AR: YA!

Sol: Oy.

AR: So, ya.

Sol: ON WITH THE FIC!

AR: NOT SO FAST BUDDY!

Sol: Dang.

AR: Ya. So thanks my reviewers! Uh, donut?

Sol: Oh, wow.

AR: Shut up.

Sol:

AR: Anyway, ya, so my friend Mariks- Shadow Girl (S.g) will be in this fic.

S.g: Hello!

Sol: *edges away*

S.g: Hey! What's that supposed to mean?!?

Sol: It means I don't like you.

S.g: Why you!

Sol: What are you going to do?

S.g: I'll show you what I'm going to do!

AR: Too bloody for the kiddies! This is PG!

S.g: SO?! RAISE IT UP TO PG-13!

AR: Okee. Well, while my co-host gets murdered by Shadow let's get on with the fic! Shadow will be known as Yoku.

S.g and Sol: *fighting in the background*

AR: BLOOD! Cool.

Mokuba: Uh, on with the fic!

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"MWAHAHAHAHAHA! NOW I SHALL HAVE THE POWER OF THE STUPID-TO-BE-PHARAOH DUDE!"

Mi edged away from the psycho mini priest. "You mean Yami?"

Seth hit Mi on the head with a papyrus roll. "Sorry reflex. But yes, HIM!"

"Why are you after Yu-Gi-Oh anyway?" Mi rubbed the spot where the papyrus had met her head.

Seth put the papyrus roll down. "Who in their right mind would name their kid Yu-Gi-Oh?"

"I think mom was drunk."

Seth quirked an eyebrow. "That's nice to know!"

"Whatever. Now, how are you going to get his power?"

"Uh, never mind."

"Thought so."

* * * * *

Ankh crept silently through the castle. "Boy, if Senui ever found me he'd-- "

"He'd what?"

Ankhkare spun around and sighed in relief. "Oh, it's you! I thought it was-- "

Isis smiled kindly. "Yes, Senui. I heard."

"Uh, what do you think he's gonna do?" Ankh needed some reassurance. I mean HELLO! Some psycho kid is after him and he has a butcher knife! ((Sol: No, THAT kid is after YOU AR, not Ankh. AR: Oh. S.g: O.O))

Isis leaned back against the wall and sighed. "What do you think?"

Ankhkare searched the room, you know, just to make sure. "He's gonna hunt me down, tear me open, eat my insides, and drink my fluids!"

"Ok, I don't think even Senui would go that far."

Ankh looked back at her and narrowed his eyes. "Oh, but he would. Believe me, he would."

The girl edged away. "Okay, he might, but that's just sick and wrong." Isis shook the thought out of her head. "NO! I mean, he wouldn't! Don't worry. Knowing Senui the worst he can do is haunt you for the rest of your life. Or forget about it. But like that'll ever happen!"

"Isis, you're not helping."

She pointed an accusing finger at Ankhkare. "Well, well, it's all your fault all my common sense is gone!"

"How's it my fault?!?!?"

"Drinking your insides. Eww!" Isis shuddered and walked toward the palace doors. She looked back at Ankh. "Eww.."

Ankh stood there puzzled. "Was it something I said?"

"You know, I just might use that idea of yours, Ankhair."

The green-haired chibi didn't bother to look. "Uh-oh."

Senui smiled evilly. "Let the games begin."

* * * * *

Me, and two other psychos, walked through the busy town. I honestly have no clue why I'm hanging around Marik and Bakura, I just am. What? We can get along! Do you think we're just some stupid kids raised to do nothing but fight, glare, snarl, and do our maniacal laughs of doom?!?!?! HUH?!?!?!? IS THAT IT?!?!?!?! HUH?!?!?!?!?!?!

Anyway.

There were many shops and stores to choose from, as far as the eye could see. So far I've witnessed the beauty of stealing food for a living. Cool. I mean, don't that at home kiddies! But still, cool..

"And that's why you should join the dark side!" Marik had just finished explaining to me, well, why I should join the dark side, I guess. DUH. ((Sol: Doy! AR and S.g: Shut UP!))

I shake my head. "I am on the dark side! Just the royal dark side!"

Bakura nodded in agreement. "He has a point."

DUH.

Marik just shrugged as his eyes searched the town, looking for another place to hit, but landed on- "Hey, who's that?"

Bakura followed Marik's gaze until he saw what he was looking at. They saw a girl walk by that looked like an angel, with hair of sunshine, and eyes of clearest blue.

Marik then shoves me out of the way. Little, um, yeah.

I quirk an eyebrow. "Oh, that's just Yoku."

Bakura and Marik eye me suspiciously. "And how do you know this?"

I sigh. "She lives in the castle and--"

Marik grabbed my shoulders. "She lives with you and ya never told us?!?!?"

"Believe me, if I would've known it meant that much to you guys I wouldn't have even said her name."

"Oh, you're very kind."

The two Egyptians stared at, who do you think? Seriously. Have you not been paying attention?!?

I look at them and sigh once again. Idiots. Fools. Other inappropriate words that shouldn't be in the vocabulary of an eight year old. I turn my attention to Yoku, since she's walking up to us and all. Geez. You have to have an explanation for EVERYTHING, don't ya?!

She looks at me and smiles. "Hello, Yami."

I smile back at her. "Guys, this is Yoku. Yoku, guys, I guess."

Yoku turns her smile to them. "Nice to meet ya."

* * * * *

"Ceygan!"

Cegasis winced. "Don't call me that."

Aniz crossed her arms and looked away. "Ceygan."

"--U"

"Well, that is your name. How'd you get called Cegasis anyway?"

"Well, um, uh. Yeah."

How Ceygan became Cegasis:

Ceygan: Ooh. *reading Greek mythology*

Osiris: Ooh! Ooh! Ooh!

Anubis: Bad tomb robber! What are you reading?

Ceygan: About a horse with wings called a Pegasus.

Osiris: Well since you like the Greeks so much you can be called Cegasis.

Ceygan: What?

Anubis: Don't but us!

Cegasis: I didn't!

Osiris: That's what they all say! Ceygan: Eww..

End

Aniz just blinked.

"What? You're the one who asked!"

The shape shifter shook her head. "The Gods would do something like that?!?!?"

Cegasis nodded. "Yep. I personally think they were on sugar high."

"Okay.."

"Well, what were you calling me for?"

"I forget." The girl edged away. "Uh, see ya." Run little person! Run!

The boy watched as the girl ran far. And fast. Didn't even transform. "Ha! Works every time.."

* * * * *

Bakura and Marik look at each other. I think there's a mind link hidden somewhere in these two 'cause they both knew what the other was thinking.

"DON'T. YOU. DARE."

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AR: Yay!

Sol: Can I get out of here now?

AR and S.g: NO!

Sol: I feel so betrayed..

AR: Whatever. So, you guys know the drill! Review!

S.g: Ya!

Sol: Boo.

AR: Go read Mariks- Shadow Girl's stories too!

Sol: Please! Someone put me out of my misery!

AR: --U sol, please.