Yami: Well, we needed money to take you two out on a date so we robbed the bank!

SK: I beg your pardon?!

Seto: I REALLY BEG YOUR PARDON?!?!?!

Yami: No! I didn't mean you two *points to SK and Seto* I meant you two *points to Kuribo and Kauket*

Kauket: What.....?

Kuk: Look at all this money! *drops the twenty heavy bags full of money*

Kuribo: O_o` that's a lot....

Kauket: ....................I'm dating a thief.... 0.0

Kuribo: That's not good. 0.0

Kuk: A good one too!

Yami: Yeah we are good thieves! ^^

Kuk: But it was my idea! *proud grin*

Yami: You know that makes you look like an evil man....

Kuk: .........I wasn't made to look good......

Yami: Oh okay ugly. ^^

Kuk: -_-'

Kuk: I'm not ugly!

Yami: Well to tell you the truth, I've always thought that I was much better looking. ^_^

Kuk: .................Stop teasin' me!

Seto: Why don't you two thieves get out of Kaiba corp.

SK: Yeah! Or we'll turn you in!

Kuk: O.O!

Yami: 0.0 NO don't!!

Kuribo: Kauket what should we do with them?! Is there anywhere to hide?!

Kauket: Uh! Um! *panics* The woods!!!

Yami: How long will it take to...

Kuribo: We're borrowing your helicopter Kaiba!

Seto: What?!

Kuk: Whose gonna drive!?!?

Kauket: Me!?

Kuribo: sure! ^^

Seto: My chopper!

Kauket: Okay!

Kauket: *jumps in the driver's part of the chopper*

Kuk: *scared sitting in the back*

Kuribo: I'll be the navigator! ^^

Yami: This...uh...isn't good.

Kauket: *turns on the chopper*

Kuk: *grabs many barf bags*

Yami: Can I have one?!

Kuk: *only gives Yami one small bag*

Kauket: *starts to take off* WHEEEEE!!!

Kuribo: okay Captain Kauket!! ^^

Kauket: *starts to head through the forest* Isn't this fun!!

Kuk: *starts to get sick*

Kuribo: Do a loop-the-loop!

Kauket: OK!!! *does a loop-the-loop *

Yami: +o(

Kuk: *vomits in one of his bags*

Kuk: My tummy...

Kuribo: Just keep it in the bag or Seto will kill us.

Kuribo: Wow Kauket, let's make this a ride a lil more fun. Do more loop-the-loops and go faster!!!

Yami: Oh please, no. Please no!

Kauket: Okay!!! *does endless loop-the-loops*

Kuk: *whines, holding on to the barf bags more*

Yami: I feel so sick...*dizzy* *passes out*

Kuribo: WHEEE!

Kuk: *sees Yami* Wuss...!! *starts to feel more sick and dizzy* ugh.....

Kauket: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!*does even more*

Kuribo: FUN FUN FUN!!

~hours later~

Kauket: *lands in the middle of the forest* * gets out* WHEEE!! That was fun!!

Kuk: *comes barfing in the barf bag holding his stomach* *whines* :(

Kuribo: That was fun!!

Yami: *still out*

Kuk: I feel horrible................:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(

Kauket: I never felt more alive!!!

Kuribo: Same here!

Yami: *wakes up to here that* I never felt so dead.

Kuk: *collapses* I hate helicopters....

Yami: Same here.

Kuribo: Hey Kauket, let's just forget to return this chopper okay!? ^^

Kauket: Ok! ^__^

Kuk: 0.0!*whispers to Yami *We MUST burn the copper!!

Yami: Yeah....we'll eat it for dinner. :-P

Kuribo: ^^ WHEE!

Kauket: Well, what should we do now?

Kuk: Ok! :P

Kuribo: Uh...? Get their names cleared some how maybe?

Yami: What does metal taste like anyway?

Kauket: Yeah we should...but how? They were caught on camera.

Kuk: Go lick it and find out! :P

Yami: *licks chopper* Hmm....taste like dirt....(it's dirty after Kauket drove it)

Kuk: O_o' I was just joking....*sees Yami also got gasoline*0.0

Yami: Yuck! *spit spit*

Kuribo: Hmm....change their identities ^^

Kuk: *laughs at Yami*

Kauket: *watches* Man. Yami falls for Kuk's stuff every time. *snickers* What should they look like then?

Kuribo: *takes out magazine* We could make Kuk look like wolverine! ^_^ and Yami like Ardeth Bay? ^_^ Hmm...you think tattoos hurt?

Kuk: O_o!!! No!!

Kauket: *gets out an other magazine* What about making Kuk look like Malik and Malik like Kuk? ^^

Kuk:..........................

Yami: Tattoos?!!? NO NO NO!! But Kuk as Wolverine would we do the claws?! ^-^

Kuk: 8o| NO!!! :(

Kuk: I don't wanna look like wolverine!!:(

Yami: And I don't want tattoos! :(

Kuribo: Hmm....who else is there to look like?

Kauket: I know! Kuk can look like Malik!

Kuk:........I guess that's better.

Yami: But I almost look exactly like Yugi....

Kuribo: Let's make you look like Kenshin!! ^^

Yami: O_o`

Kauket: Yeah! Let's make Yami look like Kenshin!! ^^

Kuk: *shakes his hair down to look like Malik* Good? ^^

Kuribo: Kauket will you help me with Yami?!

Yami: -_-

Kuribo: You look good Kuk! ^^

Kauket: Sure!!! *gets red hair dye* ^^ Good?

Kuk: ^^ Thanks!!!

Kuribo: Aww! He looks just like Kenshin!!!

Yami: 8o| *growls*

Kuk: *laughs pointing*

Kauket:* snickers holding back the laughter*

Yami: Where is my sword?! *thinks: I need to kill Kuk now : D*

Kauket: *turns to Kuribo* Does he get a sword?

Kuk: *still laughing*

Kuribo: Yeah! Uh...err...*grabs a stick* Here you go. ^^

Yami: Ooh! Wow! I got a stick! *grumbles*

Kuk: *laughs even more* How threatening Yami!!

Kauket: Heh heh!

Yami: *hits Kuk with the stick*

Kuk: Ow! *frowns at Yami* *grabs his stick and snaps it in half*

Yami: How can I be Kenshin w/o a....a..-_- stick?

Kuk: *snickers* Kauket: Um....I know!!

Kuribo: What?!

Kauket: A plastic sword!!

Kuk: *laughs again*

Yami: Can't I have a REAL sword?! ^_^ PLEASE??

Kauket: No, you might hurt your hand.

Kuk: *thinks* Or swing the sword and miss hitting my head. =(

Yami: What Kuk said I think would be irritating....I'll just practice hard to swing at the head and hit! ^^

Kuribo: O_o

Kuk: *frowns* Then I'll practice on your head!!

I know!!!

Kuk: *fixes hair again so it would stay down* *laughs at Yami again*

Yami: I want a real sword, that I do!

Kuribo: *shakes finger* Nope. but you are really acting like Kenshin!! ^^ I'm so happy!

Kuk: *laughs more*

Kauket: Well, we should be safe to go out in public again!

Kuribo: That's good! ^^ Back in the chopper? ^^

Yami: That we shouldn't!

Kauket: Yay!!

Kuk: 0.0!!!!!!! I agree!! We need to...uh......exercise and walk!!!

Kuribo: We do? Am I that fat?!

Kauket: I'm fat?!?! :'( :'(

Kuk: No.....but....we need to make sure you don't GET fat!!

Kuribo: Oh! ^^ Okay then!

Yami: Good thinking, that it was.

Kuribo: So where do we walk to?

Kuk: *stares at Kuribo with a blank look* Um....to town?

Kauket:..........?_?

Kuribo: I know but....that is going to take forever....

Kuk: But this might turn into an other adventure!!!^__^

Kauket: But...

Yami: *whispers to Kuk* Haven't we had enough of those already?

Kuribo: If we walk you two must take us somewhere really romantic and expensive and you must dance with us!

Kauket: Yeah!

Kuk: *whispers back* You wanna ride that cursed piece of metal again?

Yami: No I don't want to ride that junk heap...or eat it.

Kuk: *snickers* Okay, *turns back to Kauket & Kuribo* So we walk!

Kauket: Awww.....

Yami: yep!

Kuribo: sure....I don't want to be fat.

Kauket: Same....here....starts walking sulking*

Kuk: *follows gladly* ^__^

Yami: ^^ hey Kuk, you got a bomb on you? ^^ I'd like to ruin that chopper now. ^^

Kuribo: O_o`

Kuk: Of course!!!^__________^

Kauket: whines*

Yami: *takes bomb lights it and throws it at the chopper* ^^ *chopper explodes*

wow pretty early! ^^ I like doing that on the weekends. ^^

Kuribo: what was....*turns around* The CHOPPER!!?!?!?!?

Kauket: *sees* NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! *sobs*

Kuk: *cheers* Yes!!

Yami: That's too bad, that it is! *bursts out laughing!*

Kauket: *cries*

Kuk: *laughs*

Yami: all we can do know is walk, that we can.

Kuribo: did one o' you do this!?

Kuk: *points to Yami* Surprisingly,...it was him.

Kauket: Yami!!!!

Yami: I'm sorry that I am....*thinks* Kuk....we just blew up our money....

Kuk: The Money!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!*starts to pathetically digging through the reminds of the chopper and money pieces* WE CAN ALWAYS TAPE THEM BACK TOGETHER!!!!!! *makes a lame attempt to put the money back together*

Kauket: *laughs at Kuk*

Yami: WE CAN TRY!!! THAT WE CAN!!!

Kuribo: XD

Kuk: WE WILL TRY AND SUCCEED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *continues*

Kauket: *laughs even more*

Kuribo: Oh this is good!

Yami: *brings tape out starts taping* LOOK I have a dollar so far!

Kuk: GOOD JOB!!!! *takes the tape and rapidly tapes the wrong pieces together, joining a 20 dollar bill and a 100 dollar bill*

Yami: then its a 120 bill ^^

Kuk: Yeah!! ^_^

Kauket: *laughs* Lame-o!! *points at Kuk laughing*

Kuk: *now makes 150 dollar bill*

Kauket: *sighs* This may take a while.

Kuribo: You are telling me!

Yami: *Makes a 500/100*

Kauket: *chuckles then sobs* Now we don't have a chopper or any money!!

Kuk: *continues, chanting "Must fix money!"*

Yami: *starts the chant as well*

Kuribo: I don't think anyone will take those bills

Kauket: I think the same.

Kuk: *gives up* *howls* NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! *gets angry* Yami!!! Why'd you blow up the chopper before getting our money out?!?

Yami: you gave me the bomb!!

Kuribo: :-S

Kuk: You still could've got it out!!!

Kauket: *watches*

Yami: Well....it was your idea to walk!

Kuribo: *watches as well*

Kuk: So?! You wanted to walk too!! *rants around*

Kauket:....................... '_'

Yami: *grabs stick* *hits Kuk with it*

Kuribo: oooh!

Kuk: *growls* *grabs and larger stick and hits back*

Kauket: *suddenly now interested*o0o0o0o0o0o!!!*closely watches*

Yami: *grabs pieces of chopper* *throws them at Kuk*

Kuribo: ooh! That's gotta hurt!

Kuk: *gets hit in the head and starts to bleed*

Kauket: Kuk!! No!!!!

Yami: ooops...*thinks: I am so in trouble with Kauket and Kuk now!*

Kuribo: O_o`

Kuk: *bleeds more crying* MY HEAD!!!

Kauket: *cuddles her Kuk* *narrow eyes at Yami* I knew you were cruel!!!

Yami: I'm sorry! That I really am! *starts to bandage Kuk with money*

Kuk: *shoos Yami away* I don't want my cut infected!!! *whines*

Kauket: *hugs him more* It'll be ok

Kuribo: what should we do?!

Yami: I'm sorry!

Kuk: *whines more* I'M GONNA DIE!!!! *hugs Kauket-----real quiet sob*

Kauket: hears* He's crying!!

Kuribo: Is Kuk really going to die!?!?!?!?

Yami: NO!!! You were my best friend...even though I didn't act that way at times!!!

Kuk: *wipes eyes* really?!?!?! Even more than Joey and Téa and Tristan and Ryo and Yugi and--*continues*

Yami: Of course! Who am I with more?! Joey, Téa, Tristan, Otogi, Ryo or you?!

Kuk: Me!! *lets go of Kauket*

Kauket: *watches*..................It's hard to think to worst enemies would be best friends.

Kuribo: *blink blink* yeah....

Yami: So what do we with KUK!?!?

Kauket: *confused watching* *blinks*

Kuk: *holds the cut down* *sniffles*.............................

Kauket: Um......the hospital?

Yami: Will we make it in time?

Kuribo: maybe I can float with him on my back?

Kauket: He weighs a lot, do you think you can carry him?

Kuk: I'm not that heavy!!

Kuribo: Uh....no.

Yami: Hmm....we try putting the chopper together?

Kuribo: Why not just start running?

Kuk: *tries to stand* *wobbles then falls* I can't even stand*

Kauket: *watches Kuk* *turns to Yami*

Yami: I have got no ideas!

Kauket: I do! *raises finger*

Kuk: *whimpers rubbing his nose and eyes*

Kuribo: What is the plan?!

Kauket: Let Yami carry Kuk!!!!!

Kuk:......................*stares at Yami with a blank look*

Yami: but....but...

Kuribo: Do you want to save him?!

Yami: yes...

Kuribo: Carry him then! ^^

Yami: fine...get on Kuk...*thinks okay Yami look forward to some back aches!*

Kuk: *continues his blank look*................*gestures himself for Yami to bend down for him to make it easier*

Yami: *bends over*

Kuk: *crawls on* *kicks his side for him to start walking*

Kauket: *laughs at the sight*

Yami: OW! *starts walking....* ow ow heavy! Heavy!

Kauket: *follows* WE gotta run if we wanna get there in time!

Kuk: *sniffs* *holds his head*

Yami: *Starts to run* *gets tired starts to walk very slowly*

Kuk: *cries and whines* Go faster!

Kauket: *runs and helps Yami run by pushing him*

Kuk: *kicks* GO FASTER!!!

Yami: OW!!

Kuk: My head's bleeding!!

Yami: I KNOW THAT!!!

Yami: *continues going kind of slowly*

Kuk: *gets angry* GO FASTER!!!* kicks harder and quicker*

Kauket: come on Yami!! *way ahead of the two*

Yami: *runs a little*

Kuk: FASTER!!! *kicks more*

Yami: *runs* *stops to pant* *runs again*

Kuk: *sighs*

Yami: I'M going pretty fast!!!

Kuk: Yeah right!! That slug's going faster than you!! *points to a slug on the ground whose racing Yami*

Yami: Argh!!! *runs so fast almost drops Kuk*