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AR: What chapter is this? 7?
Sol: 6.
AR: Sure?
Sol: I think.
AR: Sorry you guys. I haven't updated in like 3 weeks. It was a mixture of writer's block, depression, boredom, and, well, everything else that's not too good.
Sol: Oh, how horrible.
AR: You shut up. This chappie is going to be a little different. Actually, the next few chapters. They're all going to be Yami's POV. Actually, it's been Yami's POV, but you know what I mean. As in nothing but where Yami is and stuffies. And yes, he is planning to get back at them for no reason whatsoever. This chapter's the beginning of it all.
Sol:
AR: SHUT UP!
Sol: ??
AR: SOL! I'M WARNING YOU!
S.g: o.O
Sol: But I--
AR: That's it! You've asked for it!
Sol: On with the fic.
AR: How dare you talk when I told you not to?!?!?!?!
S.g: O.O??
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They're idiots. All of them. Look at them. "I am God!" Okay I needed to get that out. Look at them, looking at me like I'm a maniac.
Everyone: *looking*
"Aw, man! He's back to normal!"
I resent that. I point to a large sign I just noticed behind them. In big, bold hieroglyphics it reads:
Sign: I AM GOD!
What a coinkidoink.
Bakura crossed his arms. "Well, does he have amnesia or not?" He glared at Ankh expectantly.
Ankh stepped back. "How should I know?!?"
"Well, you are going to become a doctor or something."
"Healer."
"Same difference."
"No, it is not the same difference."
I sigh. I am so unloved. They can't even remember I have amnesia. How ironic. Oh well, gotta do what I gotta do. Eww. I'm gonna kill the guy who made that phrase up. Anyway, "Well, um, Pharaoh, what should I do for you?" Look at him staring.
Marik: *staring* Yay!
That was uncalled for!
"Well let's see, um, put your face, on the ground and, um, go around in circles, with your face still on the ground while, um, saying 'ALL HAIL PHARAOH MARIK!'"
Is this guy serious?
Bakura shook his head. "No, something else. Instead kill your Dark Magician."
Yami: . . . .
Marik nodded in agreement.
AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Did I say that out loud? No? Okay, good. "Yes Pharaoh." I will personally rip out my tongue now. Oh, Darky! I can't do this to him! Oh, the times we shared!
Times:
Yami: . . . .
Darky: . . . .
Yami: Uh.
Darky: *hits him with staff*
Okay.
Isis glanced at the amnesiaised "prince".
HEY!
"Do you think he's okay? Even if he does have amnesia, he seems to remember who his Dark Magician is."
Mi smirked at this chance. "Yes of course, he wouldn't ever forget his Darky."
Seth choked on his laughter. "DARKY?!?"
Senui joined in. "HE CALLS IT DARKY?!?!?"
Mi must run. Mi must burn. Mi must die.
"You still haven't done what I told you."
Argh.
"Yami."
Oh shut up.
Yoku smirked as she rolled her eyes at Yami.
Yami narrowed his eyes. She knows. She actually knows. I'm impressed! All these idiots still haven't gotten it! Wait, why am I happy? Why am I talkin' to myself?!? "Who are you?"
Yoku decided to play along. "Queen of the world."
"Why do you get to be queen of the world?!?"
"Because you get to be king of Egypt!"
"Prove it!"
"That doesn't even make sense."
"So?"
I wonder if it would hurt if I rip my beating heart out.
Aniz turned away from the current situation to look at the doorway. They were sorta in a ancient basement, but she could hear footsteps coming this way. "Guards."
Cegasis turned toward the direction Aniz was looking at. "If they find us here we're dead."
Seth raised an eyebrow. "Some of us are allowed to be here you know."
"Yes, but if they find that we caused the prince of Egypt to get amnesia--"
"We're dead."
Bakura walked toward the exit. "We'll leave now, let him be found alone."
Marik turned toward Yami. "Don't mention us at all."
Why would I? "Okay."
Aniz turned into her cat form. "I'm leaving now. They're getting closer." She ran to the exit and surveyed the area. "You guys can get out if you do it now." With that she disappeared out the doorway.
The group ran out and surprisingly didn't get caught.
I get up and dust myself off. They're out there now. And my fun's just begun.
* * * * *
S.g: Um, AR is a little busy right now.
D.O.I.: o.O
Both: *looking at AR*
S.g: A! PUT HIM DOWN! HE ACTUALLY DIDN'T DESERVE IT THIS TIME! RULER!
D.O.I.: He's dead.
S.g: *shrugs* Oh well. He can't say I didn't try to help him.
Sol: *poofs out of nowhere*
S.g: Hey! How come you aren't dead yet?!?
Sol: I love you too Shadow.
AR: Ugh!!!!!!!!!!!! Can somebody please die?
D.O.I.: Um, gotta go!
S.g: Um, yeah!
Sol: Bye!
AR: They aren't coming back. Oh well. Review!
AR: What chapter is this? 7?
Sol: 6.
AR: Sure?
Sol: I think.
AR: Sorry you guys. I haven't updated in like 3 weeks. It was a mixture of writer's block, depression, boredom, and, well, everything else that's not too good.
Sol: Oh, how horrible.
AR: You shut up. This chappie is going to be a little different. Actually, the next few chapters. They're all going to be Yami's POV. Actually, it's been Yami's POV, but you know what I mean. As in nothing but where Yami is and stuffies. And yes, he is planning to get back at them for no reason whatsoever. This chapter's the beginning of it all.
Sol:
AR: SHUT UP!
Sol: ??
AR: SOL! I'M WARNING YOU!
S.g: o.O
Sol: But I--
AR: That's it! You've asked for it!
Sol: On with the fic.
AR: How dare you talk when I told you not to?!?!?!?!
S.g: O.O??
* * * * *
They're idiots. All of them. Look at them. "I am God!" Okay I needed to get that out. Look at them, looking at me like I'm a maniac.
Everyone: *looking*
"Aw, man! He's back to normal!"
I resent that. I point to a large sign I just noticed behind them. In big, bold hieroglyphics it reads:
Sign: I AM GOD!
What a coinkidoink.
Bakura crossed his arms. "Well, does he have amnesia or not?" He glared at Ankh expectantly.
Ankh stepped back. "How should I know?!?"
"Well, you are going to become a doctor or something."
"Healer."
"Same difference."
"No, it is not the same difference."
I sigh. I am so unloved. They can't even remember I have amnesia. How ironic. Oh well, gotta do what I gotta do. Eww. I'm gonna kill the guy who made that phrase up. Anyway, "Well, um, Pharaoh, what should I do for you?" Look at him staring.
Marik: *staring* Yay!
That was uncalled for!
"Well let's see, um, put your face, on the ground and, um, go around in circles, with your face still on the ground while, um, saying 'ALL HAIL PHARAOH MARIK!'"
Is this guy serious?
Bakura shook his head. "No, something else. Instead kill your Dark Magician."
Yami: . . . .
Marik nodded in agreement.
AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Did I say that out loud? No? Okay, good. "Yes Pharaoh." I will personally rip out my tongue now. Oh, Darky! I can't do this to him! Oh, the times we shared!
Times:
Yami: . . . .
Darky: . . . .
Yami: Uh.
Darky: *hits him with staff*
Okay.
Isis glanced at the amnesiaised "prince".
HEY!
"Do you think he's okay? Even if he does have amnesia, he seems to remember who his Dark Magician is."
Mi smirked at this chance. "Yes of course, he wouldn't ever forget his Darky."
Seth choked on his laughter. "DARKY?!?"
Senui joined in. "HE CALLS IT DARKY?!?!?"
Mi must run. Mi must burn. Mi must die.
"You still haven't done what I told you."
Argh.
"Yami."
Oh shut up.
Yoku smirked as she rolled her eyes at Yami.
Yami narrowed his eyes. She knows. She actually knows. I'm impressed! All these idiots still haven't gotten it! Wait, why am I happy? Why am I talkin' to myself?!? "Who are you?"
Yoku decided to play along. "Queen of the world."
"Why do you get to be queen of the world?!?"
"Because you get to be king of Egypt!"
"Prove it!"
"That doesn't even make sense."
"So?"
I wonder if it would hurt if I rip my beating heart out.
Aniz turned away from the current situation to look at the doorway. They were sorta in a ancient basement, but she could hear footsteps coming this way. "Guards."
Cegasis turned toward the direction Aniz was looking at. "If they find us here we're dead."
Seth raised an eyebrow. "Some of us are allowed to be here you know."
"Yes, but if they find that we caused the prince of Egypt to get amnesia--"
"We're dead."
Bakura walked toward the exit. "We'll leave now, let him be found alone."
Marik turned toward Yami. "Don't mention us at all."
Why would I? "Okay."
Aniz turned into her cat form. "I'm leaving now. They're getting closer." She ran to the exit and surveyed the area. "You guys can get out if you do it now." With that she disappeared out the doorway.
The group ran out and surprisingly didn't get caught.
I get up and dust myself off. They're out there now. And my fun's just begun.
* * * * *
S.g: Um, AR is a little busy right now.
D.O.I.: o.O
Both: *looking at AR*
S.g: A! PUT HIM DOWN! HE ACTUALLY DIDN'T DESERVE IT THIS TIME! RULER!
D.O.I.: He's dead.
S.g: *shrugs* Oh well. He can't say I didn't try to help him.
Sol: *poofs out of nowhere*
S.g: Hey! How come you aren't dead yet?!?
Sol: I love you too Shadow.
AR: Ugh!!!!!!!!!!!! Can somebody please die?
D.O.I.: Um, gotta go!
S.g: Um, yeah!
Sol: Bye!
AR: They aren't coming back. Oh well. Review!