Part ten....this is currently June 24th and the previous section will finally be uploaded today.
It has been done for almost two weeks.....what does this tell you? I'm not impressed with
the amount of reviews I've gotten. Is anyone other than Becca, Jimmy, Amanda and Deb
even reading this?! Matt? Kekelina? Where are you? *makes a face* Or is it that you
people are afraid to admit you read these pointless stories.....that's it, isn't it? You're
ASHAMED of us! Fine...we just won't write another section...*authors sit and stare at the
screen* CASSI: I'm bored. *Sven is reading Jurassic Spoof and doesn't appear to notice*
Where did we stop anyways? It's been so long since I wrote it. Deb and Becca already know
this. Why? Because they're our big fans and they've either heard it or read it already. And
chances are that by the time this section actually goes up, they'll have heard it or read it
already, too. Yes, it's called favoritism. It's also called THEY REVIEW! Hello. Anyhow, I
guess we stopped at the arrival of Burt's rather large pet....that he claims is not a pet. Also,
aren't you wondering what happened to Batsy about now....and what is he going to do when
he realizes no one is chasing him!? And what ever happened to the monkeys, the stampede,
the mosquitos, etc..... We will be getting back to that.......if and when some reviews arrive.
Anyhow, I guess we were at....um....El Blanco.
June 25th....okay, I have some reviews....Reviews =motivation. Comments on reviews....
Thankyou Becca. It was great. I slept till 2:00 in the afternoon. And I got two cards, one
of which came all the way from Finland. Thankyou Sajia. And about the Psychos comment.
Thankyou. We know. Who else would write a spoof called US Psychos? Psychotic is fun.
Try it, you'll like it! ^_^ Currently, it's pouring down rain, and thundering.....this means
Cassi's knees hurt. However, I'll try to get this chapter typed as well as work some on the
beginning of the "Forbidden Spoof: The Chase." The second Forbidden Spoof story and
the sequal to "The Hunter." Anyhow, here's the new chapter....as soon as I take something
for my knees.
June 28th....um....we ARE getting there. What?! I told you I get distracted easy! Deb! Nice
to see your review....even after you'd already read it! Also yes, we ARE bringing in BOTH
Kate and Heather. As we assume that Kate did indeed marry Earl. So yes, we want her and of
course we want Heather Gummer! We're getting them two back together. What's more
romantic than one gun-happy lunatic and his gun-happy lunatic wife? Okay...right, anyway,
I'll try to get something typed instead of being very distracted by late hour, newly printed out
sections of Cordano fics I have not yet read...(it's a Miracle there are parts I have not read)
and of course the fact that I need a painkiller.....I think it rained this morning. Anyhow, my
shoulder hurts and I'm bored....which is not the way to type a spoof-story....and now we can't
decide what color the screen should be while we're writing. Hey! Quit laughing! This is a
very hard choice to make. We have to come up with the right color combo that does not
give us a huge headache.....I'm getting a headache. This one isn't right. Ahem...after an
exausting round of playing with the menu..did you know you can stretch the screen all different
ways? Oh right, you don't care....so just consider that an....insanity break...yeah. So we just
dimmed the screen down and used some dull colors, and now it doesn't make my head throb.
Right, back to the story.............where were we again?
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CHAPTER TEN: "AND THE OSCAR GOES TO EL BLANCO!"
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**Okay, a dimmer switch and a Lortab later, I think we're ready to get back to it. Ugh, my knee
hurts....well I didn't say the Lortab had kicked in yet, did I? Give it about 15 minutes or so**
That is...15 minutes and Weird Al Yankovic.....ahhh....better.**
Up on the surgical floor....um "Dr." Glasses stepped out of the elevator with his cooler. As
he walked around the corner, he stared. This was Mohawk's work, obviously. "Jeffery." He
spoke up, loudly, startling the spider who was calmly having lunch in Mohawk's web. "Does
he know you're in there?"
Jeffery turned, indignately. "Mohawk was busy playing with Carter!" He snapped. "I don't
even think he knows this morsel is even here."
Glasses nodded. "Yes, I can see how that would be true, although Carter is currently out in
the Ambulance area playing in the pool and Mohawk is stuck inside." The Gremlin informed
him. "He may come up here to check."
"Well, if he does, I'm already finished." Jeffery shot back. "There's nothing for him to do
about it."
"Yes, I can see how that would be true." Dr Glasses replied, with a shrug. "Well, then, if
you're all finished eating, would you care to assist me with my operation? I could always
use a few extra sets of legs, and you're very agile."
Jeffery jumped to the floor, looking at the cooler. "Is that really a human head?" He asked.
"Well of course!" Dr Glasses remarked, matter-of-factly. "I labeled this quite clearly what is
contained inside. Why is it that everyone I've bumped into doesn't believe it?"
Jeffery shrugged. "I'm not good at reading yet." He explained. "I wasn't sure if that was what
it read."
Glasses nodded. "Oh....right." He admitted. "I suppose that surgeon downstairs must have
had the same problem. This way."
Jeffery, happy to be included, bounced after the Gremlin.
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Outside, Cassi and Sven were glaring at Burt.
Romano was still glaring at the giant white monstrosity that had intruded on his view of
Elizabeth. "Um...so what do we do with.....uh...."
"El Blanco." Sven finished, motioning to the giant worm thing. "He's Burt's pet Graboid."
"That is NOT my pet!" Burt argued. "That thing tried to EAT me!"
"Pity he missed." Romano muttered under his breath.
They were interrupted by a loud, shocked gasp. "NOOOOOO!!!!!!!" El Blanco burst out.
"NO EAT BURT!!!! I LOVE BURT!!!!! BLANCO SAVED BURT!!!!" This was ended up by
loud racking sobs.
Romano (amongst others) burst out laughing. Burt, on the other hand, looked as if he wanted
to crawl under a chair and die. Earl, who's mouth was still taped shut, just stared in shock.
El Blanco was oblivious to this. He continued his very impressive preformance. "WHERE
HAVE YOU BEEN!?!" He demanded. "I WAS LOOKING ALL OVER FOR YOU, AND I WAS
CALLING AND CALLING, AND YOU WERE NEVER EVEN THERE!!!! THEN I HEARD
YOUR WATCH AND IT WASN'T YOU!! YOU DON'T LOVE ME ANYMORE!!!! YOU
NEVER EVEN WANNA PLAY GAMES ANYMORE AND YOU DON'T EVEN TRY TO TAKE
MY LUNCH AWAY!!!!" He broke off, in loud noisy sobs.
Romano looked from the Graboid, now convulsed in loud sobs, to the gun-crazy survivalist,
and then burst out laughing again. "So..." He managed to get out between laughing fits.
"When's the wedding, and are we invited?"
At this point, Earl doubled over in convulsions....because his mouth was still taped shut, and
he was also in fits of laughter.
Newman eyed him a minute before calmly walking over and ripping the tape off his face, thus
causing his laughter to turn to a loud scream of agony.
Sven waited until Romano had recovered somewhat. "Um...Burt's already married to Reba
McEntire." She put in. "And we're wanting them to get back together, so El Blanco has to
wait in line."
Romano, and all around who actually know who she is, turned to stare in shock at Burt.
"Reba, huh?" Romano remarked. "Can't get enough of these women with curly red hair,
can we?"
Burt, in his haze of embarrassment in front of his closest friends, who were also now laughing,
wasn't listening to this new piece of information. Sven pulled a familiar notebook from her
bag, and opened it up. "Here." She told everyone. "That's his wife." **spoof scrapbook**
Newman stared, impressed. "Yeah, that's definitely Reba." He whispered. "Wow. Why hasn't
she been in yet?"
Earl looked over his shoulder. "Heather left Burt." He informed the group. "We haven't
seen her in a while." He looked over at Burt, who was sitting on the ground, looking as if
he wanted to shoot El Blanco, who was still sobbing. "He went crazy, too. He still loves her."
Romano looked over at Burt, with understanding. "Yeah, I know how that goes." He replied
with a nod. "Those fiesty redheads'll get you every time."
Roland and Dundee, noticing the discomfort of their friend, walked over, and helped him off
the ground.
"Burt?" Cassi called out.
"WHAT?!" He snapped.
"I was just wondering if you could tell your little...er big..friend here that he can't stay, and he
should play underground a while." Cassi suggested. "The hospital is trashed enough."
Burt rolled his eyes. "El Blanco!" He ordered, causing the creature to instantly quiet. "Go
back into the ground, and you can come out later."
"You promise you'll play toy trucks with me later?" El Blanco asked pointedly, causing
snickers from all.
Burt gritted his teeth, and tried to smile. "Yes, just go back under the ground, and don't come
out until I tell you it's okay."
The Graboid obediently returned to his natural habitat.
Romano gave Cassi and Sven a Look. "Oh yeah." He smirked. "I'm really convinced it's not
his pet, aren't you?"
Cassi nodded. "Oh yeah. Totally." She answered.
"Hey!!" Dave called from the pool. "Batsy's back with the game!"
Everyone looked up to see the Bat Gremlin, perched on the top of an Ambulance, and glaring
at the humans. "You DO realize that those animals are wrecking your city, right?" He called
out, pointedly.
"What animals?" Carter asked, in mock-confusion.
Batsy made a face at the humans, who were obviously no fun at all. "What are you going to
do if I don't give this game back?"
"What game?" Dave remarked, picking up on Carter's ploy. "We were having a party."
The gremlin made a disgusted face and angrily tossed the game into the pool, splashing all
nearby.
Jing Mei grinned and swam up under it, grabbing it, and swimming over to Dave, Ardeth, and
Carter. "Well, that was easy." She proclaimed.
"Who's turn is it anyway?" Dave asked, frowning. "It's been so long I forgot."
"Don't look at us, we were in the game." Carter put in, with a shrug. "And it was really fun
in there, too."
"Almost like Jurassic Park." Ardeth added.
"It's Ardeth's turn!" Sven called. "Chen let the bats out!"
Before Ardeth could open the game up right where they were in the pool, Elizabeth snatched
it from them.
"Hey!" The four players burst out at once.
"What's the big idea?!" Carter demanded.
"We came out here to get away from this stupid game." Elizabeth informed him, calmly. "If
you think you're playing it in the middle of our pool, you're sadly mistaken."
"You tell 'em!" Shirley cracked from across the pool.
"We have to go back into the hospital, people." Sven called.
Pippin nodded in agreement. "That way, we can trash the place more." He added, with a grin.
Stripe lept out of the pool. "They're right." He admitted, grabbing the game from Elizabeth.
"Besides, Mohawk can't play outside."
"YEAH!!" Mohawk called from the doorway. "Get it back in here! No fair you getting all the
fun!"
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Insanity break...#....oh right, we stopped numbering them. Forget the number. Anyhow, this
charming letter appeared in our local Wichita newspaper and we wanted to share it with all
of you. So, from Wichita, KS resident, Aletha S. Markusen.....you're gonna love this. Please
stop and consider the reality of this situation.
"We are told that insects have such a high reproductive rate that, eventually, they will "inherit
the earth." I disagree. I think that the most-rapidly proliferating species on earth is the ball-
point pen." **STOP LAUGHING!! This is SERIOUS!**
"This marvel of technology surpasses all others in its cloning power. My Dakota Badlands
vase, my grandmother's lavishly gold incrusted green glass tumbler, where she kept her
dentures at night, and my museum pottery piece all now bristle with pens.
"Every desk clerk's plastic pocket liner, a jar next to the friut bowl in the lobby of my health-
conscious dentist's office, every insurance rep, hospital clerk, motel manager, brain surgeon,
and podiatrist waves one off with one of these sly invaders---and with a cheery, "Want
another?"
"Consider Alfred Hitchcock's film, "The Birds," where the birds are replaced by ball-point pens.
Where will it all end?"
**Think about it, people. They're in your HOMES!!!....**
This concluds this insanity break....thankyou for your time, and we now return you to the fic
at hand.....^_^
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Inside the hospital, Mohawk, Stripe, Sven, Pippin, Dave, Jing-Mei, Ardeth and Carter, having
just outrun the vine pods, were now seated around the game in the lounge.
"Whose turn is it again?" Dave wanted to know.
"I think it's Ardeth's." Pippin replied, bouncing in his chair.
"You really love this game, don't you?" Jing Mei commented, sounding tired.
"It's exciting!" Pippin informed her. "And fun."
Ardeth shook his head, smiling. "Give me the dice." He ordered.
Dave looked around. "Um.....I don't see the dice." He spoke up, quietly.
"They were in there." Remarked Sven, without looking up from her book.
"Well they aren't anymore." Jing Mei answered, searching the box.
Mohawk looked at Stripe. "Batsy?" He asked.
"Yeah, I think so." Stripe muttered. "He would, I suppose."
Carter raised an eyebrow and looked over at Sven and Pippin. "So what do we do?"
Pippin grumbled under his breath.
"I guess we have to get the dice back." Ardeth concluded. "I'll go."
"I'm going with Ardeth." Carter added.
Sven looked at the two of them. "Not without me, you won't." She argued. "You two would
go back into the pool."
"I would not!" Carter contradicted. "I'd get the dice from Batsy." He paused. "Ardeth, give
me your scimitar."
"I have a really big gun." Sven reminded them. "But I'm not letting anyone else play with it."
**Burt gave her one of his in Chameleon**
"Great." Dave complained. "You blow Batsy out of the sky and then the dice fall to the ground,
and we never find them."
"Lovely, then the game will NEVER be over." Jung Mei muttered.
Pippin's face brightened. "Blow him out of the sky, Sven." He cried.
Sven sighed. "Okay, Mohawk, Stripe, and Jing Mei stay here and Dave, Carter, Pippin, and
Ardeth come with me." She told them. "We'll get the dice back."
"You better not be heading into the pool." Jing Mei warned.
"I promise I won't go into the pool." Dave assured her.
Jing Mei glared at the others.
Sven and Pippin exchanged a glance. "Nobody is going into the pool." She stated, with her
fingers crossed behind her back.
Carter grinned. "Got it." He replied. "Let's go."
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This last section was finished on July 9. We had a long break after the ball-point pen spot,
and tonight there is one heck of a lightning storm outside. So whether or not this gets up-
loaded tonight, depends on how fast I can do it before we lose the electric.
Side notes, Amanda, I'm still working on the cast list! I got Molly Brown and Lizzie Calvert
casted now, and the rest will continue as soon as I can watch the movie and the script
at the same time.
Also, the new addition to our house that includes my bedroom and mine and Sven's new office
in the upstairs area is now being sheetrocked! ^_^ We're expecting a little less than a month
and we'll have more space to write in.
Becca, we're working our way through your videos. We're using them to watch after we finish
our horror movie fix. Because nobody wants to go to sleep after watching Jason Voorhees go
on a slasher spree. And we're still trying to figure out why the women in the Friday the 13th
movies always barracade themselves into a building BEFORE they check it to make sure
nobody's in there, and then they stand with the lights on, in front of the window with the
curtains open. It's like screaming "Here I AM! Kill me!" Hinky.
Anyways, we'll send them back as soon as we're done with them and we're sending you the
three Tremors movies and the Murdoc eps. of MacGyver ....and do you wanna see Pink
Cadillac? That one stars Murdoc as the bad guy!
Oh right, this is not an email, it's a fanfic. Right....so....since it's a fanfic....REVIEW!
It has been done for almost two weeks.....what does this tell you? I'm not impressed with
the amount of reviews I've gotten. Is anyone other than Becca, Jimmy, Amanda and Deb
even reading this?! Matt? Kekelina? Where are you? *makes a face* Or is it that you
people are afraid to admit you read these pointless stories.....that's it, isn't it? You're
ASHAMED of us! Fine...we just won't write another section...*authors sit and stare at the
screen* CASSI: I'm bored. *Sven is reading Jurassic Spoof and doesn't appear to notice*
Where did we stop anyways? It's been so long since I wrote it. Deb and Becca already know
this. Why? Because they're our big fans and they've either heard it or read it already. And
chances are that by the time this section actually goes up, they'll have heard it or read it
already, too. Yes, it's called favoritism. It's also called THEY REVIEW! Hello. Anyhow, I
guess we stopped at the arrival of Burt's rather large pet....that he claims is not a pet. Also,
aren't you wondering what happened to Batsy about now....and what is he going to do when
he realizes no one is chasing him!? And what ever happened to the monkeys, the stampede,
the mosquitos, etc..... We will be getting back to that.......if and when some reviews arrive.
Anyhow, I guess we were at....um....El Blanco.
June 25th....okay, I have some reviews....Reviews =motivation. Comments on reviews....
Thankyou Becca. It was great. I slept till 2:00 in the afternoon. And I got two cards, one
of which came all the way from Finland. Thankyou Sajia. And about the Psychos comment.
Thankyou. We know. Who else would write a spoof called US Psychos? Psychotic is fun.
Try it, you'll like it! ^_^ Currently, it's pouring down rain, and thundering.....this means
Cassi's knees hurt. However, I'll try to get this chapter typed as well as work some on the
beginning of the "Forbidden Spoof: The Chase." The second Forbidden Spoof story and
the sequal to "The Hunter." Anyhow, here's the new chapter....as soon as I take something
for my knees.
June 28th....um....we ARE getting there. What?! I told you I get distracted easy! Deb! Nice
to see your review....even after you'd already read it! Also yes, we ARE bringing in BOTH
Kate and Heather. As we assume that Kate did indeed marry Earl. So yes, we want her and of
course we want Heather Gummer! We're getting them two back together. What's more
romantic than one gun-happy lunatic and his gun-happy lunatic wife? Okay...right, anyway,
I'll try to get something typed instead of being very distracted by late hour, newly printed out
sections of Cordano fics I have not yet read...(it's a Miracle there are parts I have not read)
and of course the fact that I need a painkiller.....I think it rained this morning. Anyhow, my
shoulder hurts and I'm bored....which is not the way to type a spoof-story....and now we can't
decide what color the screen should be while we're writing. Hey! Quit laughing! This is a
very hard choice to make. We have to come up with the right color combo that does not
give us a huge headache.....I'm getting a headache. This one isn't right. Ahem...after an
exausting round of playing with the menu..did you know you can stretch the screen all different
ways? Oh right, you don't care....so just consider that an....insanity break...yeah. So we just
dimmed the screen down and used some dull colors, and now it doesn't make my head throb.
Right, back to the story.............where were we again?
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CHAPTER TEN: "AND THE OSCAR GOES TO EL BLANCO!"
*************************************************
**Okay, a dimmer switch and a Lortab later, I think we're ready to get back to it. Ugh, my knee
hurts....well I didn't say the Lortab had kicked in yet, did I? Give it about 15 minutes or so**
That is...15 minutes and Weird Al Yankovic.....ahhh....better.**
Up on the surgical floor....um "Dr." Glasses stepped out of the elevator with his cooler. As
he walked around the corner, he stared. This was Mohawk's work, obviously. "Jeffery." He
spoke up, loudly, startling the spider who was calmly having lunch in Mohawk's web. "Does
he know you're in there?"
Jeffery turned, indignately. "Mohawk was busy playing with Carter!" He snapped. "I don't
even think he knows this morsel is even here."
Glasses nodded. "Yes, I can see how that would be true, although Carter is currently out in
the Ambulance area playing in the pool and Mohawk is stuck inside." The Gremlin informed
him. "He may come up here to check."
"Well, if he does, I'm already finished." Jeffery shot back. "There's nothing for him to do
about it."
"Yes, I can see how that would be true." Dr Glasses replied, with a shrug. "Well, then, if
you're all finished eating, would you care to assist me with my operation? I could always
use a few extra sets of legs, and you're very agile."
Jeffery jumped to the floor, looking at the cooler. "Is that really a human head?" He asked.
"Well of course!" Dr Glasses remarked, matter-of-factly. "I labeled this quite clearly what is
contained inside. Why is it that everyone I've bumped into doesn't believe it?"
Jeffery shrugged. "I'm not good at reading yet." He explained. "I wasn't sure if that was what
it read."
Glasses nodded. "Oh....right." He admitted. "I suppose that surgeon downstairs must have
had the same problem. This way."
Jeffery, happy to be included, bounced after the Gremlin.
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Outside, Cassi and Sven were glaring at Burt.
Romano was still glaring at the giant white monstrosity that had intruded on his view of
Elizabeth. "Um...so what do we do with.....uh...."
"El Blanco." Sven finished, motioning to the giant worm thing. "He's Burt's pet Graboid."
"That is NOT my pet!" Burt argued. "That thing tried to EAT me!"
"Pity he missed." Romano muttered under his breath.
They were interrupted by a loud, shocked gasp. "NOOOOOO!!!!!!!" El Blanco burst out.
"NO EAT BURT!!!! I LOVE BURT!!!!! BLANCO SAVED BURT!!!!" This was ended up by
loud racking sobs.
Romano (amongst others) burst out laughing. Burt, on the other hand, looked as if he wanted
to crawl under a chair and die. Earl, who's mouth was still taped shut, just stared in shock.
El Blanco was oblivious to this. He continued his very impressive preformance. "WHERE
HAVE YOU BEEN!?!" He demanded. "I WAS LOOKING ALL OVER FOR YOU, AND I WAS
CALLING AND CALLING, AND YOU WERE NEVER EVEN THERE!!!! THEN I HEARD
YOUR WATCH AND IT WASN'T YOU!! YOU DON'T LOVE ME ANYMORE!!!! YOU
NEVER EVEN WANNA PLAY GAMES ANYMORE AND YOU DON'T EVEN TRY TO TAKE
MY LUNCH AWAY!!!!" He broke off, in loud noisy sobs.
Romano looked from the Graboid, now convulsed in loud sobs, to the gun-crazy survivalist,
and then burst out laughing again. "So..." He managed to get out between laughing fits.
"When's the wedding, and are we invited?"
At this point, Earl doubled over in convulsions....because his mouth was still taped shut, and
he was also in fits of laughter.
Newman eyed him a minute before calmly walking over and ripping the tape off his face, thus
causing his laughter to turn to a loud scream of agony.
Sven waited until Romano had recovered somewhat. "Um...Burt's already married to Reba
McEntire." She put in. "And we're wanting them to get back together, so El Blanco has to
wait in line."
Romano, and all around who actually know who she is, turned to stare in shock at Burt.
"Reba, huh?" Romano remarked. "Can't get enough of these women with curly red hair,
can we?"
Burt, in his haze of embarrassment in front of his closest friends, who were also now laughing,
wasn't listening to this new piece of information. Sven pulled a familiar notebook from her
bag, and opened it up. "Here." She told everyone. "That's his wife." **spoof scrapbook**
Newman stared, impressed. "Yeah, that's definitely Reba." He whispered. "Wow. Why hasn't
she been in yet?"
Earl looked over his shoulder. "Heather left Burt." He informed the group. "We haven't
seen her in a while." He looked over at Burt, who was sitting on the ground, looking as if
he wanted to shoot El Blanco, who was still sobbing. "He went crazy, too. He still loves her."
Romano looked over at Burt, with understanding. "Yeah, I know how that goes." He replied
with a nod. "Those fiesty redheads'll get you every time."
Roland and Dundee, noticing the discomfort of their friend, walked over, and helped him off
the ground.
"Burt?" Cassi called out.
"WHAT?!" He snapped.
"I was just wondering if you could tell your little...er big..friend here that he can't stay, and he
should play underground a while." Cassi suggested. "The hospital is trashed enough."
Burt rolled his eyes. "El Blanco!" He ordered, causing the creature to instantly quiet. "Go
back into the ground, and you can come out later."
"You promise you'll play toy trucks with me later?" El Blanco asked pointedly, causing
snickers from all.
Burt gritted his teeth, and tried to smile. "Yes, just go back under the ground, and don't come
out until I tell you it's okay."
The Graboid obediently returned to his natural habitat.
Romano gave Cassi and Sven a Look. "Oh yeah." He smirked. "I'm really convinced it's not
his pet, aren't you?"
Cassi nodded. "Oh yeah. Totally." She answered.
"Hey!!" Dave called from the pool. "Batsy's back with the game!"
Everyone looked up to see the Bat Gremlin, perched on the top of an Ambulance, and glaring
at the humans. "You DO realize that those animals are wrecking your city, right?" He called
out, pointedly.
"What animals?" Carter asked, in mock-confusion.
Batsy made a face at the humans, who were obviously no fun at all. "What are you going to
do if I don't give this game back?"
"What game?" Dave remarked, picking up on Carter's ploy. "We were having a party."
The gremlin made a disgusted face and angrily tossed the game into the pool, splashing all
nearby.
Jing Mei grinned and swam up under it, grabbing it, and swimming over to Dave, Ardeth, and
Carter. "Well, that was easy." She proclaimed.
"Who's turn is it anyway?" Dave asked, frowning. "It's been so long I forgot."
"Don't look at us, we were in the game." Carter put in, with a shrug. "And it was really fun
in there, too."
"Almost like Jurassic Park." Ardeth added.
"It's Ardeth's turn!" Sven called. "Chen let the bats out!"
Before Ardeth could open the game up right where they were in the pool, Elizabeth snatched
it from them.
"Hey!" The four players burst out at once.
"What's the big idea?!" Carter demanded.
"We came out here to get away from this stupid game." Elizabeth informed him, calmly. "If
you think you're playing it in the middle of our pool, you're sadly mistaken."
"You tell 'em!" Shirley cracked from across the pool.
"We have to go back into the hospital, people." Sven called.
Pippin nodded in agreement. "That way, we can trash the place more." He added, with a grin.
Stripe lept out of the pool. "They're right." He admitted, grabbing the game from Elizabeth.
"Besides, Mohawk can't play outside."
"YEAH!!" Mohawk called from the doorway. "Get it back in here! No fair you getting all the
fun!"
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Insanity break...#....oh right, we stopped numbering them. Forget the number. Anyhow, this
charming letter appeared in our local Wichita newspaper and we wanted to share it with all
of you. So, from Wichita, KS resident, Aletha S. Markusen.....you're gonna love this. Please
stop and consider the reality of this situation.
"We are told that insects have such a high reproductive rate that, eventually, they will "inherit
the earth." I disagree. I think that the most-rapidly proliferating species on earth is the ball-
point pen." **STOP LAUGHING!! This is SERIOUS!**
"This marvel of technology surpasses all others in its cloning power. My Dakota Badlands
vase, my grandmother's lavishly gold incrusted green glass tumbler, where she kept her
dentures at night, and my museum pottery piece all now bristle with pens.
"Every desk clerk's plastic pocket liner, a jar next to the friut bowl in the lobby of my health-
conscious dentist's office, every insurance rep, hospital clerk, motel manager, brain surgeon,
and podiatrist waves one off with one of these sly invaders---and with a cheery, "Want
another?"
"Consider Alfred Hitchcock's film, "The Birds," where the birds are replaced by ball-point pens.
Where will it all end?"
**Think about it, people. They're in your HOMES!!!....**
This concluds this insanity break....thankyou for your time, and we now return you to the fic
at hand.....^_^
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Inside the hospital, Mohawk, Stripe, Sven, Pippin, Dave, Jing-Mei, Ardeth and Carter, having
just outrun the vine pods, were now seated around the game in the lounge.
"Whose turn is it again?" Dave wanted to know.
"I think it's Ardeth's." Pippin replied, bouncing in his chair.
"You really love this game, don't you?" Jing Mei commented, sounding tired.
"It's exciting!" Pippin informed her. "And fun."
Ardeth shook his head, smiling. "Give me the dice." He ordered.
Dave looked around. "Um.....I don't see the dice." He spoke up, quietly.
"They were in there." Remarked Sven, without looking up from her book.
"Well they aren't anymore." Jing Mei answered, searching the box.
Mohawk looked at Stripe. "Batsy?" He asked.
"Yeah, I think so." Stripe muttered. "He would, I suppose."
Carter raised an eyebrow and looked over at Sven and Pippin. "So what do we do?"
Pippin grumbled under his breath.
"I guess we have to get the dice back." Ardeth concluded. "I'll go."
"I'm going with Ardeth." Carter added.
Sven looked at the two of them. "Not without me, you won't." She argued. "You two would
go back into the pool."
"I would not!" Carter contradicted. "I'd get the dice from Batsy." He paused. "Ardeth, give
me your scimitar."
"I have a really big gun." Sven reminded them. "But I'm not letting anyone else play with it."
**Burt gave her one of his in Chameleon**
"Great." Dave complained. "You blow Batsy out of the sky and then the dice fall to the ground,
and we never find them."
"Lovely, then the game will NEVER be over." Jung Mei muttered.
Pippin's face brightened. "Blow him out of the sky, Sven." He cried.
Sven sighed. "Okay, Mohawk, Stripe, and Jing Mei stay here and Dave, Carter, Pippin, and
Ardeth come with me." She told them. "We'll get the dice back."
"You better not be heading into the pool." Jing Mei warned.
"I promise I won't go into the pool." Dave assured her.
Jing Mei glared at the others.
Sven and Pippin exchanged a glance. "Nobody is going into the pool." She stated, with her
fingers crossed behind her back.
Carter grinned. "Got it." He replied. "Let's go."
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This last section was finished on July 9. We had a long break after the ball-point pen spot,
and tonight there is one heck of a lightning storm outside. So whether or not this gets up-
loaded tonight, depends on how fast I can do it before we lose the electric.
Side notes, Amanda, I'm still working on the cast list! I got Molly Brown and Lizzie Calvert
casted now, and the rest will continue as soon as I can watch the movie and the script
at the same time.
Also, the new addition to our house that includes my bedroom and mine and Sven's new office
in the upstairs area is now being sheetrocked! ^_^ We're expecting a little less than a month
and we'll have more space to write in.
Becca, we're working our way through your videos. We're using them to watch after we finish
our horror movie fix. Because nobody wants to go to sleep after watching Jason Voorhees go
on a slasher spree. And we're still trying to figure out why the women in the Friday the 13th
movies always barracade themselves into a building BEFORE they check it to make sure
nobody's in there, and then they stand with the lights on, in front of the window with the
curtains open. It's like screaming "Here I AM! Kill me!" Hinky.
Anyways, we'll send them back as soon as we're done with them and we're sending you the
three Tremors movies and the Murdoc eps. of MacGyver ....and do you wanna see Pink
Cadillac? That one stars Murdoc as the bad guy!
Oh right, this is not an email, it's a fanfic. Right....so....since it's a fanfic....REVIEW!