Oh! I forgot to mention in the last chapter that Yami Bakura Fan has become Kauket and my editor!! ^_^ Thank you YBF! **claps** Anyway on with the story!!!

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Kuk: Go faster!!! See, that snail's still beatin' ya!!

Kauket: *waits in the distance* Man they're slow.

Kuribo: Yeah we're right near the Hospital and they are still in the woods

Kauket: *laughs* slow-pokes.

Kuk: *whines* Come on!! They're already there!! RUN!! I COMMAND YOU!! *kicks*

Yami: *Runs a little* *stops* *sees a spider* AHHHHH!!!! *runs to Kauket and Kuribo*

Kuk: Man, Yami! You fight psychopathic guys no problem, but when you see a harmless spider you scream and run.

Kauket: 0_0 He's afraid of spiders!

Yami: Everyone is afraid of something! Now into the hospital!

Kuk: *laughs* Yeah! Go in there!! *kicks*

Kauket: *walks in the hospital*

Yami: YO DOC!!!

Doctor: What?

Kuk: Me head's bleedin'! *points*

Kauket: So save him!

Kuribo: YEAH!!! NOW!!

Doctor: Fine, KICK!! INTO THE EMERGENCY ROOM!! *points and runs*

Yami: *runs to emergency room* *lays Kuk on table* Malik was throwing things and hit his head that is how he got the cut. ^^;;;;

Kuk: *frowns* Liar! It was him! *points to the mirror at his reflection*

Yami: That is was not!

Kuk: *now points to Yami* It was that dude then!

Yami: I am himura the batossai! I don't do things like that, that I don't ^^;;;

Kuk: Uh?

Doctor: I don't care who did it!! We've got to put stitches in his head now!!

Kauket: O_o Stitches?

Kuk: 0_0 *scared*

Kuribo: good thing it isn't me ^^

Kuk: No!! Not stitches!!! Anything but that!!

Kauket: Poor guy...looks like we may have to hold Kuk down.

Doctor: Yep, you will. *gets out a shot*

Kuk: NO!

Kuribo: Shh! Don't call him Kuk, Kauket!

Yami: Yeah it's MALIK!

Kuribo: That looks painful

Kauket: Oh yeah, they just look so alike, my bad. Sorry Malik.

Kuk: *mind works slow now* What's a Malik?

Doctor: *comes closer to Kuk, shadowing over him*

Kuk: *whimpers*

Kuribo: *shuts eyes*

Kuk: *closes eyes as well*

Doctor: *inserts needle as Kuk passes out*

Kauket: *watches* It wasn't that bad.

Kuribo: Watches a lil. *faints*

Yami: Nope, that it wasn't....or not for us. ^^;;;;

Doctor: Now, who will help for the stitches?

Kauket: *looks at Yami* You gave him the cut, it fair you help fix it.

Yami: That I....I will?

Kauket: *nods* Yup, you will.

Doctor: *holds up the stitches* Hurry now.

Kuk: *moans in sleep*

Yami: okay what do I do?

Doctor: Help put in the stitches! *moves Kuk's hair our of the way* Come on!

Kauket: O_o Now I don't even wanna watch *turns away*

Kuribo: *still out*

Yami: puts in some stitches

Kuk: *moans* *twitches*

Kauket: *peeks through hands* He's wakin' up!!

Doctor: Go faster! *puts in more stitches*

Yami: *goes faster* *back begins hurting* Ow!

Kuk: *moans* *whines moving around*

Doctor: Just one more and...*puts one more stitch in* Done!

Kauket: *looks* Is it over?

Kuribo: Kuri? *wakes up again*

Yami: I think. Ow!

Kuk: *whines still in sleep* Die.....*light snore*

Kauket: ?_?

Doctor: There! He should wake up soon!

Kauket: :p Malik now really does have a metal head! 9/

Kuk: *eyes slowly open* Eh?

Yami: That he does. :-P

Kuribo: ^^ Hi there Malik!

Kuk: *sits up* Huh? My name is K-

Kauket: MALIK!!

Kuk :.......Malik....

Doctor: *starts to add up how much this would pay*

Yami: Does anyone have any money?

Kuk :.....*looks in pockets* *only pulls out lint* It all got blown up.......:(

Kauket: *holds up one dollar*

Yami: I got nothin' that I dont'

Kuribo: What do we do? Anyone got a credit card? Or should we just run and change identities again? ^^;;;;

Doctor: This would cost.....one thousand dollars!

Kauket: WHAT?!

Kuk: *mostly dies*

Yami: We should have let him die!

Kuribo: :'( :'( What do we do?!

Kuk: WHAT'D YOU SAY?!

Kauket: RUN!! *dashes out the door*

Yami: Okay, that I....

Kuribo: Oh forget it! * grabs Yami and runs out the door*

Kuk: WAIT FOR ME!!!! *runs after them* Ow my head...

Kauket: *runs back in the woods*

Yami: Okay now what do we do? :-S

Kauket: Fix the chopper!

Kuk: *waddles following* My head....:'(

Yami: okay! *starts picking up pieces*

Kuribo: Ok.....:-S

Kauket: *puts the pieces together*

Kuk: *finally makes it there* My head :(...........:'(

Kuribo: *pats Kuk*

Yami: Get over here you two!!

Kuk: *sniffs* *Waddles over there* *puts two completely different pieces together*

Kauket: *forms a door* Look what I did! ^__^

Yami: YAY!!

Kuribo: Good!

Kauket: *starts at something else*

Kuk: *makes a window looking thing* Look what I made! *thinks it's the front window*

Yami: That's good too!

Kuribo: *makes propellers*

~hours later~

Kuk: *makes the wings*^___^

Kauket: *looks at the 'chopper'*

Yami: WE did a good job! ^^

Kauket: Is it safe to get in?

Kuk: I dunno, let's see! *is about to step in the chopper but is stopped by Kauket*

Kauket: Not with stitches in your head your not

Yami: I'll go! *steps in* walks around* It seems ok! 9/

Kauket: Okay....*walks in* It looks safe!

Kuk: *follows* IT WORKS!! *touches the wall part and everything falls*

Kauket: KUK!!!!!!!!!!

Yami: KUK!!! YOUYOU!!

Kuribo: STOP!! YAMI!!

Kuk: SORRY!!:'(

Kauket: OUR CHOPPER!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Kuk: Here! I'll fix it! *tries to fix the rest but the rest but the rest of it falls* NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

Yami: YOU IDIOT!!!

Kuribo: O_o`

Kuk: I'M SORRY!!!

Kauket: T_T I knew we should've used super glue not regular.

Yami: I used scotch tape not duck!

Kauket: *groans*

Kuk: Here, I'll fix it again! *tries to tape the pieces back together only to get caught in the rest of their tape* HELP!

Kuribo: Oh he is stupid

Kauket: Those stitches made him stupid. -_-' We gotta take 'em out.

Kuk: *more stuck* HELP!

Yami: Kuk!

Kuribo: Are you ok?

Kuk: *now completely wrapped up* IT'S TRYIN' TO EAT ME!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!! EVIL TAPE!!!! EVIL TAPE!!!!!:'(

Kauket: *watches*uh

Kuk: *still tangled* :'( HELP!!

Kauket: *stares*

Kuribo: What should we do with him?

Kauket: Do we have scissors anywhere?

Kuk: *whines* Help!:'(

Yami: I could buy some

Kuribo: Well hurry up then!

Yami: okay! *starts to run down to the store*

Kuk: *points to a sharp object laying on the ground* *muffled* Dat..!!!

Kuk: *muffled* Get back here!!! *still pointing*

Kuribo: Uh....what is it Kuk? I can barely understand him when he is muffled like that -_-

Kuk: *muffled* DAT!!!! *points*

Kauket: Eh?

Kuribo: I think he said bat. You want a bat? What kind? Baseball or the animal?

Kuk: *muffled louder* DAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Kauket: I think he wants the animal.

Kuribo: Oh....I think those stitches really did do something to him....what do you think?

Kauket: I think so to, we should get them out.

Kuk: *shuts eyes* *muffled scream* NOOO! GET DAT!!* tries to point* *points again* DAT!!!

Kauket: He really wants a bat.

Kuribo: Hmm...where on earth are we going to buy one of those?!

Yami: *comes running back* I got the scissors! Well I had to steal them but....

Kauket: Hmm...a zoo?

Kuk: *rants muffled*

Yami: A bat?! He wants the animal? Oh okay I'll be able to get away with a bat easy! *starts to run off again*

Kuribo: You'll get your bat very soon Kuk! ^_^

Kuk: *muffled* I didn't want a bat!! I said I wanted DAT!!! *points again*

Kauket: Don't worry Kuk! It's coming!

Kuk: -_-'

Kuribo: Kuk is really impatient!

Kauket: I know. Gosh! *shakes head*

Kuk: *muffled* No I'm not!

Kuribo: So why does Kuk need a bat?

Kauket: I dunno....

Kuk: I dun wanna bat!! I want dat! *points with foot*

Yami: *comes running back!* I got the bat!! ^^

Kuribo: YAY!

Kuk: *anime fall* *muffled* Not dat!!

Kauket: Look! He's so happy he fell!

Yami: good! Now what do I do with it? ^^;;;;;

Kuk: Me!! Give it to me!!! *shifts body while its stuck in the tape*

Yami: uh I think he wants it *hands Kuk bat*

Kuk: *yanks the bat into his hands* *bat bites him* OW!! IT BIT ME!!

Kuribo: ^^;;;;;;;; Ehe..

Kuk: *now atempts to use the bat's teeth to gnaw off the tape* *muffled as he holds up the squeaking bat* Now! Destroy the tape!! *bat bites his hand again* Not my hand!

Kauket: What's he sayin'?

Kuribo ?_?

Yami: Uh....I dunno?

Kuk: Get da tape off! *yanks open the bats teeth and makes him tear off the tape* *bat bites his chest* OWW!!! *muffled* I got a rabid bat. _

Yami: Oooh! That must hurt...

Kuribo: Should we help get the tape off?

Kauket: Yeah, but duck tape is STICKY!



Yami: True..just let him do it. ^^

Kauket: Yeah!

Kuk: No!! Help me!!!

Kuribo: But my fur will get stuck and be pulled out!!

Kauket: Yeah, and I have to stay clean for our date.

Kuk: *stands up and almost falls* *holds the raging bat*

Yami: Same here. I wanna look handsome. ^_^

Kuk: *now has sticky hair* I want to too! But now look at me!! *sniffs* And now I smell like bat!

Yami: you can shower? ^^;;;;;

Kuk: *frustrated moan* *waddles to some shop still holding the bat*

Kauket: *watches* You're not gonna name your bat, Kuk?

Kuribo: Yeah, name it!! ^_^

Kuk: *stares at the bat as it tries to bite him* ..................Mr. Bites.

Kauket: Aww...think of a better name!

Kuk: ~_~"

Yami: ^^;;; No I like the name!

Kuk: Blacky!!!

Kauket: Cute!!^__^

Kuribo: ^_^ that's beter!~

Yami: How about Blacky and the last name Bites?

Kuk: Okay! Blacky Bites.^.^

Kauket: What about the middle name?

Kuk: Hmmm....*stumbles losing balance*

Yami: Blacky....bites....it's gotta begin with B!

Kuk: Blacky Blue Bites!

Kauket: Okay!

Kuribo: OK!!

Yami: good!

Kuk: I should teach him tricks...hmm.....

Kuk: How about teaching him to fly and get me stuff!^^

Yami: Nice idea!!

Kuribo: and then what? do we live in the woods forever?!

Kuk: Uh....I guess.....But have no fears!! Mr. Blacky well get everything we need!! *sits Blacky on his arm and holds him up* Now.... get me some new clothes from JcPennys!!

Blacky: *flies away in a completely different direction*

Kuk: NO!! BLACKY!!!

Kauket: *laughs*

Kuk: MY BAT!!!

Kauket: *still laughing*

Yami: ooh! great idea Kuk you lost your bat!!

Kuk: COME BACK BLACKY!!!

Kauket: *holds her stomach laughing*

Kuribo: So I take that we will go back to the city?

Kuk: *sulks* Yeah...

Kauket: Yes! No more woods!

Kuribo: alright!! ^_^

Yami: -_-

Kuk: *waddles still stuck in the tape*

Kauket: Yay!

Kuribo: So when do we get outta here? ^^

Kauket: Now!!!^_^ *heads outta the woods*

Kuk: *moans* I'M STILL STUCK!!! *rants as he throws himself around trying to get the tape off*

Yami: Alright I'll help! *grabs scissors and cuts tape*

Kuk: Thank you!

Yami: No problemo

Kuk: *now sticky all over* -_-' And now I have no bat*

Blacky: *flies back on Kuk's arm holding a shampoo bottle*

Kuk: YOU CAME BACK!!!! *hugs Blacky*

Kuribo: AWW! ^^ How cute!

Kuk: Now! *waves finger in a 'NO!' wave* Don't ever do that again Blacky!!

Kauket: ^________^

Kuribo: ^_^

Yami: HA HA

Kuk: What?

Kauket: ^___^