AR: HEWOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!
everyone: o.O
Sol: -_-U You're scaring people, Ruler.
AR: YAY!!! Thanks for the reviews! I love you guys!
Sol: *edging away*
AR: Uh huh. Anyway, I try my best so, here's my best!
Sol: I don't think that makes sense.
AR: ^________^ NONSENSE!!
Bakura: Absolute Ruler does not, will not, ever, own Yu-Gi-Oh.
AR: --; Wow, that's so encouraging.
Bakura: Are you mad?! This is not encouraging whatsoever!
AR: --# I'm surrounded by idiots.
Sol: *sighs* On with the fic.
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Caffeine is very flammable. Who knew? "No one saw. No one saw. No one saw." Bakura's paranoid. You would be too if you were the one who almost burned the whole palace to death! ((Sol: The palace is not alive. AR: Let my bad grammar live!))
Hi, you've been gone a while. Well, while you were gone doing gods know what, we found out that Cegasis wasn't dead and that Marik had nothing to do with anything except being in wrong places at the wrong time. Anyway, on with whatever.
Flashback:
"Bakura, I don't think this is a good idea."
Bakura looked at the other tomb robber. "Of course this is a good idea."
Cegasis looked worried. "But what if something bad happens?" He could hear a low growl coming from Bakura's throat. "TO FUNNY BUNNY!"
Bakura winced. "You don't have to shout." He finally managed to make a spark from the two rocks he was scraping together. Unfortunately, the spark landed on some caffeine Marik had spilled.
In the palace.
End flashback.
What they were planning to do is a mystery to us all so stop trying to figure it out!
"We're dead! And it's all your fault!" Cegasis began choking his partner in crime, while at the same time thinking about how the guards would kill them, if red really matched white, what to wear tomorrow if he survived, why that squirrel behind them had glowing red eyes, and debating whether it was Tuesday or Wednesday. ((Sol: Wow. AR: Only in America. Sol: This is Egypt. AR: Oh, heh. My bad!))
"Can't breathe!" Bakura scratched and fought his way out of Cegasis' reach. "The light. It's so pretty."
Cegasis let go of the traumatized boy's neck. "No! Bakura! Stay away from the light! No!!!!!" He dropped down on his knees.
"Um, Cegasis? I'm right here."
Cegasis looked up to see Bakura looking down at him. "Oh."
Bakura quirked an eyebrow. "You worry too much."
"You should be worrying too."
The two tomb robbers looked up to see Mi, Yami's younger sister, up on a tree limb. Who knew how long she had been up there. Who cared? I'm hungry. ((AR: My character! Pronounced 'Me'. I'll explain now.))
Mi was only a year younger than Yami, but even now many feared her. Her one known goal in life was too get power over the future Pharaoh. Yami knew his sister was a kind of homicidal person, so mostly he stayed out of her way. Everyone did.
Bakura didn't mind having Mi around, being a homicidal genius and all, but not now. Please not now.
Mi read his face. "I'm very disappointed in you! You almost killed Yami!" She grabbed the boy by his neck, choking him. People like choking Bakura I guess. "Why didn't you kill him?! WHY?!?!?!?!"
Cegasis pried the enraged girl away from Bakura. "First of all, déjà vu! Second of all, calm down Mi!"
Mi was anything but calm. "Yeah?! Well, why should I?!"
Bakura gasped for breath. "Because then you couldn't have the joy of killing him yourself."
Mi thought for a minute.
Cegasis smiled.
Bakura felt like dying. "Wonder what Yami's doing now."
* * * * *
Haha! Back to me!!!! Anyway, I look at my ridiculous servants. They're shouting and screaming as if the world was coming to an end. It was just a little fire, as if it was big enough to be considered a fire, which had been put out as soon as it had started. It was at the very front end of the castle, where absolutely no one was standing. No one got burned, no one even inhaled any smoke! There wasn't even any smoke! Cuz it wasn't a fire! I had calmly said, "Put that out." And now there was chaos. People were still screaming and the fire had been put out 10 minutes ago!
"Look at those pathetic beings, they don't deserve to live." I gave an evil smirk. "I'll get rid of them soon enough."
Seth rolls his eyes. "At the rate you're going, there won't be anyone to rule over by the time you're Pharaoh."
The young shape shifter had kept quiet long enough. She changed from her cat form to her human form. Creepy. "Who do you think did this?"
"Who else?" I stand on my father's throne, just to get a better view. Everyone's so busy screaming and hollering that no one's gonna have time to scold me anyway. "Take one lucky guess, Aniz." ((Sol: We interrupt this fic for this not so important announcement. AR: Bear with me. Sol: That's it? AR: Yeah, pretty much. Sol: What a waste of time!))
Remember that shape shifter, you should, well that's Aniz. Aniz was most likely doomed to become, to become, um, a serial killer, a sniper, or perhaps a bounty hunter. Who knows? She barely says anything, and more than once she has tried to kill someone by poisoning their lunch or putting disease infested rats into someone's household. Basically she was another homicidal genius in this twisted sick game.
I ponder this for a second. So many homicidal geniuses in Egypt. Seth had once told me I was the homicidal without the genius.
"Hello Prince Yami!" The green haired chibi walked up to us and smiled way too innocently, the way you do when you trick the cashier into believing that you have one pack of cards in your hand when you actually have two. ((Sol: And you know this how? AR: Uh, um. *runs and hides*))
"Hello Ankh." Ankhkare's someone I don't mind having around. He's quiet and smart and eager to please. I can't think of one person who does mind having Ankh around. Well, there was someone.
"How come Ankh got out of his studies and I didn't?!" Senui glared at me, demanding an answer.
I can tell I now look like a deer in headlights. Cornered, no place to escape. "How, how should I know?!"
Senui's eyes search the crowd. "There he is!" He points to a man in a white turban and long beard, screaming and yelling and knocking down and out anyone who got in his way.
"Who's that?" Seth looks but doesn't connect this man to anything.
"It's the idiot who I'm supposed to call teacher." Senui stares at his "teacher", who was running with the even more chaotic crowd now that the fire had been put out for the last 20 minutes.
"I think they're just surprised that they actually accomplished something in their pathetic lives and don't know how to react." Aniz looks up at the group. We agree.
"You know," Seth admitted, "I don't even feel anyone should punish whoever started this."
"Yes," Ankh agreed, "This is quite amusing."
Senui smirked. "Yeah. Besides, it's not like we don't know who did this."
* * * * *
Cegasis looked like, something extremely paranoid. "Do you think anyone knows? Will they arrest us? Will they kill us? Will they feed our organs to their children?"
Bakura quirked an eyebrow at the last statement.
"Hello guys! So, watcha been up to?"
"Marik, you had a part in this didn't you?" Mi had gotten back to sitting on the tree limb, obviously her favorite 'let's find out everything about everyone' place, so it was quite impossible to see her unless you looked up. Marik had not looked up until now.
"Aren't you supposed to stay inside the castle?" Marik looked up at the royal.
"That's for Yami." Mi jumped out of the tree and landed swiftly on her feet.
Bakura answered this. "You know they mean both of you."
Mi shrugged. "They didn't say my name. Besides, Yami's probably trying to escape right now." ((AR: More like enjoying the show.))
* * * * *
The homicidal freaks-- er, I mean kids, had now decided to go into the palace. Mi had explained there was chaos and whatnot, so it would be pretty easy to get into the castle if they screamed and hollered like the idiot servants.
Cegasis cringed. "It's been about an hour. Don't you think they would be calm now?"
Mi put her hand on the palace door. She then looked at the guard. "See for yourself."
Everyone looked and easily spotted the guard, running around in circles and hollering things like, "Long live the King!" and, "Akuna Matata!" and the kids' favorite, "Let's fish for underwear!" He did this until he successfully ran into a wall and knocking himself out.
Guard: x.X
Mi pushed one of the castle doors open. "Come on!" She pulled the three boys into the palace which was, just as she had suspected, in pure utter chaos. She looked up and saw her brother on the far side of the palace, which would be impossible to reach through the multitude of people. So instead she shrugged it off and turned on her heel to face the others. "Forget this. I have something better to show you, anyway." She walked out the palace and toward a large stone, ordering a local merchant to lift it off the ground. There was an entrance. It seemed like a small cave of some sort. "There's interesting stuff here. No wonder someone hid it."
* * * * *
AR: Well, how you like?
everyone:
AR: -_-U Aren't you the most talkative bunch?
Sol: CREDIT!!!!!!
AR: *clears throat* I would now like to say- um, I forget. Sol, can you say it?
Sol: Whatever. Ankhkare and Senui belong to Indigo Tantarian, therefore they do not belong to us. Duh.
AR: And if you haven't read her stories, well, SHAME ON YOU!
Sol: *under his breath* Hyperactive freak.
AR: Yes I am! Anyway, R & R!
Sol: Oy.
AR: --# Sol, you must stop.
everyone: o.O
Sol: -_-U You're scaring people, Ruler.
AR: YAY!!! Thanks for the reviews! I love you guys!
Sol: *edging away*
AR: Uh huh. Anyway, I try my best so, here's my best!
Sol: I don't think that makes sense.
AR: ^________^ NONSENSE!!
Bakura: Absolute Ruler does not, will not, ever, own Yu-Gi-Oh.
AR: --; Wow, that's so encouraging.
Bakura: Are you mad?! This is not encouraging whatsoever!
AR: --# I'm surrounded by idiots.
Sol: *sighs* On with the fic.
* * * * *
Caffeine is very flammable. Who knew? "No one saw. No one saw. No one saw." Bakura's paranoid. You would be too if you were the one who almost burned the whole palace to death! ((Sol: The palace is not alive. AR: Let my bad grammar live!))
Hi, you've been gone a while. Well, while you were gone doing gods know what, we found out that Cegasis wasn't dead and that Marik had nothing to do with anything except being in wrong places at the wrong time. Anyway, on with whatever.
Flashback:
"Bakura, I don't think this is a good idea."
Bakura looked at the other tomb robber. "Of course this is a good idea."
Cegasis looked worried. "But what if something bad happens?" He could hear a low growl coming from Bakura's throat. "TO FUNNY BUNNY!"
Bakura winced. "You don't have to shout." He finally managed to make a spark from the two rocks he was scraping together. Unfortunately, the spark landed on some caffeine Marik had spilled.
In the palace.
End flashback.
What they were planning to do is a mystery to us all so stop trying to figure it out!
"We're dead! And it's all your fault!" Cegasis began choking his partner in crime, while at the same time thinking about how the guards would kill them, if red really matched white, what to wear tomorrow if he survived, why that squirrel behind them had glowing red eyes, and debating whether it was Tuesday or Wednesday. ((Sol: Wow. AR: Only in America. Sol: This is Egypt. AR: Oh, heh. My bad!))
"Can't breathe!" Bakura scratched and fought his way out of Cegasis' reach. "The light. It's so pretty."
Cegasis let go of the traumatized boy's neck. "No! Bakura! Stay away from the light! No!!!!!" He dropped down on his knees.
"Um, Cegasis? I'm right here."
Cegasis looked up to see Bakura looking down at him. "Oh."
Bakura quirked an eyebrow. "You worry too much."
"You should be worrying too."
The two tomb robbers looked up to see Mi, Yami's younger sister, up on a tree limb. Who knew how long she had been up there. Who cared? I'm hungry. ((AR: My character! Pronounced 'Me'. I'll explain now.))
Mi was only a year younger than Yami, but even now many feared her. Her one known goal in life was too get power over the future Pharaoh. Yami knew his sister was a kind of homicidal person, so mostly he stayed out of her way. Everyone did.
Bakura didn't mind having Mi around, being a homicidal genius and all, but not now. Please not now.
Mi read his face. "I'm very disappointed in you! You almost killed Yami!" She grabbed the boy by his neck, choking him. People like choking Bakura I guess. "Why didn't you kill him?! WHY?!?!?!?!"
Cegasis pried the enraged girl away from Bakura. "First of all, déjà vu! Second of all, calm down Mi!"
Mi was anything but calm. "Yeah?! Well, why should I?!"
Bakura gasped for breath. "Because then you couldn't have the joy of killing him yourself."
Mi thought for a minute.
Cegasis smiled.
Bakura felt like dying. "Wonder what Yami's doing now."
* * * * *
Haha! Back to me!!!! Anyway, I look at my ridiculous servants. They're shouting and screaming as if the world was coming to an end. It was just a little fire, as if it was big enough to be considered a fire, which had been put out as soon as it had started. It was at the very front end of the castle, where absolutely no one was standing. No one got burned, no one even inhaled any smoke! There wasn't even any smoke! Cuz it wasn't a fire! I had calmly said, "Put that out." And now there was chaos. People were still screaming and the fire had been put out 10 minutes ago!
"Look at those pathetic beings, they don't deserve to live." I gave an evil smirk. "I'll get rid of them soon enough."
Seth rolls his eyes. "At the rate you're going, there won't be anyone to rule over by the time you're Pharaoh."
The young shape shifter had kept quiet long enough. She changed from her cat form to her human form. Creepy. "Who do you think did this?"
"Who else?" I stand on my father's throne, just to get a better view. Everyone's so busy screaming and hollering that no one's gonna have time to scold me anyway. "Take one lucky guess, Aniz." ((Sol: We interrupt this fic for this not so important announcement. AR: Bear with me. Sol: That's it? AR: Yeah, pretty much. Sol: What a waste of time!))
Remember that shape shifter, you should, well that's Aniz. Aniz was most likely doomed to become, to become, um, a serial killer, a sniper, or perhaps a bounty hunter. Who knows? She barely says anything, and more than once she has tried to kill someone by poisoning their lunch or putting disease infested rats into someone's household. Basically she was another homicidal genius in this twisted sick game.
I ponder this for a second. So many homicidal geniuses in Egypt. Seth had once told me I was the homicidal without the genius.
"Hello Prince Yami!" The green haired chibi walked up to us and smiled way too innocently, the way you do when you trick the cashier into believing that you have one pack of cards in your hand when you actually have two. ((Sol: And you know this how? AR: Uh, um. *runs and hides*))
"Hello Ankh." Ankhkare's someone I don't mind having around. He's quiet and smart and eager to please. I can't think of one person who does mind having Ankh around. Well, there was someone.
"How come Ankh got out of his studies and I didn't?!" Senui glared at me, demanding an answer.
I can tell I now look like a deer in headlights. Cornered, no place to escape. "How, how should I know?!"
Senui's eyes search the crowd. "There he is!" He points to a man in a white turban and long beard, screaming and yelling and knocking down and out anyone who got in his way.
"Who's that?" Seth looks but doesn't connect this man to anything.
"It's the idiot who I'm supposed to call teacher." Senui stares at his "teacher", who was running with the even more chaotic crowd now that the fire had been put out for the last 20 minutes.
"I think they're just surprised that they actually accomplished something in their pathetic lives and don't know how to react." Aniz looks up at the group. We agree.
"You know," Seth admitted, "I don't even feel anyone should punish whoever started this."
"Yes," Ankh agreed, "This is quite amusing."
Senui smirked. "Yeah. Besides, it's not like we don't know who did this."
* * * * *
Cegasis looked like, something extremely paranoid. "Do you think anyone knows? Will they arrest us? Will they kill us? Will they feed our organs to their children?"
Bakura quirked an eyebrow at the last statement.
"Hello guys! So, watcha been up to?"
"Marik, you had a part in this didn't you?" Mi had gotten back to sitting on the tree limb, obviously her favorite 'let's find out everything about everyone' place, so it was quite impossible to see her unless you looked up. Marik had not looked up until now.
"Aren't you supposed to stay inside the castle?" Marik looked up at the royal.
"That's for Yami." Mi jumped out of the tree and landed swiftly on her feet.
Bakura answered this. "You know they mean both of you."
Mi shrugged. "They didn't say my name. Besides, Yami's probably trying to escape right now." ((AR: More like enjoying the show.))
* * * * *
The homicidal freaks-- er, I mean kids, had now decided to go into the palace. Mi had explained there was chaos and whatnot, so it would be pretty easy to get into the castle if they screamed and hollered like the idiot servants.
Cegasis cringed. "It's been about an hour. Don't you think they would be calm now?"
Mi put her hand on the palace door. She then looked at the guard. "See for yourself."
Everyone looked and easily spotted the guard, running around in circles and hollering things like, "Long live the King!" and, "Akuna Matata!" and the kids' favorite, "Let's fish for underwear!" He did this until he successfully ran into a wall and knocking himself out.
Guard: x.X
Mi pushed one of the castle doors open. "Come on!" She pulled the three boys into the palace which was, just as she had suspected, in pure utter chaos. She looked up and saw her brother on the far side of the palace, which would be impossible to reach through the multitude of people. So instead she shrugged it off and turned on her heel to face the others. "Forget this. I have something better to show you, anyway." She walked out the palace and toward a large stone, ordering a local merchant to lift it off the ground. There was an entrance. It seemed like a small cave of some sort. "There's interesting stuff here. No wonder someone hid it."
* * * * *
AR: Well, how you like?
everyone:
AR: -_-U Aren't you the most talkative bunch?
Sol: CREDIT!!!!!!
AR: *clears throat* I would now like to say- um, I forget. Sol, can you say it?
Sol: Whatever. Ankhkare and Senui belong to Indigo Tantarian, therefore they do not belong to us. Duh.
AR: And if you haven't read her stories, well, SHAME ON YOU!
Sol: *under his breath* Hyperactive freak.
AR: Yes I am! Anyway, R & R!
Sol: Oy.
AR: --# Sol, you must stop.