Part six.......um, this is really gonna be a goodie...we got two new Weird Al tapes and
were currently listening to "Dare to be Stupid." We're definitely showing a few
surgeons another song from that album...."Like a Surgeon"...hehehe....it's just so us.
And we're both on drugs.....Dr.'s orders, not the illegal ones. Now where did we leave
off? Um....yeah, the vines just came in....oy vey...um, now we're hearing "Yoda".
Anyways, we're going to try to get another chapter done now....thanks to you nice
people who did review. Right, back to the story....but first?
*******************************************************************
Yet another commercial insanity break....please people, you got off okay, last chapter,
you didn't ACTUALLY think these had stopped, did you? We now give you a couple
things to ponder.....Why do they put Braille on drive through bank machines? Why
do they sterilize needles for lethal injections? Why do we kill people for killing people
to show that killing people is wrong? And last but not least, When your pet bird sees
you reading the newspaper, does he wonder why you're just sitting there, staring at
the carpet?
This concludes our insanity break....now back to our story.............
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CHAPTER SIX "WALKOUTS, POOL PARTIES, AND A CHAINSAW....."
*********************************************************
In the ER, Romano and the group exchanged brief glances as the vines grew all around
them.
"So...." Benton began...
"Anyone wanna go see the Jawas outside?" Romano asked. "I have this sudden need
to eat M&M's. In fact, I need them right now." He grabbed Lizzie by the arm and
tugged.
Elizabeth, needing no prompting, followed,
"Yeah, food sounds good." Benton remarked, following.
In the ER, the remainder of the people who were in the main Admit area, followed them,
including, Cassi, Atherton, Chris (Collins and Mason), and Lucy, who carried Betsy.
The others were still in Trauma one with the dead people.
"Hey, bring me back some Reeses sticks!" Sven called.
Romano turned and looked at her like she was insane....and she was. "If you even think
I'm coming back in here, you really ARE nuts!"
"I wasn't talking to you." Sven told him. "I was talking to Chris."
"Which one?" Atherton asked.
Sven rolled her eyes. "Duh." She retorted.
"Gimme a minute to dodge the monkeys." Chris Mason called from the door.
Once out in the Ambulance Bay, the people breathed a sigh of relief. "So....is this
another walkout?" Abby questioned.
Romano snapped his fingers, creating a lounge chair with an umbrella, and flopped
down with a drink and his M&M's. "Yeah." He answered. "We're protesting the
intrusion of several dangerous animals."
Kovac nodded, and created his own lounge chair. "Yeah, I suppose that a lion in
Exam three is bad for us." He agreed.
"Do you think his name is Eck?" Lucy asked suddenly.
"Someone saw Fellowship." Romano remarked, with a small grin. **Fellowship of the
Spoof....the white tower of Eckthelion....does this not look like "Eck, the lion?"**
Elizabeth shook her head, and created lounge chairs for herself and Lucy, and flopped
down next to Romano under the umbrella. "Well, I must say this isn't all that bad.....
unless those things come out here."
"Well, they probably will, but I'm sure If Romano glares at them, they'll go away."
Peter quipped.
"ME?!" Romano shot out. "Lizzie's the one who can torch them by looking at them."
"Peter, won't you sit down?" Elizabeth asked sweetly, creating another chair.
"Want one, Cassi?" Romano asked, watching Cassi down a can of Pepsi.
Cassi grinned. "Nej tack." She replied. "I'll make my own." She snapped her fingers,
causing a recliner to appear under another umbrella. She sat down, giving him a smirk.
**Nej tack...."No thankyou." Cassi knows some Swedish...she learned it to understand
Roxette's solo albums..**And wishes to thank Susanne Gustavson and Therese
Thiesen for their help as well. My best Swedish friends...Jag alskar dej!**
Romano shook his head. "Always gotta be the topper." He muttered.
Elizabeth laughed. "You know, this isn't bad at all." She mused. "We could have
some fun out here."
Cassi grinned. "We create a swimming pool out here and we can have a nice party."
She remarked. "Storm can make it warmer."
Kovac stared at her. "You want to have a pool party in the Ambulance Bay?!"
Shirley shrugged. "If they keep that game up the way they're going, they're going to
have a monsoon inside anyway." She reminded them. "They get to swim, why can't
we?"
Romano frowned, considering this, then his face changed to a sly look, and he turned
to Elizabeth. "That actually sounds like fun." He remarked, eyeing her.
Elizabeth's eyes widened, then she gave her own sly look. "Nice try, Robert." She
informed him. "In your dreams, maybe."
From the entrance of the ER, Donald Anspaugh stared at the doctors and nurses who
were now in various lounge chairs, and eating, while the Jawas ran a snack stand.
"Excuse me, WHAT IS GOING ON HERE?!"
Romano looked up. "We're staging a walkout." He informed the man. "Until they get
rid of those wild animals.....and while we're walked out, we're considering a pool party.
I'd invite you, but we don't really want to see you in a bathing suit."
Meanwhile, Sven stuck her head out the door. "You guys might wanna GET OUT OF
THE WAY OUT THERE!!!" She yelled. "Mohawk let the stampede out!"
The people all looked at each other and without pausing, they all ran to the other side
of the Ambulance Bay, just as the stampede burst through the doors, trampling the
chairs.
Pippin came out behind them. "Where do you s'pose they're all going?" He asked.
Sven shrugged. "Do we really want to know?"
Pippin shrugged and shook his head. "Guess not."
"So what were you guys doing?" Sven asked as Cassi returned her recliner to normal
and flopped back down.
"We were talking about having a pool party out here." Cassi answered. "In all reality,
this area is the perfect size for a good pool. Just put some tunes on, and we're fine!"
Sven's face brightened. "Really? Sounds like fun!" She replied.
"Weren't you playing that game?" Romano asked, giving her a Look.
"It's Chen's turn." Pippin told them. "We have a while."
"If you people even THINK you're putting a pool out here, you can FORGET it!"
Donald cried. "This is a HOSPITAL! We can NOT have a swimming pool outside
the ER! The ambulances have to come here!"
Sven rolled her eyes. "Sorry, pal. You're closed to patients." She reminded him. "Not
to be rude, but you have gremlins, killer spiders...."
"Eck, the Lion..." Lucy went on.
"Monkeys on wheelchairs..." Kovac added.
"Kerry's dead...." Romano remarked, with a satisfied smile.
"Needless to say, you can't accept patients with all this, plus, you just had a stampede
come through your ER, and you have killer vines all over the place." Cassi put in.
"So, since we can't have patients, and we have nothing else to do, we might as well
just have a pool party out here." Abby exclaimed brightly.
Susan grinned. "Ooh, and I have a new bathing suit, too!" She cried in glee.
"All in favor of pool party, raise your hands!" Cassi yelled.
All in the Ambulance Bay, with the exception of Anspaugh, raised their hands.
"You're outvoted." Sven remarked, flatly. "Pool now. We only have so long before
Pippin has to roll."
Cassi grinned and snapped her fingers. The Ambulance Bay was transformed into a
large pool area, with lounge chairs, umbrellas, and tables all over. "Let's party, people!"
She shouted. "We have some new Weird Al tapes....and Rob, you really gotta hear
this one."
The party went into full-swing, and Anspaugh, who continued to protest, was soon
shot by Cassi for threatening to fire Romano. "Um....someone get him to trauma one."
She ordered. "He's cluttering up our patio."
"Can we put him in Exam three?" Romano asked, sounding innocent.
Cassi frowned, considering this. "Hmmmm......"
******************************************************************
Inside, at the Admit desk, Mr Glasses, the Brain gremlin, was on the phone. "We're so
sorry, but this ER is officially closed to patients. We just had a stampede run through
the place. We're advising all our doctors to carry shotguns from now on." He
explained, seriously. "Besides, they're having a pool party in the Ambulance Bay,
and there's no room for the Ambulances. Thankyou for calling, and do have a nice
day." He hung up the phone and went back to the patient's charts, while adjusting
his white lab coat.
"Sir." A gremlin in blue scrubs spoke up behind him. "The patient is ready for his
operation."
Mr. Glasses nodded, and walked over to Trauma Two, where Pratt was tied to a gurney,
and struggling. "Now, sir...we'll ask that you calm down." The gremlin told him. "This
is a very simple operation. Nurse, get the anesthetic."
Another gremlin in pink scrubs calmly waked over and whacked Pratt in the head with
the mallet. "Ready Doctor." He replied.
Mr. Glasses nodded and fired up the chainsaw. "Then let's get going, shall we?"
******************************************************************
End part 6...and we REALLY want reviews for this one! And while you're at it, the
next chap of Chameleon just came up and Abby has made her first appearence.
We'll try to have the next part of this one up as soon as we can...and the more you
review, the faster we can. And for fans, who do you wanna see in a bathing suit?
We can get Dave and Carter between rolls....well, that is as soon as they get Carter and
Ardeth out of the game.
Now.....about the Dorkett guy....you want they should do an operation on him, too?
We personally want him dead LONG before the end of this, however we can kill him
in a variety of different ways!
And now....REVIEW. Pu-leaaase? Oh, and rest assured, Dave WILL be in the next
chapter....it's Chen's turn to roll.
were currently listening to "Dare to be Stupid." We're definitely showing a few
surgeons another song from that album...."Like a Surgeon"...hehehe....it's just so us.
And we're both on drugs.....Dr.'s orders, not the illegal ones. Now where did we leave
off? Um....yeah, the vines just came in....oy vey...um, now we're hearing "Yoda".
Anyways, we're going to try to get another chapter done now....thanks to you nice
people who did review. Right, back to the story....but first?
*******************************************************************
Yet another commercial insanity break....please people, you got off okay, last chapter,
you didn't ACTUALLY think these had stopped, did you? We now give you a couple
things to ponder.....Why do they put Braille on drive through bank machines? Why
do they sterilize needles for lethal injections? Why do we kill people for killing people
to show that killing people is wrong? And last but not least, When your pet bird sees
you reading the newspaper, does he wonder why you're just sitting there, staring at
the carpet?
This concludes our insanity break....now back to our story.............
*******************************************************************
CHAPTER SIX "WALKOUTS, POOL PARTIES, AND A CHAINSAW....."
*********************************************************
In the ER, Romano and the group exchanged brief glances as the vines grew all around
them.
"So...." Benton began...
"Anyone wanna go see the Jawas outside?" Romano asked. "I have this sudden need
to eat M&M's. In fact, I need them right now." He grabbed Lizzie by the arm and
tugged.
Elizabeth, needing no prompting, followed,
"Yeah, food sounds good." Benton remarked, following.
In the ER, the remainder of the people who were in the main Admit area, followed them,
including, Cassi, Atherton, Chris (Collins and Mason), and Lucy, who carried Betsy.
The others were still in Trauma one with the dead people.
"Hey, bring me back some Reeses sticks!" Sven called.
Romano turned and looked at her like she was insane....and she was. "If you even think
I'm coming back in here, you really ARE nuts!"
"I wasn't talking to you." Sven told him. "I was talking to Chris."
"Which one?" Atherton asked.
Sven rolled her eyes. "Duh." She retorted.
"Gimme a minute to dodge the monkeys." Chris Mason called from the door.
Once out in the Ambulance Bay, the people breathed a sigh of relief. "So....is this
another walkout?" Abby questioned.
Romano snapped his fingers, creating a lounge chair with an umbrella, and flopped
down with a drink and his M&M's. "Yeah." He answered. "We're protesting the
intrusion of several dangerous animals."
Kovac nodded, and created his own lounge chair. "Yeah, I suppose that a lion in
Exam three is bad for us." He agreed.
"Do you think his name is Eck?" Lucy asked suddenly.
"Someone saw Fellowship." Romano remarked, with a small grin. **Fellowship of the
Spoof....the white tower of Eckthelion....does this not look like "Eck, the lion?"**
Elizabeth shook her head, and created lounge chairs for herself and Lucy, and flopped
down next to Romano under the umbrella. "Well, I must say this isn't all that bad.....
unless those things come out here."
"Well, they probably will, but I'm sure If Romano glares at them, they'll go away."
Peter quipped.
"ME?!" Romano shot out. "Lizzie's the one who can torch them by looking at them."
"Peter, won't you sit down?" Elizabeth asked sweetly, creating another chair.
"Want one, Cassi?" Romano asked, watching Cassi down a can of Pepsi.
Cassi grinned. "Nej tack." She replied. "I'll make my own." She snapped her fingers,
causing a recliner to appear under another umbrella. She sat down, giving him a smirk.
**Nej tack...."No thankyou." Cassi knows some Swedish...she learned it to understand
Roxette's solo albums..**And wishes to thank Susanne Gustavson and Therese
Thiesen for their help as well. My best Swedish friends...Jag alskar dej!**
Romano shook his head. "Always gotta be the topper." He muttered.
Elizabeth laughed. "You know, this isn't bad at all." She mused. "We could have
some fun out here."
Cassi grinned. "We create a swimming pool out here and we can have a nice party."
She remarked. "Storm can make it warmer."
Kovac stared at her. "You want to have a pool party in the Ambulance Bay?!"
Shirley shrugged. "If they keep that game up the way they're going, they're going to
have a monsoon inside anyway." She reminded them. "They get to swim, why can't
we?"
Romano frowned, considering this, then his face changed to a sly look, and he turned
to Elizabeth. "That actually sounds like fun." He remarked, eyeing her.
Elizabeth's eyes widened, then she gave her own sly look. "Nice try, Robert." She
informed him. "In your dreams, maybe."
From the entrance of the ER, Donald Anspaugh stared at the doctors and nurses who
were now in various lounge chairs, and eating, while the Jawas ran a snack stand.
"Excuse me, WHAT IS GOING ON HERE?!"
Romano looked up. "We're staging a walkout." He informed the man. "Until they get
rid of those wild animals.....and while we're walked out, we're considering a pool party.
I'd invite you, but we don't really want to see you in a bathing suit."
Meanwhile, Sven stuck her head out the door. "You guys might wanna GET OUT OF
THE WAY OUT THERE!!!" She yelled. "Mohawk let the stampede out!"
The people all looked at each other and without pausing, they all ran to the other side
of the Ambulance Bay, just as the stampede burst through the doors, trampling the
chairs.
Pippin came out behind them. "Where do you s'pose they're all going?" He asked.
Sven shrugged. "Do we really want to know?"
Pippin shrugged and shook his head. "Guess not."
"So what were you guys doing?" Sven asked as Cassi returned her recliner to normal
and flopped back down.
"We were talking about having a pool party out here." Cassi answered. "In all reality,
this area is the perfect size for a good pool. Just put some tunes on, and we're fine!"
Sven's face brightened. "Really? Sounds like fun!" She replied.
"Weren't you playing that game?" Romano asked, giving her a Look.
"It's Chen's turn." Pippin told them. "We have a while."
"If you people even THINK you're putting a pool out here, you can FORGET it!"
Donald cried. "This is a HOSPITAL! We can NOT have a swimming pool outside
the ER! The ambulances have to come here!"
Sven rolled her eyes. "Sorry, pal. You're closed to patients." She reminded him. "Not
to be rude, but you have gremlins, killer spiders...."
"Eck, the Lion..." Lucy went on.
"Monkeys on wheelchairs..." Kovac added.
"Kerry's dead...." Romano remarked, with a satisfied smile.
"Needless to say, you can't accept patients with all this, plus, you just had a stampede
come through your ER, and you have killer vines all over the place." Cassi put in.
"So, since we can't have patients, and we have nothing else to do, we might as well
just have a pool party out here." Abby exclaimed brightly.
Susan grinned. "Ooh, and I have a new bathing suit, too!" She cried in glee.
"All in favor of pool party, raise your hands!" Cassi yelled.
All in the Ambulance Bay, with the exception of Anspaugh, raised their hands.
"You're outvoted." Sven remarked, flatly. "Pool now. We only have so long before
Pippin has to roll."
Cassi grinned and snapped her fingers. The Ambulance Bay was transformed into a
large pool area, with lounge chairs, umbrellas, and tables all over. "Let's party, people!"
She shouted. "We have some new Weird Al tapes....and Rob, you really gotta hear
this one."
The party went into full-swing, and Anspaugh, who continued to protest, was soon
shot by Cassi for threatening to fire Romano. "Um....someone get him to trauma one."
She ordered. "He's cluttering up our patio."
"Can we put him in Exam three?" Romano asked, sounding innocent.
Cassi frowned, considering this. "Hmmmm......"
******************************************************************
Inside, at the Admit desk, Mr Glasses, the Brain gremlin, was on the phone. "We're so
sorry, but this ER is officially closed to patients. We just had a stampede run through
the place. We're advising all our doctors to carry shotguns from now on." He
explained, seriously. "Besides, they're having a pool party in the Ambulance Bay,
and there's no room for the Ambulances. Thankyou for calling, and do have a nice
day." He hung up the phone and went back to the patient's charts, while adjusting
his white lab coat.
"Sir." A gremlin in blue scrubs spoke up behind him. "The patient is ready for his
operation."
Mr. Glasses nodded, and walked over to Trauma Two, where Pratt was tied to a gurney,
and struggling. "Now, sir...we'll ask that you calm down." The gremlin told him. "This
is a very simple operation. Nurse, get the anesthetic."
Another gremlin in pink scrubs calmly waked over and whacked Pratt in the head with
the mallet. "Ready Doctor." He replied.
Mr. Glasses nodded and fired up the chainsaw. "Then let's get going, shall we?"
******************************************************************
End part 6...and we REALLY want reviews for this one! And while you're at it, the
next chap of Chameleon just came up and Abby has made her first appearence.
We'll try to have the next part of this one up as soon as we can...and the more you
review, the faster we can. And for fans, who do you wanna see in a bathing suit?
We can get Dave and Carter between rolls....well, that is as soon as they get Carter and
Ardeth out of the game.
Now.....about the Dorkett guy....you want they should do an operation on him, too?
We personally want him dead LONG before the end of this, however we can kill him
in a variety of different ways!
And now....REVIEW. Pu-leaaase? Oh, and rest assured, Dave WILL be in the next
chapter....it's Chen's turn to roll.