Part three.....I'm not motivated. My knees hurt, my back is killing me, I can't see the chiro-
practor until Wednesday!!! (today being Sunday) Stupid Memorial day....and my drugs have
yet to kick in. And believe me I took a GOOD dose of them this time. Anyhow, we need
more reviews, frankly, we have no idea where we're going with this, although the gremlins
are not going to just hunt spiders, believe me. They have great plans, and Mohawk may
even make at least one appearence...he and Jeffery are very good friends. About Jumanji....
if we have to tie Pippin to a chair, he is NOT bringing in that game! We have enough trouble
planning the spoof of the movie. Believe me, we've not seen the last of it. There is a big
chance that the game will be played again..BEFORE the spoof of the movie. Pippin will not
be quiet about it and he can always talk someone into it. Keep an eye out during the later
spoofs, because this is, as we said, a BIG chance. Most likely a few of the Marxes will be
talked into it, or another minor character. Aragorn and the other hobbits will not go near it
again, and Ardeth and Carter have too many star roles coming up, and Dave is starring in
the spoof of the movie itself, so he has to do it anyway eventually, so we'll see who Pippin
can sucker into it. He's been dropping comments about wanting to play again. In reguards
to Dave...he has a big part in this, as he's escourting Gorgeous Ponytail Man around the
hospital. So hopefully, he should pop up a lot more often then he did in the other one.
There's no kidnap scenes in this and he CAN be bit and killed, BUT he can only die once of
the venom. When they bring him back...and they would...he cannot be killed by it again.
And rest assured, we're is still trying to get Romano to sell us his soul....*Cassi stares at the
ceiling....with a drunken smile....pills work now....pills work really nice.....^_^*
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CHAPTER THREE: THE GREMLINS REVOLT
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Dave yawned. "Okay, we have another vent....and I know Romano and Corday used this
one a while back." He spoke up to Stripe. They had been walking through the hospital,
floor by floor, and so far, had only found a couple spiders, and none of them were very
helpful in tracking Jeffery.
Stripe nodded and pried the cover from the vent. He then looked both ways to make sure
there were no other people in the hall before changing shape to his gremlin form, and
crawling into the vent.
Atherton sighed, obviously tired. "Let us know what you see." He told the gremlin.
"No, I thought I'd keep it to myself." Stripe quipped, with a throaty laugh.
"So, was it this hard last time?" Dave asked.
Atherton shrugged. "Not really. They had a picture of the main web on the wall at the
Doctor's office." He answered, shaking his head. "I just asked where it was taken."
Dave snickered. "Yeah, that would figure." He remarked.
"What the [heck] is going on here?!" Demanded a voice that could only belong to Kerry
Weaver.
Dave jumped, and turned as Atherton hid the plastic container with the spiders behind his
back. "Chief!" Dave cried. "How's it been?"
Kerry gave a flat look. "Nice try, Dave." She snapped. "Now what is going on here...and
if you even say there's another outbreak of five-year olds, I'm shooting you."
Dave gave a smile. "Umm, no actually, there isn't!" He told her.
"And who are you?" She asked Atherton.
He smiled. "Dr. James Atherton." He answered, cooly. "I was called here by a Dr. Romano,
to help with a rather small problem....nothing too serious."
"So you're a Doctor?" Weaver remarked, raising an eyebrow.
"That's generally what the title implies." Dave smirked.
"And what is your background?" Weaver asked, sounding suspicious.
"FOUND ONE!" Stripe called from the vent.
"What is that?" Kerry asked with narrowed eyes.
Stripe stretched his arm out, holding the spider by its leg. "Better open the container. He's
struggling really good. Darn thing already bit me twice!" He muttered.
Atherton quickly opened the top long enough for Stripe to dump the spider in, and Weaver's
mouth nearly hit the floor as the gremlin climbed out of the vent. "Who's that?" Stripe
asked, motioning to Kerry. "She looks evil."
Dave burst out laughing.
"I'm looking for an explaination." Kerry demanded.
Stripe changed back to human form and gave her a flat look. "And I'm looking for spiders."
He informed her. "Why don't you go look somewhere else?" He turned to Atherton.
"There's nothing in there, but a few balloons. You don't mind if I grabbed them, do you?"
"Nah, help yourself." Dave answered, leading them away from Weaver, who was still
glaring. "I don't think Romano was going to use them anymore."
Kerry stared after the group, and shook her head. "I think Robert has some explaining to
do." She muttered, heading in the direction of the ER.
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In Trauma One, Romano, Elizabeth, and Carter were trying to bring back the dead people,
who now numbered up to ten. Irene had showed up to grow a dollar tree, and Cassi and
Sven were now paying off the people who had come in with captured spiders, that they had
managed to find a few aquariums for.
"I think there's a problem!" Gallant yelled from the main desk.
"How big?" Cassi called back.
"Kovac is dead!" Gallant answered. "He just got bit!"
Sven shook her head. "That's not Kovac!" She informed him. "It's just his clone. Luka
had a breakdown a while back and he's been taking a break on our set. I'll have someone
call in the real one."
"What happened?" Romano asked from where he had just finished another bite victim.
"Kovac's clone just dropped dead." Cassi replied, with a shrug. "We'll call the real one in."
"His clone?" Elizabeth questioned.
"Um, yeah, he's been with us for a while." Sven told them. "He was really going through a
bad stretch, and needed a vacation.....much like someone else we know."
Romano rolled his eyes. "Not now, okay?" He answered, with a tired look. "Argue with
me later about it."
Elizabeth looked over at him, with a surprised stare. She had not been told about our
suggestions for Romano to leave. "Robert?"
Romano looked over at her, knowing what she was thinking. "Later." He mouthed, with a
pleading look.
Elizabeth nodded, and moved on to the next body.
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In the main Admit area, Weaver had just entered.....needless to say, she did not look happy.
"Okay, who's going to tell me what's going on and why we have gremlins loose in this
building?!" She shouted. Before she got an answer, she was greeted with a small gremlin in
a trenchcoat. The gremlin looked up at her, and opened his coat, flashing her.
"Uhhh, I'll get that." Gallant cut in, grabbing the gremlin, and escourting him away.
Weaver watched him carry the offending gremlin off, before she approached Susan. "I don't
suppose you know where Robert is." She spoke up.
Susan jumped at the sound of her voice. "Kerry!" She exclaimed. "I didn't see you."
"That's obvious." Kerry remarked. "What's going on?"
Susan sighed. "Romano's in Trauma One with Cassi, Sven, Carter and Corday....and a few
others." She answered. "We....have a small problem."
"What problem?" Weaver demanded. "And if Cassi and Sven have something to do with
this, please tell me now."
Susan gave a guilty look. "Well, this wasn't their faults....but they ARE doing all they can
to stop it." She answered, honestly.
"Does it have something to do with the gremlins?" Kerry asked, pointing at two gremlins,
who were riding a wheelchair through the ER, singing. One was holding a spider in his
claws.
"Ummm, actually, the gremlins are helping us out." Susan explained. "Although I guess
they got distracted."
Kerry frowned, and then paled as Gallant came by with a very dead Kovac on a gurney.
"Oh my God, what happened?" She whispered.
Susan turned to look. "He got bit." She explained.
"Bit by what?!" Kerry cried, almost hysterical.
"A spider." Abby informed her, walking over. "But it was his clone and the real one is on
his way in now."
"A spider...." Kerry mused, remembering the spiders the gremlins had been holding. "Where
is Robert?" She demanded.
"Trauma One." Abby answered. "With Corday and Carter, bringing back the dead people."
Kerry turned and ran for the Trauma room, where she found Romano sitting on a table,
swallowing a couple pills. "Okay Robert, what is going on?!"
Romano looked up and groaned. "Ahh, [darn]...we were hoping you'd get bit first." He
muttered.
Cassi turned from the gremlin she had just given a hundred dollar bill to. "Aww, crap. She
found us."
"I found Dave and whoever that other Dr. is." Kerry informed them.
"Dr. A." Cassi answered. "He's the spider doctor. He's here to help catch them."
"Catch them?" Kerry promted.
Corday rolled her eyes. "Jeffery's in the building and he's already mulitiplied." She replied,
sitting down for a break. "We don't know how he got here, or how long he's been here, but
we've had about 12 deaths now and the total keeps going up."
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Okay, this is where I stopped yesterday. We'll continue after my gripe session. Where are
our reviews? We want reviews....we're not motivated.....okay....we're going to make this
funnier. We borrowed a bunch of stuff off Mark Lowry's website and we'll be using it at
various places in the current spoofs....including this one. And you wanna know what will
REALLY kill these people? We're the Authors. We know where the nest is already, and
the gremlins were NOT brought in for help. Stripe knows this, as does Mohawk, who IS
in the building....as the two are both leaders and work together....anyways, what do we learn
from this? The last thing you want to hear your surgeon say is, "Gretel! Gretel, BAD DOG!
Come back with that!" Sorry, couldn't help it. This concludes this insanity break.
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Just then, Abby stuck her head into the room. "Umm, there's a problem." She announced.
Nobody turned, as they were so busy with their arguments with Weaver.
Abby sighed. "Hey MOM AND DAD!!!!" She shouted.
Romano and Corday turned to look at her. "WHAT?!" They cried in unison.
"You people might want to get out here and have a talk with Ardeth, because he just came in
with Aragorn, Dr. Greene, Lucy Knight, and Betsy." She informed them.
"He WHAT?!" Weaver exploded. "Mark and Lucy are NOT supposed to be in here! Do
they have any idea what they're DOING?!"
"Who the [heck] cares about Greene and Lucy?!" Romano exclaimed. "We cannot have
BETSY in the building! Now we not only have to worry about killer spiders, but we have
AFRICAN MOTABA, TOO!"
"Hey, don't blame us." Sven defended. "We brought the gremlins, not the monkey."
Carter grinned. "Ardeth's here!" He cheered, bouncing out the trauma room door.
Romano turned to Cassi. "You did this on purpose." He remarked, flatly.
"I did not." Cassi shot back. "We didn't plan it at all......we're just using it to our advantage."
Romano shook his head in disgust. "I think I need some sugar." He stated. "I'll be out in
the Ambulance Bay at the Jawa snack stand."
Cassi frowned. "How did you know we had one out there?" She asked.
"I didn't, but that's always the story." He answered, walking out the door.
"I think I'll just.....help him." Elizabeth remarked, quickly, and followed him out.
Sven shook her head. "You know, he really does need a vacation." She told them all.
Cassi nodded in agreement. "That he does." She replied, with a sigh. "Now if we could
only get him to realize that."
"Okay, now can someone please tell me what's going on?!" Kerry demanded.
"Sure." Sven replied, throwing her a spider. "These things are loose in the building."
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Out in the Ambulance Bay, Romano snatched a pack of M&M's off the snack cart and
flopped down on the bench.
"Are you going to tell me what's going on?" Elizabeth asked as she joined him.
Romano gave her a Look. "Sure, Lizzie." He replied. "There's killer spiders loose in the
building, we're infested with gremlins, that I'm positive aren't here to help out, and now
we've been blessed with a monkey carrying African Motaba, meaning we now have to
have all in the ER vaccinated....other than that, we're having loads of fun."
Elizabeth shook her head. "You know what I'm talking about." She retorted.
"Do I?" He asked.
"Yes, you do." She prompted. "Now what is it Cassi's trying to rig with you....assuming I
don't already have a feeling."
Romano sighed. "If you already have it figured out, why are you asking?" He pointed out.
She nodded. "Then they want you to leave."
"Yeah, Cassi's been pestering me about it for about a month now." Robert informed her.
"Even before the medical team met its end...for the second time."
"So.....why haven't you left then?" Elizabeth asked. "I've seen what they've given to Lucy
and Mahk. It's not all that bad."
He shook his head. "It's more complicated than that."
Elizabeth stared, realizing what he meant.
"Maybe I haven't had a reason to leave yet." He replied, honestly, pulling out the vial
that Cassi had given him.
"Is that what I think it is?" Elizabeth asked, taking the vial.
Romano nodded. "Yeah, it's my cure." He answered. "But if I take it...."
She nodded. "I suppose it would be an easy way out."
"You know why they had this happen?" Robert asked, looking toward the street.
"Why?"
"For two reasons." Romano told her, standing up. "One was to top your hubby's death
last year and the other was because they were just sitting around one day, and they asked
each other, 'why don't we just cut off his arm?'"
"You're not serious." She whispered.
He looked over at her before walking back into the building. "Yeah, I'm serious." He assured
her. "They're also the ones who planned your daughter's overdose last year."
Elizabeth stared after him, and shook her head in disbelief. This could not be true....but
Robert was not joking, this she was sure of. She looked back down at her lap, realizing
only then, that he had left the vial of Healing Elixir with her.
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Ardeth and Carter were seated on the Admit desk, singing, "Ding-dong, the wicked witch is
dead!"
Romano shook his head. "Get off there." He snapped, yanking Carter off. "This is still a
hospital....dispite what the Evilauthors think."
"Kerry's dead." Carter announced.
"Oh...how nice." Romano replied, heading for Trauma one. "And to what do I owe this
wonderful moment?"
"She got bit." Chen told him.
"What a pity." Romano answered, flatly. "I can't tell you how broken up I am over that."
"Yeah, that's what I said." Dave spoke up behind him. "Guess what."
Romano turned. "What?" He asked. "I hate guessing games."
"Well.....Stripe disappeared." Dave informed him. "Dr A and I turned around and he was
gone. We don't know where he went."
"I knew it." Romano muttered, catching sight of Lizzie coming in the door. "Lizzie!" He
called, waving her over. "It seems our gremlin friends have decided to play their OWN
game in here! You wanna go up and keep an eye on the critical patients? Somehow I
doubt Shirley is going to be able to fight a pile of gremlins off." As she left, he headed
straight for the Trauma room, to have a talk with the Authors.
Once inside, he was met with a new surprise. Both Authors had vanished. They had left
Sam Daniels, Casey, and Salt to hand out money for the spiders and vaccinate the patients
for Motaba.
"Oh just great." Romano muttered. "Where did they run off to?"
Casey shook his head. "They didn't say." He answered. "But they left me with this nice
pile of money. Want some?"
Romano just shook his head in disgust, and walked out of the room.
In the ER's Admit area, the real Kovac had arrived with Mungo and Teazer. "They came to
help Carter out." Kovac explained.
"Good, because Carter ran off with Ardeth and Aragorn." Jerry informed him. "They didn't
say where they were headed."
"And the day keeps getting better." Romano mused. "What can happen next?" He looked
over where Pippin had entered, lugging a box. "GET THAT THING OUT OF HERE OR I'M
HAVING YOU SHOT! I DON'T CARE WHAT THE AUTHORS SAY!!!"
Pippin stuck his lip out and stalked back out the door, carrying his game. As he opened the
door, he turned and stuck out his tongue.
Romano looked over at the security guard. "Make sure that game stays out of here." He
ordered. "Or you're fired. Weaver's dead. I'm in charge."
As Pippin left, Peter walked in.
Romano rolled his eyes. "Now, I really need another pill." He remarked.
"I was paged." Benton told him.
Romano sighed. "Yeah, you and Greene, and Lucy...and Betsy....and Ardeth..." He snapped.
"This can NOT get worse!" As he said this, his pager chirped. He pulled it off and looked
at the message. "I was wrong." He moaned.
Peter examined the page. "You want me to go?" He asked.
"Yeah, sure let's just both go see the new problem....I thrive on stress." Romano answered.
"Let me know if you need help." Dave called from where he was in the corner kissing Chen.
**Romano "accidentaly" knocked the two into a Love Spring in Chameleon, just after
"Youth Elixir"**
Romano and Benton exchanged a glance. "No thanks." They answered.
"The last thing I need is to be puking my guts out in the elevator." Romano muttered.
"I hear you." Benton agreed, making a face.
On the elevator, Romano's pager beeped again. He eyed the second message, and gave
Peter a Look. "They need us to bring a knife or a scalpel. Are you sure you wanna go up
there?" He asked.
Benton shrugged. "Well, it can't be much worse than last time."
"Yeah right." Romano remarked, flatly. "Don't bet on it."
They stepped off the elevator, and looked around. "Lizzie!" Romano called.
"Over here!" She cried, sounding very upset.
Romano frowned..**As he would, knowing his Lizzie is in trouble.** "That way." He
ordered, leading Benton around a corner.
The two of them turned the corner and stared. "I think I was wrong." Benton whispered.
"Oh...[very naughty word]." Romano groaned. "Get a knife....NOW!"
"You mean you didn't BRING one?!" Shirley cried, hysterical. She and Elizabeth were
both stuck in a very large web, and neither of them were having any luck getting unstuck.
"Is this the spider you were talking about?" Shirley demanded.
Romano shook his head. "That is NOT Jeffery!" He informed her.
Elizabeth's face turned white. "Oh my God....Robert, you had BETTER be getting us OUT
of this!" She cried.
"Lizzie, keep your voice down!" Romano ordered as Benton returned, holding two scalpels.
"If he hears you, he's not going to be happy."
Elizabeth raised an eyebrow. "No....he'll be on FIRE!" She snapped.
The two male surgeons started cutting at the web. "You know, you could have gotten
yourself out of this, if that's the case." Benton told her.
"Are you CRAZY!?" Shirley burst out. "If she set this stuff on fire, we'd BOTH get fried!"
"So stop getting mad before you turn us all into crispy critters!" Romano retorted.
"I think we need to have a talk with Cassi, as to what Mohawk is doing in the building, when
she told us he wasn't!" Elizabeth complained, as Romano finally cut her free.
Benton followed suit with Shirley, and they all pulled themselves from the web. "Ugh, that
stuff is like taffy!" Shirley remarked, trying to pick some out of her hair. "Now one of you
had better tell me who Mohawk is!"
Benton was focused on something behind her. "That's him over there." He replied,
pointing.
Mohawk grinned as he came closer. "Peoples!" He cried in glee.
Elizabeth glared at him. "We're both Assistants, and if you don't get the [heck] away from
here, I'm burning you to a crisp!" She informed the creature.
Mohawk eyed her, as if wondering whether she was serious.
"She's not lying!" Stripe called from behind him. "She'll do it. Come on, we can play
somewhere else!"
The group watched as the two gremlin leaders ran off. "I KNEW it!" Romano shouted.
"This doesn't look too good." Benton spoke up, stating the obvious.
"Okay, who didn't think to tell me that the killer spiders came in that size?" Shirley
cut in.
Romano sighed. "The killer spiders don't come in that size." He told her. "That one's a
gremlin."
"I thought the gremlins were supposed to be on our side." Shirley complained.
"They lied." Romano said, flatly.
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Meanwhile, in Kerry's abandoned office......
Sven grinned, watching the monitors. "And we finally see the torture we didn't get last
time." She replied with a sigh.
Cassi leaned back in the chair, looking around. "I liked it better when Romano was in here."
She remarked, making a face. "Kerry's taste in decorating really sucks."
"So, what do we do next?" Sven pondered. "They wouldn't let Pippin in the door."
"Bummer, huh?" Cassi mused. "Oh the possibilities."
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End section 3. And if we don't get more reviews, it will take much longer to get the next
part out. People, it's about to get more interesting, as you can tell. The gremlins have
turned against the people, and the Authors have decided to have some fun. We don't
know how good this is if we don't get reviews. Please be kind and tell us what you think.
Even if you think it sucks.....we'll make it BETTER!
practor until Wednesday!!! (today being Sunday) Stupid Memorial day....and my drugs have
yet to kick in. And believe me I took a GOOD dose of them this time. Anyhow, we need
more reviews, frankly, we have no idea where we're going with this, although the gremlins
are not going to just hunt spiders, believe me. They have great plans, and Mohawk may
even make at least one appearence...he and Jeffery are very good friends. About Jumanji....
if we have to tie Pippin to a chair, he is NOT bringing in that game! We have enough trouble
planning the spoof of the movie. Believe me, we've not seen the last of it. There is a big
chance that the game will be played again..BEFORE the spoof of the movie. Pippin will not
be quiet about it and he can always talk someone into it. Keep an eye out during the later
spoofs, because this is, as we said, a BIG chance. Most likely a few of the Marxes will be
talked into it, or another minor character. Aragorn and the other hobbits will not go near it
again, and Ardeth and Carter have too many star roles coming up, and Dave is starring in
the spoof of the movie itself, so he has to do it anyway eventually, so we'll see who Pippin
can sucker into it. He's been dropping comments about wanting to play again. In reguards
to Dave...he has a big part in this, as he's escourting Gorgeous Ponytail Man around the
hospital. So hopefully, he should pop up a lot more often then he did in the other one.
There's no kidnap scenes in this and he CAN be bit and killed, BUT he can only die once of
the venom. When they bring him back...and they would...he cannot be killed by it again.
And rest assured, we're is still trying to get Romano to sell us his soul....*Cassi stares at the
ceiling....with a drunken smile....pills work now....pills work really nice.....^_^*
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Dave yawned. "Okay, we have another vent....and I know Romano and Corday used this
one a while back." He spoke up to Stripe. They had been walking through the hospital,
floor by floor, and so far, had only found a couple spiders, and none of them were very
helpful in tracking Jeffery.
Stripe nodded and pried the cover from the vent. He then looked both ways to make sure
there were no other people in the hall before changing shape to his gremlin form, and
crawling into the vent.
Atherton sighed, obviously tired. "Let us know what you see." He told the gremlin.
"No, I thought I'd keep it to myself." Stripe quipped, with a throaty laugh.
"So, was it this hard last time?" Dave asked.
Atherton shrugged. "Not really. They had a picture of the main web on the wall at the
Doctor's office." He answered, shaking his head. "I just asked where it was taken."
Dave snickered. "Yeah, that would figure." He remarked.
"What the [heck] is going on here?!" Demanded a voice that could only belong to Kerry
Weaver.
Dave jumped, and turned as Atherton hid the plastic container with the spiders behind his
back. "Chief!" Dave cried. "How's it been?"
Kerry gave a flat look. "Nice try, Dave." She snapped. "Now what is going on here...and
if you even say there's another outbreak of five-year olds, I'm shooting you."
Dave gave a smile. "Umm, no actually, there isn't!" He told her.
"And who are you?" She asked Atherton.
He smiled. "Dr. James Atherton." He answered, cooly. "I was called here by a Dr. Romano,
to help with a rather small problem....nothing too serious."
"So you're a Doctor?" Weaver remarked, raising an eyebrow.
"That's generally what the title implies." Dave smirked.
"And what is your background?" Weaver asked, sounding suspicious.
"FOUND ONE!" Stripe called from the vent.
"What is that?" Kerry asked with narrowed eyes.
Stripe stretched his arm out, holding the spider by its leg. "Better open the container. He's
struggling really good. Darn thing already bit me twice!" He muttered.
Atherton quickly opened the top long enough for Stripe to dump the spider in, and Weaver's
mouth nearly hit the floor as the gremlin climbed out of the vent. "Who's that?" Stripe
asked, motioning to Kerry. "She looks evil."
Dave burst out laughing.
"I'm looking for an explaination." Kerry demanded.
Stripe changed back to human form and gave her a flat look. "And I'm looking for spiders."
He informed her. "Why don't you go look somewhere else?" He turned to Atherton.
"There's nothing in there, but a few balloons. You don't mind if I grabbed them, do you?"
"Nah, help yourself." Dave answered, leading them away from Weaver, who was still
glaring. "I don't think Romano was going to use them anymore."
Kerry stared after the group, and shook her head. "I think Robert has some explaining to
do." She muttered, heading in the direction of the ER.
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In Trauma One, Romano, Elizabeth, and Carter were trying to bring back the dead people,
who now numbered up to ten. Irene had showed up to grow a dollar tree, and Cassi and
Sven were now paying off the people who had come in with captured spiders, that they had
managed to find a few aquariums for.
"I think there's a problem!" Gallant yelled from the main desk.
"How big?" Cassi called back.
"Kovac is dead!" Gallant answered. "He just got bit!"
Sven shook her head. "That's not Kovac!" She informed him. "It's just his clone. Luka
had a breakdown a while back and he's been taking a break on our set. I'll have someone
call in the real one."
"What happened?" Romano asked from where he had just finished another bite victim.
"Kovac's clone just dropped dead." Cassi replied, with a shrug. "We'll call the real one in."
"His clone?" Elizabeth questioned.
"Um, yeah, he's been with us for a while." Sven told them. "He was really going through a
bad stretch, and needed a vacation.....much like someone else we know."
Romano rolled his eyes. "Not now, okay?" He answered, with a tired look. "Argue with
me later about it."
Elizabeth looked over at him, with a surprised stare. She had not been told about our
suggestions for Romano to leave. "Robert?"
Romano looked over at her, knowing what she was thinking. "Later." He mouthed, with a
pleading look.
Elizabeth nodded, and moved on to the next body.
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In the main Admit area, Weaver had just entered.....needless to say, she did not look happy.
"Okay, who's going to tell me what's going on and why we have gremlins loose in this
building?!" She shouted. Before she got an answer, she was greeted with a small gremlin in
a trenchcoat. The gremlin looked up at her, and opened his coat, flashing her.
"Uhhh, I'll get that." Gallant cut in, grabbing the gremlin, and escourting him away.
Weaver watched him carry the offending gremlin off, before she approached Susan. "I don't
suppose you know where Robert is." She spoke up.
Susan jumped at the sound of her voice. "Kerry!" She exclaimed. "I didn't see you."
"That's obvious." Kerry remarked. "What's going on?"
Susan sighed. "Romano's in Trauma One with Cassi, Sven, Carter and Corday....and a few
others." She answered. "We....have a small problem."
"What problem?" Weaver demanded. "And if Cassi and Sven have something to do with
this, please tell me now."
Susan gave a guilty look. "Well, this wasn't their faults....but they ARE doing all they can
to stop it." She answered, honestly.
"Does it have something to do with the gremlins?" Kerry asked, pointing at two gremlins,
who were riding a wheelchair through the ER, singing. One was holding a spider in his
claws.
"Ummm, actually, the gremlins are helping us out." Susan explained. "Although I guess
they got distracted."
Kerry frowned, and then paled as Gallant came by with a very dead Kovac on a gurney.
"Oh my God, what happened?" She whispered.
Susan turned to look. "He got bit." She explained.
"Bit by what?!" Kerry cried, almost hysterical.
"A spider." Abby informed her, walking over. "But it was his clone and the real one is on
his way in now."
"A spider...." Kerry mused, remembering the spiders the gremlins had been holding. "Where
is Robert?" She demanded.
"Trauma One." Abby answered. "With Corday and Carter, bringing back the dead people."
Kerry turned and ran for the Trauma room, where she found Romano sitting on a table,
swallowing a couple pills. "Okay Robert, what is going on?!"
Romano looked up and groaned. "Ahh, [darn]...we were hoping you'd get bit first." He
muttered.
Cassi turned from the gremlin she had just given a hundred dollar bill to. "Aww, crap. She
found us."
"I found Dave and whoever that other Dr. is." Kerry informed them.
"Dr. A." Cassi answered. "He's the spider doctor. He's here to help catch them."
"Catch them?" Kerry promted.
Corday rolled her eyes. "Jeffery's in the building and he's already mulitiplied." She replied,
sitting down for a break. "We don't know how he got here, or how long he's been here, but
we've had about 12 deaths now and the total keeps going up."
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Okay, this is where I stopped yesterday. We'll continue after my gripe session. Where are
our reviews? We want reviews....we're not motivated.....okay....we're going to make this
funnier. We borrowed a bunch of stuff off Mark Lowry's website and we'll be using it at
various places in the current spoofs....including this one. And you wanna know what will
REALLY kill these people? We're the Authors. We know where the nest is already, and
the gremlins were NOT brought in for help. Stripe knows this, as does Mohawk, who IS
in the building....as the two are both leaders and work together....anyways, what do we learn
from this? The last thing you want to hear your surgeon say is, "Gretel! Gretel, BAD DOG!
Come back with that!" Sorry, couldn't help it. This concludes this insanity break.
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Just then, Abby stuck her head into the room. "Umm, there's a problem." She announced.
Nobody turned, as they were so busy with their arguments with Weaver.
Abby sighed. "Hey MOM AND DAD!!!!" She shouted.
Romano and Corday turned to look at her. "WHAT?!" They cried in unison.
"You people might want to get out here and have a talk with Ardeth, because he just came in
with Aragorn, Dr. Greene, Lucy Knight, and Betsy." She informed them.
"He WHAT?!" Weaver exploded. "Mark and Lucy are NOT supposed to be in here! Do
they have any idea what they're DOING?!"
"Who the [heck] cares about Greene and Lucy?!" Romano exclaimed. "We cannot have
BETSY in the building! Now we not only have to worry about killer spiders, but we have
AFRICAN MOTABA, TOO!"
"Hey, don't blame us." Sven defended. "We brought the gremlins, not the monkey."
Carter grinned. "Ardeth's here!" He cheered, bouncing out the trauma room door.
Romano turned to Cassi. "You did this on purpose." He remarked, flatly.
"I did not." Cassi shot back. "We didn't plan it at all......we're just using it to our advantage."
Romano shook his head in disgust. "I think I need some sugar." He stated. "I'll be out in
the Ambulance Bay at the Jawa snack stand."
Cassi frowned. "How did you know we had one out there?" She asked.
"I didn't, but that's always the story." He answered, walking out the door.
"I think I'll just.....help him." Elizabeth remarked, quickly, and followed him out.
Sven shook her head. "You know, he really does need a vacation." She told them all.
Cassi nodded in agreement. "That he does." She replied, with a sigh. "Now if we could
only get him to realize that."
"Okay, now can someone please tell me what's going on?!" Kerry demanded.
"Sure." Sven replied, throwing her a spider. "These things are loose in the building."
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Out in the Ambulance Bay, Romano snatched a pack of M&M's off the snack cart and
flopped down on the bench.
"Are you going to tell me what's going on?" Elizabeth asked as she joined him.
Romano gave her a Look. "Sure, Lizzie." He replied. "There's killer spiders loose in the
building, we're infested with gremlins, that I'm positive aren't here to help out, and now
we've been blessed with a monkey carrying African Motaba, meaning we now have to
have all in the ER vaccinated....other than that, we're having loads of fun."
Elizabeth shook her head. "You know what I'm talking about." She retorted.
"Do I?" He asked.
"Yes, you do." She prompted. "Now what is it Cassi's trying to rig with you....assuming I
don't already have a feeling."
Romano sighed. "If you already have it figured out, why are you asking?" He pointed out.
She nodded. "Then they want you to leave."
"Yeah, Cassi's been pestering me about it for about a month now." Robert informed her.
"Even before the medical team met its end...for the second time."
"So.....why haven't you left then?" Elizabeth asked. "I've seen what they've given to Lucy
and Mahk. It's not all that bad."
He shook his head. "It's more complicated than that."
Elizabeth stared, realizing what he meant.
"Maybe I haven't had a reason to leave yet." He replied, honestly, pulling out the vial
that Cassi had given him.
"Is that what I think it is?" Elizabeth asked, taking the vial.
Romano nodded. "Yeah, it's my cure." He answered. "But if I take it...."
She nodded. "I suppose it would be an easy way out."
"You know why they had this happen?" Robert asked, looking toward the street.
"Why?"
"For two reasons." Romano told her, standing up. "One was to top your hubby's death
last year and the other was because they were just sitting around one day, and they asked
each other, 'why don't we just cut off his arm?'"
"You're not serious." She whispered.
He looked over at her before walking back into the building. "Yeah, I'm serious." He assured
her. "They're also the ones who planned your daughter's overdose last year."
Elizabeth stared after him, and shook her head in disbelief. This could not be true....but
Robert was not joking, this she was sure of. She looked back down at her lap, realizing
only then, that he had left the vial of Healing Elixir with her.
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Ardeth and Carter were seated on the Admit desk, singing, "Ding-dong, the wicked witch is
dead!"
Romano shook his head. "Get off there." He snapped, yanking Carter off. "This is still a
hospital....dispite what the Evilauthors think."
"Kerry's dead." Carter announced.
"Oh...how nice." Romano replied, heading for Trauma one. "And to what do I owe this
wonderful moment?"
"She got bit." Chen told him.
"What a pity." Romano answered, flatly. "I can't tell you how broken up I am over that."
"Yeah, that's what I said." Dave spoke up behind him. "Guess what."
Romano turned. "What?" He asked. "I hate guessing games."
"Well.....Stripe disappeared." Dave informed him. "Dr A and I turned around and he was
gone. We don't know where he went."
"I knew it." Romano muttered, catching sight of Lizzie coming in the door. "Lizzie!" He
called, waving her over. "It seems our gremlin friends have decided to play their OWN
game in here! You wanna go up and keep an eye on the critical patients? Somehow I
doubt Shirley is going to be able to fight a pile of gremlins off." As she left, he headed
straight for the Trauma room, to have a talk with the Authors.
Once inside, he was met with a new surprise. Both Authors had vanished. They had left
Sam Daniels, Casey, and Salt to hand out money for the spiders and vaccinate the patients
for Motaba.
"Oh just great." Romano muttered. "Where did they run off to?"
Casey shook his head. "They didn't say." He answered. "But they left me with this nice
pile of money. Want some?"
Romano just shook his head in disgust, and walked out of the room.
In the ER's Admit area, the real Kovac had arrived with Mungo and Teazer. "They came to
help Carter out." Kovac explained.
"Good, because Carter ran off with Ardeth and Aragorn." Jerry informed him. "They didn't
say where they were headed."
"And the day keeps getting better." Romano mused. "What can happen next?" He looked
over where Pippin had entered, lugging a box. "GET THAT THING OUT OF HERE OR I'M
HAVING YOU SHOT! I DON'T CARE WHAT THE AUTHORS SAY!!!"
Pippin stuck his lip out and stalked back out the door, carrying his game. As he opened the
door, he turned and stuck out his tongue.
Romano looked over at the security guard. "Make sure that game stays out of here." He
ordered. "Or you're fired. Weaver's dead. I'm in charge."
As Pippin left, Peter walked in.
Romano rolled his eyes. "Now, I really need another pill." He remarked.
"I was paged." Benton told him.
Romano sighed. "Yeah, you and Greene, and Lucy...and Betsy....and Ardeth..." He snapped.
"This can NOT get worse!" As he said this, his pager chirped. He pulled it off and looked
at the message. "I was wrong." He moaned.
Peter examined the page. "You want me to go?" He asked.
"Yeah, sure let's just both go see the new problem....I thrive on stress." Romano answered.
"Let me know if you need help." Dave called from where he was in the corner kissing Chen.
**Romano "accidentaly" knocked the two into a Love Spring in Chameleon, just after
"Youth Elixir"**
Romano and Benton exchanged a glance. "No thanks." They answered.
"The last thing I need is to be puking my guts out in the elevator." Romano muttered.
"I hear you." Benton agreed, making a face.
On the elevator, Romano's pager beeped again. He eyed the second message, and gave
Peter a Look. "They need us to bring a knife or a scalpel. Are you sure you wanna go up
there?" He asked.
Benton shrugged. "Well, it can't be much worse than last time."
"Yeah right." Romano remarked, flatly. "Don't bet on it."
They stepped off the elevator, and looked around. "Lizzie!" Romano called.
"Over here!" She cried, sounding very upset.
Romano frowned..**As he would, knowing his Lizzie is in trouble.** "That way." He
ordered, leading Benton around a corner.
The two of them turned the corner and stared. "I think I was wrong." Benton whispered.
"Oh...[very naughty word]." Romano groaned. "Get a knife....NOW!"
"You mean you didn't BRING one?!" Shirley cried, hysterical. She and Elizabeth were
both stuck in a very large web, and neither of them were having any luck getting unstuck.
"Is this the spider you were talking about?" Shirley demanded.
Romano shook his head. "That is NOT Jeffery!" He informed her.
Elizabeth's face turned white. "Oh my God....Robert, you had BETTER be getting us OUT
of this!" She cried.
"Lizzie, keep your voice down!" Romano ordered as Benton returned, holding two scalpels.
"If he hears you, he's not going to be happy."
Elizabeth raised an eyebrow. "No....he'll be on FIRE!" She snapped.
The two male surgeons started cutting at the web. "You know, you could have gotten
yourself out of this, if that's the case." Benton told her.
"Are you CRAZY!?" Shirley burst out. "If she set this stuff on fire, we'd BOTH get fried!"
"So stop getting mad before you turn us all into crispy critters!" Romano retorted.
"I think we need to have a talk with Cassi, as to what Mohawk is doing in the building, when
she told us he wasn't!" Elizabeth complained, as Romano finally cut her free.
Benton followed suit with Shirley, and they all pulled themselves from the web. "Ugh, that
stuff is like taffy!" Shirley remarked, trying to pick some out of her hair. "Now one of you
had better tell me who Mohawk is!"
Benton was focused on something behind her. "That's him over there." He replied,
pointing.
Mohawk grinned as he came closer. "Peoples!" He cried in glee.
Elizabeth glared at him. "We're both Assistants, and if you don't get the [heck] away from
here, I'm burning you to a crisp!" She informed the creature.
Mohawk eyed her, as if wondering whether she was serious.
"She's not lying!" Stripe called from behind him. "She'll do it. Come on, we can play
somewhere else!"
The group watched as the two gremlin leaders ran off. "I KNEW it!" Romano shouted.
"This doesn't look too good." Benton spoke up, stating the obvious.
"Okay, who didn't think to tell me that the killer spiders came in that size?" Shirley
cut in.
Romano sighed. "The killer spiders don't come in that size." He told her. "That one's a
gremlin."
"I thought the gremlins were supposed to be on our side." Shirley complained.
"They lied." Romano said, flatly.
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Meanwhile, in Kerry's abandoned office......
Sven grinned, watching the monitors. "And we finally see the torture we didn't get last
time." She replied with a sigh.
Cassi leaned back in the chair, looking around. "I liked it better when Romano was in here."
She remarked, making a face. "Kerry's taste in decorating really sucks."
"So, what do we do next?" Sven pondered. "They wouldn't let Pippin in the door."
"Bummer, huh?" Cassi mused. "Oh the possibilities."
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End section 3. And if we don't get more reviews, it will take much longer to get the next
part out. People, it's about to get more interesting, as you can tell. The gremlins have
turned against the people, and the Authors have decided to have some fun. We don't
know how good this is if we don't get reviews. Please be kind and tell us what you think.
Even if you think it sucks.....we'll make it BETTER!