THE HOGWARTS SURVEY:
Standard Questions --
Name? -- Lucius Malfoy
Nickname(s)? -- Lucious Lucius by my little Fan Club...
Middle Name(s)? -- Ignatius. You laugh you die.
Age? -- 41, I improve with age...
Gender? -- Male, I thought that was obvious enough...
Siblings? -- None, none, and furthermore, none.
Birthday? -- November 8th
Star Sign? -- Scorpio, like father like son eh?
Getting Personal... --
Hair? -- Oh please, as if you don't know... White-blonde and very very long.
Eyes? -- Silver blue. And "very alluring" as my Fan Club likes to call them.
Fav Color? -- Black. Morbid, noble, basic, perfect.
Best Feature?
*In Your Opinion? -- I'm Lucius Malfoy, everything about me is equally perfect...
*In Other's Opinion(s)? -- Read above ^
Biggest Dream? -- Minister for Magic (no shit sherlock)
Split Personality? -- Does vindictive/malicious count as a split?
Fav Food? -- Don't have one... What's this? Veritaserum I should have known.... P-I-Z-Z-A
In School --
Successes? -- Marks good enough to get into the Ministry. Prefect.
Rule Breaker? -- Always.
Fav Subject? -- Potions. I like Quidditch but I'm not obsessed with it...
House? -- Oh for god's sake. SLYTHERIN. Say it with me, SLYTHERIN
Fav Teacher? -- Hmmm... Back then it would have been Van Buren... Talk about a hot student teacher...
Ever Considered Being a Teacher? -- NO.
Friends in School? -- Snape, Narcissa, Bellatrix,
In Your Life... --
Ever Been Close To Death? -- Yes (via You-Know-Who)
Ever Been Cursed? -- Yes (via You-Know-Who)
Ever Killed Someone? -- Yes (via You-Know-Who) (I'm sick of writing the same thing over and over)
Ever Saved Someone? -- Snape, but it's a very long story...
Ever Been To Azkaban -- Yes. I was there not long ago actually. Wretched place...
VERY Personal... --
Still A Virgin? -- I HAVE A SON YOU KNOW.
If Not, Who/Where/When? -- Narcissa/Hogwarts/Fifth Year (first but not last if you're wondering...)
What Do You Wear In Bed? -- Excuse me? As long as my Fan Club doesn't get hold of this I'll tell you. Blasted Veritaserum! I don't have a choice do I? Silver Boxer Shorts.
Who was the last person to...
* Sleep in your bed with you? -- Narcissa. *thinks* Actually no it wasn't... I've been very unfaithful recently. Some girl... Can't recall her name. *smirks*
* Kiss you? -- The nameless girl *smirks again*
* Make you cry? -- No one makes a Malfoy cry
* See you cry? -- READ ABOVE IDIOT
Do you...
* Have a crush on anyone at the mo? -- Celestina Warbeck's pretty hot; so was that nameless girl. I wish I could remember her name...
* Have a crush on anyone WAY older/younger than you? -- Not for a very long time.
* Have a crush on a teacher? -- Have I mentioned Miss Van Buren the student teacher?
Just Plain Silly? --
Do you...
* Sleep with stuffed animals? -- NO
* Sleep with socks on? -- NO
Thanks For Doing The Survey! :) Please pass it on now!
I'm never letting Dumbledore's cronies near me with these surveys again...
Standard Questions --
Name? -- Lucius Malfoy
Nickname(s)? -- Lucious Lucius by my little Fan Club...
Middle Name(s)? -- Ignatius. You laugh you die.
Age? -- 41, I improve with age...
Gender? -- Male, I thought that was obvious enough...
Siblings? -- None, none, and furthermore, none.
Birthday? -- November 8th
Star Sign? -- Scorpio, like father like son eh?
Getting Personal... --
Hair? -- Oh please, as if you don't know... White-blonde and very very long.
Eyes? -- Silver blue. And "very alluring" as my Fan Club likes to call them.
Fav Color? -- Black. Morbid, noble, basic, perfect.
Best Feature?
*In Your Opinion? -- I'm Lucius Malfoy, everything about me is equally perfect...
*In Other's Opinion(s)? -- Read above ^
Biggest Dream? -- Minister for Magic (no shit sherlock)
Split Personality? -- Does vindictive/malicious count as a split?
Fav Food? -- Don't have one... What's this? Veritaserum I should have known.... P-I-Z-Z-A
In School --
Successes? -- Marks good enough to get into the Ministry. Prefect.
Rule Breaker? -- Always.
Fav Subject? -- Potions. I like Quidditch but I'm not obsessed with it...
House? -- Oh for god's sake. SLYTHERIN. Say it with me, SLYTHERIN
Fav Teacher? -- Hmmm... Back then it would have been Van Buren... Talk about a hot student teacher...
Ever Considered Being a Teacher? -- NO.
Friends in School? -- Snape, Narcissa, Bellatrix,
In Your Life... --
Ever Been Close To Death? -- Yes (via You-Know-Who)
Ever Been Cursed? -- Yes (via You-Know-Who)
Ever Killed Someone? -- Yes (via You-Know-Who) (I'm sick of writing the same thing over and over)
Ever Saved Someone? -- Snape, but it's a very long story...
Ever Been To Azkaban -- Yes. I was there not long ago actually. Wretched place...
VERY Personal... --
Still A Virgin? -- I HAVE A SON YOU KNOW.
If Not, Who/Where/When? -- Narcissa/Hogwarts/Fifth Year (first but not last if you're wondering...)
What Do You Wear In Bed? -- Excuse me? As long as my Fan Club doesn't get hold of this I'll tell you. Blasted Veritaserum! I don't have a choice do I? Silver Boxer Shorts.
Who was the last person to...
* Sleep in your bed with you? -- Narcissa. *thinks* Actually no it wasn't... I've been very unfaithful recently. Some girl... Can't recall her name. *smirks*
* Kiss you? -- The nameless girl *smirks again*
* Make you cry? -- No one makes a Malfoy cry
* See you cry? -- READ ABOVE IDIOT
Do you...
* Have a crush on anyone at the mo? -- Celestina Warbeck's pretty hot; so was that nameless girl. I wish I could remember her name...
* Have a crush on anyone WAY older/younger than you? -- Not for a very long time.
* Have a crush on a teacher? -- Have I mentioned Miss Van Buren the student teacher?
Just Plain Silly? --
Do you...
* Sleep with stuffed animals? -- NO
* Sleep with socks on? -- NO
Thanks For Doing The Survey! :) Please pass it on now!
I'm never letting Dumbledore's cronies near me with these surveys again...