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Bishounen Senshi Gundam Wing: Phase Shift Remix
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Chapter 04: Quatre Wants To See Trowa Again So He Can Kill Him
Zer0Kataru: Last time, our he(e)ro, ... ... Heero... lick-slapped a bunch of medics and got lusted over at Relena's school, tore up Relena's invitation to her birthday party, and had a VERY productive mental conversation involving the words "I like swords!" and "Welcome to Corneria!". So, now, let's see what's happening in other places.
(Cut to the ruins of New York)
Quatre-ZERO (complete with Neo SandRock Kai Custom Zero Deluxe Remix Uber-color-scheme Collector's-edition X G-Generation Mark.4) fights off legions of GINN & Gelgoog-Cannon MS ( on his own using just his Heat Shortels of DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111one (Well what other weapons does Sandrock have, huh?), with the entire Maguanac force sitting idly nearby drinking coffee, (they don't dare touch the tea) and all is fine and dandy until Trowa shows up in HeavyArms. Now, not wanting to be shown up by this uber-cool psycho spaztic blonde arab in a very-upgraded mech, Trowa (rather stupidly) fires all his missiles randomly towards Neo SandRock Kai Custom Zero Deluxe Remix Uber-color-scheme Collector's-edition X G-Generation Mark.4. Now, this blows up a few MS and kills a bunch of civilians who somehow survived Quatre-ZERO's rampage from Chapter 2, but some missiles fly straight at Neo SandRock Kai Custom Zero Deluxe Remix Uber-color-scheme Collector's-edition X G-Generation Mark.4. Said MS with a very long name, having been upgraded 11 times, obviously dodged every single missile fired at him by HeavyArms. Now, you see, since Neo SandRock Kai Custom Zero Deluxe Remix Uber-color-scheme Collector's-edition X G-Generation Mark.4 had been upgraded so much, it quickly killed the remaining MS and stepped on the remaining civilians. Quatre-ZERO, not wanting to kill his MAGUANAC ARMY OF DEATH, needed something else to kill, and he just happened to be looking at HeavyArms, which cringed at Quatre-ZERO's psycho-spaztic-blonde-arab look. Said psycho-spaztic-blonde-arab wanted to blow something up (being an arab and all), and so he faces off against Trowa, the western-movie-stand-off-face-switch-thingy occurs, only reaching halfway through the sequnce until Quatre-ZERO screams and thrusts some levers forward, the result being Neo SandRock Kai Custom Zero Deluxe Remix Uber-color-scheme Collector's-edition X G-Generation Mark.4 rushing at HeavyArms with its Heat Shortels of DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111one. HeavyArms quickly responds by pulling his switchblade (obviously a pair of giant gatling cannons and one even bigger one wouldn't damage Neo SandRock Kai Custom Zero Deluxe Remix Uber-color-scheme Collector's-edition X G-Generation Mark.4, so OBVIOUSLY a switchblade would do the trick!). However, you see, the uber-cool Neo SandRock Kai Custom Zero Deluxe Remix Uber-color-scheme Collector's-edition X G-Generation Mark.4 would kick any other MS' ass, so if we want our T-Bird to survive, he obviously MUSTN'T fight the mighty Neo SandRock Kai Custom Zero Deluxe Remix Uber-color-scheme Collector's-edition X G-Generation Mark.4. And so, for plot convenience...
There are a bunch of seizure-inducing lights and random flashes of scenes including, but not limited to, a fat man incorrectly counting the leaves on a bonsai tree, somebody tripping over a ball of paper, another person plaing chess with a rock, and somebody screaming "THERE IS NO SPOON! There is, however, a spork, whihc combines the awesome power of a spoon AND fork!". Finally, the insanity dies down, and we no longer see the awesome Neo SandRock Kai Custom Zero Deluxe Remix Uber-color-scheme Collector's-edition X G-Generation Mark.4, but instead the super-craptastic American-dubbed SandRock with NO prefixes OR suffixes whatsoever! At all! NONE!, charging at the superior, yet equally prefix/suffix-less HeavyArms with Heat Shortels of NO DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111one and Switchblade drawn, respectively. Before either can hit another with their blades, though, Quatre (non-ZERO) chickens out and screams "We shouldn't be fighting at all!" Trowa, on the other hand, ignores him and cuts straight through the cockpit and kills Quatre (non-ZERO). Good. he's expendable. What we REALLY want is Quatre-ZERO inviting Trowa home and making jumpy,
erotic,
cock-filled,
steamy,
sweaty,
panting,
tiring,
thumpy,
hot...
BIRD PIE! (What the hell did you think I was talking about?! Dirty minds!). Which is exactly what our beloved Quatre-ZERO did. And so they sat down and cooked jumpy, erotic, cock-filled, steamy, sweaty, panting, tiring, thumpy, hot bird pie. And then Quatre put the pie on the ledge to stand overnight and Trowa left. That, my friends, is what we call a "one night stand". *rim shot* ... *crickets chirp* ...Damn, some of Kouhikouryuu is getting into me... So, either way, after the morning sun, Quatre-ZERO and Trowa, both hot and sweaty from the previous night's...
activities...
which
we
all
know
don't
we?
It
was...
Actually
I
won't
tell
you
yet
you'll
just
have
to
find
out
for
yourself
below
right
about
now
No
just
kidding
it
is
NOW
Last
night
they
did
DANCE
DANCE
REVOLUTION! (What the hell did you think I was talking about?! Dirty minds!)
So they were hot and sweaty. And when they woke up, they ate their jumpy, erotic, cock-filled, steamy, sweaty, panting, tiring, thumpy, hot bird pie they cooked the day before. And then Trowa left. And Rashid said "Quatre" WHIP-SOUND! "...Master Quatre... Are you sure it's ok for that boy to leave? What if he comes back to attack us?" And Quatre responded, "Oh yes, Rashid, I wish he would come back... then I could see him again... And then we could make
jumpy,
erotic,
cock-filled,
steamy,
sweaty,
panting,
tiring,
thumpy,
hot... BIRD PIE! again..." And so the chapter ended. And at this rate I will never finish the fic in the intended 50 chapters. Now... Now that Quatre-ZERO has met Trowa and made jumpy, erotic, cock-filled, steamy, sweaty, panting, tiring, thumpy, hot bird pie with him, will they see each other again? Or has Trowa decided that Quatre isn't good enough for him? Will we ever see anything more of the other G-Boys? Wufei? Heero? And most importantly, Duo fan-service? All this (guaranteed) and more in Chapter 5 of Bishounen Senshi Gundam Wing Phase Shift Remix: Who's Yo Momma?! Who's da BAD GUY?! You'd better get ready!
Replies to Reviews! ^_^
Kouhikouryuu - It's easy not to get the joke. Unfortunately, as a result, I got your bad-joking skills.
Yume Keki - What angel/devil? If you mean Guy 1 and Guy 2, those were voices in Heero's head, not angels and devils. Heero's too dense for that kind of philosophy. And be bad, see if I care! *turns around*
And SUPAA SPECIAL Reply to Review - an MST of Bishi's flame! ^_^ (Because you deserve it for reading through such a terribly short chapter!)
Huh, surprised I didn't do this before... Wonder why it didn't occur to me...
-Obviously, you try to score a guy based on his writing skill. Not many things must be going through your empty little head... If anything at all.-
Anyway, getting to the point.
-Sankyuu very much.-
LEAVE OTHER PEOPLE'S FANFICS ALONE, YA JERK.
-No. They tell me to R&R, I do. Except I leave out the first "R" and replace the second one with an "F".
FLAMER, FLAMER FLAMER FLAMER!
-*bows* Sankyuu.-
HYPOCRITICAL FLAMER!
-See above.-
YES, I DO REALIZE I HAVE THE CAPS LOCK ON.
-Good. I would be pissed if you didn't.-
WHAT RIGHT DO YOU HAVE TO GO AROUND DISSIN' PEOPLE'S FANFICS,
-Every. Same right you have to flame mine :P-
PARTICUARLY MY GIRL SAILOR KIRBY'S,
-Are you SURE he's a girl?-
YOU B**CH?
-HAHA! You have to CENSOR the word bitch! ^_^-
OKAY, SO SHE'S NOT OFFICIALLY MY GIRL
-Replace girl with man and you'd be right.-
BUT SHE'S STILL REALLY AWESOME
-If she wrote non-OC fanfics, hell yeah! ...Damnit, I'm weak, I called him a her! NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111one I'm getting my father's genes!-
AND DESERVES BETTER THAN JERKS LIKE YOU GOING AROUND AND INSULTING HER.
-Is that so? She writes OC fanfics. I think she doesn't.-
I MAY NOT HAVE AN ACCOUNT
-Dude, it's free. You must, like, OWE money to fanfiction.net-
BUT THAT'S CAUSE I'M NOT A GOOD WRITER
-Considering the fact you have caps lock on and very poor punctuation, I'd say you're right.-
AND NEITHER ARE YOU
-Ehh. Maybe you're right.-
BUT SAILOR KIRBY IS.
-BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA*cshh*-
SHE'S ALLOWED TO HAVE OCS
-Everybody is; it's whether or not they can write it well that matters. And to stick it out, I agree that my OC fanfics sucked.-
AND EVEN NAME ONE AFTER HER FRIEND.
-If someone in real life is named Duoet, I question their parents' spelling and counting-in-foreign-language abilities.-
GET OVER THE FACT DUET GOT CUT, CAUSE THAT'S WHAT HAPPENED!
-...Because of Sotsu's lack of funding at the time.-
SHE'S NOT COMING BACK.
-O_o Yes she is. The OVA is coming out sometime next year, I hope. See my reply-review to "Heero & Relena's wedding" for details.-
BE NICE AND QUIT FLAMING PEOPLE THAT ARE NICE.
-I'm a mean person by nature, and "nice" does not make up for writing ability.-
YOU REALLY UPSET POOR SK
-"poor"? If anything, poor = you... You can't even afford an FF.net account ^_^-
EVEN THOUGH SHE'D NEVER ADMIT IT
-Dude, if she wouldn't admit it, how the hell would you know? You don't even talk to her directly...-
AND YOU SHOULD APOLOGIZE FOR HURTING HER FEELINGS
-Oh yes, SK, I am so very sorry for "hurting your feelings" despite I don't know the what the fuck that means.-
AND IN THE FUTURE BE CONSIDERATE IN YOUR REVIEWS,
-Considerate? *goes to www.dictionary.com* *internet is too slow* *goes off to upload this fic instead*
YOU ASSHOLE!
-Do I detect growing anger in your review? You used to censor the word "bitch".-
There. I've said it. p
-I was once told that the emoticons "|" and "X|" looked like said person was constipated. So if you think about it, you look like you're constipated and so somebody is giving you an enema while you're licking someone else's cock...-
I hope you've learned something, Zer0.
-Hai. I've learned that somebody that is very angry can type in all caps and still censor words.-
-^_^ That was fun! ^_^ Please flame me if you honestly think this fic sucks or if you're defending Bishie or SK, I wanna practice my MST skills for use in large-scale F-Wars with my friends ^_^-
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To Be Continued...
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Bishounen Senshi Gundam Wing: Phase Shift Remix
===================================================================================================
Chapter 04: Quatre Wants To See Trowa Again So He Can Kill Him
Zer0Kataru: Last time, our he(e)ro, ... ... Heero... lick-slapped a bunch of medics and got lusted over at Relena's school, tore up Relena's invitation to her birthday party, and had a VERY productive mental conversation involving the words "I like swords!" and "Welcome to Corneria!". So, now, let's see what's happening in other places.
(Cut to the ruins of New York)
Quatre-ZERO (complete with Neo SandRock Kai Custom Zero Deluxe Remix Uber-color-scheme Collector's-edition X G-Generation Mark.4) fights off legions of GINN & Gelgoog-Cannon MS ( on his own using just his Heat Shortels of DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111one (Well what other weapons does Sandrock have, huh?), with the entire Maguanac force sitting idly nearby drinking coffee, (they don't dare touch the tea) and all is fine and dandy until Trowa shows up in HeavyArms. Now, not wanting to be shown up by this uber-cool psycho spaztic blonde arab in a very-upgraded mech, Trowa (rather stupidly) fires all his missiles randomly towards Neo SandRock Kai Custom Zero Deluxe Remix Uber-color-scheme Collector's-edition X G-Generation Mark.4. Now, this blows up a few MS and kills a bunch of civilians who somehow survived Quatre-ZERO's rampage from Chapter 2, but some missiles fly straight at Neo SandRock Kai Custom Zero Deluxe Remix Uber-color-scheme Collector's-edition X G-Generation Mark.4. Said MS with a very long name, having been upgraded 11 times, obviously dodged every single missile fired at him by HeavyArms. Now, you see, since Neo SandRock Kai Custom Zero Deluxe Remix Uber-color-scheme Collector's-edition X G-Generation Mark.4 had been upgraded so much, it quickly killed the remaining MS and stepped on the remaining civilians. Quatre-ZERO, not wanting to kill his MAGUANAC ARMY OF DEATH, needed something else to kill, and he just happened to be looking at HeavyArms, which cringed at Quatre-ZERO's psycho-spaztic-blonde-arab look. Said psycho-spaztic-blonde-arab wanted to blow something up (being an arab and all), and so he faces off against Trowa, the western-movie-stand-off-face-switch-thingy occurs, only reaching halfway through the sequnce until Quatre-ZERO screams and thrusts some levers forward, the result being Neo SandRock Kai Custom Zero Deluxe Remix Uber-color-scheme Collector's-edition X G-Generation Mark.4 rushing at HeavyArms with its Heat Shortels of DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111one. HeavyArms quickly responds by pulling his switchblade (obviously a pair of giant gatling cannons and one even bigger one wouldn't damage Neo SandRock Kai Custom Zero Deluxe Remix Uber-color-scheme Collector's-edition X G-Generation Mark.4, so OBVIOUSLY a switchblade would do the trick!). However, you see, the uber-cool Neo SandRock Kai Custom Zero Deluxe Remix Uber-color-scheme Collector's-edition X G-Generation Mark.4 would kick any other MS' ass, so if we want our T-Bird to survive, he obviously MUSTN'T fight the mighty Neo SandRock Kai Custom Zero Deluxe Remix Uber-color-scheme Collector's-edition X G-Generation Mark.4. And so, for plot convenience...
There are a bunch of seizure-inducing lights and random flashes of scenes including, but not limited to, a fat man incorrectly counting the leaves on a bonsai tree, somebody tripping over a ball of paper, another person plaing chess with a rock, and somebody screaming "THERE IS NO SPOON! There is, however, a spork, whihc combines the awesome power of a spoon AND fork!". Finally, the insanity dies down, and we no longer see the awesome Neo SandRock Kai Custom Zero Deluxe Remix Uber-color-scheme Collector's-edition X G-Generation Mark.4, but instead the super-craptastic American-dubbed SandRock with NO prefixes OR suffixes whatsoever! At all! NONE!, charging at the superior, yet equally prefix/suffix-less HeavyArms with Heat Shortels of NO DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111one and Switchblade drawn, respectively. Before either can hit another with their blades, though, Quatre (non-ZERO) chickens out and screams "We shouldn't be fighting at all!" Trowa, on the other hand, ignores him and cuts straight through the cockpit and kills Quatre (non-ZERO). Good. he's expendable. What we REALLY want is Quatre-ZERO inviting Trowa home and making jumpy,
erotic,
cock-filled,
steamy,
sweaty,
panting,
tiring,
thumpy,
hot...
BIRD PIE! (What the hell did you think I was talking about?! Dirty minds!). Which is exactly what our beloved Quatre-ZERO did. And so they sat down and cooked jumpy, erotic, cock-filled, steamy, sweaty, panting, tiring, thumpy, hot bird pie. And then Quatre put the pie on the ledge to stand overnight and Trowa left. That, my friends, is what we call a "one night stand". *rim shot* ... *crickets chirp* ...Damn, some of Kouhikouryuu is getting into me... So, either way, after the morning sun, Quatre-ZERO and Trowa, both hot and sweaty from the previous night's...
activities...
which
we
all
know
don't
we?
It
was...
Actually
I
won't
tell
you
yet
you'll
just
have
to
find
out
for
yourself
below
right
about
now
No
just
kidding
it
is
NOW
Last
night
they
did
DANCE
DANCE
REVOLUTION! (What the hell did you think I was talking about?! Dirty minds!)
So they were hot and sweaty. And when they woke up, they ate their jumpy, erotic, cock-filled, steamy, sweaty, panting, tiring, thumpy, hot bird pie they cooked the day before. And then Trowa left. And Rashid said "Quatre" WHIP-SOUND! "...Master Quatre... Are you sure it's ok for that boy to leave? What if he comes back to attack us?" And Quatre responded, "Oh yes, Rashid, I wish he would come back... then I could see him again... And then we could make
jumpy,
erotic,
cock-filled,
steamy,
sweaty,
panting,
tiring,
thumpy,
hot... BIRD PIE! again..." And so the chapter ended. And at this rate I will never finish the fic in the intended 50 chapters. Now... Now that Quatre-ZERO has met Trowa and made jumpy, erotic, cock-filled, steamy, sweaty, panting, tiring, thumpy, hot bird pie with him, will they see each other again? Or has Trowa decided that Quatre isn't good enough for him? Will we ever see anything more of the other G-Boys? Wufei? Heero? And most importantly, Duo fan-service? All this (guaranteed) and more in Chapter 5 of Bishounen Senshi Gundam Wing Phase Shift Remix: Who's Yo Momma?! Who's da BAD GUY?! You'd better get ready!
Replies to Reviews! ^_^
Kouhikouryuu - It's easy not to get the joke. Unfortunately, as a result, I got your bad-joking skills.
Yume Keki - What angel/devil? If you mean Guy 1 and Guy 2, those were voices in Heero's head, not angels and devils. Heero's too dense for that kind of philosophy. And be bad, see if I care! *turns around*
And SUPAA SPECIAL Reply to Review - an MST of Bishi's flame! ^_^ (Because you deserve it for reading through such a terribly short chapter!)
Huh, surprised I didn't do this before... Wonder why it didn't occur to me...
-Obviously, you try to score a guy based on his writing skill. Not many things must be going through your empty little head... If anything at all.-
Anyway, getting to the point.
-Sankyuu very much.-
LEAVE OTHER PEOPLE'S FANFICS ALONE, YA JERK.
-No. They tell me to R&R, I do. Except I leave out the first "R" and replace the second one with an "F".
FLAMER, FLAMER FLAMER FLAMER!
-*bows* Sankyuu.-
HYPOCRITICAL FLAMER!
-See above.-
YES, I DO REALIZE I HAVE THE CAPS LOCK ON.
-Good. I would be pissed if you didn't.-
WHAT RIGHT DO YOU HAVE TO GO AROUND DISSIN' PEOPLE'S FANFICS,
-Every. Same right you have to flame mine :P-
PARTICUARLY MY GIRL SAILOR KIRBY'S,
-Are you SURE he's a girl?-
YOU B**CH?
-HAHA! You have to CENSOR the word bitch! ^_^-
OKAY, SO SHE'S NOT OFFICIALLY MY GIRL
-Replace girl with man and you'd be right.-
BUT SHE'S STILL REALLY AWESOME
-If she wrote non-OC fanfics, hell yeah! ...Damnit, I'm weak, I called him a her! NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111one I'm getting my father's genes!-
AND DESERVES BETTER THAN JERKS LIKE YOU GOING AROUND AND INSULTING HER.
-Is that so? She writes OC fanfics. I think she doesn't.-
I MAY NOT HAVE AN ACCOUNT
-Dude, it's free. You must, like, OWE money to fanfiction.net-
BUT THAT'S CAUSE I'M NOT A GOOD WRITER
-Considering the fact you have caps lock on and very poor punctuation, I'd say you're right.-
AND NEITHER ARE YOU
-Ehh. Maybe you're right.-
BUT SAILOR KIRBY IS.
-BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA*cshh*-
SHE'S ALLOWED TO HAVE OCS
-Everybody is; it's whether or not they can write it well that matters. And to stick it out, I agree that my OC fanfics sucked.-
AND EVEN NAME ONE AFTER HER FRIEND.
-If someone in real life is named Duoet, I question their parents' spelling and counting-in-foreign-language abilities.-
GET OVER THE FACT DUET GOT CUT, CAUSE THAT'S WHAT HAPPENED!
-...Because of Sotsu's lack of funding at the time.-
SHE'S NOT COMING BACK.
-O_o Yes she is. The OVA is coming out sometime next year, I hope. See my reply-review to "Heero & Relena's wedding" for details.-
BE NICE AND QUIT FLAMING PEOPLE THAT ARE NICE.
-I'm a mean person by nature, and "nice" does not make up for writing ability.-
YOU REALLY UPSET POOR SK
-"poor"? If anything, poor = you... You can't even afford an FF.net account ^_^-
EVEN THOUGH SHE'D NEVER ADMIT IT
-Dude, if she wouldn't admit it, how the hell would you know? You don't even talk to her directly...-
AND YOU SHOULD APOLOGIZE FOR HURTING HER FEELINGS
-Oh yes, SK, I am so very sorry for "hurting your feelings" despite I don't know the what the fuck that means.-
AND IN THE FUTURE BE CONSIDERATE IN YOUR REVIEWS,
-Considerate? *goes to www.dictionary.com* *internet is too slow* *goes off to upload this fic instead*
YOU ASSHOLE!
-Do I detect growing anger in your review? You used to censor the word "bitch".-
There. I've said it. p
-I was once told that the emoticons "|" and "X|" looked like said person was constipated. So if you think about it, you look like you're constipated and so somebody is giving you an enema while you're licking someone else's cock...-
I hope you've learned something, Zer0.
-Hai. I've learned that somebody that is very angry can type in all caps and still censor words.-
-^_^ That was fun! ^_^ Please flame me if you honestly think this fic sucks or if you're defending Bishie or SK, I wanna practice my MST skills for use in large-scale F-Wars with my friends ^_^-
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To Be Continued...
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