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Chapter 02: Brief Flashes... Duet, I thought you wear BOXERS! PULL THOSE PANTS BACK UP!
Zer0Kataru: Last time, our he(e)ro, Quatre Raberba Winner, suicide (well maybe not SUICIDE) bombed the World Trade Center 13, and blew up all the OZ suits in the vicinity. Now, let's see what's going on with the other pilots...
(Cut to Random Satellite)
Two men sit in a dark room, senselessly tapping buttons on hand pads, watching the japanese kanji for "left" and "right" beat the pixels out of each other on a large video screen. A woman, intently watching another monitor near the back recoils in shock and exclaims "Yo, we have an incoming transport pod! Contact all available patrol shuttles and tell them to take it out!" Despite the woman's outburst, the two men continue to "sit" and "play videogames". "Idiots..." the woman mutteres, and radios Lieutenant Zechs Merquise to inform said man of the situation.
The camera flies out of the satellite ad pans to face Earth. We see Hee-chan's pod fly to above planet as the camera flies into a nearby shuttle. Mr. Darlian sits at a bar, taking tequila shots with Relena, the two of them beating up (Well Relena smiled sweetly at them, but it rendered them unconcious regardless) shuttle crew members. As the finished off the last of the staff, Relena beams at the camera and says "This is when I turn around and reveal an important plot device!" She does said action, gasps, and in her drunkenness, exclaims "It's a shooting star!", quickly adding "THAT PILOT LOVES ME!", again due to excessive alcohol consumption, and promptly starts barfing to prove my point. On Heero's side, however... /MWAHAHAHAAH! Enemy shuttle inc! Better take it out. EAT BUSTER~!/ "URK!" the "urk" induced by spotting Relena and her face in the window. This was followed by an "It's...too...ugly...can't...breathe... X___x" the X___x, luckily, only being unconciousness. Needless to say, Heero fell asleep with a scowl, but the scowl became a smile as Relena started to wretch. As for Zechs? The satellite couldn't reach him, as he forced his lackeys to use dial-up internet, effectively closing all comms channels.
(Cut to Random OZ Base. Deathscythe kills OZ suits with one hand and holds a microphone to its "mouth" with the other.)
Duo: Duo here, for Random Generic News! I've almost finished wiping out the enemy suits, as you can *swipe* see to my *swipe* right *swipe* no, left *swipe* no, the other left *swipeswipeswipe* ...Ok, let's just say I'm Zer0Kataru's sister and can't tell the difference between left and right! Either way, the enemy suits are finished off, and I'm moving on to the base! ...Oh, wait... Yet another attribute of Zer0Kataru's sister... O_o;;; I forgot I already blew up the base... o_O;;; ...I'm going back to Howard's because the script tells me to.
Deathscythe: *flies off*
(Cut to another Random OZ Base. Heavyarms annihilates OZ suits like a Mobile Doll. The camera flies into Trowa's cockpit, where he's internally debating.)
Trowa: Trowa here, just for the record. Is that saying I'm in my cockpit to break a record? A record of what? Now that you've seen me, I cannot let you live. Am I implying that those who see me must die? My cockpit is opaque. How can you see me? Does that mean you do not deserve death? Should I leave the battlefield in that case? Who am I? What am I doing here? How did Kennedy die? Who killed him? Who is Lady Une? Is she Midii Une? Does that mean I've been dating the bipolar colonel all this time? Is there a government conspiracy afoot...? (Aaaaand let's just leave it at that.)
(Cut to America.)
NEO SandRock Kai Custom Zero Deluxe Remix Uber-color-scheme Collector's-edition X (Yes, I upgraded Sandrock... Again.) and his MAGUNAC OF DEATH army walk around randomly "suicide" bombing buildings and killing civilians. They don't realize they're killing civilians instead of OZ.
Quatre ZERO: MWAHAHAHAAHAHA! DIE CIVILIANS! (Okay, scratch my previous statement) YOU MAY NOT SURRENDER!
NEO SandRock Kai Custom Zero Deluxe Remix Uber-color-scheme Collector's-edition X does a kamehameha at the camera, blowing up our view.
As the snow fades, we see Quatre ZERO's face.
Quatre ZERO: Quatre *EQZWL* here... *EQZWL* I've eliminated all the civilians... *EQZWL*...I think... *EQZWL* I TOLD YOU TO SURRENDER! ...*EQZWL*... Oh, wait... *EQZWL* ...NO I DIDN'T! DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111111one *camera explodes*
(Cut to China.)
Shenlong stands tall on a cliff. From the cockpit, Wu Fei screeches "HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEROOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111one" and Shenlong is shot straight into an OZ base by a Buster Rifle shot from nowhere in particular. The battle begins. Shenlong flies at a command tower, slashing it apart with its bo as multiple Doms, Mad-Cats and Gelgoogs deploy from underground. (And if you don't know what a Dom or Gelgoog is, you're a sad, sad soul. Mad Cat is a 'Mech that's been around since about MW2. Maybe MW1. I haven't been around that long ^_^) The MC's lock into their missile towers (ala Freedom/Justice with Meteor) and launch a helluva lotta MRM's at Shenlong. The Gundam responds by flipping around in a feeble attempt to avoid the missiles. (Gundams are huge...) Eventually, Shenlong falls to the ground after a particularly painful 120-round burst to the head, and the other suits flock it, preparing to shoot their loads (tee-hee! ^_^| Trowa: ...And this man is how old?| Heero: He can't write properly, if that helps. I'm guessing around four?| And yes I could barely write when I was four. I read novels when I was around 3 1/2 though ^_^)
(Cut to inside the cockpit)
Wufei: Damnit... Wufei here. This is my frist battle... And it may be my last... O_o
(Outside)
The OZ suits just hover in place with their guns drawn. Shenlong grows a BIG sweatdrop, pulls its bo and cuts away. End battle.
A/N: Ehh. Some more action than the last chapter. Still too short. Still sucked. Oh well. R&R!
Zer0Kataru: OZ seems to really suck. The Gundam Pilots are all here... All but one. And that one won't be here for a LOOOOOOONG time. So now how will OZ beat the Gundam Pilots? Will Wufei ever learn to shoot the missiles rather than getting hit? Will Quatre EVER stop being ZERO? Is there REALLY a government conspiracy afoot? Can you see a Pilot when he's inside his suit? Who IS Trowa? How DID Kennedy die? What else did the script tell Duo? Will Heero ever wake up? All this and give or take (I doubt I'd ever tell you how Kennedy died...), in Chapter 3 of Bishounen Senshi Gundam Wing-Phase Shift Remix: Heero's Bizarre Fascination with the Ocean! You'd better get ready!
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To Be Continued
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Bishounen Senshi Gundam Wing: Phase Shift Remix
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Chapter 02: Brief Flashes... Duet, I thought you wear BOXERS! PULL THOSE PANTS BACK UP!
Zer0Kataru: Last time, our he(e)ro, Quatre Raberba Winner, suicide (well maybe not SUICIDE) bombed the World Trade Center 13, and blew up all the OZ suits in the vicinity. Now, let's see what's going on with the other pilots...
(Cut to Random Satellite)
Two men sit in a dark room, senselessly tapping buttons on hand pads, watching the japanese kanji for "left" and "right" beat the pixels out of each other on a large video screen. A woman, intently watching another monitor near the back recoils in shock and exclaims "Yo, we have an incoming transport pod! Contact all available patrol shuttles and tell them to take it out!" Despite the woman's outburst, the two men continue to "sit" and "play videogames". "Idiots..." the woman mutteres, and radios Lieutenant Zechs Merquise to inform said man of the situation.
The camera flies out of the satellite ad pans to face Earth. We see Hee-chan's pod fly to above planet as the camera flies into a nearby shuttle. Mr. Darlian sits at a bar, taking tequila shots with Relena, the two of them beating up (Well Relena smiled sweetly at them, but it rendered them unconcious regardless) shuttle crew members. As the finished off the last of the staff, Relena beams at the camera and says "This is when I turn around and reveal an important plot device!" She does said action, gasps, and in her drunkenness, exclaims "It's a shooting star!", quickly adding "THAT PILOT LOVES ME!", again due to excessive alcohol consumption, and promptly starts barfing to prove my point. On Heero's side, however... /MWAHAHAHAAH! Enemy shuttle inc! Better take it out. EAT BUSTER~!/ "URK!" the "urk" induced by spotting Relena and her face in the window. This was followed by an "It's...too...ugly...can't...breathe... X___x" the X___x, luckily, only being unconciousness. Needless to say, Heero fell asleep with a scowl, but the scowl became a smile as Relena started to wretch. As for Zechs? The satellite couldn't reach him, as he forced his lackeys to use dial-up internet, effectively closing all comms channels.
(Cut to Random OZ Base. Deathscythe kills OZ suits with one hand and holds a microphone to its "mouth" with the other.)
Duo: Duo here, for Random Generic News! I've almost finished wiping out the enemy suits, as you can *swipe* see to my *swipe* right *swipe* no, left *swipe* no, the other left *swipeswipeswipe* ...Ok, let's just say I'm Zer0Kataru's sister and can't tell the difference between left and right! Either way, the enemy suits are finished off, and I'm moving on to the base! ...Oh, wait... Yet another attribute of Zer0Kataru's sister... O_o;;; I forgot I already blew up the base... o_O;;; ...I'm going back to Howard's because the script tells me to.
Deathscythe: *flies off*
(Cut to another Random OZ Base. Heavyarms annihilates OZ suits like a Mobile Doll. The camera flies into Trowa's cockpit, where he's internally debating.)
Trowa: Trowa here, just for the record. Is that saying I'm in my cockpit to break a record? A record of what? Now that you've seen me, I cannot let you live. Am I implying that those who see me must die? My cockpit is opaque. How can you see me? Does that mean you do not deserve death? Should I leave the battlefield in that case? Who am I? What am I doing here? How did Kennedy die? Who killed him? Who is Lady Une? Is she Midii Une? Does that mean I've been dating the bipolar colonel all this time? Is there a government conspiracy afoot...? (Aaaaand let's just leave it at that.)
(Cut to America.)
NEO SandRock Kai Custom Zero Deluxe Remix Uber-color-scheme Collector's-edition X (Yes, I upgraded Sandrock... Again.) and his MAGUNAC OF DEATH army walk around randomly "suicide" bombing buildings and killing civilians. They don't realize they're killing civilians instead of OZ.
Quatre ZERO: MWAHAHAHAAHAHA! DIE CIVILIANS! (Okay, scratch my previous statement) YOU MAY NOT SURRENDER!
NEO SandRock Kai Custom Zero Deluxe Remix Uber-color-scheme Collector's-edition X does a kamehameha at the camera, blowing up our view.
As the snow fades, we see Quatre ZERO's face.
Quatre ZERO: Quatre *EQZWL* here... *EQZWL* I've eliminated all the civilians... *EQZWL*...I think... *EQZWL* I TOLD YOU TO SURRENDER! ...*EQZWL*... Oh, wait... *EQZWL* ...NO I DIDN'T! DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111111one *camera explodes*
(Cut to China.)
Shenlong stands tall on a cliff. From the cockpit, Wu Fei screeches "HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEROOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111one" and Shenlong is shot straight into an OZ base by a Buster Rifle shot from nowhere in particular. The battle begins. Shenlong flies at a command tower, slashing it apart with its bo as multiple Doms, Mad-Cats and Gelgoogs deploy from underground. (And if you don't know what a Dom or Gelgoog is, you're a sad, sad soul. Mad Cat is a 'Mech that's been around since about MW2. Maybe MW1. I haven't been around that long ^_^) The MC's lock into their missile towers (ala Freedom/Justice with Meteor) and launch a helluva lotta MRM's at Shenlong. The Gundam responds by flipping around in a feeble attempt to avoid the missiles. (Gundams are huge...) Eventually, Shenlong falls to the ground after a particularly painful 120-round burst to the head, and the other suits flock it, preparing to shoot their loads (tee-hee! ^_^| Trowa: ...And this man is how old?| Heero: He can't write properly, if that helps. I'm guessing around four?| And yes I could barely write when I was four. I read novels when I was around 3 1/2 though ^_^)
(Cut to inside the cockpit)
Wufei: Damnit... Wufei here. This is my frist battle... And it may be my last... O_o
(Outside)
The OZ suits just hover in place with their guns drawn. Shenlong grows a BIG sweatdrop, pulls its bo and cuts away. End battle.
A/N: Ehh. Some more action than the last chapter. Still too short. Still sucked. Oh well. R&R!
Zer0Kataru: OZ seems to really suck. The Gundam Pilots are all here... All but one. And that one won't be here for a LOOOOOOONG time. So now how will OZ beat the Gundam Pilots? Will Wufei ever learn to shoot the missiles rather than getting hit? Will Quatre EVER stop being ZERO? Is there REALLY a government conspiracy afoot? Can you see a Pilot when he's inside his suit? Who IS Trowa? How DID Kennedy die? What else did the script tell Duo? Will Heero ever wake up? All this and give or take (I doubt I'd ever tell you how Kennedy died...), in Chapter 3 of Bishounen Senshi Gundam Wing-Phase Shift Remix: Heero's Bizarre Fascination with the Ocean! You'd better get ready!
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Replies to Reviews ^_^
Yume Keki - Yes, you are. Do I detect my first ever loyal reader? ^_^
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To Be Continued
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