THE HOGWARTS SURVEY:

Standard Questions --

Name? -- Severus Snape
Nickname(s)? -- Snivellus by that infernal idiot James Potter...
Middle Name(s)? -- None, thank you very much.
Age? -- I-Refuse-To-Comment... Why did I let them give me Veristaserum? 37...
Gender? -- Male
Siblings? -- One brother, Karl
Birthday? -- 1st December
Star Sign? -- Not sure.

Getting Personal... --

Hair? -- Black
Eyes? -- Black
Fav Color? -- Black
Best Feature?
*In Your Opinion? -- Meanacing Looks
*In Other's Opinion(s)? -- I have never asked anyone and do not wish to?
Biggest Dream? -- To rule Hogwarts...
Split Personality? -- NO. And furthermore NO.
Fav Food? -- Anything Potion (so that's why I drink the Veritaserum...)

In School --

Successes? -- Outstanding results in Potions and D.A.D.A.
Rule Breaker? -- Never.
Fav Subject? -- D.A.D.A. and Potions.
House? -- Slytherin and proud of it.
Fav Teacher? -- Me, admittedly.
Ever Considered Being a Teacher? -- What a pathetic question.
Friends in School? -- Lucius Malfoy, Narcissa and Bellatrix Black...

In Your Life... --

Ever Been Close To Death? -- Yes (once in a prank and once by You-Know-Who)
Ever Been Cursed? -- Yes
Ever Killed Someone? -- Yes
Ever Saved Someone? -- Yes if stopping Quirrel's jinx on Potter counts.
Ever Been To Azkaban -- Yes, but only visiting...

VERY Personal... --

Still A Virgin? -- Evidently Not...
If Not, Who/Where/When? -- Blasted Veritaserum... Bellatrix/Hogwarts/Ages Ago.... I'm going to kill Albus for sending this survey out...
What Do You Wear In Bed? -- Black pajamas. Do not ask further.
Who was the last person to...
* Sleep in your bed with you? -- Nobody, thank you. It's my bed.
* Kiss you? -- Can't remember...
* Make you cry? -- Nobody makes me cry.
* See you cry? -- Read above moron...
Do you...
* Have a crush on anyone at the mo? -- NO
* Have a crush on anyone WAY older/younger than you? -- NO
* Have a crush on a teacher? -- NO, NO, NO,

Just Plain Silly? --

Do you...
* Sleep with stuffed animals? -- NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
* Sleep with socks on? -- Who told you?

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