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~ Twin Terrors ~

~ Song: "Your Eyes" by: Peter Gabriel

Dumbledore's Hogwarts Reunion
St. Jackson Park
Weasley Table

No longer able to contain her laughter, Molly holds her sides as she shakes. Hermione groans closing her eyes, before opening them up and laughing along with Molly. Soon everyone at the Weasley table was laughing, but Meredith.

"Ugly hag?" hisses Meredith reaching into her robes for her wand. But George and Fred were faster; both men were standing with their wands pointed at her.

"Leave now," snaps George his eyes blazing. After several tense seconds, Meredith huffs as she turns away. "What a troll," states George, looking over to his mother. "What did she say?"

"Oh, nothing much," happily dismisses Molly with a wave of her hand. Leaning down she kisses both Jason and Jacob. "Thank you, that was just what I needed."

"My god," mutters Lee as he approaches the table. His gaze looks over the two young boys. "They're just like Fred and George. I pity the teachers at Hogwarts when they go."

"Come Mini-Me," orders Jason. "We need to investigate our new surroundings. Dr. Evil will be most interested."

"I agree, Mini-Me-Me," suggests Jacob. "I think we should start with that funny looking tent in purple." The two kids look to their mother for permission, after receiving such they rushed off stating that they'll be back in a few minutes.

"Mini-me? Dr. Evil?" questions George.

"It's from a move," informs Harry looking at Hermione

Purple Tent

Rushing up to the tent, the kids listen closely as an old man gives out instructions. He was being overly redundant in his instructions. After hearing what he was saying, Jason and Jacob smirk at each other.

Approaching the man, Jason asks, "How much?"

"Four Galleons," harshly states the man as he glares coldly down at them. Peering at them closer, he narrows his eyes. "Are you related to the Weasley's?"

"Yes Sir," proudly states Jacob. "We're George and Hermione's kids."

Shocked, the man whispers the names over. Shaking his head as if to clear it, he reaches over and pulls out a signal parchment. "This one is on the hose." Scrunching down so that he was eye level, he thoroughly explains to them except what they need to do.

Weasley Table

Hermione watches an old man talking to her kids, jumping when a hand touches her shoulder. Turning her head, Hermione looks into familiar green eyes. Blinking she watches him for a few seconds. "Harry?"

"Yep, the one and only," laughs Harry as they embrace in a tight hug. Unknowingly were being spied upon by two sets of narrow eyes.

Head Table

At the table, Arthur was proudly talking happily with Albus and Severus about his new grandchildren. Even Minerva was bursting with pride. Everyone smiled and greeted Jason and Jacob when they came running and shouting for their grandfather, except Professor Trelawny.

"Grandpa! Grandpa!" they chant as they run towards him. When they get close enough they stop running and start jumping up and down excitedly. "We saw a bid bird! With a chicken head!"

"It was so cool!" shouts Jason waving around a piece of parchment. "We even won some weird looking paper!"

Laughing at their antics, Arthur states, "It's parchment. And the animals name is Buckbeak. Your mother flew on him in her third year."

"Mommy flew the big bird," whispers both boys plainly shocked. Their eyes were almost popping out of their head. "COOL!"

"Hey, Grandpa," asks Jacob holding out the parchment. "How do we spell Weasley?"

"Grandpa," asks Jason. "What's your full name? Is it something weird like Milton?"

"Well, no. My name is Arthur Billus Weasley " says Arthur taking the parchment. Unrolling it, he lays it down on the table as Jason and Jacob flanking him climb up onto the bench looking down. "Ah…does anyone have a Traveling Quill?"

"A what?" asks Jason as Minerva hands over her quill. "We have a pen. Does that help?" The twins watch in avid fascination when Arthur uses the quill to write out his full name. "It's just like a pen! It just looks fancier."

"You two can play with my quill," happily offers Minerva when the twins take to examining it. "But," she says in her sternest voice. "You have to remember to return it."

"Thank you, very much. You sound just like our mother," compliments Jason. "Let's go show Grandma!" Jumping down, they barely wave as they go running towards Molly shouting her name.

"Goodness," mutters Minerva. "They're very well mannered." Severus snickers as he watches them go. "Yes, and they're ten times as sneaky as their father was on his best day. True Slytherins"

"What makes you say that," questions Albus. Severus only smirks looking positively gleeful.

Weasley Table

"Grandma!" shouts both Jason and Jacob as they bound towards her. Jumping onto the benches, out of breath they unroll their parchment. Happily they point to Arthur's name. "Grandpa singed!"

"He used this quill thingy!" whispers Jacob holding it out so that she could see.

Looking it over, Molly could see that they were very excited about it. "That was nice of him. Can I sing it?"

"Yes!" they shout turning it over and pointing to a line right next to Arthur's name. "Right here," says Jason as Jacob hands Molly the quill, saying, "You can use this." Molly happily signs her name next to her husbands. When she was done, she received hugs and kisses from both of her grandchildren, making her blush and smile.

"Dad!" exclaims Jacob holding out the quill and parchment. "Want to sign?"

Taking the quill and looking over the parchment, George shrugs his shoulders. "Sure." Writing his name under his father's signature, George hands back the quill. He shows the parchment to Hermione, who takes it from him.

"Ok," states Hermione looking at her kids intently. "I want to know what happened."

"With what?" asks Jason.

"I want to know why Madam Pomfrey had to heal one of you," calmly states Hermione, leaning into George. He wraps an arm around her shoulder, pulling her closer.

"That's easy," dismisses Jacob. "Mom, do you want to sign?"

"Sure," states Hermione taking the quill from Jason. "But I still want to hear what happened."

"Ok fine," huffs Jacob crossing his arms over his chest. "We were playing in the park, when two big burly dolts got into a fight about a quail in a ditch. They got into a fisticuffs! Fisticuffs, mommy, over a quail!"

"Where was the babysitter?" asks Hermione.

"In the back seat of her boyfriends car," answers Jason. "Taking to procreate."

"What?" demands Hermione looking towards Jason, who just shrugs his shoulders. George was struggling not to gap at Jason.

"But mommy," interrupts Jacob waving his arms. "They left their brooms when they were fighting. So we went to investigate. Did you know that those brooms were Firebolts? Wow, are they fast. We were up in the air before we knew it. That's when Jason went down for a nose dive."

"What?" demands Hermione looking over to Jason. As Jason huffs out, "I'm fine! Just fine, mommy."

"Who the bloody hell would leave their brooms unattended?" hisses Hermione.

"Mom," whines Jason pointing to the parchment. "Are you going to sign?"

Hitting the table with his hands, Jacob looks at his mother. "You're not listening! I'm not telling you any more!" Huffing Jacob glares at his mother before pouting. Hastily signing the parchment, Hermione gives Jacob her full attention as Jason rolls up the parchment.

"Jason landed at the table over there," states Jacob pointing to the teacher's table.

"ATTENTION EVERYONE!"

"Who was that?" asks Jason jumping a little.

"That was Lee," laughs George while pointing to him. "He's in charge of something today."

"FOR THOSE WHO HAVE THEIR CONTRACTS SIGNED, THE ACTIVATION WILL BE IN ONE MINUTE."

"Going to see Grandpa! And return the Quill" Jason and Jacob smirk at each other as they dash off. Leaving behind the roll of parchment.

Head Table

"Professor! Your quill," they shouted as they raced towards her. Both looked devilishly delighted. "Thank you so much." They stated when they handed it back. Noticing the expressions on the adult's faces, Jason asks, "What?"

"They so like Fred and George that it's spooky," mutters Professor Sinistra.

"I agree," states Albus looking down at the twins. "What have you two been up too?"

"Nothing much," answers Jacob as Jason answers, "Nothing really."

"JASON!" Hermione screams as George shouts, "JACOB!" The twins laugh, high-five each other.

"Alright," stresses Minerva giving the twins her best no nonsense look. "What did you two do?"

Shrugging their shoulders, they answer, "Nothing, just got out parents married."

Until Later