Disclaimer: Hi. Donut? I mean, AR don't own Yu-Gi-Oh(!).
!@#$%^&*(And I meant every word.)
Sol: MUAHAHAHAHA!!!
AR: EEP! *hides*
Sol: Okay. On with the fic!
AR: Seriously Sol, I'd think by now you'd know you can't get rid of me that easily..
Sol: Dang.
D.O.I.: *small brown squirrel* *hops in* Hello.
AR: This is D.O.I. He will be my new co-host.
Sol: Wha-?
AR: If you keep annoying me.
Sol: I've been betrayed two times now..
S.g: Get over it.
Sol: *mumbling*
S.g: What's that? Your mouth is movin' but I'm not getting any audio!
AR: *shrugs* This is weird. The whole group will actually be together the whole time. I counted. Eleven people. Too many.
Sol: DIE WILLS YOU!
S.g: Temper, temper..
AR: Um, I was supposed to update on Monday, then Tuesday, then Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, and now good ol' Saturday!
Sol: _._#
AR: *edging away* Heheh. I have no clue what that's supposed to mean but, *shrugs* on with the fic!
Sol: My line!
AR: Fine.
Sol: On with the fic!
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I narrow my eyes to the group. "This never happens, us being in the same place at the same time without havin' any intension of killing someone."
Marik looked away in disagreement. "Who told you that lie?"
". . . ."
Ankh ignored that last comment and nodded. "And as we all know, this can only mean one thing--"
The tomb raider looked up excitedly. "Time for lunch, the Pharaoh pays?"
"No! It means we are all bored and need sometin' to do."
Everyone nodded on Isis' words of wisdom.
Seth leaned back against the wall. "So what do we do?"
Instinctively everyone looked Seth's way, him being the one talking and all. And we noticed something shiny. Expensive, dangerous, kids-shouldn't- play-with-this kind of shiny.
"Ooh.." Aniz grabbed the sword, which was on a mantel right above Seth's head. She lowered it down for us to view. "Um, I got an idea! Let's go kill sometin'!"
At this point we don't really care what was said. "YA!"
She swung it right above our heads, trying to kill us obviously, causing us to move in momentum with the sword.
Marik's eyes lit up as he saw what we were doing. "I shall call this, um, 'The Wave!'"
Idiot.
Mi shook her head. "No one will remember you or any of these inventions in say, 5000 years from now."
5000 years later:
random fangirl: I JUST LOVE CAFFEINE! *turns on football game* LIKE OH MY GAWD! THEY'RE DOING THE WAVE! *changes channel* LIKE OH MY GAWD! LIKE YU-GI- OH! IS ON! *hugs TV* LIKE OH MY GAWD! I JUST LOVE MALIK! AND HE WILL BE LIKE REMEMBERED FOREVER! LIKE!
Present, past, whatever:
Senui had ignored the "idiots", as he called them, for most of this time. But that annoying drip-drop sound was getting unbearable. "What the hell is that?!" He glared at the two royals, me and my sister, duh.
Mi shrugged. "How should I know? I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKIN' ABOUT!"
Yoku looked at what Senui was staring at. "It's, it's water."
"Aren't we supposed to be happy?" Cegasis kneeled down to the water. "We do live in Egypt."
"Whoopee." The shape shifter had decided the sword was her new best friend, as she had recovered the sword's sheath.
The blonde shook her head. "No, I mean it's water!"
Senui quirked an eyebrow. "Yes. Yes, we know."
"--# We're in the middle of the palace. Why would it be leaking?"
Bakura smiled at the girl. "Cause they're cheap." He shot a glare at me.
I must think of a comeback! I stick out my tongue. What?
Seth looked at the puddle. "It rained yesterday. Hard. You can never know where there's a leak since it's the dry season."
Aniz sighed and held the sword at an angle where anyone could trip over it. The water was spreading with each drop. "Hey Yami look--"
"AIEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!" *thunk*
"Out." ((Sol: Hey, Yami's knocked out. Who's gonna tell the story? AR: Um, I will! Sol: ))
The group looked at the hole Yami had made with his fall.
Ankh was the first to contribute. "They really should replace these walls."
"I thought you would say something like 'I hope he's all right!'." Senui knocked the last remaining stones ((DIRT)) off of Yami's new burial site. "You idiot, that will soon die."
"That too." He edged away from his walking future massacre.
"Uh, guys?" Isis interrupted the 'thoughts' of the others with this not so important announcement. "He's not moving."
"This can only mean one thing." The princess kneeled down to her unconscious brother and smiled. "YOU'RE DEAD! IT TOOK YOU SO LONG! I THOUGHT YOU WOULD NEVER DIE! NOW, I SHALL BE THE DESTINED RULER OF EGYPT! MWAHAHA-"
Cegasis smiled. "You didn't need to worry about that! You were going to be queen anyway. You guys were supposed to be married!"
"Ha." Mi stopped and looked at the group. By the look on her face, no one could tell what she was thinking, or would do, that is, until, could it be?
"WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!" She shoved her face into her hands as she cried her little cold heart out. "I CAN'T BELIEVE IT! WHY?!?!? WHY ME?!?"
By this time Cegasis had been pushed closest to Mi, him being the cause of this situation. "Uh, well, they want the kingdom to be ruled by people with royal blood. And you and Yami are the only children of Pharaoh, so you have royal blood. And you're not married. And stuff."
She looked up with big crying anime eyes. "My HUSBAND's dead." She looked down at Yami. "WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!!"
Seth quirked an eyebrow. He had been amused by this little incident, but Yami hadn't moved for a couple of minutes now. Not that he cared or anything. "I think we should check on him. You know, make sure he's not really dead. And stuff."
"SHUT UP, YOU HOMEWRECKER!"
"WHAT?!?!"
"I KNEW HE HAD BEEN HIDING SOMETHING FROM ME!" She pointed an accusing finger at Seth. "IT WAS YOU! I KNEW THERE WAS ANOTHER!"
"Mi?"
"What?"
"You're not married to him."
Mi sprang up as she dusted herself off. "Well, you could have told me that a little while ago before I started crying. I mean, I never cry. But having to marry my own brother.." She jumped away from the unconscious body. "Eww."
Seth smirked. "Not yet anyway."
"Uh, don't worry. I'm sure Yami will find someone else to marry!" Senui looked at Mi hopefully.
Bottom lip quivering, "You sure?"
He crossed his arms. "How should I know? I'm makin' this up."
Yoku pushed Senui out of the princess' view. "He's sure!" She forced a smile at Senui. "Aren't you sure?"
"No, I'm not sure!"
"He's very sure!"
"Hey, he's awake." Seth redirected their attention to the now conscious body.
Mi crossed her arms. "Thank you. You gay fag."
"I am not gay!"
She turned away from the priest. "Oh sure, deny it now that you're lover isn't awake."
"He is too awake!"
Everyone looked up at the boy's answer.
"Huh? WAIT! HE'S NOT MY LOVER EITHER!" ((AR: Alright, he's awake from his slumber.))
I sit up and look at the crowd. Dead? Unconscious? Homosexuality? What were they talking about? I look at the hole surrounding me with an imprint of my face smashed into one of the fallen stones. Okay, that explains. The dead unconscious thing, I mean.
Isis kneeled down near me. "Hi. Do you remember anything?"
Ya, of course I remember something! "What are you talkin' about? Where am I?" Don't worry, I know what I'm doing.
Bakura barged in on this once in a lifetime opportunity. "You are in MY palace in which YOU are MY hardworking slave and YOU give me ALL the food I want when I want which is when I say so. You got that?!?! Good. You're never cheap and I get expensive stuff all the time delivered by YOU!" He then smiled at me.
I blink. Okay. "Uh, okay!" I smile back. Do they really think I'm that dumb? ((Sol: Let's not answer that.))
Marik blinked. "Uh, I'm Pharaoh of Egypt!"
I nod. You wish.
"YOU'RE NOT MY HUSBAND!"
I shake my head. WHO TOLD HER THAT?!?!?
Everyone smiled at this "new" Yami. They could get anything they want. They had brainwashed me. Or so they thought.
Meanwhile, I had a couple of tricks of my own planned.
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A/N: I want to clear something up. I have nothing against any characters in this story. *glomps chibis* I JUST LIKE TO MAKE FUN OF THEM!
Sol: Abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz.
S.g: o.O
AR: Okay, well I'm so sorry that I didn't put up another chapter 'till today, but, just don't kill me. Okay? Okay then.
Sol: 123456789.
S.g: Whatever.
AR: Ya, well I love all your reviews! I need them. More please!
D.O.I.: Yeah.
AR: Yeah, okay so review, bye.
Sol: BYE!
AR: *picks up Sol by the collar* Anyone want him?
!@#$%^&*(And I meant every word.)
Sol: MUAHAHAHAHA!!!
AR: EEP! *hides*
Sol: Okay. On with the fic!
AR: Seriously Sol, I'd think by now you'd know you can't get rid of me that easily..
Sol: Dang.
D.O.I.: *small brown squirrel* *hops in* Hello.
AR: This is D.O.I. He will be my new co-host.
Sol: Wha-?
AR: If you keep annoying me.
Sol: I've been betrayed two times now..
S.g: Get over it.
Sol: *mumbling*
S.g: What's that? Your mouth is movin' but I'm not getting any audio!
AR: *shrugs* This is weird. The whole group will actually be together the whole time. I counted. Eleven people. Too many.
Sol: DIE WILLS YOU!
S.g: Temper, temper..
AR: Um, I was supposed to update on Monday, then Tuesday, then Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, and now good ol' Saturday!
Sol: _._#
AR: *edging away* Heheh. I have no clue what that's supposed to mean but, *shrugs* on with the fic!
Sol: My line!
AR: Fine.
Sol: On with the fic!
* * * * *
I narrow my eyes to the group. "This never happens, us being in the same place at the same time without havin' any intension of killing someone."
Marik looked away in disagreement. "Who told you that lie?"
". . . ."
Ankh ignored that last comment and nodded. "And as we all know, this can only mean one thing--"
The tomb raider looked up excitedly. "Time for lunch, the Pharaoh pays?"
"No! It means we are all bored and need sometin' to do."
Everyone nodded on Isis' words of wisdom.
Seth leaned back against the wall. "So what do we do?"
Instinctively everyone looked Seth's way, him being the one talking and all. And we noticed something shiny. Expensive, dangerous, kids-shouldn't- play-with-this kind of shiny.
"Ooh.." Aniz grabbed the sword, which was on a mantel right above Seth's head. She lowered it down for us to view. "Um, I got an idea! Let's go kill sometin'!"
At this point we don't really care what was said. "YA!"
She swung it right above our heads, trying to kill us obviously, causing us to move in momentum with the sword.
Marik's eyes lit up as he saw what we were doing. "I shall call this, um, 'The Wave!'"
Idiot.
Mi shook her head. "No one will remember you or any of these inventions in say, 5000 years from now."
5000 years later:
random fangirl: I JUST LOVE CAFFEINE! *turns on football game* LIKE OH MY GAWD! THEY'RE DOING THE WAVE! *changes channel* LIKE OH MY GAWD! LIKE YU-GI- OH! IS ON! *hugs TV* LIKE OH MY GAWD! I JUST LOVE MALIK! AND HE WILL BE LIKE REMEMBERED FOREVER! LIKE!
Present, past, whatever:
Senui had ignored the "idiots", as he called them, for most of this time. But that annoying drip-drop sound was getting unbearable. "What the hell is that?!" He glared at the two royals, me and my sister, duh.
Mi shrugged. "How should I know? I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKIN' ABOUT!"
Yoku looked at what Senui was staring at. "It's, it's water."
"Aren't we supposed to be happy?" Cegasis kneeled down to the water. "We do live in Egypt."
"Whoopee." The shape shifter had decided the sword was her new best friend, as she had recovered the sword's sheath.
The blonde shook her head. "No, I mean it's water!"
Senui quirked an eyebrow. "Yes. Yes, we know."
"--# We're in the middle of the palace. Why would it be leaking?"
Bakura smiled at the girl. "Cause they're cheap." He shot a glare at me.
I must think of a comeback! I stick out my tongue. What?
Seth looked at the puddle. "It rained yesterday. Hard. You can never know where there's a leak since it's the dry season."
Aniz sighed and held the sword at an angle where anyone could trip over it. The water was spreading with each drop. "Hey Yami look--"
"AIEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!" *thunk*
"Out." ((Sol: Hey, Yami's knocked out. Who's gonna tell the story? AR: Um, I will! Sol: ))
The group looked at the hole Yami had made with his fall.
Ankh was the first to contribute. "They really should replace these walls."
"I thought you would say something like 'I hope he's all right!'." Senui knocked the last remaining stones ((DIRT)) off of Yami's new burial site. "You idiot, that will soon die."
"That too." He edged away from his walking future massacre.
"Uh, guys?" Isis interrupted the 'thoughts' of the others with this not so important announcement. "He's not moving."
"This can only mean one thing." The princess kneeled down to her unconscious brother and smiled. "YOU'RE DEAD! IT TOOK YOU SO LONG! I THOUGHT YOU WOULD NEVER DIE! NOW, I SHALL BE THE DESTINED RULER OF EGYPT! MWAHAHA-"
Cegasis smiled. "You didn't need to worry about that! You were going to be queen anyway. You guys were supposed to be married!"
"Ha." Mi stopped and looked at the group. By the look on her face, no one could tell what she was thinking, or would do, that is, until, could it be?
"WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!" She shoved her face into her hands as she cried her little cold heart out. "I CAN'T BELIEVE IT! WHY?!?!? WHY ME?!?"
By this time Cegasis had been pushed closest to Mi, him being the cause of this situation. "Uh, well, they want the kingdom to be ruled by people with royal blood. And you and Yami are the only children of Pharaoh, so you have royal blood. And you're not married. And stuff."
She looked up with big crying anime eyes. "My HUSBAND's dead." She looked down at Yami. "WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!!"
Seth quirked an eyebrow. He had been amused by this little incident, but Yami hadn't moved for a couple of minutes now. Not that he cared or anything. "I think we should check on him. You know, make sure he's not really dead. And stuff."
"SHUT UP, YOU HOMEWRECKER!"
"WHAT?!?!"
"I KNEW HE HAD BEEN HIDING SOMETHING FROM ME!" She pointed an accusing finger at Seth. "IT WAS YOU! I KNEW THERE WAS ANOTHER!"
"Mi?"
"What?"
"You're not married to him."
Mi sprang up as she dusted herself off. "Well, you could have told me that a little while ago before I started crying. I mean, I never cry. But having to marry my own brother.." She jumped away from the unconscious body. "Eww."
Seth smirked. "Not yet anyway."
"Uh, don't worry. I'm sure Yami will find someone else to marry!" Senui looked at Mi hopefully.
Bottom lip quivering, "You sure?"
He crossed his arms. "How should I know? I'm makin' this up."
Yoku pushed Senui out of the princess' view. "He's sure!" She forced a smile at Senui. "Aren't you sure?"
"No, I'm not sure!"
"He's very sure!"
"Hey, he's awake." Seth redirected their attention to the now conscious body.
Mi crossed her arms. "Thank you. You gay fag."
"I am not gay!"
She turned away from the priest. "Oh sure, deny it now that you're lover isn't awake."
"He is too awake!"
Everyone looked up at the boy's answer.
"Huh? WAIT! HE'S NOT MY LOVER EITHER!" ((AR: Alright, he's awake from his slumber.))
I sit up and look at the crowd. Dead? Unconscious? Homosexuality? What were they talking about? I look at the hole surrounding me with an imprint of my face smashed into one of the fallen stones. Okay, that explains. The dead unconscious thing, I mean.
Isis kneeled down near me. "Hi. Do you remember anything?"
Ya, of course I remember something! "What are you talkin' about? Where am I?" Don't worry, I know what I'm doing.
Bakura barged in on this once in a lifetime opportunity. "You are in MY palace in which YOU are MY hardworking slave and YOU give me ALL the food I want when I want which is when I say so. You got that?!?! Good. You're never cheap and I get expensive stuff all the time delivered by YOU!" He then smiled at me.
I blink. Okay. "Uh, okay!" I smile back. Do they really think I'm that dumb? ((Sol: Let's not answer that.))
Marik blinked. "Uh, I'm Pharaoh of Egypt!"
I nod. You wish.
"YOU'RE NOT MY HUSBAND!"
I shake my head. WHO TOLD HER THAT?!?!?
Everyone smiled at this "new" Yami. They could get anything they want. They had brainwashed me. Or so they thought.
Meanwhile, I had a couple of tricks of my own planned.
* * * * *
A/N: I want to clear something up. I have nothing against any characters in this story. *glomps chibis* I JUST LIKE TO MAKE FUN OF THEM!
Sol: Abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz.
S.g: o.O
AR: Okay, well I'm so sorry that I didn't put up another chapter 'till today, but, just don't kill me. Okay? Okay then.
Sol: 123456789.
S.g: Whatever.
AR: Ya, well I love all your reviews! I need them. More please!
D.O.I.: Yeah.
AR: Yeah, okay so review, bye.
Sol: BYE!
AR: *picks up Sol by the collar* Anyone want him?