front of him to block out Téa.
"What's going on with Téa why is she acting so weird could it be something she ate I mean food can do that to ya it can make you all weird and stuff then other times it makes you sleepy but I don't get it because food never ever has a strange affect one me nope not ever!" grinned Chibi Mokuba, shoving a lollipop in his mouth.
"I still say we get some food..." said Chibi Joey.
"Me too." said Chibi Tristan. "I say pizza at the food court!"
"Yes!" shouted Chibi Joey. They high fived and began to walk off.
"Wait!" shouted Chibi Yugi. "As chibis, we should all stick together!!"
"What is he babbling about.." said Chibi Yami as he followed his hikari, who was following Joey and Tristan.
Chibi Yugi whirled around and walked back to Chibi Malik. He grabbed his arm and began to pull.
"What are you doing." he asked.
"If I am to be your censor, I must be with you at all times!" grinned Chibi Yugi.
"Whatever.." said Chibi Malik, who began to pull Chibi Yami Bakura along as a shield from Chibi Téa. Knowing what damage could be done while his yami was alone, Chibi Bakura followed as well.
Chibi Mokuba ran after them, chattering on about how he could find more of his delicious candy treats at the mall. Chibi Kaiba followed his little brother, because well.. what else was he gonna do?
So, this merry little troupe of chibis headed off.. to what ever kind of food court Chibi Joey and Chibi Tristan were going to. In a bit, they arrived and were inside the building.
"FOOD!" shouted Chibi Joey and Chibi Tristan. They dashed towards a pizza place, and stood in line.
Chibi Yugi sat down at a table, smiling for no apparent reason. Chibi Yami sat across from him, while Chibi Bakura sat next to him. Chibi Mokuba dashed off towards the candystand, and Chibi Kaiba stood off to the side.
Chibi Malik was still swinging around Chibi Yami Bakura, blocking out Chibi Téa, who was running around furiously, trying to get to Malik.
"Get the-"
"BEEP!"
"Away from me!!" shouted Chibi Malik. Her reply was a giggle.
Joey and Tristan on line finally got to the front. They jumped up and down, trying to get the attention of the workers behind the counter.
That's when a Chibi worker suddenly appeared over the countertop. "Whatdya want?" he asked, trying to balance himself.
Chibi Joey jumped on Tristan's head to get a better view. "We'll take a medium pie!" he shouted. "Everyting on it!" he grinned.
"We don't serve pies here." said the worker. "Just slices."
"Then six slices with everyting on it!" shouted Chibi Joey.
"Whatever." replied the lazy worker. He disappeared again for about five minutes, then returned holding the pizza. "Here."
"Yahoo!" shouted Chibi Tristan. "Can you get off my head now?" he asked.
Chibi Joey payed the guy, then jumped off his friend's head. He dashed over to where everyone was sitting, swirly legged, carrying the pizzas.
He and Tristan sat at the next table over, and ate the pizzas in a matter of seconds. No more than fourty.
"It's you!"
All of the chibis looked over to where the voice had come from. There stood a chibi Mai, hair really large, and eyes the same.
"It's all of you!" she shouted, dashing over. "And you're all small! Like me!"
"We're chibis, Mai!" grinned Chibi Yugi.
"Oh dear Ra... the eyes.." mumbled Yami.
"Heh heh heh heh heh..." laughed Yugi.
"Why are we like this?" she demanded, hands on hips. All at once, every one pointed at the Chibi sized Yami Bakura, who in turn pointed at his hikari.
"It wasn't me you baka!!" shouted Chibi Bakura. "Don't Blame Me!!" he wailed, waving his arms around. His yami shuddered a bit.
"Wow..." said Chibi Kaiba. "Its always the quiet ones..."
"But I don't understand.." said Chibi Mai, her eyes going all swirly.
"Leave it at this." said Yami. "It's all his fault." he pointed at Chibi Yami Bakura.
A reply was a low mumble in ancient egyptian.
"CANDY!" shouted Chibi Mokuba, dumping all of the goodies on the table, making everyone's eyes get larger. Chibi Yugi's being the largest. "MINE!" he declared, sending them all ferocious death glares.
"Now now, Mokuba.." said Chibi Kaiba. "No one will take your candy.."
"Good..." he said in a low voice, before proceeding to eat more.
Just then, Chibi Joey gave off a large and long belch, that echoed throughout the food court. Large, chibi eyes stared at him from all directions, but they soon went back to whatever they were doing.
"Ahh.. now that was some good pizza..." said Chibi Joey, eyes looking as if he was off in La la land or something.
"You're telling me..." said Chibi Tristan, patting his stomach with a large grin on his face. He sighed dreamily.
"BEEP!"
"Off!!" shouted Chibi Malik, as once again Chibi Téa began her ever going pursuit to get at the chibi, homicidal, crazy, Egyptian.
All she did was laugh hysterically, prancing around in circles.
Chibi Malik shook his head. "I can't... I can't take this anymore!!" he shouted. "I MUST GET AWAY FROM THAT GIRL!"
With that, he grabbed Chibi Yami Bakura, to use as a shield, and took off at top chibi speed, complete with swirly legs.
"Waaaaaiiit!!" shouted Chibi Yugi, running after him. "I AM YOUR CENSOR!!"
Chibi Téa giggled, then seemed to be debating whether or not she wanted to follow.
"What are they doing why are they shouting so fast it's so weird I mean can't they just talking normally like I'm talkin' I mean everyone has a right to shout but do they gotta shout really loud come to think of it shouting actually means being loud so I guess they got a right to be loud seeing as shouting *is* being loud, dontcha think Seto?" asked Chibi Mokuba, looking at his brother with wide eyes.
"Suuuure...." came the reply.
"Oh well who knows but it looks like they're gonna have some fun running around maybe they'll play some games if thats so I wanna go with them because I love games and games are fun they make me happy and I like to be happy I just wish my brother was happy just like he used to be when we were still at the orph-"
Chibi Kaiba covered his brother's mouth. "Now now, Mokuba..." he said.
Mokuba pushed off the hand. "I don't understand what you're doing but oh well it don't matter all I know is that I just wanna follow them because they look like they're having fun and where there is fun is where I wanna be!" he shouted, before skipping off after Malik, Yugi and Yami Bakura.
"Mokuba!" shouted Chibi Kaiba. He looked over at Joey and Tristan who seemed to be on the brink of unconciousness, due to excessive amounts of pizza. He also looked at Chibi Bakura, who seemed to be on the brink of an anger outburst again, upon seeing his yami take off. Next he looked at Mai, who seemed to be lost and confused in thought. Chibi Téa too seemed to be in a similar predicament, although it was for sure a different reason.
Chibi Kaiba turned to catch up with his brother, but found he was gone. "Mokuba?" he said. He looked around frantically. "Mokuba!" he shouted.
Chibi Kaiba began to freak out. "There is no way I'm letting my brother wander around with a Chibi Psychopath, a Chibi Homicidal Maniac, and a Chibi Midget Rival. There is just no way." he said, before taking off in search of them.
"Heeeey!!!" shouted Chibi Téa running after him. "I'm coming with yooou!!"
Chibi Kaiba either didn't hear, or just chose not to acknowledge her. He was on a mission. And that mission was to rescue his chibi brother.
Chibi Yami glanced in one direction, then another. He decided to follow Chibi Kaiba for the hell of it, as he really didn't want to stay with Bakura, who for some reason was looking kinda pissed at the moment.
Chibi Bakura's eyes darted to and fro. In less than thirty seconds, the group of chibis had shrunk down to four, with the others Ra knows where. He exploded. "I HATE MY YAMI!!" he shouted. "He always screws things up!!!"
He began to rip the pizza plates to shreds, tossing the pieces everywhere. Chibi Joey opened a lazy eye to look at him. Chibi Tristan just snored.
From running around in circles, Chibi Mai became extremely dizzy. She whirled and crash into the table, eyes going all swirly.
"Don't interrupt my rantings!!" shouted Chibi Bakura, pulling her off the table. This in turn sent her back into spinning mode. But it was good for Bakura, who continued in his rants.
Chibi Joey poked Tristan. "Should we try an' stop her?" he asked.
Chibi Tristan burped again. "Huh?"
"Mai." he said. "She's spinnin' like a merry go roun' or someting."
"Yeah yeah..." said Chibi Tristan before he passed out again. Chibi Joey shook his head and picked his buddy up over his shoulder. He staggered over to Chibi Mai and put out a hand to stop her spinning.
Continuing in the background was Chibi Bakura's rants.
Chibi Joey's efforts didn't go so well. She stopped, but her eyes were still swirly. He blinked as she then started to spin again, this time taking Chibi Joey and Chibi Tristan with her. They spun around and around until they crashed into one of those giant palm trees you see everywhere in malls.
Chibi Mai landed on the floor, eyes continuing to swirl insanely. Chibi Tristan went flying, and somehow landed up in the leaves of the palm tree. Chibi Joey leaned over the side of the giant pot it was in. His eyes were also swirly, and so was his stomach.
"Aw gawd..." he said. Two seconds later, he hurled into the pot.
Chibi Bakura looked up to see Joey barfing, Tristan snoozing in a tree, and Mai on the ground passed out from dizzyness.
He sighed. "Oh yami of mine... what ... WHAT have you done to us now?" he asked, shaking his head.
Chibi Bakura picked Chibi Mai up off the ground, and leaned her against a wall. He walked over to Joey, but when he hurled again, thought the better of it. He looked up into the tree at Chibi Tristan, and began to think.
"Just how am I supposed to get him down from there?" he asked himself.
His thoughts were interupted by another hurl. Bakura's eyebrow twitched.
"I think you've gotton it all up by now!!" he shouted. He grabbed the back of Joey's shirt and pulled him up. "Do not throw up on me." he said.
Chibi Joey nodded. "I think I'm done..."
Chibi Bakura sighed. "Good..." he said. Then he blushed. "Oh my! I've been shouting at everyone! How rude... I guess once in a while everyone's gotta get what they think out! I guess I did too!" he laughed.
Joey looked up at him. "I think yer yami's been rubbin' off on ya..." he said. His eyes widened, and he leaned over again for another hurl.
"Oh for Ra's sake, Joey!" said Chibi Bakura. "It wasn't that bad of a spin!"
Joey grinned weakly. He pointed upward. "Do ya think we should get this guy outta the tree anytime soon?" he asked.
Bakura looked up. "I was trying to figure out a way to get him down, when I was so rudely interupted."
Chibi Mai has gotten over her dizzyness, and was now standing on her own two feet. She walked over to Bakura and Joey. "Where did everyone go?" she asked.
"Tristan's up there." said Bakura, pointing upward.
Chibi Mai looked up, and giggled. "Why's he in a tree?" she laughed.
"You did it." said Chibi Joey.
"I put him up there?" she asked, tilting her head to the side.
"Sorta..." said Chibi Bakura.
"Sorta? How could I have sorta put him up there?" she asked. "Did I get him halfway up there, and then he climbed up the rest?"
Chibi Joey and Chibi Bakura blinked at her.
"Well?"
Chibi Joey looked at Chibi Bakura. He was obviously the brains behind their operation. He coughed. "He... flew up there."
Chibi Mai gasped. "Flew? Tristan can fly?!" she asked, sounding impressed.
Chibi Bakura narrowed his eyes. "Umm.. only once a day. And it seems he's already flown today, so I guess he won't be flying until tomorrow."
"Oh." said Chibi Mai. She looked a bit sad, then perked right up. "So... how did he get up there?" she asked, with a big smile.
Chibi Bakura and Chibi Joey fell over, anime style.
"Great..." said Bakura, tapping his fingers in an annoyed way as he layed on the ground. "First, everyone leaves me here. Second, the sleeping one gets himself stuck in a tree. And now, I've got a dumb blonde who suffers from short term memory loss. Great. Just my day..." he said in a very, very annoyed voice.
"Ooo!" cooed Chibi Mai. "There are birds out that window!!"
Chibi Bakura groaned. "Perfect..."
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MD: ^_^ so how was that? review! i wanna thank everyone who gave me ideas. I'll try to use them, but forgive me if i dont. -_-
okay, thanks to the reviewers: Kazeryuu the fennec, Masaka, Princess Hallie, Kyoto-chan, Kawaii-Koneko101, Niva, bakurakrazie(HI b/k! ^_^ ), yoko sereana lita, stephyoh, sharlene amalu, Dark-Egyptian, sapphire-wolf, Millenium mutant, SoulDreamer, redwalgrl, and Towairaito Zoon. If there ish anyone i forget, i sorry! ^_^
a special shout out to bakurakrazie and purpleangel, two good friends of mine ^^ well, ja for now! ::waves::
well I must say first off, I'm sorry for the very long update. There was one part where for about a month or more I couldn't write. I'd sit there, starring at it going "Now what?" for loooong periods of time. This chapter is a little shorter than others, by maybe a couple paragraphs, but I hope its just as good as the rest! ^^ and i also must apologize for spelling mistakes and bad grammer. i have no spell check -_-. ah well, enough of my incoherent babbling. read on! v^-^
disclaimer: ::cries:: i don't own YuGiOh! .. ::cries:: I wish i had a chibi malik plushie... ::sighs::
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chapter three: The Split
"I know!" shouted Chibi Yugi. "The sky is blue because-"
"No, my large eyed chibi hikari," said Chibi Yami. "We are trying to figure out what we can do in our current... um, forms."
"Let's go get food!" shouted Chibi Joey.
"You just ate an entire package of donuts." said Chibi Malik.
"And?"
Chibi Malik narrowed his eyes. "Moron.." he said, turning away. He turned to see Chibi Téa, staring at him.
She laughed and twirled, then continued to stare at him.
"What the-" started Chibi Malik.
"BEEP!" shouted Chibi Yugi.
"Are you staring at me for?!" shouted Chibi Malik.
Chibi Tea began to giggle furiously again and her face turned red. By now, everyone was looking over at them. Except Mokuba, whose eyes were darting everywhere, to make sure no one was looking to steal his precious candy.
"I love you!" shouted Chibi Téa.
Chibi Malik's eyes got even bigger than Chibi Yugi's.
Chibi Téa began to giggle again as she turned away from him and hid behind Chibi Tristan. He looked briefly behind him at the girl, then he looked back to Malik.
"What the-"
"BEEP!"
"Are you saying?!" shouted Chibi Malik.
Chibi Téa peeked around from behind Chibi Tristan. "I'm gonna love you forever!" she laughed, before covering her face.
Chibi Malik's eyes grew wider. He began to mumble gibberish.
"I am mistaken again." said Chibi Kaiba. "There are eyes larger than those of Chibi Yugi..."
"I think this Chibi Curse has twisted everyone's personality a bit..." said Chibi Bakura to his yami. "Especially that of Téa..."
"I can see that." replied Chibi Yami Bakura.
"And its all your fault!!!" shouted Chibi Bakura. "You *always* mess things up!!"
Chibi Yami Bakura stared at his hikari as he contiued to shout at him. "Téa's personality isn't the only one affected by this damn curse.." he said.
Just then, Chibi Malik jumped and hid behind him. "Save me!" he shouted. Chibi Téa was trying to catch a glance at him. She didn't care now to keep it a secret anymore, sinse it was out in the open now.
"Come on, Malik-kun!" squeaked Chibi Tea.
"Oh dear Ra, HELP MEEEEE!!!" shouted Chibi Malik, swinging Chibi Yami Bakura in front of him to block out Téa.
"What's going on with Téa why is she acting so weird could it be something she ate I mean food can do that to ya it can make you all weird and stuff then other times it makes you sleepy but I don't get it because food never ever has a strange affect one me nope not ever!" grinned Chibi Mokuba, shoving a lollipop in his mouth.
"I still say we get some food..." said Chibi Joey.
"Me too." said Chibi Tristan. "I say pizza at the food court!"
"Yes!" shouted Chibi Joey. They high fived and began to walk off.
"Wait!" shouted Chibi Yugi. "As chibis, we should all stick together!!"
"What is he babbling about.." said Chibi Yami as he followed his hikari, who was following Joey and Tristan.
Chibi Yugi whirled around and walked back to Chibi Malik. He grabbed his arm and began to pull.
"What are you doing." he asked.
"If I am to be your censor, I must be with you at all times!" grinned Chibi Yugi.
"Whatever.." said Chibi Malik, who began to pull Chibi Yami Bakura along as a shield from Chibi Téa. Knowing what damage could be done while his yami was alone, Chibi Bakura followed as well.
Chibi Mokuba ran after them, chattering on about how he could find more of his delicious candy treats at the mall. Chibi Kaiba followed his little brother, because well.. what else was he gonna do?
So, this merry little troupe of chibis headed off.. to what ever kind of food court Chibi Joey and Chibi Tristan were going to. In a bit, they arrived and were inside the building.
"FOOD!" shouted Chibi Joey and Chibi Tristan. They dashed towards a pizza place, and stood in line.
Chibi Yugi sat down at a table, smiling for no apparent reason. Chibi Yami sat across from him, while Chibi Bakura sat next to him. Chibi Mokuba dashed off towards the candystand, and Chibi Kaiba stood off to the side.
Chibi Malik was still swinging around Chibi Yami Bakura, blocking out Chibi Téa, who was running around furiously, trying to get to Malik.
"Get the-"
"BEEP!"
"Away from me!!" shouted Chibi Malik. Her reply was a giggle.
Joey and Tristan on line finally got to the front. They jumped up and down, trying to get the attention of the workers behind the counter.
That's when a Chibi worker suddenly appeared over the countertop. "Whatdya want?" he asked, trying to balance himself.
Chibi Joey jumped on Tristan's head to get a better view. "We'll take a medium pie!" he shouted. "Everyting on it!" he grinned.
"We don't serve pies here." said the worker. "Just slices."
"Then six slices with everyting on it!" shouted Chibi Joey.
"Whatever." replied the lazy worker. He disappeared again for about five minutes, then returned holding the pizza. "Here."
"Yahoo!" shouted Chibi Tristan. "Can you get off my head now?" he asked.
Chibi Joey payed the guy, then jumped off his friend's head. He dashed over to where everyone was sitting, swirly legged, carrying the pizzas.
He and Tristan sat at the next table over, and ate the pizzas in a matter of seconds. No more than fourty.
"It's you!"
All of the chibis looked over to where the voice had come from. There stood a chibi Mai, hair really large, and eyes the same.
"It's all of you!" she shouted, dashing over. "And you're all small! Like me!"
"We're chibis, Mai!" grinned Chibi Yugi.
"Oh dear Ra... the eyes.." mumbled Yami.
"Heh heh heh heh heh..." laughed Yugi.
"Why are we like this?" she demanded, hands on hips. All at once, every one pointed at the Chibi sized Yami Bakura, who in turn pointed at his hikari.
"It wasn't me you baka!!" shouted Chibi Bakura. "Don't Blame Me!!" he wailed, waving his arms around. His yami shuddered a bit.
"Wow..." said Chibi Kaiba. "Its always the quiet ones..."
"But I don't understand.." said Chibi Mai, her eyes going all swirly.
"Leave it at this." said Yami. "It's all his fault." he pointed at Chibi Yami Bakura.
A reply was a low mumble in ancient egyptian.
"CANDY!" shouted Chibi Mokuba, dumping all of the goodies on the table, making everyone's eyes get larger. Chibi Yugi's being the largest. "MINE!" he declared, sending them all ferocious death glares.
"Now now, Mokuba.." said Chibi Kaiba. "No one will take your candy.."
"Good..." he said in a low voice, before proceeding to eat more.
Just then, Chibi Joey gave off a large and long belch, that echoed throughout the food court. Large, chibi eyes stared at him from all directions, but they soon went back to whatever they were doing.
"Ahh.. now that was some good pizza..." said Chibi Joey, eyes looking as if he was off in La la land or something.
"You're telling me..." said Chibi Tristan, patting his stomach with a large grin on his face. He sighed dreamily.
"BEEP!"
"Off!!" shouted Chibi Malik, as once again Chibi Téa began her ever going pursuit to get at the chibi, homicidal, crazy, Egyptian.
All she did was laugh hysterically, prancing around in circles.
Chibi Malik shook his head. "I can't... I can't take this anymore!!" he shouted. "I MUST GET AWAY FROM THAT GIRL!"
With that, he grabbed Chibi Yami Bakura, to use as a shield, and took off at top chibi speed, complete with swirly legs.
"Waaaaaiiit!!" shouted Chibi Yugi, running after him. "I AM YOUR CENSOR!!"
Chibi Téa giggled, then seemed to be debating whether or not she wanted to follow.
"What are they doing why are they shouting so fast it's so weird I mean can't they just talking normally like I'm talkin' I mean everyone has a right to shout but do they gotta shout really loud come to think of it shouting actually means being loud so I guess they got a right to be loud seeing as shouting *is* being loud, dontcha think Seto?" asked Chibi Mokuba, looking at his brother with wide eyes.
"Suuuure...." came the reply.
"Oh well who knows but it looks like they're gonna have some fun running around maybe they'll play some games if thats so I wanna go with them because I love games and games are fun they make me happy and I like to be happy I just wish my brother was happy just like he used to be when we were still at the orph-"
Chibi Kaiba covered his brother's mouth. "Now now, Mokuba..." he said.
Mokuba pushed off the hand. "I don't understand what you're doing but oh well it don't matter all I know is that I just wanna follow them because they look like they're having fun and where there is fun is where I wanna be!" he shouted, before skipping off after Malik, Yugi and Yami Bakura.
"Mokuba!" shouted Chibi Kaiba. He looked over at Joey and Tristan who seemed to be on the brink of unconciousness, due to excessive amounts of pizza. He also looked at Chibi Bakura, who seemed to be on the brink of an anger outburst again, upon seeing his yami take off. Next he looked at Mai, who seemed to be lost and confused in thought. Chibi Téa too seemed to be in a similar predicament, although it was for sure a different reason.
Chibi Kaiba turned to catch up with his brother, but found he was gone. "Mokuba?" he said. He looked around frantically. "Mokuba!" he shouted.
Chibi Kaiba began to freak out. "There is no way I'm letting my brother wander around with a Chibi Psychopath, a Chibi Homicidal Maniac, and a Chibi Midget Rival. There is just no way." he said, before taking off in search of them.
"Heeeey!!!" shouted Chibi Téa running after him. "I'm coming with yooou!!"
Chibi Kaiba either didn't hear, or just chose not to acknowledge her. He was on a mission. And that mission was to rescue his chibi brother.
Chibi Yami glanced in one direction, then another. He decided to follow Chibi Kaiba for the hell of it, as he really didn't want to stay with Bakura, who for some reason was looking kinda pissed at the moment.
Chibi Bakura's eyes darted to and fro. In less than thirty seconds, the group of chibis had shrunk down to four, with the others Ra knows where. He exploded. "I HATE MY YAMI!!" he shouted. "He always screws things up!!!"
He began to rip the pizza plates to shreds, tossing the pieces everywhere. Chibi Joey opened a lazy eye to look at him. Chibi Tristan just snored.
From running around in circles, Chibi Mai became extremely dizzy. She whirled and crash into the table, eyes going all swirly.
"Don't interrupt my rantings!!" shouted Chibi Bakura, pulling her off the table. This in turn sent her back into spinning mode. But it was good for Bakura, who continued in his rants.
Chibi Joey poked Tristan. "Should we try an' stop her?" he asked.
Chibi Tristan burped again. "Huh?"
"Mai." he said. "She's spinnin' like a merry go roun' or someting."
"Yeah yeah..." said Chibi Tristan before he passed out again. Chibi Joey shook his head and picked his buddy up over his shoulder. He staggered over to Chibi Mai and put out a hand to stop her spinning.
Continuing in the background was Chibi Bakura's rants.
Chibi Joey's efforts didn't go so well. She stopped, but her eyes were still swirly. He blinked as she then started to spin again, this time taking Chibi Joey and Chibi Tristan with her. They spun around and around until they crashed into one of those giant palm trees you see everywhere in malls.
Chibi Mai landed on the floor, eyes continuing to swirl insanely. Chibi Tristan went flying, and somehow landed up in the leaves of the palm tree. Chibi Joey leaned over the side of the giant pot it was in. His eyes were also swirly, and so was his stomach.
"Aw gawd..." he said. Two seconds later, he hurled into the pot.
Chibi Bakura looked up to see Joey barfing, Tristan snoozing in a tree, and Mai on the ground passed out from dizzyness.
He sighed. "Oh yami of mine... what ... WHAT have you done to us now?" he asked, shaking his head.
Chibi Bakura picked Chibi Mai up off the ground, and leaned her against a wall. He walked over to Joey, but when he hurled again, thought the better of it. He looked up into the tree at Chibi Tristan, and began to think.
"Just how am I supposed to get him down from there?" he asked himself.
His thoughts were interupted by another hurl. Bakura's eyebrow twitched.
"I think you've gotton it all up by now!!" he shouted. He grabbed the back of Joey's shirt and pulled him up. "Do not throw up on me." he said.
Chibi Joey nodded. "I think I'm done..."
Chibi Bakura sighed. "Good..." he said. Then he blushed. "Oh my! I've been shouting at everyone! How rude... I guess once in a while everyone's gotta get what they think out! I guess I did too!" he laughed.
Joey looked up at him. "I think yer yami's been rubbin' off on ya..." he said. His eyes widened, and he leaned over again for another hurl.
"Oh for Ra's sake, Joey!" said Chibi Bakura. "It wasn't that bad of a spin!"
Joey grinned weakly. He pointed upward. "Do ya think we should get this guy outta the tree anytime soon?" he asked.
Bakura looked up. "I was trying to figure out a way to get him down, when I was so rudely interupted."
Chibi Mai has gotten over her dizzyness, and was now standing on her own two feet. She walked over to Bakura and Joey. "Where did everyone go?" she asked.
"Tristan's up there." said Bakura, pointing upward.
Chibi Mai looked up, and giggled. "Why's he in a tree?" she laughed.
"You did it." said Chibi Joey.
"I put him up there?" she asked, tilting her head to the side.
"Sorta..." said Chibi Bakura.
"Sorta? How could I have sorta put him up there?" she asked. "Did I get him halfway up there, and then he climbed up the rest?"
Chibi Joey and Chibi Bakura blinked at her.
"Well?"
Chibi Joey looked at Chibi Bakura. He was obviously the brains behind their operation. He coughed. "He... flew up there."
Chibi Mai gasped. "Flew? Tristan can fly?!" she asked, sounding impressed.
Chibi Bakura narrowed his eyes. "Umm.. only once a day. And it seems he's already flown today, so I guess he won't be flying until tomorrow."
"Oh." said Chibi Mai. She looked a bit sad, then perked right up. "So... how did he get up there?" she asked, with a big smile.
Chibi Bakura and Chibi Joey fell over, anime style.
"Great..." said Bakura, tapping his fingers in an annoyed way as he layed on the ground. "First, everyone leaves me here. Second, the sleeping one gets himself stuck in a tree. And now, I've got a dumb blonde who suffers from short term memory loss. Great. Just my day..." he said in a very, very annoyed voice.
"Ooo!" cooed Chibi Mai. "There are birds out that window!!"
Chibi Bakura groaned. "Perfect..."
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MD: ^_^ so how was that? review! i wanna thank everyone who gave me ideas. I'll try to use them, but forgive me if i dont. -_-
okay, thanks to the reviewers: Kazeryuu the fennec, Masaka, Princess Hallie, Kyoto-chan, Kawaii-Koneko101, Niva, bakurakrazie(HI b/k! ^_^ ), yoko sereana lita, stephyoh, sharlene amalu, Dark-Egyptian, sapphire-wolf, Millenium mutant, SoulDreamer, redwalgrl, and Towairaito Zoon. If there ish anyone i forget, i sorry! ^_^
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