LOL@ Summer
Ar: Well, new chappie!
Sol: Duh.
S.m: No kiddin'.
Ar: I feel loved.
Sol: Really? 'Cause we were kinda aiming for-
S.m: *hits Sol on the head*
Sol: @.@
Ar: ^_________________________^
Sol: x.x
Ar: Well, on with the fic!
Sol: HEY! MY LINE!
Ar: But you were knocked out!
Sol: WHO CARES?! ON WITH THE FIC!!
* * * * *
My next victim, Bakura. I swear, he's eviler than Seth. Wait, no one's eviler than Seth. Except Mi, but she's family. Oh, and Aniz is quite evil herself. Ankh, never mind. Senui, ya, okay, he's evil. Yoku is evil, though I dunno why she's evil. She's a royal. Anyway, and Cegasis, nah, sorta, I dunno. And-um, Bakura's escaping. Man, I got to stop talking to myself! I swear, they're gonna think I'm mental. Seth calls me mental. I'm hungry.
((Sol: Ar: *shrugs* Hey, he's seven. How do you think his mind works?))
I run up to the castle doors. The guard gives me a scolding look, since I'm not supposed to be out side castle walls. He just made his death wish. I look at him even more eviler and slide through, silently. I look around. Servants, teachers, scribes, guards, but no Bakura.
I scout him out through the busy palace. I give him credit, he's good. And you'd think mop head would be easy to find, but no.
I walk over to Mi and mines favorite room. It's sorta like a vault, the king's most prized, valuable items. It practically screams, "ALL TOMB RAIDERS WELCOME!!!" Though it is heavily guarded I am allowed to go in at any time, knowing that's where the tomb robbers are probably at. I say robbers because his partner in crime, Cegasis, is always with him.
I look around to see if anyone's looking. No one is, so I pull out a little, brown fur ball from my robe. The monster looks up at me with huge eyes. It obeys its master. Me! MUAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! Me! Okay, that's enough.
"Hey," I tug on a guard's clothes. "Hey, can you do me a favor?"
The guard looks at me undecided. Finally he shrugs and says, "What do you have in mind?"
I look at him with huge, chibi eyes. "Could you please evacuate this entire room? All the guards? Please?"
He turns away. "Why? Who's orders?"
The evil sparks in my eyes. "Mine."
He's stunned.
"I will have your head if you don't do what I ordered, and I will feed it to the dogs. No, the rats. You're not worthy of my royal dogs. You know I can easily get you killed. That's what 'royal' means. Look it up."
He studies me, as if to see if I'm serious. He backs away a little, obviously knowing I was.
He regains his posture and gets the attention of the other guards. "I have just received orders for all guards to evacuate the room. That is an order."
They stand still.
"NOW!"
Okay, they finally get it through their thick heads. The room is evacuated and all that is left is me, Kuriboh, and my two little guinea pigs. This'll be fun.
* * * * * A couple of minutes later I hear some noise coming from behind the largest statue.
"Ow! You're stepping on my head!"
"Shut up or they'll hear you!"
"Evacuate means they left!"
"I know that you idiot!"
"OW! You're stepping on my head!"
"I KNOW!"
"I'm losing my balance, get off!"
"Wha-AH!"
And a loud thump. I have no clue how they manage not to get caught. My Kuriboh is now a little restless, what with all that noise. I let it go before it explodes in my arms. That would be painful.
It wobbles away as I try to remember that spell for multiply. I remember it and start chanting the spell.
"Get off my leg!"
"NO! You wouldn't get off mine!"
"I wasn't standing on your leg I was standing on your head!"
"-.-"
"Now get off!"
Cegasis gets off and turns his attention to the important stuff. The gold.
WHICH, MAY I ADD, IS GOING TO BE RIGHTFULLY MINE!!!
Mop head sits like an idiot, then turns to the items.
"So, where should we start?"
Bakura shrugged. "It's all good. Just grab something and put it in the bag."
"That did not sound right."
"Sick."
"What? All I said was it didn't sound right."
"You are sick!"
Cegasis shrugged and started stuffing the bag with MY gold and MY jewelry and MY expensive stuff.
And that was sick!
"Hey, what's that?"
"What's what?"
"That, that thing."
"Ew."
"And you're calling ME sick?"
"Not that! That!"
Cegasis, and me, look to where Bakura's pointing. It's, it's, green goo.
I really need to talk to my dad about getting a new cleanup crew.
I finish the incantation quickly and turn my attention to the goo.
It spreads quickly, the thing is alive! It's now climbing up the walls, and, towards me.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!" I run out of my hiding place and jump behind Bakura. "KILL ME BUT NOT THE HAIR!"
"What the- Yami?!"
"What are you doing here?!"
"Oh, hi. Pharaoh Marik sent me here. I can explain."
Bakura jumps behind me. "Ya, well, you can explain after you kill it."
Cegasis stared at the blob. "If you squint one eye and don't look out the other it looks like a she."
We give him an odd look.
"WHAT IS WITH YOU PEOPLE?!?!"
We shake our heads and, uh-oh. "Um, we gotta get out of here."
Bakura turns to me. "Nah, you think?"
I look at him. "But not because of the goo!"
Cegasis shakes off some of the goo of his foot. "Then why?"
I look down at my feet. "Well, I sorta brought a Kuriboh in here under Pharaoh's orders."
They look at me blankly.
"And then did a spell for multiply."
They blink.
"AND NOW THE GOO HAS SPREAD ONTO THEM AND THEY ARE SCARED AND RUNNING AROUND IN CIRCLES AND THEY'RE ABOUT TO USE THEIR ONLY DEFENSE!!!"
They are obviously not getting this.
"Hundreds. Of. Kuriboh. Are. About. To. Explode."
"Oh."
They contemplate this for a second.
Bakura grabs me by the collar. "You idiot! You're gonna kill us all!"
I get loose. "It isn't my fault! It was Marik's orders!"
They are mad.
You know, I just realized what else I can do, put them all against each other. Yeah, good plan. Wow, I'm starting to like this.
I look at the entrance. "HEY LOOK! THE GOLD AND JEWELRY ARE HAVING A KAREOKE NIGHT!"
They turn. "Wha-"
I slide through the doors and close them. The guards look at me funny, but I just tell them to leave. They leave, not wanting to get involved.
* * * * *
BOOM!
That was the sound of just one explosion.
BOOM!
Another.
I hear screaming and running around in there. They run to the doors and are now hitting the door like they're trying to break it down. Wait, no, they ARE trying to break it down.
"YAMI! LET US OUT!"
I lean against the door. "Sorry, I would help you, but Pharaoh Marik said not to."
"HE'S DEAD!"
I smirk. "No he's not."
"YAMI JUST OPEN THE DOOR!"
BOOM!
"YAMI!!!!"
"WE'RE GONNA DIE IN HERE!!!"
"No, really?"
"Bakura shut up."
"YAMI!!! KILL HIM BUT NOT ME!!!"
"WHAT?!?! BAKURA!!!"
"What?"
"AW, COME ON! BAKURA'S THE ONE DOING EVIL STUFF TO YOU ALL THE TIME! I DON'T DO ANYTHING!"
He's got a point.
"WHAT?!?! CEYGAN!!!"
Ooh, the REAL name.
I take a couple of steps away from the door because I can feel the explosions vibrating.
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Uh-oh.
The doors fall down and the room is empty, except for the surviving gold flying everywhere.
MY BABIES!
But they can wait. Now, where are Bakura and Cegasis?
I look around the charred room.
Um, what happened to them?
There's nothing left! No bodies! No bones! I just killed them!
I wasn't really aiming to kill them, I was just trying to torture them. And now, I killed them.
They're dead.
Gone.
Vamoosed.
Oh well!
I am about to leave when I see two charred objects get up and start walking towards me. THEY'RE ALIVE! Dang.
"Ow, we actually survived that?"
Bakura, or at least I think that's Bakura, yeah, he has the longer hair, ya that's him, shakes his head, revealing some white hair under the coat of black. "Ya, ya we did."
I run up to them. "You guys are alive! Wow! Well, you just missed Pharaoh Marik. He said he had some celebrating to do."
They look at me, then at eachother, then at the palace doors.
I look at them innocently. "What are you guys going to do?" They walk towards the exit and slide through the doors. "Nothing, we're just gonna pay 'Pharaoh Marik' a visit."
I watch them leave and smile to myself. The way this is going, I just might get away with this. Which reminds me, I look at the mess inside my dad's vault. "Ooh, somebody's in big trouble." I smirk. "Now, shall it be Mi, or Seth. Or maybe queen of the world? Nah, not her. Maybe her. I'm thinking Mi. Now that I think about it, I wonder what the Pharaoh would say if he found out Ankh did this." I smirk and walk off. "Oh, the possibilities."
I see Seth, Ankh, and Senui looking at a spell book in one room at the far end of the castle.
Them? Maybe. I don't see what Ankh ever did to me, though. Seth, you haven't been paying attention have you? Senui, hmm, well, I can think of SOMETHING he did.
Okay, then it's settled. My next victims: Seth, Ankh, and Senui
* * * * *
Ar: AND DONE!
Sol: Ooh, you're evil.
Ar: How so?
S.m: Ankh and Senui are next!
Sol: They're nice-Ankh's nice!
Ar: Hey, equal treatment. The nicest of the nicest must get some torture. *looks at angry reviewers* ^^;;;;;;; Don't worry! I won't do something TOO evil to them!
S.m: How much you wanna bet she's dead by morning?
Sol: My life. But I'm on the she's dead by morning side.
S.m: AW! I WAS ON THAT SIDE!
Ar:
Sol and S.m: What?
Ar: ^^ Well, review! This chappie, not the Ankh, Senui, and Seth thing.
Sol: She's dead.
S.m: Yep.
Sol: *leaves*
S.m: *follows*
Ar: *follows* Remember, review the actual chappie!
Ar: Well, new chappie!
Sol: Duh.
S.m: No kiddin'.
Ar: I feel loved.
Sol: Really? 'Cause we were kinda aiming for-
S.m: *hits Sol on the head*
Sol: @.@
Ar: ^_________________________^
Sol: x.x
Ar: Well, on with the fic!
Sol: HEY! MY LINE!
Ar: But you were knocked out!
Sol: WHO CARES?! ON WITH THE FIC!!
* * * * *
My next victim, Bakura. I swear, he's eviler than Seth. Wait, no one's eviler than Seth. Except Mi, but she's family. Oh, and Aniz is quite evil herself. Ankh, never mind. Senui, ya, okay, he's evil. Yoku is evil, though I dunno why she's evil. She's a royal. Anyway, and Cegasis, nah, sorta, I dunno. And-um, Bakura's escaping. Man, I got to stop talking to myself! I swear, they're gonna think I'm mental. Seth calls me mental. I'm hungry.
((Sol: Ar: *shrugs* Hey, he's seven. How do you think his mind works?))
I run up to the castle doors. The guard gives me a scolding look, since I'm not supposed to be out side castle walls. He just made his death wish. I look at him even more eviler and slide through, silently. I look around. Servants, teachers, scribes, guards, but no Bakura.
I scout him out through the busy palace. I give him credit, he's good. And you'd think mop head would be easy to find, but no.
I walk over to Mi and mines favorite room. It's sorta like a vault, the king's most prized, valuable items. It practically screams, "ALL TOMB RAIDERS WELCOME!!!" Though it is heavily guarded I am allowed to go in at any time, knowing that's where the tomb robbers are probably at. I say robbers because his partner in crime, Cegasis, is always with him.
I look around to see if anyone's looking. No one is, so I pull out a little, brown fur ball from my robe. The monster looks up at me with huge eyes. It obeys its master. Me! MUAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! Me! Okay, that's enough.
"Hey," I tug on a guard's clothes. "Hey, can you do me a favor?"
The guard looks at me undecided. Finally he shrugs and says, "What do you have in mind?"
I look at him with huge, chibi eyes. "Could you please evacuate this entire room? All the guards? Please?"
He turns away. "Why? Who's orders?"
The evil sparks in my eyes. "Mine."
He's stunned.
"I will have your head if you don't do what I ordered, and I will feed it to the dogs. No, the rats. You're not worthy of my royal dogs. You know I can easily get you killed. That's what 'royal' means. Look it up."
He studies me, as if to see if I'm serious. He backs away a little, obviously knowing I was.
He regains his posture and gets the attention of the other guards. "I have just received orders for all guards to evacuate the room. That is an order."
They stand still.
"NOW!"
Okay, they finally get it through their thick heads. The room is evacuated and all that is left is me, Kuriboh, and my two little guinea pigs. This'll be fun.
* * * * * A couple of minutes later I hear some noise coming from behind the largest statue.
"Ow! You're stepping on my head!"
"Shut up or they'll hear you!"
"Evacuate means they left!"
"I know that you idiot!"
"OW! You're stepping on my head!"
"I KNOW!"
"I'm losing my balance, get off!"
"Wha-AH!"
And a loud thump. I have no clue how they manage not to get caught. My Kuriboh is now a little restless, what with all that noise. I let it go before it explodes in my arms. That would be painful.
It wobbles away as I try to remember that spell for multiply. I remember it and start chanting the spell.
"Get off my leg!"
"NO! You wouldn't get off mine!"
"I wasn't standing on your leg I was standing on your head!"
"-.-"
"Now get off!"
Cegasis gets off and turns his attention to the important stuff. The gold.
WHICH, MAY I ADD, IS GOING TO BE RIGHTFULLY MINE!!!
Mop head sits like an idiot, then turns to the items.
"So, where should we start?"
Bakura shrugged. "It's all good. Just grab something and put it in the bag."
"That did not sound right."
"Sick."
"What? All I said was it didn't sound right."
"You are sick!"
Cegasis shrugged and started stuffing the bag with MY gold and MY jewelry and MY expensive stuff.
And that was sick!
"Hey, what's that?"
"What's what?"
"That, that thing."
"Ew."
"And you're calling ME sick?"
"Not that! That!"
Cegasis, and me, look to where Bakura's pointing. It's, it's, green goo.
I really need to talk to my dad about getting a new cleanup crew.
I finish the incantation quickly and turn my attention to the goo.
It spreads quickly, the thing is alive! It's now climbing up the walls, and, towards me.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!" I run out of my hiding place and jump behind Bakura. "KILL ME BUT NOT THE HAIR!"
"What the- Yami?!"
"What are you doing here?!"
"Oh, hi. Pharaoh Marik sent me here. I can explain."
Bakura jumps behind me. "Ya, well, you can explain after you kill it."
Cegasis stared at the blob. "If you squint one eye and don't look out the other it looks like a she."
We give him an odd look.
"WHAT IS WITH YOU PEOPLE?!?!"
We shake our heads and, uh-oh. "Um, we gotta get out of here."
Bakura turns to me. "Nah, you think?"
I look at him. "But not because of the goo!"
Cegasis shakes off some of the goo of his foot. "Then why?"
I look down at my feet. "Well, I sorta brought a Kuriboh in here under Pharaoh's orders."
They look at me blankly.
"And then did a spell for multiply."
They blink.
"AND NOW THE GOO HAS SPREAD ONTO THEM AND THEY ARE SCARED AND RUNNING AROUND IN CIRCLES AND THEY'RE ABOUT TO USE THEIR ONLY DEFENSE!!!"
They are obviously not getting this.
"Hundreds. Of. Kuriboh. Are. About. To. Explode."
"Oh."
They contemplate this for a second.
Bakura grabs me by the collar. "You idiot! You're gonna kill us all!"
I get loose. "It isn't my fault! It was Marik's orders!"
They are mad.
You know, I just realized what else I can do, put them all against each other. Yeah, good plan. Wow, I'm starting to like this.
I look at the entrance. "HEY LOOK! THE GOLD AND JEWELRY ARE HAVING A KAREOKE NIGHT!"
They turn. "Wha-"
I slide through the doors and close them. The guards look at me funny, but I just tell them to leave. They leave, not wanting to get involved.
* * * * *
BOOM!
That was the sound of just one explosion.
BOOM!
Another.
I hear screaming and running around in there. They run to the doors and are now hitting the door like they're trying to break it down. Wait, no, they ARE trying to break it down.
"YAMI! LET US OUT!"
I lean against the door. "Sorry, I would help you, but Pharaoh Marik said not to."
"HE'S DEAD!"
I smirk. "No he's not."
"YAMI JUST OPEN THE DOOR!"
BOOM!
"YAMI!!!!"
"WE'RE GONNA DIE IN HERE!!!"
"No, really?"
"Bakura shut up."
"YAMI!!! KILL HIM BUT NOT ME!!!"
"WHAT?!?! BAKURA!!!"
"What?"
"AW, COME ON! BAKURA'S THE ONE DOING EVIL STUFF TO YOU ALL THE TIME! I DON'T DO ANYTHING!"
He's got a point.
"WHAT?!?! CEYGAN!!!"
Ooh, the REAL name.
I take a couple of steps away from the door because I can feel the explosions vibrating.
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Uh-oh.
The doors fall down and the room is empty, except for the surviving gold flying everywhere.
MY BABIES!
But they can wait. Now, where are Bakura and Cegasis?
I look around the charred room.
Um, what happened to them?
There's nothing left! No bodies! No bones! I just killed them!
I wasn't really aiming to kill them, I was just trying to torture them. And now, I killed them.
They're dead.
Gone.
Vamoosed.
Oh well!
I am about to leave when I see two charred objects get up and start walking towards me. THEY'RE ALIVE! Dang.
"Ow, we actually survived that?"
Bakura, or at least I think that's Bakura, yeah, he has the longer hair, ya that's him, shakes his head, revealing some white hair under the coat of black. "Ya, ya we did."
I run up to them. "You guys are alive! Wow! Well, you just missed Pharaoh Marik. He said he had some celebrating to do."
They look at me, then at eachother, then at the palace doors.
I look at them innocently. "What are you guys going to do?" They walk towards the exit and slide through the doors. "Nothing, we're just gonna pay 'Pharaoh Marik' a visit."
I watch them leave and smile to myself. The way this is going, I just might get away with this. Which reminds me, I look at the mess inside my dad's vault. "Ooh, somebody's in big trouble." I smirk. "Now, shall it be Mi, or Seth. Or maybe queen of the world? Nah, not her. Maybe her. I'm thinking Mi. Now that I think about it, I wonder what the Pharaoh would say if he found out Ankh did this." I smirk and walk off. "Oh, the possibilities."
I see Seth, Ankh, and Senui looking at a spell book in one room at the far end of the castle.
Them? Maybe. I don't see what Ankh ever did to me, though. Seth, you haven't been paying attention have you? Senui, hmm, well, I can think of SOMETHING he did.
Okay, then it's settled. My next victims: Seth, Ankh, and Senui
* * * * *
Ar: AND DONE!
Sol: Ooh, you're evil.
Ar: How so?
S.m: Ankh and Senui are next!
Sol: They're nice-Ankh's nice!
Ar: Hey, equal treatment. The nicest of the nicest must get some torture. *looks at angry reviewers* ^^;;;;;;; Don't worry! I won't do something TOO evil to them!
S.m: How much you wanna bet she's dead by morning?
Sol: My life. But I'm on the she's dead by morning side.
S.m: AW! I WAS ON THAT SIDE!
Ar:
Sol and S.m: What?
Ar: ^^ Well, review! This chappie, not the Ankh, Senui, and Seth thing.
Sol: She's dead.
S.m: Yep.
Sol: *leaves*
S.m: *follows*
Ar: *follows* Remember, review the actual chappie!