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Ar: I'm writin' this early.
Sol: *on couch* And you HAD to wake us up!
S.m: It's 3 in the morning! You think you could have been a little considerate?!
Ar: Well, I know I'm gonna fall asleep if there's no one around to scream and shout.
S.m: WE DO NOT SCREAM AND SHOUT!
Ar:
S.m: Shut up.
Sol: *yawns*
S.m: *picks him up by the tail and throws him on the floor*
Sol: HEY!
S.m: *now on couch* Shut up kitty!
Sol: *sticks claws out and walks toward Shadow*
Ar: O.O Violent group we have here. Anyway, the reason I haven't updated in a long time is-
Sol: You're-
Ar: I dun wanna know. The real reason is this is pretty long, seemed long before I typed it, and I couldn't figure out how to fit it all together. I think it makes pretty good sense, so here goes.
Sol: On with the murder, I mean, FIC! FIC! ON WITH THE FIC!
S.m:
Sol: *shifty eyes* HURRY UP ALREADY!
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I notice no one's coming. Man, you'd think they would at least come because of all the gold flying outside. Wow, town's people are happy. I walk over quietly to the end of the hall, not a person in sight. Except Ankh, Senui, and Satan.
I mean, Seth.
I hide behind a pillar, as they look my way. They look back down but I feel someone tap me on the shoulder. "AH!!!!" I turn around to see a guard looking quite confused. That's it. He's on top of my DEATH list. "What'd you do that for?!"
The guard points to the mess of gold and towns people and guards chasing them. "We think you might have something to do with this."
Hey, he's smart. He must die. "What do you mean?"
"You were the only one around when this happened. And with all due respect, you are usually the cause of problems like this."
"What about Mi?"
"I did say you."
"Not me, MI!"
"Um, ya."
"My sister?" Or at least the demon who claims to be my sister.
"Oh, yes, her."
Mi pops out from behind him. "I'm standing right here."
I look at her. "So the pharaoh says."
She looks at me weird. "You mean you still believe Marik's the pharaoh?"
I look around. "Uh, yeah. He is right?"
She turns around and walks away. "Yeah, sure. Whatever."
I sigh. That was close. I look up at the guard who seems confused. Well, he should be. "Um, Ankh did it."
"Ankhkare?" He looks over at the green haired boy. "Are you sure?"
"Um, ya." I look around nervously. What? How do you blame something on someone who doesn't do anything?! Ooh, say that five times fast. "Yeah, he's much more dangerous than you think. A hazard even."
"A hazard?"
"Yeah, you know those people who can read minds? And move things with their minds? And kill people with their minds?"
He raises an eyebrow. "I don't know." He looks up at him.
"Dun look that way! He'll read your mind and kill us all! Look, I wasn't supposed to say anything, but he's planning to, uh, kill the, um, Pharaoh."
He looks at me wide eyed and starts walkin' toward Ankh.
Uh-oh.
I jump around trying to get Ankh's attention. He looks up at me than at the evil looking guard coming towards him then at me. I jump around mouthing 'RUN' and all he does is look at me weird. I hold up a sign in gigantic letters. It reads: RUN. I spray paint it on a wall, dun ask, Seth's teacher gave it to me. Man what do I have to do?! "RUN! ANKH! IF YOU WANT TO LIVE RUN!" I pause. "SO THE PHARAOH SAYS!"
He dodges the guard's attack and looks at me. "I'LL EXPLAIN LATER BUT FOR NOW YOU'RE SEEMING LIKE THE SUICIDAL TYPE!!" I walk over and push him out the door. What do I have to do to save someone around here?!
The guard is now talking to some other guards, sending them out the door running for Ankh. Ankh looks at them, blinks, and takes off. Tis kinda funny though. A green blur being chased by about a hundred guards. We'll see how long he can keep that up, and then the rest of my plan will fall into place.
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I lie in the hammock I have announced mine as the angry merchant stares. Geez, you'd think he'd get over it. I look around and see a tired, green blob coming towards me. Hey looky, Ankh made it! He walks over and sorta passes out. Well, not really 'cause he's still conscious. He looks up at me. "Okay, you said you'd explain."
"Um, ya--"
"Start explaining."
He's mad. YAY! "Well, I don't want you to be mad or anything, but this is all Senui's fault.
"What?"
"Yeah, he told the guards you wanted to kill the pharaoh."
"Really?"
"Yeah. How'd you get rid of them anyway?"
"I led them into a pit full of funny bunnies."
"Wow, quite evil." I look behind him. "You think they'll get out?"
"Yes probably."
"Well, you better run."
He looks up to see the angry guard looking down at him. "Oh, so you're planning to kill all of us too?! And Pharaoh?!"
"And Moses?!" They look at me weird. "So Senui says."
"For conspiring to kill the Pharaoh you shall die!"
We both look at him in shock. "WHAT?!"
He picks Ankh up and I pull him back down. "Senui wants you to die! Run, give him amnesia or something!" Ankh looks towards the palace evily. I swear, this is scary. He runs to the palace, being chased and everything, and enters. Cool. I slowly walk over wondering how I'm gonna put Seth in all this.
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I stand by the door, for I hear some screaming in there. I wince as something heavy, and obviously expensive falls over. Who knew Ankh could be so evil. The doors swing open as Senui makes his escape, though being followed closely by Ankh. The guard walks out, stops and passes out. How long did you think he could keep up with a kid out to get revenge? About twenty more guards run out chasing them. This is getting quite entertaining.
Senui stops near me. "LISTEN ANKH, I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING!"
Then it hits me. Who would he believe, Senui or me? By the way he keeps running at him with a pitchfork obviously not Senui. Okey dokey, time for Seth to shine.
I hide behind another pillar and wait for Senui. As he runs by I pull him down, letting the others pass by. This needs to be fast, since I now know that Ankh does not miss his mark. "Listen, Seth put Ankh against you, hence Ankh trying to kill you."
"What? What for?"
"Seth's evil. What do you expect? He wants to kill us all. You were sitting closest to him so he wants to kill you first."
He blinks.
"He has that albino lizard of his."
"His dragon?"
"Yeah, sure call it that. Anyway, you aren't gonna let him get away with this are you?"
"No."
"Remember Ankh! He's looking for you, run!"
He takes off, sees Ankh, spots Seth, and glares. And another one is added to the mix. BWAHA! Fun, fun.
* * * * *
I am now under a rock. Hiding. This is getting too violent! Seth's got his lizard, I mean, dragon, Ankh borrowed Cegasis' killer rabbit, and Senui got the first thing he could find, a Dark Magician. Hey! THAT'S MY DARK MAGICIAN! Why is he cross-dressing?
I look at him wide eyed. Oh, that's Mi's Dark Magician Girl. I thought he was, uh, anyway, so now about half of Egypt is in flames and stuff, but hey! I got them all against each other! Heck, they wanna kill each other! Too bad I'm stuck in the middle. I raise the rock just a little to look at the war. Quite violent, but they're not dead. Good. It won't fit my plan if I kill them. I look around and spot Mi and Yoku looking at this whole mess. They basically stare at everything trying to make heads or tails about all this. Well, since they're here, why not? My next victims are, you know, if you don't know by now you're kinda slow.
MWAHA-OW! I get hit on the head with something hard. I pass out before I can tell what it is.
* * * * *
Ar: MWAHA! Tis finished!
S.m: Any idiot can see that.
Sol: You should see it quite clearly then Shadow.
S.m: That's it, you're dead.
Sol: If I'm dead, death is painless.
S.m: *throws water on him*
Sol: NOW THAT'S JUSS CRUEL!
Ar: O.o Well, I'm leaving, review! ^^ *looks at psychotic group* Please, please, review.
Ar: I'm writin' this early.
Sol: *on couch* And you HAD to wake us up!
S.m: It's 3 in the morning! You think you could have been a little considerate?!
Ar: Well, I know I'm gonna fall asleep if there's no one around to scream and shout.
S.m: WE DO NOT SCREAM AND SHOUT!
Ar:
S.m: Shut up.
Sol: *yawns*
S.m: *picks him up by the tail and throws him on the floor*
Sol: HEY!
S.m: *now on couch* Shut up kitty!
Sol: *sticks claws out and walks toward Shadow*
Ar: O.O Violent group we have here. Anyway, the reason I haven't updated in a long time is-
Sol: You're-
Ar: I dun wanna know. The real reason is this is pretty long, seemed long before I typed it, and I couldn't figure out how to fit it all together. I think it makes pretty good sense, so here goes.
Sol: On with the murder, I mean, FIC! FIC! ON WITH THE FIC!
S.m:
Sol: *shifty eyes* HURRY UP ALREADY!
* * * * *
I notice no one's coming. Man, you'd think they would at least come because of all the gold flying outside. Wow, town's people are happy. I walk over quietly to the end of the hall, not a person in sight. Except Ankh, Senui, and Satan.
I mean, Seth.
I hide behind a pillar, as they look my way. They look back down but I feel someone tap me on the shoulder. "AH!!!!" I turn around to see a guard looking quite confused. That's it. He's on top of my DEATH list. "What'd you do that for?!"
The guard points to the mess of gold and towns people and guards chasing them. "We think you might have something to do with this."
Hey, he's smart. He must die. "What do you mean?"
"You were the only one around when this happened. And with all due respect, you are usually the cause of problems like this."
"What about Mi?"
"I did say you."
"Not me, MI!"
"Um, ya."
"My sister?" Or at least the demon who claims to be my sister.
"Oh, yes, her."
Mi pops out from behind him. "I'm standing right here."
I look at her. "So the pharaoh says."
She looks at me weird. "You mean you still believe Marik's the pharaoh?"
I look around. "Uh, yeah. He is right?"
She turns around and walks away. "Yeah, sure. Whatever."
I sigh. That was close. I look up at the guard who seems confused. Well, he should be. "Um, Ankh did it."
"Ankhkare?" He looks over at the green haired boy. "Are you sure?"
"Um, ya." I look around nervously. What? How do you blame something on someone who doesn't do anything?! Ooh, say that five times fast. "Yeah, he's much more dangerous than you think. A hazard even."
"A hazard?"
"Yeah, you know those people who can read minds? And move things with their minds? And kill people with their minds?"
He raises an eyebrow. "I don't know." He looks up at him.
"Dun look that way! He'll read your mind and kill us all! Look, I wasn't supposed to say anything, but he's planning to, uh, kill the, um, Pharaoh."
He looks at me wide eyed and starts walkin' toward Ankh.
Uh-oh.
I jump around trying to get Ankh's attention. He looks up at me than at the evil looking guard coming towards him then at me. I jump around mouthing 'RUN' and all he does is look at me weird. I hold up a sign in gigantic letters. It reads: RUN. I spray paint it on a wall, dun ask, Seth's teacher gave it to me. Man what do I have to do?! "RUN! ANKH! IF YOU WANT TO LIVE RUN!" I pause. "SO THE PHARAOH SAYS!"
He dodges the guard's attack and looks at me. "I'LL EXPLAIN LATER BUT FOR NOW YOU'RE SEEMING LIKE THE SUICIDAL TYPE!!" I walk over and push him out the door. What do I have to do to save someone around here?!
The guard is now talking to some other guards, sending them out the door running for Ankh. Ankh looks at them, blinks, and takes off. Tis kinda funny though. A green blur being chased by about a hundred guards. We'll see how long he can keep that up, and then the rest of my plan will fall into place.
* * * * *
I lie in the hammock I have announced mine as the angry merchant stares. Geez, you'd think he'd get over it. I look around and see a tired, green blob coming towards me. Hey looky, Ankh made it! He walks over and sorta passes out. Well, not really 'cause he's still conscious. He looks up at me. "Okay, you said you'd explain."
"Um, ya--"
"Start explaining."
He's mad. YAY! "Well, I don't want you to be mad or anything, but this is all Senui's fault.
"What?"
"Yeah, he told the guards you wanted to kill the pharaoh."
"Really?"
"Yeah. How'd you get rid of them anyway?"
"I led them into a pit full of funny bunnies."
"Wow, quite evil." I look behind him. "You think they'll get out?"
"Yes probably."
"Well, you better run."
He looks up to see the angry guard looking down at him. "Oh, so you're planning to kill all of us too?! And Pharaoh?!"
"And Moses?!" They look at me weird. "So Senui says."
"For conspiring to kill the Pharaoh you shall die!"
We both look at him in shock. "WHAT?!"
He picks Ankh up and I pull him back down. "Senui wants you to die! Run, give him amnesia or something!" Ankh looks towards the palace evily. I swear, this is scary. He runs to the palace, being chased and everything, and enters. Cool. I slowly walk over wondering how I'm gonna put Seth in all this.
* * * * *
I stand by the door, for I hear some screaming in there. I wince as something heavy, and obviously expensive falls over. Who knew Ankh could be so evil. The doors swing open as Senui makes his escape, though being followed closely by Ankh. The guard walks out, stops and passes out. How long did you think he could keep up with a kid out to get revenge? About twenty more guards run out chasing them. This is getting quite entertaining.
Senui stops near me. "LISTEN ANKH, I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING!"
Then it hits me. Who would he believe, Senui or me? By the way he keeps running at him with a pitchfork obviously not Senui. Okey dokey, time for Seth to shine.
I hide behind another pillar and wait for Senui. As he runs by I pull him down, letting the others pass by. This needs to be fast, since I now know that Ankh does not miss his mark. "Listen, Seth put Ankh against you, hence Ankh trying to kill you."
"What? What for?"
"Seth's evil. What do you expect? He wants to kill us all. You were sitting closest to him so he wants to kill you first."
He blinks.
"He has that albino lizard of his."
"His dragon?"
"Yeah, sure call it that. Anyway, you aren't gonna let him get away with this are you?"
"No."
"Remember Ankh! He's looking for you, run!"
He takes off, sees Ankh, spots Seth, and glares. And another one is added to the mix. BWAHA! Fun, fun.
* * * * *
I am now under a rock. Hiding. This is getting too violent! Seth's got his lizard, I mean, dragon, Ankh borrowed Cegasis' killer rabbit, and Senui got the first thing he could find, a Dark Magician. Hey! THAT'S MY DARK MAGICIAN! Why is he cross-dressing?
I look at him wide eyed. Oh, that's Mi's Dark Magician Girl. I thought he was, uh, anyway, so now about half of Egypt is in flames and stuff, but hey! I got them all against each other! Heck, they wanna kill each other! Too bad I'm stuck in the middle. I raise the rock just a little to look at the war. Quite violent, but they're not dead. Good. It won't fit my plan if I kill them. I look around and spot Mi and Yoku looking at this whole mess. They basically stare at everything trying to make heads or tails about all this. Well, since they're here, why not? My next victims are, you know, if you don't know by now you're kinda slow.
MWAHA-OW! I get hit on the head with something hard. I pass out before I can tell what it is.
* * * * *
Ar: MWAHA! Tis finished!
S.m: Any idiot can see that.
Sol: You should see it quite clearly then Shadow.
S.m: That's it, you're dead.
Sol: If I'm dead, death is painless.
S.m: *throws water on him*
Sol: NOW THAT'S JUSS CRUEL!
Ar: O.o Well, I'm leaving, review! ^^ *looks at psychotic group* Please, please, review.