AR: CHAPTER 10 AND GUESS WHO'S BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *looks at group of
angry reviewers* Heh. I, uh, I'm gonna update now. *runs*
Sol: *drags her back*
AR: NO! NO! I'M TOO YOUNG TO DIE!!!
Sol: And you think not updating will save your life?
AR: *mumbles* Stupid cat ain't supposed to be smarter than me.
Sol:
AR: Anyway, so if I'm not mistaken Mi and Yoku are next. He hates Mi to death so that'll be cruel and-What am I telling you for? Read and find out ^^
Sol: On with the fic.
AR: Is very evil, this is one is.
Sol: Right. I don't know what that meant, so, on with the fic!
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I slowly open my eyes and make out the blurs. I see fire, destruction, lots of people running around, blood, food-blood? I quickly get up and hit my head on the boulder while doing so. "Ow!" @.@ I stumble around miraculously dodging everything thrown my way. I snap back to reality and run around scared. What if the people in my plan are dead?! Sure I hate them but I will be way too bored if they're not around! I run around and get pulled inside the palace by someone, or something. "AH!!! LET ME GO!!!!"
"Shut up! It's me you idiot!"
I look behind me and see Mi. "NO! IF YOU DIED AND ENDED UP HERE THAT MEANS I'M IN, in, I WASN'T THAT BAD A KID!!!"
She looks at me sarcastically. "I'm not dead. Anyway, we're trying to find everyone and drag them in here before someone gets hurt. This has gotten a little too dangerous for their puny brains to react on instinct!"
Seth on Instinct:
Seth: *runs around screaming* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA- *hits wall and knocks self out*
The End.
I look outside then back at her. "We?"
She points somewhere behind us. "Blondie over there."
Yoku walks up to us. "Hello Queen of the world."
She looks at me weird and prepares to dive back in the river of blood and body parts. Which reminds me. "WHAT'S WITH THE BLOOD?!?!? AND BODY PARTS?!?!?!"
Yoku looks outside before answering. "Oh, ya, well, someone threw a bomb at McDonald's and all that came out was ketchup and 'chicken'."
"McDonald's?"
"Yeah, Seth's teacher brought it here."
"Oh."
Silence.
Mi pushes Yoku and me out the door, just to make sure we're the first ones to die. We don't die, so she comes out. "Is that Senui?" She stares a while. "WHAT IS HE DOING WITH MY DARK MAGICIAN GIRL?!?!?!?"
We shrug.
I now remember that these two are my next victims. What? I just got hit on the head! What do you people want from me?!
I look around and spot the last three, trying to kill each other, and Ankh winning. O.O I am never getting into a fight with him. I also spot Marik, haven't seen him in a while, hiding in my hammock. HEY! Oh, the hammock guy pushed him out. So that means, the albino twins are nearby! I run off to find them and leave the other two in dismay, then they shrug and do whatever they were going to do before. I dunno. I forget.
I go up to Marik, who is now running from hammock guy, and pull him out of the situation. Hammock guy glares at me and I glare back, and glare, and glare, and glare, and glare, and glare, and glare so much that AR is now copying and pasting 'and glare'. ((AR: )) He blinks and admits defeat. I win! I win everything! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Okay, that's over with.
I drag Marik to the evil head hitting rock, which I will kill. I smile and look cheerful. "HELLO PHARAOH MARIK!!!"
He attempts to glare but can't due to his looking out for his life.
"ARE YOU HIDING FROM THOSE RABID ALBINOS?!?!?!?"
He looks at me in a 'SHUT UP!!' way.
I yell even louder. "YOU AREN'T SCARED OF THEM ARE YOU?!?!? AFTER ALL, YOU SAID THAT THOSE TWO WERE NO PROBLEM!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU SAID THEY WERE WORTHLESS TOMB ROBBERS AND THEY WERE, UH, um, STUPID!!!!"
He looks at me. "How original."
I shrug. "Hey, give me a break."
And these people actually think I have amnesia, how stupid can someone be?!
Bakura and Ceygan stand up from behind the rock and smile evilly at Marik.
Marik just stares back stupidly.
"PHARAOH MARIK!!! IT'S THE TWO WE WERE TALKING ABOUT JUST NOW!!!!!!"
He looks at me sarcastically. "We?"
Bakura and Cegasis pull something out of their robes. "Where'd you get the robes?"
They look at me. "I am telling you, that guy will never actually need these in the afterlife."
"Oh, okay."
I remember Mi and Yoku and stand up to leave the two to their slaughter. I hide behind a rock, another one not the deadly and vicious one, and look at the two. They think they're so safe. Well, well they're not.
Um, anyway.
I sit down and formulate my plan. ((AR: *stops typing and formulates* Sol: ))
(( AR: *nope, still formulating* ))
(( AR: Nope.))
(( AR: Nuh- uh. ))
(( AR: HA! You're kidding me, aren't you?!))
(( AR: NOT EVEN!!!))
(( AR: YEAH -- *sees Sol* Sol: *has baseball bat in hand* AR: I just got an idea. ))
Took AR long enough. (( AR: )) I get back up and run over to a huge tree near the palace. I don't know why it didn't get burned down but, hey! Who really cares?! I tear a branch off, a big one, and head towards one of the many buildings that are now on fire. I then, um, what else am I going to do with a stick and fire? Spank it to death? That wasn't right but anyway, back to me! I light the stick so it now looks like a torch. LET'S GO BURN PEOPLE AT THE STAKE!!! Okay. I'm calm now. I also grab lots and lots and lots of ketchup packets, which rained out of the sky when McDonald's exploded, and run towards my victims.
I see my victims on the roof of the palace, watching everything try to kill everything. Sweet girls ain't they? I run into the palace and up the stairs, long stairs, high stairs, dang how many stairs are there stairs and finally reach the roof. "Hello!!!!"
They turn around, look at me, look at each other, and then back at the mess down there, like they don't care about me. Evil people.
I start opening the ketchup packets one by one and making a circle around them with the ketchup, while they look at me like I'm crazy. After the circle is complete I look at them like I'm sorry, like I'm ashamed about what I'm about to do. "I'm, I'm so sorry. I tried to talk them out of it, but they wouldn't listen to reason!"
Yoku looks up at me with a confused look on her face. "What are you talkin' about Yami?"
Mi quirks an eyebrow at "they". "Who exactly are you talking about?"
I put my most innocent face which they actually believe is true, because remember I have amnesia ^_^, and point to the albinos, the blonde, the owner of the albino lizard, the green blob, and the guy who's using Dark Magician girl. "Them. I'm sorry." I then drop the torch on the trail of ketchup, which lights up in flames. Yes folks, ketchup is flammable! Don't try it at home!
They look at me and then at the flames, which are growing quite rapidly, trying to suck what this all means in. I wait, but I ain't got all the time in the world so I leave and let them to figure it out.
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It's been a while. Well, while you were gone doing Gods know what, A HUGE tree fell on the palace it was that one wise tree, yeah you know what I'm talking about. It made the flames grow bigger, so now they're screaming for help. The moment they shut up is when I'll be both happy and worried. Oh, who am I kidding?! THEY'RE GONNA DIE!!!!! DÉJÀ VU!!! I SO REMEMBER ME SAYING THIS BEFORE!!!!!
I see a fire truck. Cool. Okay, well, it's getting the fire off of the roof. The girls are now wet and glaring at the firefighters. Yeah. They're fine. Well, even though it's pretty obvious they want to kill the guys doesn't mean I can't make it even worser. I run up to them, who are now on the ground, and put a relieved face on. "YOU GUYS ARE ALIVE!!!! I CAN'T BELIEVE IT!!!
Girls:
"THEY WERE SO SURE YOU WERE GONNA DIE!!!!!"
Girls:
"THEY WERE PLANNING A PARTY AND EVERYTHING!!!!"
Mi looks at me blankly. "Yami?"
"Yes?"
Yoku pushes me to the side. "We've got to go kill some people. Excuse us." They walk towards the mess, obviously going to kill.
YAY!!!! I'm almost done with my plan! Now, who's left? Well, let's see.
There are 11 of us. Without me 10.
1: Marik. Yep.
2: Bakura
3: Cegasis. Uh- huh. 4: Ankh 5: Senui
6: Seth. Yeah. 7: Mi
8: Yoku. Weren't you paying attention?
So, who's left?
I look around the mess and can't see them, so I run into the castle and look for them. I see them just inside, near the Pharaoh's throne, which will be MINE, trying to stay away from the stupid crazy stuff outside. Smart. That's a bad thing. How do you trick smart people? Ah well. Okay, I'll think of something. So my plan is almost complete! My next victims:
Isis and Aniz.
This'll be fun.
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AR: HI!!!!!!
Sol: *edges away*
AR: You guys can't possibly hate me THAT much now can you?
Reviewers: *angry and bloodthirsty*
AR: Yes you can! Wow, you learn something new everyday! So, um, leave a review, long or short doesn't matter, I love you all anyway and, um, see ya! *runs*
Sol: What you lookin' at me for? Review!
Sol: *drags her back*
AR: NO! NO! I'M TOO YOUNG TO DIE!!!
Sol: And you think not updating will save your life?
AR: *mumbles* Stupid cat ain't supposed to be smarter than me.
Sol:
AR: Anyway, so if I'm not mistaken Mi and Yoku are next. He hates Mi to death so that'll be cruel and-What am I telling you for? Read and find out ^^
Sol: On with the fic.
AR: Is very evil, this is one is.
Sol: Right. I don't know what that meant, so, on with the fic!
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I slowly open my eyes and make out the blurs. I see fire, destruction, lots of people running around, blood, food-blood? I quickly get up and hit my head on the boulder while doing so. "Ow!" @.@ I stumble around miraculously dodging everything thrown my way. I snap back to reality and run around scared. What if the people in my plan are dead?! Sure I hate them but I will be way too bored if they're not around! I run around and get pulled inside the palace by someone, or something. "AH!!! LET ME GO!!!!"
"Shut up! It's me you idiot!"
I look behind me and see Mi. "NO! IF YOU DIED AND ENDED UP HERE THAT MEANS I'M IN, in, I WASN'T THAT BAD A KID!!!"
She looks at me sarcastically. "I'm not dead. Anyway, we're trying to find everyone and drag them in here before someone gets hurt. This has gotten a little too dangerous for their puny brains to react on instinct!"
Seth on Instinct:
Seth: *runs around screaming* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA- *hits wall and knocks self out*
The End.
I look outside then back at her. "We?"
She points somewhere behind us. "Blondie over there."
Yoku walks up to us. "Hello Queen of the world."
She looks at me weird and prepares to dive back in the river of blood and body parts. Which reminds me. "WHAT'S WITH THE BLOOD?!?!? AND BODY PARTS?!?!?!"
Yoku looks outside before answering. "Oh, ya, well, someone threw a bomb at McDonald's and all that came out was ketchup and 'chicken'."
"McDonald's?"
"Yeah, Seth's teacher brought it here."
"Oh."
Silence.
Mi pushes Yoku and me out the door, just to make sure we're the first ones to die. We don't die, so she comes out. "Is that Senui?" She stares a while. "WHAT IS HE DOING WITH MY DARK MAGICIAN GIRL?!?!?!?"
We shrug.
I now remember that these two are my next victims. What? I just got hit on the head! What do you people want from me?!
I look around and spot the last three, trying to kill each other, and Ankh winning. O.O I am never getting into a fight with him. I also spot Marik, haven't seen him in a while, hiding in my hammock. HEY! Oh, the hammock guy pushed him out. So that means, the albino twins are nearby! I run off to find them and leave the other two in dismay, then they shrug and do whatever they were going to do before. I dunno. I forget.
I go up to Marik, who is now running from hammock guy, and pull him out of the situation. Hammock guy glares at me and I glare back, and glare, and glare, and glare, and glare, and glare, and glare so much that AR is now copying and pasting 'and glare'. ((AR: )) He blinks and admits defeat. I win! I win everything! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Okay, that's over with.
I drag Marik to the evil head hitting rock, which I will kill. I smile and look cheerful. "HELLO PHARAOH MARIK!!!"
He attempts to glare but can't due to his looking out for his life.
"ARE YOU HIDING FROM THOSE RABID ALBINOS?!?!?!?"
He looks at me in a 'SHUT UP!!' way.
I yell even louder. "YOU AREN'T SCARED OF THEM ARE YOU?!?!? AFTER ALL, YOU SAID THAT THOSE TWO WERE NO PROBLEM!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU SAID THEY WERE WORTHLESS TOMB ROBBERS AND THEY WERE, UH, um, STUPID!!!!"
He looks at me. "How original."
I shrug. "Hey, give me a break."
And these people actually think I have amnesia, how stupid can someone be?!
Bakura and Ceygan stand up from behind the rock and smile evilly at Marik.
Marik just stares back stupidly.
"PHARAOH MARIK!!! IT'S THE TWO WE WERE TALKING ABOUT JUST NOW!!!!!!"
He looks at me sarcastically. "We?"
Bakura and Cegasis pull something out of their robes. "Where'd you get the robes?"
They look at me. "I am telling you, that guy will never actually need these in the afterlife."
"Oh, okay."
I remember Mi and Yoku and stand up to leave the two to their slaughter. I hide behind a rock, another one not the deadly and vicious one, and look at the two. They think they're so safe. Well, well they're not.
Um, anyway.
I sit down and formulate my plan. ((AR: *stops typing and formulates* Sol: ))
(( AR: *nope, still formulating* ))
(( AR: Nope.))
(( AR: Nuh- uh. ))
(( AR: HA! You're kidding me, aren't you?!))
(( AR: NOT EVEN!!!))
(( AR: YEAH -- *sees Sol* Sol: *has baseball bat in hand* AR: I just got an idea. ))
Took AR long enough. (( AR: )) I get back up and run over to a huge tree near the palace. I don't know why it didn't get burned down but, hey! Who really cares?! I tear a branch off, a big one, and head towards one of the many buildings that are now on fire. I then, um, what else am I going to do with a stick and fire? Spank it to death? That wasn't right but anyway, back to me! I light the stick so it now looks like a torch. LET'S GO BURN PEOPLE AT THE STAKE!!! Okay. I'm calm now. I also grab lots and lots and lots of ketchup packets, which rained out of the sky when McDonald's exploded, and run towards my victims.
I see my victims on the roof of the palace, watching everything try to kill everything. Sweet girls ain't they? I run into the palace and up the stairs, long stairs, high stairs, dang how many stairs are there stairs and finally reach the roof. "Hello!!!!"
They turn around, look at me, look at each other, and then back at the mess down there, like they don't care about me. Evil people.
I start opening the ketchup packets one by one and making a circle around them with the ketchup, while they look at me like I'm crazy. After the circle is complete I look at them like I'm sorry, like I'm ashamed about what I'm about to do. "I'm, I'm so sorry. I tried to talk them out of it, but they wouldn't listen to reason!"
Yoku looks up at me with a confused look on her face. "What are you talkin' about Yami?"
Mi quirks an eyebrow at "they". "Who exactly are you talking about?"
I put my most innocent face which they actually believe is true, because remember I have amnesia ^_^, and point to the albinos, the blonde, the owner of the albino lizard, the green blob, and the guy who's using Dark Magician girl. "Them. I'm sorry." I then drop the torch on the trail of ketchup, which lights up in flames. Yes folks, ketchup is flammable! Don't try it at home!
They look at me and then at the flames, which are growing quite rapidly, trying to suck what this all means in. I wait, but I ain't got all the time in the world so I leave and let them to figure it out.
* * * * *
It's been a while. Well, while you were gone doing Gods know what, A HUGE tree fell on the palace it was that one wise tree, yeah you know what I'm talking about. It made the flames grow bigger, so now they're screaming for help. The moment they shut up is when I'll be both happy and worried. Oh, who am I kidding?! THEY'RE GONNA DIE!!!!! DÉJÀ VU!!! I SO REMEMBER ME SAYING THIS BEFORE!!!!!
I see a fire truck. Cool. Okay, well, it's getting the fire off of the roof. The girls are now wet and glaring at the firefighters. Yeah. They're fine. Well, even though it's pretty obvious they want to kill the guys doesn't mean I can't make it even worser. I run up to them, who are now on the ground, and put a relieved face on. "YOU GUYS ARE ALIVE!!!! I CAN'T BELIEVE IT!!!
Girls:
"THEY WERE SO SURE YOU WERE GONNA DIE!!!!!"
Girls:
"THEY WERE PLANNING A PARTY AND EVERYTHING!!!!"
Mi looks at me blankly. "Yami?"
"Yes?"
Yoku pushes me to the side. "We've got to go kill some people. Excuse us." They walk towards the mess, obviously going to kill.
YAY!!!! I'm almost done with my plan! Now, who's left? Well, let's see.
There are 11 of us. Without me 10.
1: Marik. Yep.
2: Bakura
3: Cegasis. Uh- huh. 4: Ankh 5: Senui
6: Seth. Yeah. 7: Mi
8: Yoku. Weren't you paying attention?
So, who's left?
I look around the mess and can't see them, so I run into the castle and look for them. I see them just inside, near the Pharaoh's throne, which will be MINE, trying to stay away from the stupid crazy stuff outside. Smart. That's a bad thing. How do you trick smart people? Ah well. Okay, I'll think of something. So my plan is almost complete! My next victims:
Isis and Aniz.
This'll be fun.
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AR: HI!!!!!!
Sol: *edges away*
AR: You guys can't possibly hate me THAT much now can you?
Reviewers: *angry and bloodthirsty*
AR: Yes you can! Wow, you learn something new everyday! So, um, leave a review, long or short doesn't matter, I love you all anyway and, um, see ya! *runs*
Sol: What you lookin' at me for? Review!