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Bishounen Senshi Gundam Wing: Phase Shift Remix
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Chapter 04: Who's Yo Momma?! Who's da BAD GUY?!
A/N: Yes, I DO realize I missed out on a large amount of the series just then, but I didn't feel it was important.
A/N: I haven't updated in like a month. It's all exam's fault. I'll be back to normal schedule soon.
(cut to a random road)
Heero: *drives along in his ambulance, and obviously couldn't be screwed repairing it because the doors are still broken, and nobody else on the road gives a shit* *sings*
"RIDIN' ALONG IN MY AUTOMOBILE"
Random Schmuck who we didn't see Heero stab awhile ago: *passes Heero on his motorcycle*
"MY BABY BESIDE ME AT THE WHEEL"
Heero: *glares at Random Schmuck, swerves around and runs him over for good measure*
"I STOLE A KISS AT THE TURN OF A MILE"
Heero: ^_^ *turns around and goes where he was supposed to, satisfied at Random Schmuck's crippled-ness*
"MY CURIOSITY RUNNIN' WILD..."
(cut to Relena's party [of which Heero ripped up the invitation ^_^])
Relena's Groupies: *swooning over nobody in particular*
Relena: *making out with Duet, Hilde AND Dorothy in the corner, nobody seems to notice*
Director [Off-stage]: *intently watching the door for Random Schmuck*
Relena: *stares at her watch* Oh shit, I hafta go! HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111one *runs off* Don't come looking for me if I get lost or shot or something!!!!!!!1111111111one
Relena's Groupies + Parents: o_O
Duet + Hilde + Dorothy: *shrug* *go back to making out... without Relena*
(cut to wherever Relena's running to)
Overly Obsessed Gundam Wing Fanboy: But Random Schmuck didn't tell you that Heero was driving an ambulance to the military base in this super-craptastic version of Gundam Wing by this weirdo that claims to be Quatre doped up on ZERO, unlike the original done by the great Hajime Yatate, where you WERE told by Random Schmuck!
Relena: Were you in the original GW?
OOGWF: Uhm... no...
Relena: Well then, will you get out of this one?
OOGWF: NEVER!!!!!!!!!11111111111one
Relena: *sighs* PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111one
Pagan: *salutes and drives over OOGWF* *reverses back over him* *continues until OOGFW is totally flat* *it takes a long time, for it turns out OOGWF was actually very fat*
Relena: *gets in the pink limo*
Pagan: *drives off to the military base*
(cut to the military base)
Heero: *drives up and all sorts of things explode*
Random OZzies: *die*
Random OZzie Captain: *sees Heero's ambulance* MEDICS! GEt those casualities outta here! ...Medics? *looks over*
Heero's ambulance: *is empty*
Heero: *tiptoeing past the captain and giggling*
(cut to the torpedo room)
Heero: *beats a few people up and steals 3 torpedoes, somehow pulling them up to the surface of a sub despite it being a base he attacked not a sub o_O*
Relena: *runs in* HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111111111111one
Heero: ...*acting as if he's at a rave* *shouts* YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?????????????????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111one
Relena: *gasp* Heero, what are you doing?!
Heero: ...Stealing torpedoes to blow up my Gundam despite the fact I shouldn't really know it's going to pop up?
Relena: *gasp* Those are torpedoes, aren't they, Heero?! I can tell!
Heero: ...You're a fast one, aren't you?
Relena: *gasp* Heero! KISS ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111111one
Heero: ...No. Go to hell, bitch. *pulls his gun at Relena*
Relena: *gasp*
Duo: *appears and points a gun at Heero* Hey! What do you think you're doing?!
Relena: *gasp*
Duo: *turns to Relena* ARGH! MY EYES! TOO... UGLY!!!!!!!!1111111111one *points gun at Relena and shoots*
Relena: *gasp* HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111one
Duo's bullet: *sees Relena* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!!!!!!!!111111111one It's too ugly and repulsive... I mustn't allow this metal to be defiled... *pulls up and hits Heero*
Heero: *drops his gun* Argh! You son of a bith bullet!
Relena: *gasp* HEEEERO!!!!!!111111one NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!111111111one Why'd you take the bullet for me?!!!!!!!!!111one
Heero: *deathglares at Duo*
Duo: Hey! Since when was I the bad guy here?! I tried to kill HER!
Heero: ... I'll do it...
Duo: *blindly aims at Relena again*
Heero: ...myself! *jumps to grab his gun*
Duo: *shoots*
Duo's Bullet #2: AAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!111111111one TOO UGLY! *swerves WAY off and hits Heero in the leg*
Heero: YOU BASTARD!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111one
Relena: *gasp* HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEROOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111one
Relena's scream: *hits the launch button for the torps*
Torpedoes: *launch and hit Wing & Deathscythe which have just popped up*
Duo: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111one YOU STUPID BITCH!!!!!!!!!1111111111one *shoots blindly at Relena*
Relena: *gasp* *little girl scream*
Relena's scream: *hits Heero and sends him flying into the ocean*
Zer0Kataru: Mwaha! I have finally updated in like 3 weeks! Ph33r me!
Email response o_O to "Duoet & Cunobaby"
Duoet:
1. I am Duoet!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
-Ohayo, bakayarou. ^_^-
2. You are an evil meanie.
-Arigato gozaimasu, bakayarou ^_^-
3. Sailor Kirby is a girl!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
-I realize that, bakayarou.-
4.That is my name.
-What is, bakayarou?-
5. I think...
-Well that's a first, bakayarou.-
6. You have no right to flame my friend.
-She wrote "R&R". I did so. Except I deleted the first "r" and replaced the scond with "f" ^_^-
7. I did not know there was a duet!!!!!!!!!
-That's because all you do is sit around and blabber on about "duo being yours forever" without actually reading the facts.-
8. You are evil!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
-ARIGATO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111111one ^_^-
9. Since when is Quatre on dope???!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
-He isn't. He's doped up on ZERO. "doped up" is a figure of speech to say "drugged up", just like the drug "acid" isn't actually acid. o_O When I was telling my friends about what happened when I took it last month they were like "was it hydrochloric?" and I was confused until I realized they thought I literally drank acid. o_O-
10. You are a complete @$$.
-^_^ I love it how retards like you censor stuff-
Happy thoughts,
-Happy thoughts are evil...-
Meagan C.
Cunobaby:
Hello!!!!!!!!! How are you? Oh... wait a minute... I don't CARE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
-That hurts. But I gues sit makes sense; I don't even know who you are ^_^-
How dare you insult my friend. She is so much better than you could ever hope to be!
-At...?-
Why do you go around and insult people you don't know anything about?!?
-Why are you?-
My friend Mai-Mai
-Whoozat?-
is SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO much better than you!!!
-At what?-
Oh, and in case you were wondering, SK is a GIRL!!!!!
-Why would I be wondering? Look at 99% of my MSTs here.-
Course, you probabably heard that about a thousand times already,
-*gasp* the first person who realizes everyone else is stating teh obvious*
but I really don't care. And by the way, you're fics aren't that good.
-I never said they were ^^-
I would put this in a review, so that the whole world would be able to see it, but the stupid computer won't let me review!! (darn stupid scrap metal!).
-It's okay, I'm letting the whole world see it now.-
But I really musn't waste anymore precious time talking to such an incompetent moron as you.
-Incompetent at...?-
Good day sir! Best wishes in the future!
-From you, that's more like a curse.-
~~~Cunobaby~~~
^_^
P.S. I have a few last words for you:
-Could you PLEASE take out "for you" so you're dying? PLEASE?-
1. You are an incompetent (take your pick of the following):
numskull (is actually in the dictionary), nincompoop (same), fool,
buffoon, retardate, imbecile.
-I'll take fool. I actually don't have any logic ^_^-
2. You should shut up, you sound smarter that way.
-Now here's where I'm a million times superior to you: I actually acknowledge when I'm being a hypocrite.-
3. Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
-Uh...-
4. Hisssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
-...-
5. Evil meanie!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
-That's a compliment.-
6. Now we will all poke you with STICKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
-...How...?-
7. ....and I shall whack you over the head with the Amazing Gold Mallet of Doom (TM)!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
-Again, how?-
-SUPAA SPECIAL NOTE: You are the first people to ever flame me that have no point at all! Even people who randomly spam me with flames saying "you suck" are more intelligent than you ^_^-
Replies to Reviews! ^_^
]SUPAA SPECIAL MST of Choad Muncher's Flame ^_^[
YOU FREAKN' BAKA MONO
-One: you misspelt "freaking", and the closest japanese word to "mono" is "nimo"...-
NO BAKA YEARO!
-Two: You misspelt "yarou", and "bakayarou" is ONE word, idiot.-
LEAVE SAILOR KIRBY ALONE!
-NEIN.-
If you think you can judge Fics when you haven't even read the whole Fic isn't right...
-I read it all until I saw the OC... her writing style was waaaay too brief. My flame was legitimate.-
I mean you didn't even read SK's Fic all the way, YOU CAN'T FLAME OR JUDGE!
-Yes I can...-
On a writing scale of 1-100, 1 being lowest and 100 being highest, SK is 100
-Obviously, then, you haven't read any of Tori Yuki Ichimura's fics, or "Swapping Souls".
while you are LOWER than 1!
-...Despite the face it's got a minimum of one... I question your maths skills.-
And about the war...*takes out voodoo doll of Zer0 and sticks a few pins in it*I don't think you're going to win...
-Dude, voodoo is all fake shit. And seeing how all of Pannerz & SK's flames seem so pacifistic and how Bishi is all torn up on how I twisted his words, the ONLY way you americans stand a chance of winning World War II-2 is if you're like one of those idiot jocks that keep replying to everything I say with "what's that? you're gay?" despite that fact my words are sorta making their brains explode...-
]SUPAA SPECIAL MST of Sailor Kirby's Flame ^_^[
Umm, yeah, I have time to write now. I've been cut off every time before.
-It's called "saving + continuing"...-
So, anyway. Replying to reviews you sent me.
-Sure taking a while...-
My opinions are very valid.
-Tee-hee.-
I don't see where you get off saying they aren't.
-Let's see. I'm your enemy. How about that?-
And, let me get this straight. First you have the nerve to call me a guy, but then you call me a HOMOSEXUAL guy? Please, explain your reasoning to me.
-Sure thing: Bishi is homosexual. Technically, by calling you a homosexual guy, I'm saying you're a straight girl and, as a side effect, calling Bishi a homosexual man. =D-
I know I'm not that great of an authoress,
-*nods wisely*-
or a speller.
-I never said anything about your spelling abilities.-
I mention that my fanfics are crap in my profile.
-Do I look like I read your profile?-
I *don't* like your using my review place as a battlefield.
-'Snot me, it's bishi and all them.-
I'd rather add to my review count with people who like my fics.
-Too bad. I'm happy with my 6/10 reviews being retals for you.-
Yeah, I'm thrilled that I have 60 reviews,
-I would be too. Time to go out and make enemies ^_^ *lock and load*-
but I much prefer the ones from people who are either saying that they enjoy my fic
-Too bad.-
or are telling you that you aren't being fair.
-Now that's around half your reviews. And they do a lot of psycho swearing while they're at it.-
And honestly. You shouldn't call my friend a lard-tub,
-Honto? *goes to your fic and reads his review*-
just because she responded to your own writing after you flamed me.
-Nani? She did? *blinku*-
I didn't go call you anything, now did I?
-Yeah but you have other things to do.-
I simply stated you weren't very fair.
-Trying to be civilized in this world of terrorism will get you nowhere.-
Yes, I realize that there are many Duo fangirls,
-You DID mean "too many", right?-
and not enough OZ.
-O_o I was using Random OZzie as an example...-
Personally, my favorite characters are both Wufei and Zechs.
-Good for you.-
But as I said before, you'd have to KNOW Duoet (pronounced Duet) to understand.
-Let's see: She probably doesn't own even 1/4 of the Duo merchandise, she doesn't spend her whole day dreaming about him, she doesn't have him as her wallpaper, she probably doesn't even have his image album (soundtrack). It had better be something REALLY deep.-
And she can't write her own Gundam Wing fanfiction because
-...she is illiterate. I think she'd still do a better job than you.-
her dad has permanent monitoring of the singular computer
-SingLE.-
in their house and he doesn't 'approve' of her watching GW.
-So her obsession only boils down to children rebelling against parents. Figures.-
He thinks its a guy show
-That's actually true. Sotsu intended it to only be a guy show, but they were proved wrong when it came to the US.-
and his daughter shouldn't watch it. She has to hide her Episode Zero manga and diguise her printed fics as homework.
-Her father probably hasn't even seen GW, they wouldn't recognise a fanfic.-
Actually, I'm surprised her dad hasn't found them yet, but I guess she's just lucky.
-No, her father is just thick.-
Duoet is the person who got me started on Gundam Wing fandom.
-...Yet she owns no merchandise whatsoever. *plays with Gundam SeeD stuff*
Before I met her, I thought there was only Mobile Suit Gundam, and I never watched it.
-o_o ...My first series was Victory Gundam, at the same time as Zeta Gundam and Double Zeta... I became a Gundam fan at the age of two.-
(I'm very ashamed of this, but at my first AnimeFEST! I... I asked Scott McNeil what a Duo was... *hides face in embarresment*
-*blinku* 'Sok. I thought the Lakers were golf players once. They're soccer, right?-
Just in case you don't know, he's Duo's American voice actor.
-Obviously, I didn't know that - the ONLY Duo(s) I know are Toshihiko-san (Duo's japanese seiyuu) and the supposed "real Duo".-
But he asked me if I was a Duo fan, because I was getting his autograph since he did Picclo as well, and I'd never heard of GW.
-...Let me get this straight: you went to an anime con with no knowledge of GW, Gravi, Nadesico, GS (not that it was out back then), or any other decent anime, to get the autograph of an american voice actor because he did the voice of a DUBBED Dragonball Z character?-
Looking back, GOD! He must have thought me a freak.
-Me too. I still don't get why you'd want the autograph of an AMERICAN voice actor for a DUBBED Dragonball Z.-
Not that that's entirely untrue... But in a different way.)
-You sure?-
Ah, shoot. Being cut off again. I'll just E-Mail you later. Sorry this was so long.
-No prob. I REALLY don't want to do my damn graphic design assignment.-
]MST of Pannerz Reviews (1 of 2)[
-A note before I begin: I don't intend to offend you by the act of "dissecting" your review, but it's really the only way I can answer all your comments.-
I totally agree with Bishi.
-About...?-
You had NO RIGHT to dis SK on her fic...
-"R&R" is an invitation to "R&F" or just plain "F", you know. I accept flames... And then MST them ^_^-
it is called FANFICTION... meaning the fans can do whatever the heck they want with THEIR fics.
-And so can I ^_^-
Hey, YOU put a character in that DOESN'T EVEN EXIST in the series anymore, so now YOU'RE being
hypocritical, cuz that basically counts as an OC.
-o_O I see your point. But by OC I mean SI, even if SK put her friend in the fic.-
You can't dis her story JUST because of that anyway... at LEAST SHE can write.
-Er... I'm re-reading through chapter 1 of her fic... everything is way too brief. I'm guilty of that too with my recent chapters, but that's because I rushed them. Next chapter should definetly be mroe fleshed out.-
And, no, I'm not nearly as good a fanfic writer as i could be(and at least I can admit it).
-I never talked about you. And I, too, admit I suck at writing fanfics.-
Wouldn't you feel dissed if someone flamed you because you used Quatre as a main character,
JUST because they don't like him?!
-Noo... I respect everyone's opinions... provided they're vaild.-
You'd be doing the same thing we're doing...
-I don't tend to retaliate to flames unless they're REALLY funny like Bishi's or I feel the flamer is intelligent enough to put up a decent F-War.-
u need to repect other peoples work
-I do. Provided it deserves to be. SI fics don't tend to be - mine included.-
so others may repect yours as well...
-I don't care if people respect my work or not. I write to make people laugh and to improve my writing skill. Whether they enjoy my work or not is a problem I need to fix.-
Also, if you don't respect others opinions, expect to be flamed/critized for anything you do that's in your own opinion.
-...I START F-Wars for a reason...-
Oh yeah, the main reason i sent this in is cuz you must not have read the OTHER reviews to Sailor Kirby's story that you reviewed/flamed lately... and that is NOT what I call constructive criticism from you.
-o.o Obviously my criticism can't count as constructive when I'm practically screaming to remove OCs from an OC fic.-
Hope I helped you out...
-Oh yes, you totally cleared my mind and soul... [/sarcasm] ... ...Wait, you DID help me out... I'm supposed to be doing my astronomy assignment; responding to this review REALLY helped clear my mind. Thanks ^_^
]MST of Pannerz Reviews (2 of 2)[
Ya know, I was GOING to go through how unjust
-WU FEI WANNABE! ^_^ *glomps you*
ur "dissecting" of Bishi's review was,
-It's actually "MST". Apparently it stands for "Mystical Space Theater"; it's supposed to be a show where people watch really old movies and make comments. I haven't seen it myself, but I supposed it's good.-
but I'm not. I'll be merciful... cuz I'm cool like dat. *laughs: yeah right...*
-No, you just have other stuff to flame me about.-
Anywayz, after sending my last review, and beginning to write about ur reply to Bishi's review, I missed something: you sent another review. So I stopped my review and read yours. Here's my reply:
-I can't think of any smart-ass comment to make. Reading on now...-
1)"Duo and Duet got married in real life"? As in, real people... I don't understand this.
-As I said, the G-Boys, Duet, Relena and Dorothy are supposed to be based on real people with those names and are supposed to look like them. I'm VERY skeptical, but it kinda makes sense. I have to go to an anime con sometime to see them.-
But it didn't happen in the show! Got it? Good. Glad that's cleared up.
-As with a lot of anime, couplings are only implied for the use of fan service material, or the fangirls/boys would be sad. Obviously they're not going to let people as hot as Duo and Duet get married in the show o_O-
Oh yeah, and you can say "Yeah, they're married" or whatever, but as far as WE know, they're not,
-Read Tori's fic "American Wedding in Kyoyo RNDM"...-
and won't be yet,
-See above...-
so you can't criticize us for pairing him with someone else...
-Everybody makes weird pairings. hell, Quatre (Touma) is married to Mika (I'm talking about Gravitation before you people start flaming me about OCs,) but SOME people *pointed look at Naomi Hunter* decide to pair him with Yuki...-
well you can. Heck, you DID criticize us. But that still doesn't make it right.
-Define "right". Besides, somewhere you told me to respect everyone's opinions. Same to you. :P-
2)"Duet Maxine may have been cut from GW in 1995..." I don't have to go on... Bottom line? She. Was. Cut. Don't criticize us for it. End of story.
-If this was a real-life F-War, you'd probably keep repeating "End of story." while I defend myself with "See 13 lines above" and "An OVA with Duet in it is IN THE MAKING, damn you!"-
3)"...GW fangirls need to get a life." ALL of us?
-Yes. What I mean is the fangirls that are obsessed with Duo, Quatre, Heero, Trowa & Zechs (There aren't enough Wu Fei or Random OZzie fangirls to count as saying "get a life") need to get a life because there are a million superior girls that are equally as obsessed and the fangirls I'm telling to get a life will never get their obsession.-
What about the FANBOYS? You admit that ur hooked on GW, yet don't say anything about you yourself "getting a life"...
-See above. People just obsessed with a series in general are fine, but Trekkies and such spend their whole lives on Star Trek, so they need lives, not GW fangirls/boys. (There isn't enough GW merchandise to spend one's life on.)-
4)"..too many..." Duo fangirls?
-Yes. See two replies above.-
Hey, we like em, so we're gonna say something about it.
-Uh... I don't understand...-
We're not going around saying "we hate Duo-haters".. at least not ALL of us...
-...Duo Fangirls LOVE Duo-haters because that's one less person (out of millions) they have to compete with for Duo.-
sides, I haven't seen any as of yet... but we're gonna like em.
-Wu Fei hates Duo. Not really, but in most stereotyping fics, he does. "but we're gonna like em"? I don't understand.-
Done deal. But if you think there's too many of us, fine. Your opinion. But we'll still be here... :P
-Dude, that sounds so creepy...-
4)Okay, you admit it. You're a hypocrite.
-Hypocrite in that I write SI fanfics.-
Then you say all this other stuff...
-Not pertaining to the SI topic without admittance of hypocrisy...-
since you admitted that, you should apoligize. That's not very hard now, is it?
-No, but I don't like to apologise.-
Oh, and I'm 'sorry' that you're "a mean person by nature" as you said in Chapter 4 of your last updated story,
-Please don't be. It's unnecessary.-
but let's face it: you should still apoligize.
-NEIN.-
I know I must've made SOME spelling/grammar/punctuation mistake SOMEWHERE.
-Grammar: Three.
Punctuation: Three.
Spelling: Two (according to Word, but I swear I saw at least two more.).-
I know that. But I hope I got my point across... BTW, if you plan to dissect this (or something) whatever, it's your story,
-See the bit just before my MST of your review.-
but at least tell me if I got my point across,
-You got your point across. It's that Duet counts as an OC because the GW remix isn't out yet, right?-
or we still have work to do...
-Perhaps you do.-
P.S. I still meant at least "some" of the other review I left... but i'm still not taking it back.
-I don't understand one word of that.-
P.P.S. I know nobody's perfect.
-Heero and Mairyuu (From Gundam SeeD before you accuse me of mentioning an OC!) are. :P-
But if we try to make up for our mistakes,
-I try.-
admit we were wrong,
-I admitted I make SI fanfics.-
and then do something about it,
-It isn't my fault I write OC fanfics. I'm not gonna stop writing them and neither is SK. :P-
I bet we can come pretty close to it.
-Close to perfection? *looks in mirror* *looks at sub-perfect test scores* ...Not gonna happen.-
]Yume Keki - MST-type[
:P I don't give a damn either.
-I thought you're like, 9 years old? Quite a potty-mouth you are. Are you Mariemaia?-
Bird pie is YUCKY!
-Damn straight. Isn't it a synonym for bird-shit?-
You need to taste kangaroo pie. Now that's yummy.
-...No comment. As a general, kangaroo meat is too tough for me. I'll stick to turkey.-
50 chapters? ;-;.
-It'll be probably 150, considering it takes 3 chapters to cover an episode... o_O-
I'll never be able to write a fanfic.
-You did, didn't you? That insane CCS fic about Syaoran the cow?-
I've got a plot, but I can't put it into a story, ya know?
-See above.-
If you get more flames, please answer them.
-Lookie what I did this chapter.-
My biggest weak point is the pity I feel for others.
-o_O How the fuck did you change from one topic to another so fast? Even I can't keep track.-
Though, it doesn't mean I don't enjoy the bashing of pathetic flamers.
-Well, at least you came back to the topic of flamers.-
At least it proves they aren't TOO lazy, because they can press the damn button and flame. I really do pity them.
-I hope you also pity da foo', or Mr.T is gonna come knockin'. NOTE: I actually have no idea who Mr. T is other than the fact he pities fools.-
Please continue, while I am Sane/Evil (my split personalities are Sane, Evil and Insane, incase you wanted to know)
-Uh... don't you mean "personality attributes" or just "moods"? Don't use words you don't know.-
-Oh, and one more note, I was reading your profile, and it's SOOOOOOOO obvious that by "*I'm not gonna say it*" you mean yaoi. o_O Yaoi lemons are wrong, but 1x2, 3x4, 1x3, 2x5 and 1x5 are really cute... but only at shounen-ai level. And Kira x Mwu can go as far as they like as far as I'm concerned. *nods wisely*-
]Kouhikouryuu[
No, it's just that merely reading your jokes made me catch your stupid. (And before I get called an idiot for bad grammar, apparently it was an insult off Pokemon. I guess they were making fun of those super-craptastic fansubs from hong kong? o_O *giggles at super-craptastic Gundam SeeD hong-kong fansubs) Oh, and yes, we are all "so full of hate", wherever that quote came from.
]Sailor Kirby - MST-type[
I would just like to say I'm sorry that Bishi attacked you.
-'Snot your fault.-
I don't even know the freak,
-Can I PLEASE forward that statement to him? PLEASE? *puppy dog eyes*-
but he's been hanging around one of my fanfics. He's quite scary...
-I'm positive I made a statement about that in my last chapter...-
But I'm sorry, He really shouldn't have done that.
-Again, 'snot your fault.-
FYI, I'm a GIRL. You called me a guy several times, and I don't apperciate that.
-=D Sorry, but I tend to manipulate people to make it look like my insult targets are homosexual.-
I'd like to see the OVA series if it will have Duet in it.
-It WILL have Duet in it, the only thing is if Tori was telling the truth about it. And I swear I will massacre ALL of Sotsu if they seriously make Deathscythe so ugly and grey and orange... But the boots were cool ^_^ In case you're curious about it, I'm sending you (via email) some lineart of the gundams from the OVA. WING IS SOOO SEXY IN THE OVA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111one ^_^-
But my friend's name isn't really Duoet.
-Phew.-
She made that up, even if it's not very original.
-Damn straight.-
And once more I'd like to say that you would have to know her to understand the reason behind the madness.
-Okay, either she actually owns EVERY single piece of Duo merchandise (and that's impossible because Yamato (of Heero Is Not Toast) is the ONLY person on earth that has Duo Plush) or there's some kind of conspiracy going on, but I'm totally positive that there's no way she's the world's biggest Duo fan.-
If you'd like to talk more, I'll take you up on your offer and E-Mail you.
-I'll talk, but don't go stressing out trying to get those e-mails out on time. I'm screwed for time as it is. Just send 'em when you can.-
My E-Mail is Demon_Bunny4@Hotmail.com, so please don't delete it as soon as it pops up.
-I don't tend to. Even junk mail hangs around my inbox for up to 2 days.-
]Fuck You![
Obviously, she's a girl. I'm not really sure if even someone as gay as Quatre would prance around with a BSSM + Kirby name. Come to think about it, I'm not sure if Quatre would even want to associate himself with Kirby. And Quatre is actually 100% queer. At least for now.
]Ya-yuki[
I just covered this - I know she's a girl, I just wanted to make Bishi sound homosexual.
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To Be Continued
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Bishounen Senshi Gundam Wing: Phase Shift Remix
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Chapter 04: Who's Yo Momma?! Who's da BAD GUY?!
A/N: Yes, I DO realize I missed out on a large amount of the series just then, but I didn't feel it was important.
A/N: I haven't updated in like a month. It's all exam's fault. I'll be back to normal schedule soon.
(cut to a random road)
Heero: *drives along in his ambulance, and obviously couldn't be screwed repairing it because the doors are still broken, and nobody else on the road gives a shit* *sings*
"RIDIN' ALONG IN MY AUTOMOBILE"
Random Schmuck who we didn't see Heero stab awhile ago: *passes Heero on his motorcycle*
"MY BABY BESIDE ME AT THE WHEEL"
Heero: *glares at Random Schmuck, swerves around and runs him over for good measure*
"I STOLE A KISS AT THE TURN OF A MILE"
Heero: ^_^ *turns around and goes where he was supposed to, satisfied at Random Schmuck's crippled-ness*
"MY CURIOSITY RUNNIN' WILD..."
(cut to Relena's party [of which Heero ripped up the invitation ^_^])
Relena's Groupies: *swooning over nobody in particular*
Relena: *making out with Duet, Hilde AND Dorothy in the corner, nobody seems to notice*
Director [Off-stage]: *intently watching the door for Random Schmuck*
Relena: *stares at her watch* Oh shit, I hafta go! HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111one *runs off* Don't come looking for me if I get lost or shot or something!!!!!!!1111111111one
Relena's Groupies + Parents: o_O
Duet + Hilde + Dorothy: *shrug* *go back to making out... without Relena*
(cut to wherever Relena's running to)
Overly Obsessed Gundam Wing Fanboy: But Random Schmuck didn't tell you that Heero was driving an ambulance to the military base in this super-craptastic version of Gundam Wing by this weirdo that claims to be Quatre doped up on ZERO, unlike the original done by the great Hajime Yatate, where you WERE told by Random Schmuck!
Relena: Were you in the original GW?
OOGWF: Uhm... no...
Relena: Well then, will you get out of this one?
OOGWF: NEVER!!!!!!!!!11111111111one
Relena: *sighs* PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111one
Pagan: *salutes and drives over OOGWF* *reverses back over him* *continues until OOGFW is totally flat* *it takes a long time, for it turns out OOGWF was actually very fat*
Relena: *gets in the pink limo*
Pagan: *drives off to the military base*
(cut to the military base)
Heero: *drives up and all sorts of things explode*
Random OZzies: *die*
Random OZzie Captain: *sees Heero's ambulance* MEDICS! GEt those casualities outta here! ...Medics? *looks over*
Heero's ambulance: *is empty*
Heero: *tiptoeing past the captain and giggling*
(cut to the torpedo room)
Heero: *beats a few people up and steals 3 torpedoes, somehow pulling them up to the surface of a sub despite it being a base he attacked not a sub o_O*
Relena: *runs in* HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111111111111one
Heero: ...*acting as if he's at a rave* *shouts* YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?????????????????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111one
Relena: *gasp* Heero, what are you doing?!
Heero: ...Stealing torpedoes to blow up my Gundam despite the fact I shouldn't really know it's going to pop up?
Relena: *gasp* Those are torpedoes, aren't they, Heero?! I can tell!
Heero: ...You're a fast one, aren't you?
Relena: *gasp* Heero! KISS ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111111one
Heero: ...No. Go to hell, bitch. *pulls his gun at Relena*
Relena: *gasp*
Duo: *appears and points a gun at Heero* Hey! What do you think you're doing?!
Relena: *gasp*
Duo: *turns to Relena* ARGH! MY EYES! TOO... UGLY!!!!!!!!1111111111one *points gun at Relena and shoots*
Relena: *gasp* HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111one
Duo's bullet: *sees Relena* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!!!!!!!!111111111one It's too ugly and repulsive... I mustn't allow this metal to be defiled... *pulls up and hits Heero*
Heero: *drops his gun* Argh! You son of a bith bullet!
Relena: *gasp* HEEEERO!!!!!!111111one NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!111111111one Why'd you take the bullet for me?!!!!!!!!!111one
Heero: *deathglares at Duo*
Duo: Hey! Since when was I the bad guy here?! I tried to kill HER!
Heero: ... I'll do it...
Duo: *blindly aims at Relena again*
Heero: ...myself! *jumps to grab his gun*
Duo: *shoots*
Duo's Bullet #2: AAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!111111111one TOO UGLY! *swerves WAY off and hits Heero in the leg*
Heero: YOU BASTARD!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111one
Relena: *gasp* HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEROOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111one
Relena's scream: *hits the launch button for the torps*
Torpedoes: *launch and hit Wing & Deathscythe which have just popped up*
Duo: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111one YOU STUPID BITCH!!!!!!!!!1111111111one *shoots blindly at Relena*
Relena: *gasp* *little girl scream*
Relena's scream: *hits Heero and sends him flying into the ocean*
Zer0Kataru: Mwaha! I have finally updated in like 3 weeks! Ph33r me!
Email response o_O to "Duoet & Cunobaby"
Duoet:
1. I am Duoet!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
-Ohayo, bakayarou. ^_^-
2. You are an evil meanie.
-Arigato gozaimasu, bakayarou ^_^-
3. Sailor Kirby is a girl!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
-I realize that, bakayarou.-
4.That is my name.
-What is, bakayarou?-
5. I think...
-Well that's a first, bakayarou.-
6. You have no right to flame my friend.
-She wrote "R&R". I did so. Except I deleted the first "r" and replaced the scond with "f" ^_^-
7. I did not know there was a duet!!!!!!!!!
-That's because all you do is sit around and blabber on about "duo being yours forever" without actually reading the facts.-
8. You are evil!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
-ARIGATO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111111one ^_^-
9. Since when is Quatre on dope???!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
-He isn't. He's doped up on ZERO. "doped up" is a figure of speech to say "drugged up", just like the drug "acid" isn't actually acid. o_O When I was telling my friends about what happened when I took it last month they were like "was it hydrochloric?" and I was confused until I realized they thought I literally drank acid. o_O-
10. You are a complete @$$.
-^_^ I love it how retards like you censor stuff-
Happy thoughts,
-Happy thoughts are evil...-
Meagan C.
Cunobaby:
Hello!!!!!!!!! How are you? Oh... wait a minute... I don't CARE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
-That hurts. But I gues sit makes sense; I don't even know who you are ^_^-
How dare you insult my friend. She is so much better than you could ever hope to be!
-At...?-
Why do you go around and insult people you don't know anything about?!?
-Why are you?-
My friend Mai-Mai
-Whoozat?-
is SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO much better than you!!!
-At what?-
Oh, and in case you were wondering, SK is a GIRL!!!!!
-Why would I be wondering? Look at 99% of my MSTs here.-
Course, you probabably heard that about a thousand times already,
-*gasp* the first person who realizes everyone else is stating teh obvious*
but I really don't care. And by the way, you're fics aren't that good.
-I never said they were ^^-
I would put this in a review, so that the whole world would be able to see it, but the stupid computer won't let me review!! (darn stupid scrap metal!).
-It's okay, I'm letting the whole world see it now.-
But I really musn't waste anymore precious time talking to such an incompetent moron as you.
-Incompetent at...?-
Good day sir! Best wishes in the future!
-From you, that's more like a curse.-
~~~Cunobaby~~~
^_^
P.S. I have a few last words for you:
-Could you PLEASE take out "for you" so you're dying? PLEASE?-
1. You are an incompetent (take your pick of the following):
numskull (is actually in the dictionary), nincompoop (same), fool,
buffoon, retardate, imbecile.
-I'll take fool. I actually don't have any logic ^_^-
2. You should shut up, you sound smarter that way.
-Now here's where I'm a million times superior to you: I actually acknowledge when I'm being a hypocrite.-
3. Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
-Uh...-
4. Hisssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
-...-
5. Evil meanie!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
-That's a compliment.-
6. Now we will all poke you with STICKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
-...How...?-
7. ....and I shall whack you over the head with the Amazing Gold Mallet of Doom (TM)!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
-Again, how?-
-SUPAA SPECIAL NOTE: You are the first people to ever flame me that have no point at all! Even people who randomly spam me with flames saying "you suck" are more intelligent than you ^_^-
Replies to Reviews! ^_^
]SUPAA SPECIAL MST of Choad Muncher's Flame ^_^[
YOU FREAKN' BAKA MONO
-One: you misspelt "freaking", and the closest japanese word to "mono" is "nimo"...-
NO BAKA YEARO!
-Two: You misspelt "yarou", and "bakayarou" is ONE word, idiot.-
LEAVE SAILOR KIRBY ALONE!
-NEIN.-
If you think you can judge Fics when you haven't even read the whole Fic isn't right...
-I read it all until I saw the OC... her writing style was waaaay too brief. My flame was legitimate.-
I mean you didn't even read SK's Fic all the way, YOU CAN'T FLAME OR JUDGE!
-Yes I can...-
On a writing scale of 1-100, 1 being lowest and 100 being highest, SK is 100
-Obviously, then, you haven't read any of Tori Yuki Ichimura's fics, or "Swapping Souls".
while you are LOWER than 1!
-...Despite the face it's got a minimum of one... I question your maths skills.-
And about the war...*takes out voodoo doll of Zer0 and sticks a few pins in it*I don't think you're going to win...
-Dude, voodoo is all fake shit. And seeing how all of Pannerz & SK's flames seem so pacifistic and how Bishi is all torn up on how I twisted his words, the ONLY way you americans stand a chance of winning World War II-2 is if you're like one of those idiot jocks that keep replying to everything I say with "what's that? you're gay?" despite that fact my words are sorta making their brains explode...-
]SUPAA SPECIAL MST of Sailor Kirby's Flame ^_^[
Umm, yeah, I have time to write now. I've been cut off every time before.
-It's called "saving + continuing"...-
So, anyway. Replying to reviews you sent me.
-Sure taking a while...-
My opinions are very valid.
-Tee-hee.-
I don't see where you get off saying they aren't.
-Let's see. I'm your enemy. How about that?-
And, let me get this straight. First you have the nerve to call me a guy, but then you call me a HOMOSEXUAL guy? Please, explain your reasoning to me.
-Sure thing: Bishi is homosexual. Technically, by calling you a homosexual guy, I'm saying you're a straight girl and, as a side effect, calling Bishi a homosexual man. =D-
I know I'm not that great of an authoress,
-*nods wisely*-
or a speller.
-I never said anything about your spelling abilities.-
I mention that my fanfics are crap in my profile.
-Do I look like I read your profile?-
I *don't* like your using my review place as a battlefield.
-'Snot me, it's bishi and all them.-
I'd rather add to my review count with people who like my fics.
-Too bad. I'm happy with my 6/10 reviews being retals for you.-
Yeah, I'm thrilled that I have 60 reviews,
-I would be too. Time to go out and make enemies ^_^ *lock and load*-
but I much prefer the ones from people who are either saying that they enjoy my fic
-Too bad.-
or are telling you that you aren't being fair.
-Now that's around half your reviews. And they do a lot of psycho swearing while they're at it.-
And honestly. You shouldn't call my friend a lard-tub,
-Honto? *goes to your fic and reads his review*-
just because she responded to your own writing after you flamed me.
-Nani? She did? *blinku*-
I didn't go call you anything, now did I?
-Yeah but you have other things to do.-
I simply stated you weren't very fair.
-Trying to be civilized in this world of terrorism will get you nowhere.-
Yes, I realize that there are many Duo fangirls,
-You DID mean "too many", right?-
and not enough OZ.
-O_o I was using Random OZzie as an example...-
Personally, my favorite characters are both Wufei and Zechs.
-Good for you.-
But as I said before, you'd have to KNOW Duoet (pronounced Duet) to understand.
-Let's see: She probably doesn't own even 1/4 of the Duo merchandise, she doesn't spend her whole day dreaming about him, she doesn't have him as her wallpaper, she probably doesn't even have his image album (soundtrack). It had better be something REALLY deep.-
And she can't write her own Gundam Wing fanfiction because
-...she is illiterate. I think she'd still do a better job than you.-
her dad has permanent monitoring of the singular computer
-SingLE.-
in their house and he doesn't 'approve' of her watching GW.
-So her obsession only boils down to children rebelling against parents. Figures.-
He thinks its a guy show
-That's actually true. Sotsu intended it to only be a guy show, but they were proved wrong when it came to the US.-
and his daughter shouldn't watch it. She has to hide her Episode Zero manga and diguise her printed fics as homework.
-Her father probably hasn't even seen GW, they wouldn't recognise a fanfic.-
Actually, I'm surprised her dad hasn't found them yet, but I guess she's just lucky.
-No, her father is just thick.-
Duoet is the person who got me started on Gundam Wing fandom.
-...Yet she owns no merchandise whatsoever. *plays with Gundam SeeD stuff*
Before I met her, I thought there was only Mobile Suit Gundam, and I never watched it.
-o_o ...My first series was Victory Gundam, at the same time as Zeta Gundam and Double Zeta... I became a Gundam fan at the age of two.-
(I'm very ashamed of this, but at my first AnimeFEST! I... I asked Scott McNeil what a Duo was... *hides face in embarresment*
-*blinku* 'Sok. I thought the Lakers were golf players once. They're soccer, right?-
Just in case you don't know, he's Duo's American voice actor.
-Obviously, I didn't know that - the ONLY Duo(s) I know are Toshihiko-san (Duo's japanese seiyuu) and the supposed "real Duo".-
But he asked me if I was a Duo fan, because I was getting his autograph since he did Picclo as well, and I'd never heard of GW.
-...Let me get this straight: you went to an anime con with no knowledge of GW, Gravi, Nadesico, GS (not that it was out back then), or any other decent anime, to get the autograph of an american voice actor because he did the voice of a DUBBED Dragonball Z character?-
Looking back, GOD! He must have thought me a freak.
-Me too. I still don't get why you'd want the autograph of an AMERICAN voice actor for a DUBBED Dragonball Z.-
Not that that's entirely untrue... But in a different way.)
-You sure?-
Ah, shoot. Being cut off again. I'll just E-Mail you later. Sorry this was so long.
-No prob. I REALLY don't want to do my damn graphic design assignment.-
]MST of Pannerz Reviews (1 of 2)[
-A note before I begin: I don't intend to offend you by the act of "dissecting" your review, but it's really the only way I can answer all your comments.-
I totally agree with Bishi.
-About...?-
You had NO RIGHT to dis SK on her fic...
-"R&R" is an invitation to "R&F" or just plain "F", you know. I accept flames... And then MST them ^_^-
it is called FANFICTION... meaning the fans can do whatever the heck they want with THEIR fics.
-And so can I ^_^-
Hey, YOU put a character in that DOESN'T EVEN EXIST in the series anymore, so now YOU'RE being
hypocritical, cuz that basically counts as an OC.
-o_O I see your point. But by OC I mean SI, even if SK put her friend in the fic.-
You can't dis her story JUST because of that anyway... at LEAST SHE can write.
-Er... I'm re-reading through chapter 1 of her fic... everything is way too brief. I'm guilty of that too with my recent chapters, but that's because I rushed them. Next chapter should definetly be mroe fleshed out.-
And, no, I'm not nearly as good a fanfic writer as i could be(and at least I can admit it).
-I never talked about you. And I, too, admit I suck at writing fanfics.-
Wouldn't you feel dissed if someone flamed you because you used Quatre as a main character,
JUST because they don't like him?!
-Noo... I respect everyone's opinions... provided they're vaild.-
You'd be doing the same thing we're doing...
-I don't tend to retaliate to flames unless they're REALLY funny like Bishi's or I feel the flamer is intelligent enough to put up a decent F-War.-
u need to repect other peoples work
-I do. Provided it deserves to be. SI fics don't tend to be - mine included.-
so others may repect yours as well...
-I don't care if people respect my work or not. I write to make people laugh and to improve my writing skill. Whether they enjoy my work or not is a problem I need to fix.-
Also, if you don't respect others opinions, expect to be flamed/critized for anything you do that's in your own opinion.
-...I START F-Wars for a reason...-
Oh yeah, the main reason i sent this in is cuz you must not have read the OTHER reviews to Sailor Kirby's story that you reviewed/flamed lately... and that is NOT what I call constructive criticism from you.
-o.o Obviously my criticism can't count as constructive when I'm practically screaming to remove OCs from an OC fic.-
Hope I helped you out...
-Oh yes, you totally cleared my mind and soul... [/sarcasm] ... ...Wait, you DID help me out... I'm supposed to be doing my astronomy assignment; responding to this review REALLY helped clear my mind. Thanks ^_^
]MST of Pannerz Reviews (2 of 2)[
Ya know, I was GOING to go through how unjust
-WU FEI WANNABE! ^_^ *glomps you*
ur "dissecting" of Bishi's review was,
-It's actually "MST". Apparently it stands for "Mystical Space Theater"; it's supposed to be a show where people watch really old movies and make comments. I haven't seen it myself, but I supposed it's good.-
but I'm not. I'll be merciful... cuz I'm cool like dat. *laughs: yeah right...*
-No, you just have other stuff to flame me about.-
Anywayz, after sending my last review, and beginning to write about ur reply to Bishi's review, I missed something: you sent another review. So I stopped my review and read yours. Here's my reply:
-I can't think of any smart-ass comment to make. Reading on now...-
1)"Duo and Duet got married in real life"? As in, real people... I don't understand this.
-As I said, the G-Boys, Duet, Relena and Dorothy are supposed to be based on real people with those names and are supposed to look like them. I'm VERY skeptical, but it kinda makes sense. I have to go to an anime con sometime to see them.-
But it didn't happen in the show! Got it? Good. Glad that's cleared up.
-As with a lot of anime, couplings are only implied for the use of fan service material, or the fangirls/boys would be sad. Obviously they're not going to let people as hot as Duo and Duet get married in the show o_O-
Oh yeah, and you can say "Yeah, they're married" or whatever, but as far as WE know, they're not,
-Read Tori's fic "American Wedding in Kyoyo RNDM"...-
and won't be yet,
-See above...-
so you can't criticize us for pairing him with someone else...
-Everybody makes weird pairings. hell, Quatre (Touma) is married to Mika (I'm talking about Gravitation before you people start flaming me about OCs,) but SOME people *pointed look at Naomi Hunter* decide to pair him with Yuki...-
well you can. Heck, you DID criticize us. But that still doesn't make it right.
-Define "right". Besides, somewhere you told me to respect everyone's opinions. Same to you. :P-
2)"Duet Maxine may have been cut from GW in 1995..." I don't have to go on... Bottom line? She. Was. Cut. Don't criticize us for it. End of story.
-If this was a real-life F-War, you'd probably keep repeating "End of story." while I defend myself with "See 13 lines above" and "An OVA with Duet in it is IN THE MAKING, damn you!"-
3)"...GW fangirls need to get a life." ALL of us?
-Yes. What I mean is the fangirls that are obsessed with Duo, Quatre, Heero, Trowa & Zechs (There aren't enough Wu Fei or Random OZzie fangirls to count as saying "get a life") need to get a life because there are a million superior girls that are equally as obsessed and the fangirls I'm telling to get a life will never get their obsession.-
What about the FANBOYS? You admit that ur hooked on GW, yet don't say anything about you yourself "getting a life"...
-See above. People just obsessed with a series in general are fine, but Trekkies and such spend their whole lives on Star Trek, so they need lives, not GW fangirls/boys. (There isn't enough GW merchandise to spend one's life on.)-
4)"..too many..." Duo fangirls?
-Yes. See two replies above.-
Hey, we like em, so we're gonna say something about it.
-Uh... I don't understand...-
We're not going around saying "we hate Duo-haters".. at least not ALL of us...
-...Duo Fangirls LOVE Duo-haters because that's one less person (out of millions) they have to compete with for Duo.-
sides, I haven't seen any as of yet... but we're gonna like em.
-Wu Fei hates Duo. Not really, but in most stereotyping fics, he does. "but we're gonna like em"? I don't understand.-
Done deal. But if you think there's too many of us, fine. Your opinion. But we'll still be here... :P
-Dude, that sounds so creepy...-
4)Okay, you admit it. You're a hypocrite.
-Hypocrite in that I write SI fanfics.-
Then you say all this other stuff...
-Not pertaining to the SI topic without admittance of hypocrisy...-
since you admitted that, you should apoligize. That's not very hard now, is it?
-No, but I don't like to apologise.-
Oh, and I'm 'sorry' that you're "a mean person by nature" as you said in Chapter 4 of your last updated story,
-Please don't be. It's unnecessary.-
but let's face it: you should still apoligize.
-NEIN.-
I know I must've made SOME spelling/grammar/punctuation mistake SOMEWHERE.
-Grammar: Three.
Punctuation: Three.
Spelling: Two (according to Word, but I swear I saw at least two more.).-
I know that. But I hope I got my point across... BTW, if you plan to dissect this (or something) whatever, it's your story,
-See the bit just before my MST of your review.-
but at least tell me if I got my point across,
-You got your point across. It's that Duet counts as an OC because the GW remix isn't out yet, right?-
or we still have work to do...
-Perhaps you do.-
P.S. I still meant at least "some" of the other review I left... but i'm still not taking it back.
-I don't understand one word of that.-
P.P.S. I know nobody's perfect.
-Heero and Mairyuu (From Gundam SeeD before you accuse me of mentioning an OC!) are. :P-
But if we try to make up for our mistakes,
-I try.-
admit we were wrong,
-I admitted I make SI fanfics.-
and then do something about it,
-It isn't my fault I write OC fanfics. I'm not gonna stop writing them and neither is SK. :P-
I bet we can come pretty close to it.
-Close to perfection? *looks in mirror* *looks at sub-perfect test scores* ...Not gonna happen.-
]Yume Keki - MST-type[
:P I don't give a damn either.
-I thought you're like, 9 years old? Quite a potty-mouth you are. Are you Mariemaia?-
Bird pie is YUCKY!
-Damn straight. Isn't it a synonym for bird-shit?-
You need to taste kangaroo pie. Now that's yummy.
-...No comment. As a general, kangaroo meat is too tough for me. I'll stick to turkey.-
50 chapters? ;-;.
-It'll be probably 150, considering it takes 3 chapters to cover an episode... o_O-
I'll never be able to write a fanfic.
-You did, didn't you? That insane CCS fic about Syaoran the cow?-
I've got a plot, but I can't put it into a story, ya know?
-See above.-
If you get more flames, please answer them.
-Lookie what I did this chapter.-
My biggest weak point is the pity I feel for others.
-o_O How the fuck did you change from one topic to another so fast? Even I can't keep track.-
Though, it doesn't mean I don't enjoy the bashing of pathetic flamers.
-Well, at least you came back to the topic of flamers.-
At least it proves they aren't TOO lazy, because they can press the damn button and flame. I really do pity them.
-I hope you also pity da foo', or Mr.T is gonna come knockin'. NOTE: I actually have no idea who Mr. T is other than the fact he pities fools.-
Please continue, while I am Sane/Evil (my split personalities are Sane, Evil and Insane, incase you wanted to know)
-Uh... don't you mean "personality attributes" or just "moods"? Don't use words you don't know.-
-Oh, and one more note, I was reading your profile, and it's SOOOOOOOO obvious that by "*I'm not gonna say it*" you mean yaoi. o_O Yaoi lemons are wrong, but 1x2, 3x4, 1x3, 2x5 and 1x5 are really cute... but only at shounen-ai level. And Kira x Mwu can go as far as they like as far as I'm concerned. *nods wisely*-
]Kouhikouryuu[
No, it's just that merely reading your jokes made me catch your stupid. (And before I get called an idiot for bad grammar, apparently it was an insult off Pokemon. I guess they were making fun of those super-craptastic fansubs from hong kong? o_O *giggles at super-craptastic Gundam SeeD hong-kong fansubs) Oh, and yes, we are all "so full of hate", wherever that quote came from.
]Sailor Kirby - MST-type[
I would just like to say I'm sorry that Bishi attacked you.
-'Snot your fault.-
I don't even know the freak,
-Can I PLEASE forward that statement to him? PLEASE? *puppy dog eyes*-
but he's been hanging around one of my fanfics. He's quite scary...
-I'm positive I made a statement about that in my last chapter...-
But I'm sorry, He really shouldn't have done that.
-Again, 'snot your fault.-
FYI, I'm a GIRL. You called me a guy several times, and I don't apperciate that.
-=D Sorry, but I tend to manipulate people to make it look like my insult targets are homosexual.-
I'd like to see the OVA series if it will have Duet in it.
-It WILL have Duet in it, the only thing is if Tori was telling the truth about it. And I swear I will massacre ALL of Sotsu if they seriously make Deathscythe so ugly and grey and orange... But the boots were cool ^_^ In case you're curious about it, I'm sending you (via email) some lineart of the gundams from the OVA. WING IS SOOO SEXY IN THE OVA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111one ^_^-
But my friend's name isn't really Duoet.
-Phew.-
She made that up, even if it's not very original.
-Damn straight.-
And once more I'd like to say that you would have to know her to understand the reason behind the madness.
-Okay, either she actually owns EVERY single piece of Duo merchandise (and that's impossible because Yamato (of Heero Is Not Toast) is the ONLY person on earth that has Duo Plush) or there's some kind of conspiracy going on, but I'm totally positive that there's no way she's the world's biggest Duo fan.-
If you'd like to talk more, I'll take you up on your offer and E-Mail you.
-I'll talk, but don't go stressing out trying to get those e-mails out on time. I'm screwed for time as it is. Just send 'em when you can.-
My E-Mail is Demon_Bunny4@Hotmail.com, so please don't delete it as soon as it pops up.
-I don't tend to. Even junk mail hangs around my inbox for up to 2 days.-
]Fuck You![
Obviously, she's a girl. I'm not really sure if even someone as gay as Quatre would prance around with a BSSM + Kirby name. Come to think about it, I'm not sure if Quatre would even want to associate himself with Kirby. And Quatre is actually 100% queer. At least for now.
]Ya-yuki[
I just covered this - I know she's a girl, I just wanted to make Bishi sound homosexual.
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To Be Continued
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